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2011

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I generally find my morning hangover dumps fun, but today’s was especially fun because it sang happy birthday to me….or maybe that was just my imagination…thinking that my shit’s all I got…and I’m all my shit’s got…cuz I’m crazed by dried up liquor in my gut….It’s my birthday and drinking started 22 years ago…and hasn’t quite started…I’m a never ending birthday party like that…

Vote For Me in the Model Contest Cuz It’s Funny….
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Two Cute Girls in Lingerie to Start Things Off Right
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The 20 Craziest Fan Fights
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Free Cams to Make a Dull as Shit Week a Little More Bearable
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Charlie Sheens is Fucking Insane of the Day
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Here’s a Slut That’s Pretty In Pink
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Bask in the Joy of Daphne Joy
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Lebians and a Strap On. Oh Boy
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You Too Can Be the Proud Owner of a LIVE TURTLE on Your Very Own Keychain. Wait, What?
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2011

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m drunk. It’s my birthday in a few hours. Fuck you. I don’t do star studded, celebrity hosted events on my birthday. But I do drink heavily and see if I”ll ever die of alcohol poisoning after four day bender….and for some reason, I never do. Lucky for you.

Happy fucking birthday.

PS – THIRD IN THE MALE MODEL SEARCH , take that fat girls who say I’m mean to fat girls cuz I am fat and not cuz they are fat….Look who’s a model now…bitches…

Happy fucking birthday…

Here are the links.

They Put ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle in a Bikini
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Man, Taylor Swift is Kind of a Slut
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Sexy Web Cam Girls That Are Willing and Ready
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Hot Body Bikini Girl
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Katrina Bowden And Her Sweet Ass
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Jordana Brewster Is In A Bikini
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Dream Vacation Sluts
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Cam Show Sluts That Don’t Cost You a Thing
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Busty Girl Rubs One Out
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Schwing! The Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of the 2011 Masters
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Toys That Are For Grown Ups Only
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LoL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Diora Baird’s Tits Are Amazing
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Selena Gomez is Lookin Hot As Always
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Molly Kings Tit Popped Out
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Cute Brunette With Huge Tits is Smoking Hot
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Japan Does a Lolita Look
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Cassia Riley Hotness
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Wheelchair Bound Man Faces Charges After Using Bat To Beat Perv Who Molested Granddaughter!!!
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Mandy and Vanessa Get It On
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Lady Gaga is a Whore
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Jennifer Garner Looks Not That Bad When She Does Her Hair Make Up and Isn’t Standing Next to Ben Affleck
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Eve and Jasmine Are Having Some Fun
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Hipster on a Fence
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Leilani Dowding Workin’ Her Mojo In Miami Beach!
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Big Boobs on Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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January Jones Makes The Cover Of Mary Claire May 2011 Issue
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She’s Having Some Naughty Playtime
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Now Miley Cyrus Loves Rebecca Black
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Striptease of the Day
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Susan Coffey is One Hot Red Head
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The 10 Sexiest Scottish Women
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Here’s One Teen Mom I’d Fuck
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The Saturdays Show Off Their Tits And Ass
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Eva Longoria Drops Some Cleavage
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The Beckhams Aren’t Good Enough
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Holy Shit Look How Fat Russell Crowe Is
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Birthday Sale
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2011

06

Apr

Katrina Bowden’s Amazing Ass in her Place of the Day

I love the concept of this Esquire feature…they take pictures of these bitches in their underwear in their homes. But that may just be because I like bitches in their underwear pretty much anywhere.

Her name is Katrina Bowden, I don’t know anything about her, but I see all I need to see and that is that she’s got a pretty fucking awesome ass….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2011

06

Apr

Britney’s New Video of the Day

Britney’s over-hyped, under medicated, totally contrived, bullshit contractual obligation just dropped her new video and everyone has probably lost their mind…partially cuz she’s Britney Spear….maybe cuz the gays have taken over the world and they love this bitch cuz she’s so fabulous, better than a threesome with Brad Pitt/Leonardo….and I just love her mom ass exposed in a leotard….So get your dancing shoes on and get down to the girl everyone’s used.

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2011

06

Apr

Cindy Taylor See Through Outfit of the Day

I’ve never heard of Cindy Taylor…But wikipedia has..She’s from Paraguay, but American. She’s a model. She hosted Wild On!. She was in Wedding Crashers….and now she’s on DrunkenStepfather in what may or may not be a see through…because I don’t consider shit see through just cuz I can see bra through it…cuz I know it’s just the fashions of these crazy slutty girls these days…I only consider it a see through if I see nipple when the camera flashes go off….I’m picky like that…

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2011

06

Apr

Rebecca Romijn Stamos at some Event of the Day

I didn’t know Rebecca Romijn Stamos was still alive..I just assumed she died giving childbirth and based on these pics she might as well has…ohhhhhh dis…..

Emanuelle Chriqui was also at the event with a shirt that went up to her fucking chin…dressed like an orthodox, or an Amish, Mormon, religious weirdo….

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2011

06

Apr

Katy Perry Titty in Concert Pictures of the Day

Katy Perry is the fucking devil…and she’s also got a horrible fucking body…Tits or not…this bitch is build like a fucking thick beast who has no business being anywhere but working the cash at the church bake sale, but who instead is a money making, shitty music making, shitty performing and awkward dancing monster….I don’t get it.

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2011

06

Apr

Diane Kruger Legs of the Day

I thought you could see up this German’s skirt…but turns out you can’t….making these pictures pretty much a waste of your time…unless you like the idea of German pussy better than actual German pussy…you know all militant and efficient…cold and humorless…willing to aggressively shit in your mouth while you’re chained to a fucking cellar wall…in which case…enjoy…

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2011

06

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Tight Pants of the Day

Jennifer doesn’t just love Hewitt….she apparently also loves all you can eat buffets….baked goods…overeating…chips..soda…and anything deep fried…sitting…making her hired Mexican help bring the toilet to her so as to not disrupt her contstant eating…and if you’re not getting what I’m saying here…it’s that bitch is fat and that these picutres are amazing..maybe she should consider a loose fitting skirt or some shit instead of this goodness…I guess she’s trying to recruit a black husband…and I’m loving this doughy fucking mess…especially when I reflect on the glory days of what she was….time may heal all wounds but it sure doesn’t make asses tighter….

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2011

06

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

News that isn’t news but that I am glad that happened – cuz it makes me laugh and feel good about not being on the local news for being an idiot again…amazing…

Caught on Tape: McDonald’s manager punches teen employee

Texas Residents Oppose Adult Store
Residents of Bee Cave are upset at the prospect of Planet K, an adult gift shop and smoke shop opening in their community.

Cops Accused of Sexual Misconduct ID’d
Two Chicago police officers accused of sexually assaulting a woman last week while on duty — partners working in the 23rd District — were arrested after the incident, but have not been charged.

Police: Mom Hits Daughter With Car
Police say this woman struck her 17-year-old daughter with her vehicle following a heated argument.

Students OD on cold medicine
MELROSE – In Melrose, one Middle School student and one High School student had to be taken to the hospital to have their stomachs pumped after overdosing on cold medication to get high.

Car plunges six floors in Orlando
A car fell from the sixth floor of a parking garage with the driver inside.

Man broke into homes during funerals
BROCKTON – A Bridgewater man who admitted to bringing his 4 year-old with him while breaking into houses is now accused of ripping off people who were in mourning.

Beer increases odds of stomach cancer
It looks like the harder you hit the keg, the more you raise your chance of developing stomach cancer.

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