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2011

08

Apr

Jessica Alba for Vogue Italia of the Day

Jessica Alba too a bad decision and decided to make it worse by doing it again. I am talking about pregnancy. I get the whole strategy to keep your significant other who is trying to escape your cunt diva behavior by making him feel obligated to be a good dad, and I get the insecurities and daddy issues a Mexican American who made it famous has, but I still think it shoulda have waited til her peak was over….she got arrogant, figured work would always be there, but it wasn’t so instead of stopping at one chile, I guess cuz the damage was done, she’s onto another one, but luckily she’s got nannies so it doesn’t burden her life in anyway….it just burdens her twat…

The only good that has come is that with all the poking and proding by the doctors with her vagina, and the lack of work she’s been able to get, she’s far more inclined to get naked in movies…so the future of Alba is gonna be far more naked…and that’s good enough even if she’s not at her prime…

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2011

08

Apr

Cintia Dicker for American Eagle Outfitters of the Day

Model Cintia Dicker was in her panties, bikinis, topless, prouncing around an old cabin, for American Eagle Outfitters…and I’m pretty fucking impressed and shocked that shitty discount brands are out producing high concept campaigns that are better than the shit you see with this faggy pretentious fashion shit that fashionista posers wouldn’t be caught dead wearing…

I love the mainstream swallowing up all that is sacred in a bullshit scene. Lovin’ this shit…but maybe cuz I’ve already posted Cintia Dicker’s Tits , so I know what I am dealing with.

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2011

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Ass Pretends to Workout of the Day

Anyone who knows me, knows that I watch Kim Kardashian’s porno clips every morning to hype me up, annoy, disgust, anger, frustrate but most importantly remind me of what the rest of the world has forgotten…she’s a fucking pornstar…sure she only had one movie, but it wasall she needed with her strong PR team to turn it into a multimillion dollar industry…not because she’s smart…but because she’s has a good team who saw opportunity to make her the next Paris Hilton…and by default…that makes her some low level, bottom feeding trash, who knew the porn tape would blow over, and that little exploiting of herself, was going to amount to great things.

She is fat. She isn’t funny. She is boring to watch, if not irritating…she is teaching kids two valuable lessons, first that being fat, lazy, self indulging is okay and that eating disorders are a thing of the past…and second that acting like a cunty gay man is what we want….while white washing the one lesson we can learn from her and that’s that being a whore pays….

So WATCH HER SEX TAPE Remember she’s a whore, then look at her ass and be disgusted by the marketing lie she represents…

Even if big asses turn you on….cuz this isn’t just big…it’s dumpy…you know like she’s in a soiled diaper under her leggings dumpy….and not big and round like you want to eat it out… and float on it down a river of vaginal juice…if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

08

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This just in….it’s not my birthday anymore, but I’m still drunk, so technically, this is the morning drunk dump, which feels good to put up, because in non-internet life, I’m constipated due to heroin…or whatever that shit I was snorting was….thanks homeless friend I made for the good times….

Here’s What The situation, Pauly D and Vinny Are Gonna Look Like in 20 Years
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The 20 Most Overexposed Hotties in Sports
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Free Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Charlie Sheen Wants to Bang Mila Kunis
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Vanessa Veasley Could Sell Me Anything
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Even I Think A Chick Masterbating in a Bathroom Stall is Weird, But Whatever
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You Don’t Get a Ticket If You’re Sexy, That’s Just Part of the Rules
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Lindsay Lohan May Have Actually Gotten Herself a JOB. I Know Right?
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2011

08

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some Friday morning News that isn’t really news…I mean except for the Cop stopping the Squirrel with pepper spray…I mean that shit’s gotta go international…fuck natural disasters and wars in Arab countries over oil…and general poverty and the fall of America as China takes over….let’s focus on squirrels….and people getting superglued to Walmart toilets…and cops abusing their power to expose themselves to teen sluts…amazing…Shit so good, why do we need the other news..

Allen Iverson Goes on Rant After Traffic Stop
Atlanta police say basketball superstar Allen Iverson went on a profanity filled rant when an Atlanta officer impounded his Lamborghini.

Cop Stops Squirrel with Pepper Spray
While the YouTube video of a police officer using pepper spray on a baby squirrel has shocked some, the Mesquite Police Department is defending the officer’s actions.

Cops: Man Killed Victim to Fake Death
Fort Worth investigators said a convicted child molester murdered a man in an attempt to fake his own death to avoid prison time on a new sexual assault charge.

Teacher Charged in Student Relationship
Detectives have taken a teacher with the Fort Bend Independent School District into custody following an investigation by the Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Office.

Cops: Man exposed self to girl
QUINCY – A Fitchburg man is facing charges after police say he exposed himself to a 15-year-old Quincy girl outside the Quincy Center MBTA station.

MD man superglued to Walmart toilet
A Maryland man had to scream for help after getting super glued to a toilet inside a Walmart and an employee had to call 911 for help.

Student stole TVs to pay for prom
A high school senior looking for money to help with prom expenses wound up in jail instead.

BONUS – China’s Releasing Some 3D Porn…Soon you won’t even need real women..I think we already have that here….

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2011

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I rocked out pretty hard all day….I still haven’t stopped….I’m just taking a break to post my stepLINKS…cuz the world doesn’t stop cuz it is my birthday but my heart might…I blame my recent male model career…I’m just absorbing the lifestyle…eating, puking, drinking, snorting, posing, shit no wait…I blame alcoholism…

Happy birthday is over….things go back to normal..but before they do…I hard drink. Enjoy.

Holy Shit Christie Brinkley is Hotter Than Ever
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Now Thats What I Call Cleavage
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Eva Longwhoria Slutty Wardrobe Malfunction on Letterman
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Rose McGowan’s Always fucking Hot
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Kelly Brooke’s Pregnant Tits are Going To be FUCKING huge
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Sexy Cam Shows In the Comfort of Your Own Home
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The 10 Hottest Surfers
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Hot Blonde that Has Got It Going On
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Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis
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Katrina Bowden Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive
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Take a Vacation and Find the Slut of Your Dreams
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Free Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Amateur Dildo Pussy Pounding
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The 100 Hottest Action Pictures of Babes In Sports
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Sexy Toys to Make Your Playtime Better
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Leilani Dowding Topless Tiny Titties
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Who is Saoirse Ronan and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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How About Some Amanda Seyfried
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Kilt’s Are Made for Showing Ass and Balls. No Homo
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Kathy Hilton is Proud That Her Daughter Was the Original Usless Attention Whore
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This Tia Tanaka Video Makes Thursday Bearable
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Raica Oliveira – Ultimo Lingerie
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Paris Dahl is Nasty and I Like It
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Get a Load of Carissa Roseario
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Audrianna Angel and Sara Faye Get It On
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American Idol’s Simon Cowell Asked To Judge Couple’s Fuck Skills
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Jessica Stam & Karolina Kurkova. Who Would You Rather?
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Redhead on the Fucking Machine
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Columbian Model Natalia Velez For Besame Lingerie
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Irina Shayk is Looking Hot
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Busty Bitch Filming Herself
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tamra Barney is Slutty in Pink
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Bitch Fight Fail
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Striptease of the Day
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Verunka and Ennie Bring the Hotness
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9 Celebrities Who Went to Jail Before They Were Famous
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Nickie Minaj Sluttiness
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January Jones Lies About Herself Half The Time
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Who’s Up For A Few Severed Limbs
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Pakistan Seems Really Cool This Time Of Year
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like Shit. No Shit!
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Kesha Likes To Paint Herself Naked
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Megan Fox In Bra And Panties. Totally Fappable
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Meme Of The Day – E. Honda Kid
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2011

07

Apr

Daria Werbowy Cover Shoot Video of the Day

I’ve posted DARIA WERBOWY TOTALLY NAKED in pictures before…and this is no where near as good, but it’s still a bitch rolling around showing cleavage, getting her picture taken for a hell of a lot of money – way more money than you make – which can make one question what society finds important, but as a recent MALE MODEL CONTEST WINNER , it’s just our way of life, stop being jealous you’re not as good looking….

All this to say, I don’t know who she is. I just know she gets naked for money and that’s good enough for me…cuz girls who get naked for money…know they are whores…and that’s always good to get out of the way before jerking off on them…or in this case print outs of them.

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2011

07

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Bra in a See Through Top of the Day

Typical….I guess Sucker Punch didn’t give her the career boost she thought it would…so she’s crying for attention – so people notice…

I think she should stick to what she knows best, leaking nudes to the public….only this time, she shouldn’t let her lawyers get in the way, putting a damper on her inner slut willing to do whatever it takes to get out there…Disney Execs taught her well….you know “a lot of girls really want this job chipmunk, what makes you stand out amongst the crowd”….and we all know the answer…her willingness to learn…how to deep throat a cock.

I’m down with her, cuz Vanessa Hudgens and I have a connection, like all married couples going through a divorce, talking to each other through lawyers…but a connection never the less.

She looks like an idiot, sunglasses at night, bad face, but most importantly, no fucking unkempt bush or nipple. These pics suck…

Happy birthday to me…daytime drinking is awesome.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

07

Apr

LeAnn Rimes Skinny Bikini Bottoms of the Day

This is a diversion – from her cheating on her gay husband and making her new husband destroy his family – before developing a speed addiction – making her body shrink down and her head seemingly get huge – in some kind of cartoon character I like to call the Christian lie, who won in these people pretending to be heartland and wholesome, while really being nothing but a spoiled, wasted, rich cunt with her own agenda, unwilling to do what was right or wrong…but instead taking what she deserved…

Either way, here’s her bikini bottoms, that don’t show enough mound or pussy lip for me, but instead just show a massive belly button that’s freaking me out.

She should hire a photo editor to manage this shit better….lucky for her, I’m perfect for the job and ready to work for blowjobs from anyone…including her…even if I don’t think she’s hot…I just like the Christian whore…it makes sense to me….

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2011

07

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I think the biggest news of the day is that I’m 5000 votes away from being first in a major modeling contest …..a contest I entered in as a joke…you see cuz I think male models are fruity at best, and figured I should teach them the power of the internet and a good network of supporters who think fashion needs more masked fat dudes…and less twinky queers….

I also thought it was funny to show all the bitches who send me hate mail for calling Kim Kardashian fat, that I’m model material too, so it comes from a industry perspective and not from a bitter fat man who can’t get laid….

I also thought it was funny cuz FORD MODELS blocked me on twitter for laughing at them and their irrelevance in a fake job, in a industry….seriously, what the fuck is a modeling agency? A pimp for bitches who don’t fuck….so winning their contest would be like the ultimate laugh…

I am sure they will disqualify me….and I’m okay with that…cuz I know the truth…and I’ve already won…

I guess the other stepNEWS is good too, I mean if you like news that isn’t news, but that made the news cuz local news is hysterical, especially when from Vermont…and they’re reporting a maple syrup shortage or some shit… cuz a raccoon got into the main supply…but unfortunately, we don’t have that clip…we just have dick clits.

Children suspended over porn at school
Lynn Rupp says her 8-year-old son should be in school at Cheney Elementary, but instead he’s at home. Lynn says her son viewed pornography while in class, after he says another boy pulled it up from online.

Pedophile book’s author gets probation
The man who wrote a book on how to molest children gets his punishment: Probation. Now free from jail, he said he would not rule out writing another book.

Worker for Presidential candidate Pawlenty Found Drunk in Iowa Yard
A Tim Pawlenty campaign worker found drunk and knocking on the back door of an Iowa home early Wednesday morning said he made a “serious mistake” that “will never happen again.”

Sex offender arrested without pants
KINGSTON – A Level 3 sex offender took off his pants and walked around a store in the Independence Mall wearing only a shirt and see-through underwear, police said.

Woman Arrested after Restaurant Brawl
Some low blows at an upscale restaurant land a 31-year-old woman in police custody. According to authorities, Danielle Taylor of Kimball was arrested Monday at the Capital Grille at the Somerset Collection in Troy.

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