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2011

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Apr

Amanda Seyfried Doesn’t Have her Period of the Day

These are really inconvenient pants to wear when you have your period, so I think it’s safe to say that the bitch’s pussy is not bleeding at this particular moment cuz no bitch would wear these pants knowing shit was coming…so either Amanda Seyfried hasn’t got her period yet, she’s pregnant, or she’s not having it now or anytime soon, and if that’s not news – I don’t know what is….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Blake Lively Dressed Like Big Bird Showing Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Blake Lively at some kind event dressed like some kind of Big Bird for you Big Bird Muppet Fuckers, cuz I know at least one you motherfuckers has jerked off the Sesame Street while that motherfucker was doing some song and dance, and that kinda weirds me out, I mean at least it would weird me out, if I bothered caring….

She’s showing some skin, shit may be even be see through, but her face is built like a 40 year old and I find her ridiculously overrated, but since I’d still use those legs as a scarf, I’ll post the shit anyway…FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Emma Robert Street Walkin’ Of the Day

While her dad Eric was trying to get over his drug and alcohol addiction that stems from being a failure of an actor, despite having an IMDB list longer than pretty much any other actor and despite having an Oscar nomination, once in his entire career, only to end up doing garbage, like kissing this Allison Sweeney, host of The Biggest Loser shit that she does to look skinny by comparison…..

His daughter, who is only famous because of his connections, was out walking the streets in some tight enough clothes for me to think it was worth posting….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Cleavage of the Day

Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whitely without her bald action figure accessory….

She’s the new Megan Fox showing off more tit that I think Megan Fox ever did in the length of her career, cuz Megan Fox is the kind of cunt who doesn’t get naked in movies, at least up until this point, like she was Jessica Alba pre-reality check, cuz both these bitches thought they had this sex appeal thing on lock down, destined to be famous and always get roles, before doing arrogant things like marry a joke of a human, or have a couple babies..only to realize they were wrong as the offers dried up – who cares..FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Hard Nipples at Some Event of the Day

I am not the official Vanessa Hudgens fan site. I am not even really a Vanessa Hudgens fan….I just like have of her hustle…she sexts, she leaks pics, she doesn’t shaveher pussy, but she also has a legal team that threatens with not only suing you but also with being a kiddie pornographer, when really Vanessa Hudgens is the kiddie pornographer who took the fucking pcictures….not that it matters….here are her nipples in a dress from the other day and I’m posting it cuz I’m into it… FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This morning I wondered if you could die of dehydration in the shower if you were really that drunk…but then I realized that I don’t really care for shower…or take showers….so that’s a fear I don’t really need to fear….even if being dehydrated is kinda my thing – cuz it’s a cheap way to get high/light headed/ dizzy/ FOLLOW ME

Dream Girl on a Motorcycle
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The Hottest Fan Outfits In Sports
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Collection of Celebrity NCAA Violations
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This Babe is Scorching Hot in the Desert
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Christina Hendricks’ Tits Look Smaller
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Tahiti Cora Makes Good Use of Twitter By Tweeting Slutty Pictures
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Big Boobed Squirter
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Terry Richardson is a Fucking Pervert and Coming From Someone Like Me, That’s Saying a Lot
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2011

01

Apr

Georgina Stojiljkovic Topless in Tank Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who this communist Georgina Stojiljkovic is, but I know she’s topless in some magazine and that works for me….I mean I’ve heard that Russian girls are all spoiled bitches in the worst way now that they don’t live in work camps on rationed ammenities, but in my mind they are still the kind of bitch you can save and control by showing pictures of their war torn neighborhood with threats of sending them bac… FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Kate Upton in Lingerie for some Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Upton is some SI model who doesn’t only work for SI because apparenltly doesn’t do the whole Victoria’s Secret kidnap a bitch from her family in some foreign country in exchange for an exclusive modeling contract until the world finds out you were born with a dick – and they fire you cuz they don’t want their brand associated with cross dressers and trannies – this is America, the heartland of Christian faith…or some shit…

Apparently, she also works for Guess like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only less fat and dead. Apparently, they use her skills well cuz apparently shes got a great body…..No April’s fool joke in that….cuz this site is a year long April Fool’s joke…and so is my life….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Courtney Cox Mom Bikini Tit Slip of the Day

Here is some Courtney Cox mom nipple that looks like it is a small implant cuz she knew that her show involved her in a bikini and she had to do something about the sloppy empty milk sacs that Arquette needed to escape, even though he’s David Arquette, the guy every girl is humiliated to have ever had sex with, unless they are in their 20s, using his money and using him for show and tell at the frat parties….or if they are Courtney Cox and get knocked up and try to make a family with him….in some kind of really fucking weird way…I mean I’ve been dumped by shitty girls, but I was always shittier and knew it, where this Cox thing just doesn’t add up….

Either way, here’s her nipple…and reminder that the ocean and their waves are our friend….unless you’re Japan….FOLLOW ME

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2011

01

Apr

Stretching Like Rosa Acosta Break of the Day

Here’s a good enough way to start the day – even if the video is from years ago and every single Rosa Acosta fan has already jerked off to it – cuz being as up to date on pop culture as I am – I still don’t know who Rosa Acosta is – but have a feeling she’s in hip hop videos – cuz this is the kind of ass that works in those environments…..right?

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