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2011

26

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s the morning somewhere…that’s what I always tell myself when I wake up a 2 pm and feel guilty about not being a productive member of society, something that usually never happens, but I pretend it does for the sake of the post, I sacrifice myself for content daily.

Here’s some morning action, I’m may not be done fucking the chocoloate out of the Easter Bunny, but apparently the rest of the world is, so that means we’re back. Not that we went anywhere…

Let’s Start the Day Off with Some Proper Cleavage
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25 Beauties Who Prove QBs Always Get the Girl
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Free Cam Shows Sucka
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Michal Lohan Wants to Box John Bobbit WTF
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This Gal Evvy Has One Hot Body
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Now THAT’S a Huge Dildo
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Cute Babe is All Wet on the Beach
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I Love a Girl Next Door Type That Gets Nasty
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Sexy College Sluts Party
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Warren G is Solving the Worlds Penis Problems
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2011

26

Apr

Holly Madison Lingerie for Peepshow of the Day

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Holly Madison has gone from stipping, to Playboy, to becoming a Vegas showgirl. I guess that means she’s made it and is living her white trash dream, even though most girls who end up Vegas showgirls are failures in their acting, singing, dancing craft…..must feel good to have such low whore expectations…I hate this kind of panty in public wearing trash who think they are better than the street whore and look down on them as they drink the champagne their John’s bought them when they are the same fucking person…just with a different set of marketing tools…

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2011

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m still drinking.

As far as Im concerned – everyday is Easter.

I don’t know what that means but I am laying egg farts and my underwear is covered if what looks like red chocolate…Thanks ULCER.

Wow.

That was disgusting.

I should stick to sticking eggs in my wife’s fat folds and forcing her to let the dog find them…

It provides hours of entertainment when you don’t have a TV….

Joanna Krupa Amazing Body in South Beach
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Deal of the Day
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Sarah Shahi Hates Paris Hilton and It Makes Me Love Her Hot Ass All the More
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Gotta Love Hot Camera Whores
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I Like Slutty Angels, Don’t You?
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Miranda Kerr’s Mom Tits Are Pretty Awesome, I Gotta Say
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Kate Upton is GREAT at Twitter
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Meet the Slut of Your Dreams on the Vacation of Your Life
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Cute Girl on Girls Bring the Hotness
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WTF Photo of the Day
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30 Female Athletes That Are Heating Things Up Around the World
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Sexy Toys That Make For Sexier Times
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Melinda Clarke Breasts Turn 42 Today
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Check Out Ron Weasley’s New Girlfriend
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PHEOBE PRICE CAME OUT OF HIDING FOR EASTER
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Joanna Krupa Bikini Hotness
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Kathy Hilton REALLY Needs to Stop Getting Plastic Surgery
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Is This Chick on Drugs? – VIDEO
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Georgia Jones Hotness
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Suelyn Medeiros Knows Hot to Rock a Bikini
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You Are So Dumb! Man Gets Arrested After Tattooing Crime Scene On His Chest
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Jana and Suzie Get It On
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Police Called In To Investigate Loud Drilling Noises & Find A Dildo
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Dare I Say Hayden Panty Airs Looks Kinda Hot?
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Gotta Love a Babe Masterbating on Video
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Carly Foulkes Rocks Swimwear Proper
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Okay Lady WTF Are You Wearing?
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Camilla LuddingtonPlayed Kate Middleton in Some Movie But She is About 1000 Times Hotter
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Incredible Huge Teen Boobies
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tori Black’s Easter Themed Strip
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Natalia is Hot Alright
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Fat Guy Dances on the Jumbo Tron and it’s Kinda Amazing
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Apparentyly LeAnna Rimes Wedding Was Really Creepy
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Whitney Poprt is Leggy
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS BONUS BONER

Beyonce Left Her Bra At Home…
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Teen Mom Has Nice Fake Tits
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Eva Longoria Is Banging Some 26 Year Old
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Lady Gaga Is A Fucking Baby…Oh And A Looooser!
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Katie “Jordan” Price Is A Horse Killer
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

25

Apr

The Hottest of the Rachel Bilson Bikini Pics of the Day

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We’ve gone over this Rachel Bilson back with her husband from Star Wars, celebrating his birthday in Barbados with a larger girl who is probably his sister, who one of my good friends had sex with, but won’t have sex with anymore, he won’t even talk to her, even though I want him to, in order to get me invited to family functions as my life is all about mooching and bottom feeding…..cuz it’s all about me getting a head by making him give her head…not that it matters…

What matters is that this is the third bikini of the Rachel Bilson in a bikini weekend in barbados for Star Wars’ birthday and it’s the best…You can see her left pussy lip drooping, her hard nipples, it’s spectacular….As good as She Gets…

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2011

25

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Suggestive Stuffed Animal Play of the Day

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I like Amanda Seyfried.

She’s good for kids in all those Disney type movies. She’s good for adults in all those nude scenes in Chloe. And here she is merging her versatility by using her doll as a strap on cock, while making a blowjob face in short shorts promoting kids books. I appreciate this.

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2011

25

Apr

Kate Moss Titty for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kate Moss showing off some bigger tits than I’d expect from her in Vogue Paris, proving that it’s never too late and you’re never too washed up and you can never get too much dirty rock star needle sharing dick too pose topless for fashion……She’s pretty amazing…That’s all I have to say about that…

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2011

25

Apr

Hayden Panettiere’s Strong Back of the Day

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Here’s some Hayden Panettiere strong back. I am not sure if this is erotic to anyone, but I assume it is, cuz it takes all kind of weirdos who get off to all kinds of weirdness, whether it be muscular midget bitches, or the 7 foot tall cocks they rode in on….I like my bitches skinny and doughy, hungry and addicted to meth without any money to get meth cuz defined muscle on a bitch always makes me feel gay, you know if I wanna cum on a six pack ab and watch it trickle down the muscle ripples, I am probably better off hitting the gay clubs….not to mention bitches who can kick my ass fuck up the whole date rape….but that doesn’t mean you don’t like it…so here are some pics of her back definition….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2011

25

Apr

Kelly Osbourne Does the Fat Elvira of the Day

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Kelly Osbourne, like all fat girls before her who have lost weight for a minute, has gone back to being fat…..and the funny thing about the whole thing is that when a fat bitch gets skinny, she usually goes back to being even fatter, I guess that’s the road Kelly Osbourne is on….corset or not, we know what’s going on here you fat ugly monster of a pig.

I don’t know why anyone thought she’d be different during that minute she wasn’t as fat as usual…More importantly, I don’t know why anyone would care about Kelly Osbourne enough to notice whether she lost weight or not….

Once a fat girl….always a fat girl….

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2011

25

Apr

More Rachel Bilson in a Bikini of the Day

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I already went through this Rachel Bilson escape from her captor gone wrong… I don’t think I need to relive it. But I will anyway, she ran off to Canada after the OC ended, instead of developing a public drinking and drug problem, passing up tons of opportunity to flash her cunt to the paparazzi, in exchange for being in the middle of nowhere Canada, only to be let out of her cage every once in a while to make California appearances so that she wasn’t enitrely forgotten, while finally deciding to escape the irrelevance of this dude from Star Wars to go out on her own, realizing, as many abducted people in cults do, that she can’t make it without him…she was so dependent that without him she was nothing…and now they are back together…probably already married and the whole thing is sad…..but not sad enough…cuz murder sucide gets better ratings….at least she’s in a bikini….cuz her personal life and relationships really don’t matter, what does matter is that she’s generally boring…but now she’s boring while half naked and that counts for something…I’m just not sure what….

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2011

25

Apr

Annalynne McCord Showing Some Ab of the Day

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Like all useless cunts who were once on TV, Annalynne McCord’s gone to Vegas….to host a pool party. Next stop…reality TV, I’m thinking DWTS….All this bitch really needs is a sex tape to re-vamp her image and give her a purpose…this 90210 the Next Generation shit’s just fucking dull, and so are bikini pics when the bitch isn’t fully committed to being in a bikini, but I’ll post them anyway…

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