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2011

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Just got into the office after a night of hard drinking and hustling male model contests in a joke that only I find funny…and by office I mean…the milkcrate I keep my computer on next to my bed…that I am too lazy to get out of…

I live in a shit hole…we can’t afford those kind of luxuries Mr. Fancy pants…who cares.

Here’s some morning links of stuff going on on other sites that wake up in the morning….

She’s a Girl Next Door Type and I Like It
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Miss Universe VERSUs Miss USA: Who’s Hotter?
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The Hottes Cam Shows You Can Lay Your Eyes on and they Are FREE
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don’t Click This Link, Especially If You Enjoy All the Benefits that Go Along With Seeing
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Gianna Deninno is a Self Shot Slut
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There’s Something About an Old Guy Rocking Out – VIDEO
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Horny Amateur Got Using Her Dad’s Power Tools
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Japanese People Are Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger Than Us and This Pencil Proves It – VIDEO
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2011

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey people. I know I get repetitive about this…but I am trying to win a model contest cuz it would be funny so I need you to CLICK THIS LINK – Thanks….

The funny thing about me whoring myself to the model contest is that i dont know what i win, i just want to win

I’m a model you know what I mean…so FOLLOW THIS LINK and check out this not so hotHOT PUSSY

Here are my steplinks….but DO THIS TO ME…. before you move onto the good stuff…

Vote for Me cuz if I win – it’ll be amazing
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Kirstie Alley Got Dropped on Dancing With the Stars And Here’s the video
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Heroes To Us All: The Slut Walkers Of The Slut Walk! – VIDEO
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Beach Slut With Tattoos
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Blake Lively Showing Off Her Tits at Some Nerd Shit…..
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More Web Cam Sluts than You Can Count
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Heidi Montag’s Sweater Tits, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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The 10 Horniest Celebrities
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Fre Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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some Brooklyn Decker Hotness
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Cynthia Harmon is One Hot Blonde
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Girl Fucks Her Pussy With a Banana
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List of Lust: The 100 Most Desirable Women in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Because Grown Ups Should Get to Play With Toys Too
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I Don’t Know Who Krista Allen Is But Man She Looks Great Naked
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I Wanna Bang Marisa Tomei
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Matthew Morrison is the World’s Most Annoying Car Pool Buddy (VIDEO)
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Swearing In Front Of Your Kids
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Her Pussy Be Yankin’ (Her Words) MUSIC VIDEO – Must See
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Making You A Fan Of Blondes, One Babe At A Time
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Cops tackle drunks at a Miami Beach party – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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10 Slutty Rap Album Covers
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You Should Really Check Out Ella
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Some Naked Tory Lane is Fine By Me
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Bar Refaeli Brings the Hotness as Always
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School Girls X Lesbian Sex – VIDEO
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Rachel Myers Playboy Hottest Coed
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Hipster Chick in Jean Shorts
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Gisele Bundchen is Bangable As Always
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Random Pic Dump of the Day Part 2
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aubrey O’Day Insane Cleavage
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Knee to the Face Bitch Fight
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Striptease of the Day
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Jenni, Anita or Sofi? Take Your Pick
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Alexis Texas and Mariah Milano
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The 100 sexiest fashion models working today
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Kim Kardashian for Cosmopolitan UK May 2011
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Rosa Acosta Shakes It! – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Don’t Wear High Heels When Youre Drunk
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Check Out This Bitch Playing Soccer
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Tori Spelling Shows Off Her Wonky Tits
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Audrina Patridge and Her MOM in Bikinis. Yup, I Bang ’em Both
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SPRING SALE – INCLUDES SHIPPING – Get Up On It – Then Fuck It
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

05

Apr

Penelope Cruz on Her Knees of the Day

When I saw these pictures of Penelope Cruz on her knees after paying Hollywood to validate herself as a key player, you know cuz her Oscar and millions of dollar per role wasn’t enough for her vain, self absorbed ass, by buying herself a fucking star on the walk of fame….and I figure this means so much to her because like a book ending, her on her knees is how she started her shit….at least that’s usually the case…FOLLOW ME


To See The Rest of the Pictures
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2011

05

Apr

Irina Shayk Models Topless with No Nipple of the Day

I couldn’t leave the site for the night with Venus Williams scaring you away…so I figured I’d put these SI Swimsuit covergirl, who happens to have one of the world’s most powerful athletes as a fake boyfriend, to make shit like that happen…not to say she doesn’t deserve it…but it is to say that this time two years ago she was probably doing a very different kind of modeling work…one where getting topless was to endorse orgasms from her clients instead of to endorse their products..if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s that Russia has a whole subculture called the human sex trade and it’s a lot more fun than this corporate shit…

Either way, here she is topless….not showing nipple…but I am sure if you dig deep through Russian websites…you’ll find the Irina Shayk you’re looking for…I’d do it for you…but I’ve done enough for you…you lazy fuck…it’s time for you to do me a favor and VOTE FOR ME

I deserve to be a model – so I get to hang with hot pussy like this…Thanks…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2011

05

Apr

Venus Williams Hot Bikini Body of the Day

This is fucking horrible, disgusting, vile, confusing, unnatural…all things that on their own are negatives, but combined are amazing…

Seriously, I’m turned on….

This bitch is like a science experiment jacked on performance drugs and gender bending hormones….her ass huge and round…her clit long and hard…ready to fuck and be fucked…fat tits and a winning personality…just perfection…especailly if you have no fucking standards…or like thick bitches in bikinis….and by thick I mean bitches with arms of a fucking dude….and the handjob grip that is so scary and dangerous that it is exciting….

I’ve never liked female body builder night at the strip club where the strippers did chin-ups….and I’m not so into the shit now…but I’m not you so here it is….FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Venus WIlliams

2011

05

Apr

Kelly Ripa’s Sex Doll of the Day

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I know it’s not a real sex doll, andd the Mademe Tussauds security people are the fucking worst…they never let you take a candle to these things and make a fuck hole…they don’t even like you smearing the cum on the shit..but the good deal is that in picture, with a printer, every fantasy is possible…She’s like the next Bieber or something…FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Kelly Ripa

2011

05

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute Hot Beach Pics for H&M of the Day

I am 90 percent sure I’ve posted these pictuers before…they look real fucking familiar…but Edita Vilkeviciute always looks amazing in all pictures…and I can’t find these ones on the site, so I figure, what the fuck, I might as well psot them again, for the first time, even if I’ve done them before, cuz busty models from communist countries has always been a weakness of mine….probably cuz they are hot, but I like to think it’s cuz I know they have a good work ethic, which comes in handy when they are workin my dick…

Not that this Edita bitch will ever work my dick officially or directly or in person, but it’s safe to say she already has worked my dick without even knowing it, yes I am that small, pathetic and under the radar…and I’m also capable of masturbation to pictures cuz I wasn’t raised in the porn video generation, we did shit proper…to National Geographic and Sear Catalogs…You’re the weirdo…

All this to say, I’d love to fuck the sand out of her vagina to see if I still feel…..FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2011

05

Apr

Music Video with Tits of the Day

I am all about music videos when their tits in it…I don’t even care if the song or band is total shit…as long as their are tits in it…see I don’t have speakers on my computer so shit is always on mute…usually, that’s a good thing…so I base my musical taste on the fucking visuals that come in…so this band…that I assume is from some other country cuz of their insane name, doesn’t have to be good…they just have to get enough tit in there for me to endorse them on their Grammy run….

I have single and sometime double handedly jerked off to music videos from all genres and eras…from country to hip hop to new age shit…cuz there was a time when music television was all I had when I needed something to jerk off to when watching TV….way before the internet even existed…and along with gymnastics, figure skating and women’s tennis…I’ll never forget my roots…Luckily. we’ve come a long way from Madonna videos, cuz thanks to the internet…music videos can go naked…especially when trying to get noticed…No I’m not getting paid to do this…but I should be…FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Music Video

2011

05

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Does a Bullshit Fashion Magazine of the Day

Personally, I prefer when she’s leaking nude pictures of when she was 17, then sending her lawyers after the sites who post them, knowing that dropping the underage kiddie porn card, will get people to take the shit down after it’s done the publicity run it was supposed to….but no one cares about my opinion…or what I prefer seeing…or what I think makes the most sense for a round assed ethnic chipmunk lookin Disney slut trying to get ahead, you know recovering after selling her soul to the devil corporation via her throat….I guess I just don’t matter…but Vanessa Hudgens does…even if they shoot wasn’t hot…and that she was trying to promote Suckerpunch, the worst fucking movie of all time, that is only good when I forget that it existed….hearing her talk about her style being bohemian and new age bohemian and hippie bohemian makes me want to fuck her up the ass and show her what being real bohemian is all about…getting sodomized to get by while being a gyspy vagabond drifting cun, but she already knows that…….This Video Sucks…Why am I posting it…FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

05

Apr

Kim Kadashian’s Thick Hips, Skinny Ankles of the DAy

Kim Kardashian is clearly showing off the only skinny part of her body…her ankles…as long as they are in ridiculous high heels…otherwise they cankle…

I prefer when she Shows Off The Rest of Her Whore Body Sucking Back Dick and Sticking it in her Unprotected like a gutter pornstar and human toilet that she was to launch her career like she was Paris Hilton….but that’s just cuz I like watching bitches of all shapes, sizes, cree and religion, race and color fucking in any or all circumstances…cuz I’m a fucking pervert….and I watch this on repeat….

But not quite perverted enough to forget that Kim Kardashian is a lazy, doughy, pig of a person who represents all that is wrong with capitalism and democracy…

Seriously, if this was communist Russia or a Muslim dictatorship, she’d be nothing but trash trying to turn tricks for some bread, up on som Aladin shit…but instead she makes over 100,000,000 dollars a year….

Disgusting….undeserving…brown and round….hiding her muff gut as hard as she can…..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian