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2011

29

Mar

Kate Winslet TIts in Mildred Pierce of the Day

I wasn’t getting my fill of nudity today. It’s been a fucking downer. When my entire life is based on internet nudity of bitches I don’t know but hate.

So I had to get desperate, and turn to Kate Winslet’s fat chick mom tits in some HBO miniseries I have no plan on ever watching, all because she is showing some fucking tit…..

Unfortunately, nudity on TV, no matter what country it is in, no matter what girl is doing it, is always worth watching…at least when you’re me and have nothing better to do….FOLLOW ME

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2011

29

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Boring Non-Nude Update of the Day

Since being threatened by Vanessa Hudgens to get sued, I’ve decided to start an unofficial fansite for her. That’s just what I like doing to fiesty bitches who like to fuck with me but don’t actually fuck me.

I had the serious misfortune of being one of the idiots who saw Suckerpunch this weekend. I had a free movie ticket and I am a pervert…and apparently not the only pervert…cuz the whole theater was filled with dudes who I could tell couldn’t get laid or had never been laid….making the whole experience kinda gay…I didn’t realize that this was the movie Hudgens was coordinating the leaked nudes and lawsuits against me, but her little ass in a leotard was probably one of the best parts of the movie, I mean other than the Paris Hilton looking main character.

This girl has a serious fucking body that gets lost and unappreciated in her teenage nude pics…maybe it’s cuz of her ethnic chimpmunk Michael Jackson lookin’ face and worst fucking movie ever made or not…it was decent to look at…

Either way, here’s an update of what Vanessa Hudgens has been up to the last two days….if you care…which I don’t but figure I’ll pretend I do…cuz I really got nothing else going on.

She should be more naked…these are fucking boring….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

29

Mar

Kasia Struss Small Model TitsFor Numero Homme of the Day

I think the theme of the day is Polish models, cuz with the fall of communism, they weren’t forced to join child prostitution rings, or the circus juggling with bears, or any of that other crazy Eastern European stuff, but instead are getting naked for fashion in exchange for more money than her family made in a lifetime in pretty much one day of fucking work…but they pretend it’s not about showing their tits, yet everyday I seem to find new campaigns with tits, making me realize that fashion is fully about the tits, and that makes me as into fashion as a pervert in soiled sweatpants can be….cuz I love girls who sho their tits for money….FOLLOW ME

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2011

29

Mar

Anja Rubik Topless Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures of Anja Rubik were taken, I just know they were shot by someone named Lachlan Bailey and more importantly, I know she’s topless in them, giving me confidence in communism, cuz it made some pretty amazing looking pussy…not that I know what her pussy looks like – I just know it is willing to work very hard and strip down and put the sweat, commitment into it in exchange for money and the good life she would have never had putting the hard work, sweat and commitment into something if she was her grandparent’s age….and getting topless to show off great tits is a small price to pay to not wait in line for rationed bread or your monthly allowance the government gives you for yout 60 hour a week work week…This is some deeply rooted work ethic that American girls just don’t grasp cuz they are just spoiled twats…

Either way, these could be old, they could be new, I’m just happy they exist, I’m easy like that. This is what modeling is all about…recruiting third world, war torn poor chicks to get naked for cash…amazing…one step away from the human sex trade…

Anja Rubik is a winner…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

29

Mar

Sofia Vergara’s Mom Tits and Ass in a One Piece Thong of the Day

Here’s Sofia Vergara in a one piece, because where the fact that you’re a mom in your 40s with hispanic roots and huge tits usually means you come with a stomach that looks like a war torn communist country all sloppy and injured and shit….but really what the fuck do I know…maybe Pepsi are just pussies who don’t want to risk putting a bitch in a bikini who is built like this for fear the Christian audience won’t approve and will think it’s inappropriate for their fucked up kids to watch, boycotting Pepsi and ending their 100 year long business, I mean that is the American way you Evagelical freaks….all prude and crazy and shit….

I just like assuming that this mouth and body of hers worked fucking miracles to get her out of the slums with refuge status to being filming a Pepsi commercial…bitch much have amazing talent with her thraot…

We’re all fucking whores, who really cares. I just hope Beckhamed fuck her while his other bitch who lets him fuck other bitches was at home tending to her 15th pregnancy, cuz pussy like this shouldn’t be wasted when it comes your way, under any circumstances, including the false promise of marriage…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

29

Mar

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am one of the few people who think Brooklyn Decker sucks. She’s ugly. I don’t care what you fucking think, or how big her tits are, or how much her sports playing husband with all the sports playing money or connections paid to get her the cover of the Swimsuit edition, she looks fucking retarded, liked handicapped retarded, and big tits or not, retards are only fun to get off to, when no one notices and the security cameras in the home you’re an orderly at are off, cuz it’s really embarrassing when you get busted, fired and threatened of criminal charges….after all your bosses watch you going down on a bitch while changing her diaper….

It’s funny how worked up dudes get when you call this bitch ugly. They take real personal offense, call you gay and tell you that you are just jealous you can’t fuck girls like this, little do they know, I was that guy working as an orderly who didn’t make sure the security cameras were off…so I know what fucking a retard is all about…and the noises that come out of that shit are straight out of a horror movie…FOLLOW ME


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2011

29

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

stepNEWS that isn’t news…..Admit you’re excited to skip this post….even though it is my absolute favorite of posts ever invented or put on the motherfucking internet you motherfuckers who have no taste or appreciation for the finer real life smut in life…FOLLOW ME

Rape charges follow online meeting
Pasco County detectives have arrested a man for rape. They say he met his victim online through an internet dating service.

Mom: Teacher told kids to tape mouths
A Polk County mom is outraged over what her son’s fourth grade teacher supposedly did last week, and she wants him fired.

Cops: Woman had cocaine in diaper
An East Boston woman is being held on $250,000 bail after law enforcement stopped her at Logan International Airport with more than 1,000 grams of cocaine in a “diaper-like” garment, state police said.

Church Attendance Linked to Obesity
Many believe church is good for the soul, but new research shows it may not be good for the waistline. The study shows people who attend worship services regularly are 50 percent more likely to become obese.

Parents Offended by Padded Bikini Top
Many retailers are featuring their 2011 swimsuit line, but one particular store has parents across the country disgusted and enraged.

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2011

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up. My stomach is on fire. I just googled my symptoms. Looks like I need a liver and kidney transplant, unless I’m looking into things a little too much….The reality is that all the pain goes away the second I start drinking…so what the fuck am I waiting for. Let’s go.
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Glamour Slut in Lingerie Starts Things Off
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The 25 Sexiest Looks in Sports
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Free Cam Show Fun
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The Toilet to End All Toilets, you wish This Was Yours
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This is One Fat Celeb Slut, I DO NOT Want to See in a Wet Suit – BARF
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Gotta Love a Slut in Knee Socks
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Gianna DeNinno is a Slut That Makes Good Use of Twitter
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College Girls Get Naughty at a Frat Party
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Pack Your Bags and Board the Bus, We Are All Going to Hell
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Posted in:MHD

2011

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Every once in a while I have nothing to say, I am not sure if today is one of those days, but I do know that I don’t want you to follow me on twitter cuz I just humilate myself there, when really all I want is bitches to send me nudes, companies to send me money, and that’s pretty much exactly what I don’t get….all I’ve got are my stepLINKS….and now I am giving them to you.

Katy Perry’s Mom Hates Her Tits, But She Still Doesn’t Mind Making Money Off Them
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Charlie Sheen insanity of the Day
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Eminem Violin Cover Crazy
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Web Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Fergies Birthday Tits
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Lady Gaga Actually Has Hot Pics
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Brooklyn Decker Is In A Bikini
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Resort Sluts That Will Get You Laid
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The Best in Free Cam Shows
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What the Fuck is Wrong With the People in Delaware? – VIDEO
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18 Year Old Striptease Hotness
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Field of Your Dreams: MLB’s Sexiest Cheerleaders
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Sexy Toys You Cant Help But Love
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Ninja Cat Holy Shit – VIDEO
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As If We Needed More Proof Jake Gyllenhall is Gay
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Jenna Haze is Stripping
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Chloe Moretz is Jail Bait
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Celebuzz Presents: Celebrity Bikini Bods of 2011 – So Far! (PHOTOS)
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Lucy Pinder, Sinead Noonan, Daniela Victoria and Erica Campbell Oh My
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I Wanna Stick My Dick in the Denny’s Maple Bacon Sundae
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Holy Fuck Cindy Crawford is as Hot as Ever
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Sasha Grey, Just Because
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Kill It, Kill It With Fire is Our Viral Video of the Day
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Carli and Skylynn Get It On
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Here are some random pics of Paris Hilton, her sister Nicky and her mother Kathy playing with some Black babies.
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Blondes Do Have More Fun.
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Man With Manure Fetish Jailed For Publicly Wanking In Cow Shit
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Alessandra Ambrosio: Bikini for Brazilian ‘GQ’
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Gorgeous blonde teen bombshell Bibi masturbating
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Melyssa Grace’s Sexy School Girl Lingerie For IGN
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Ex-Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta Rocked A White Bikini in Miami!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Busty Teen rubbing her Pussy on Cam
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Kelly Brook Knows How to Sell Shoes
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Big Brother Brazil Slut
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Boat Fails Compilation
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Everyone Hates Jersey Shore
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WTF is Keira Knightley Wearing?
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Jose Canseco Is an Idiot
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Vanessa Hudgens Thinks Shes Pocahontus or Some Shit
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MTV Teen Mom Kicks The Shit Out Of Some Chick
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Kim Kardashian Loves Foot Long Cock
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Christina Aguilera Sucks Face
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Jessica Sutta, Big Tits, Small Bikini. Awesome
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Brooklyn Decker Drops Some Impressive Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens In Her Little Sister’s See Through Top
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2011

28

Mar

Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless for Vogue Russia of the Day

When fashion looks like this…I consider myself a fashionista. This is me slipping into a pair of fashion pants, heading down to fashion parties, to hang with obnoxious fashion people, talking about useless shit, while judging everyone around us, cuz they just don’t meet our standards….cuz if Fashion keep on this porn route, not that tits are porn, but shit’s definitely erotic and I’m gonna endorse it….cuz anyone who can get million dollar ad deals while taking fetish pics like this is someone I need to meet cuz I want a private jet to fly away from this ghetto hell I’m living….

Here are the tits….

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