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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

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Apr

Evan Rachel Wood Naked in Mildred Pierce of the Day

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Evan Rachel Wood’s skinny body Marilyn Manson used to fuck did an HBO miniseries naked…..

Mildred Pierce takes place in California during the 20s or 30s and Evan Rachel Wood plays Kate Winslet’s annoying, spoiled daughter who fucks Kate Winslet’s boyfriend…

And really I don’t give a fuck what the storyline is, I just like the fact that there’s titty on TV, cuz there was a time jerking off to TV was a real challenge, where you’d have to get creative and you’d have to be able to cum fast before the beer commercial was over and I’m glad that era is no more….The internet has forced the mainstream to step it up…I guess that means my job here is done…we’ve accomplished what we came to do…and now I can go back to my tap dancing career I always dreamt of.

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2011

11

Apr

Kirsten Dunst is Naked in Melanchloia of the Day

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Here’s some movie about the end of the world staring Kirsten Dunst, which is appropriate, because the end of the world already happened to her, and I guess she’s picking up the pieces like the nuclear holocaust hit and she survived, trying to brush her shoulder’s off and figure out the next steps of life, you know putting the shattered pieces back together like a complex puzzle that is drug and substance abuse, that took her from the top to the gutter, climbing back into the limelight one nude scene at a time…and lucky for us, they snuck some naked Dunst in the trailer, cuz her busty tits on her skinny frame, are always pornographic to me….

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2011

11

Apr

Jennifer Masseux Naked for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t know what Perk Magazine is and I don’t know who Jennifer Masseux is, but as far as I’m concerned she’s off to the right start in getting her career off the ground – a willingness to get topless, even if topless isn’t that big of a deal, is something that really solidifies a whore’s place in the world…especially when it comes to modeling…

Dress it up all you want, soft lighting, white fabrics, clean lines…tell the bitch it’s gonna be classy and non intrusive, that when her granny sees it, she’ll think beauty not shame that her offspring is a slut…

But I know the truth…and here it is…

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2011

11

Apr

Reese Witherspoon and her Fat Manager for Vogue of the Day

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The things girls do to make themselves look skinny, you know hoping that all their jogging despite all their cake eating, really paid off…

I see it all the time when I go out drinking…the hot chick surrounded by pigs in hopes of making them seem hotter…I know that scene all too well cuz for some reason I always end up with the “Fat Managers”, cuz it’s the one night the hotter chick decides to give them some male attention cuz they are tired of hearing their fat asses cry at the end of the night about how none of the boys talk to them….unless it is to get to her…you know what I’m saying, I don’t really need to write anymore…

I’ll just post the pics of pig Witherspoon trying to look fit by posing with a fucking elephant. Enjoy.

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2011

11

Apr

Christina Hendricks Titties on Stage of the Day

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Christina Hendricks brought her tits to some stage show she’s doing to legitimize herself as an actual actor, you know in the “artist” sense of the term, so she can tell James Lipton that being the tits on a hit TV show, although lucrative and key to making her a household name, nothing quite resonates her art as being in front of a live audience to interract with via the stage…and she did it all with Dougie Howser MD, post homosexuality and comeback….

Unfortunately, all I see is a fat chick in period lingerie, showing off her fat tits, cuz in the 20s or 30s, this kind of body was considered well fed, wealthy and healhty, as everyone else was dying of the black plague….polio and other great depression good times…like Syphilis…


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2011

11

Apr

Kristen Bell in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

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I always thought Kristen Bell was overrated.

I’ve posted her imperfect legs in a bikini before…

I’ve laughed at her in her bikini when she was dating that dude named Dax ….

I’ve laughed at her when she got dumped by that loser…while she was wearing leggings ….

But I’ve never found her interesting, hot, sexy, she’s just real fucking basic at best…and I think these recent pictures of her, a little older, still in a bikini, prove what I’ve always said about her, and that is that she fucking sucks…


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2011

11

Apr

Hip Hop Hooker Topless on Beach of the Day

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I’m not a fan of Amber Rose. I don’t think she’s hot, or interesting, or even relevant…One of those people who should be forgotten, who hardly exist, who were just a vagina for a hip hop star to fuck and promote to keep her fucking, that fades into obscurity when he moves on with his homosexuality, leaving her alone, scared and unsure how to stay in the limelight, leading her to run after every other hip hop star she can, only to end up on the beach in topless pics, cuz shit gets noticed, and cuz her thickness, the same thickness that brings all the boys to the yard, makes for some pretty alright, light skinned, black girl tits….

Who really cares….

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2011

11

Apr

Kate Bosworth Topless Beach Pictures of the Day

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I love me some little titty on a skinny bitch as much as the next guy. I love the idea of bitches tanning topless cuz they know tits aren’t a big deal, they’re just tits. You know on the European kick of why the fuck do I have to wear a bikini top, I didn’t wear one as a child and I’m not going to wear one now, allowing perverts like me to walk around in sunglasses gawking the shit out of them, cuz for some reason, as unexciting as tits are, I love starin at them and no matter how many tits I see, I love staring at them, and no matter how many tits and touch, I love staring at them and what better place than a beautiful beach, next to a beautiful Ocean in Mexico, my native land, to make the whole thing a lot better than looking at the shit in a dingy bar that smells like shit and poverty…

What I don’t get is how the photographer missed the fucking nipple pics, I mean shit, she’s topless on the beach, not even hiding her shit, and for some reason, this is the best picture we get – what a scam.

I call Conspiracy to get attention…..


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2011

11

Apr

Kathy Griffin Horrible Bikini Pictures of the Day

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This is unfortunate…but not as unfortunate as the hard truth that I’d love to see her red pubic haired topped red pussy-lipped pussy contrasting against what may be the whitest white skin I’ve ever seen, but more disgustingly, I’d like to know what it tastes like…

Her weird skinny body is so fucking offensive I can’t help but wonder what it feels like to fuck it with my mouth….it’s on some Sci/Fi alien shit, where you know you gotta experience everything in life that comes your way, cuz living with the regret of not fucking Kathy Griffin when you had the chance is one of those things that follows you to the grave, you will always say to yourself “I shoulda fucked her when I had the chance”, instead of the “remember the time I fucked Kathy Griffin”, even if she’s an annoying comic in her late 40s, disgusting to look at…it’s the same logic I used when I fucked that tranny…you only live once…why not make it as horrible a life as possible…cuz it’s funny when you look back on it….and the tragedy in all this is that Katy Griffin probably wouldn’t fuck me, like I’m looking at her thinking how disgusting she is, but if we crossed paths, she wouldn’t even entertain getting fucked by me, and I think that makes the whole thing that much more of a fantasy, cuz ugly girls with high standards you break are always the best to cum all over…not that you’ll ever have that chance…but think about that while jerking off to these pics…cuz it’s the only thing that will justify you jerking off to these pics…


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2011

11

Apr

Kate Upton Does Twitter of the Day

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Kate Upton does twitter proper. This is exactly what the shit is for….to expose yourself and your inner feelings while perverts who follow you jerk off to you…it’s like the way for a model who normally doesn’t engage with her audience, to really show off her intelligence, and by intelligence I mean drunk teen tits….

You see Kate Upton is 18….She’s been a model since she was 15.

She’s already langed Victoria’s Secret as a gig. She doesn’t mind showing off her tit…that may be the greatest tits available in America, cuz Victoria’s Secret scope this shit out….and she’s only 18…it must be the hormones in the food….and looking at her is almost perverted…which is why you are masturbating right now, aren’t you…I feel kinda gay going down this road and sharing this moment together….

Seriously…this is ridiculous on all fronts…here she is living it up….until the good life takes over or like all busty 18 year olds-puberty sets in and she turns fat…looking back from her trailer park in 10 years remembering the glory days…happy they happened….and so am I.

Nice tits. 18.

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