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2011

08

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Bottom Feeds for Planet Hollywood of the Day

You know she did this because Planet Hollywood is desperate for anyone famous to rememeber they exist, you know they did so well in the 90s and it only makes sense to try to maintain that glory by having special guests show up to bullshit ceremonies to give the idiot tourists something to look at, so that they don’t realize how shitty the food, menu, concept that comes with Planet Hollywood is. It’s like “who’s that fat chick they are taking pictures of”, oh “she’s was on TV once, this gives her a stamp of approval, albeit a really low level stamp of approaval, while giving the restaurant that is as quality as hooters a distraction for the tourists, so they think they’ve still got some credibility and pull”….while the truth is Aubrey O’day only agreed to do it cuz she heard they’d give her a free meal, and bitch loves to eat….especially when waiters getting paid minimum wage make her feel important by doubling as photographers.

What a fucking joke.

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2011

08

Mar

Brooke Burke’s Sister in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Amanda Burke. Apparently she’s not Brooke Burke’s sister, but I guess if Brooke Burke was raised in the projects, she could be referred to her as her sister, you know how those street kids talk to each other with their hip hop talk and shit…

She’s apparently an X-Factor winner and you’ll notice she’s in a bikini, if you can’t see past those teeth, which I’m having trouble doing, it’s like I look at the shit, and boom all I see is a need for braces. No Racist. It’s the orthodontist in me, no wait, that’s just a used condom. What the fuck is a used condom doing in me? Was I raped, am I gay? I don’t know but if I am, I blame these bikini pics…

Put something on dammit…


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2011

08

Mar

Amanda Bynes Whoring Out on Twitter of the Day

Amanda Bynes does twitter right….She posted this pictures with this caption:

my nifty tights

Definitely, Nifty….

Maybe she should spend a little less time working twitter and a little more time working on her career….cuz I don’t even think the general public even knows who the fuck she is…not that I really care about her making money, or really how a whore makes money, and prefer them whoring out for free, making this post make no sense. I blame perpetual spring break #tarareid

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2011

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Is Spring Break still happening? Everyday is Spring Break for me, I mean without the wet t-shirt contest, but with the wet boxer contest that I’m usually the only contestant in….

The high light of the day was that I applied to be Charlie Sheen’s intern. I’m pretty sure I won’t get it cuz I am onto his lie, but figure I should cuz I own the fucking internet and have been doing this online humiliation that irritates everyone long before most people…it’s second nature to me….he just needs to be educated on how awesome I am….but I don’t have any real stamp of approval, success or internet celebrity to back up my claims..I just kinda exist on here along with many virgin losers… so it won’t happen…but at least I tried…which I never do cuz I always fail…and because I’m lazy…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Taylor Momsen has a Beer Guy
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Here Comes the Britney Nudes….
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Miley Cyrus Put the Bong Down and Went on SNL and There Was Also a Fantastic Charlie Sheen Spoof
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This is Charlie Sheen’s Favorite Thing He Owns…
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Lady Gaga And Her Sloppy Boobs Hit Canada
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Snooki And Her Fat Friends In Some See Through Tops
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Gisele Bundchen is So Skinny She Looks Like She Belongs in a Third World Country
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Aubrey O’Day’s Slutty Hot Tits
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Rosie Jone’s Body is Hotter Than Ever
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Kid Faceplants into a Puddle Hahahahahahah
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There’s a Camera Under He Desk (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Fucking Random Broads is the Best Part of Vacation
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2010’s 50 Hottest Athletes
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Web Sluts Who Do What They Are Told
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Who Says That Toys Are Just For Kids
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Sofia Vergara Nipple Peek On MODERN FAMILY
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Blake Lively Even Though She is Manly
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Keeley Hazell, Wendy Dubbeld, Cody Love, Laura Celeste, Olga Maliouk Oh My
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Taylor Momsen is Getting Fat in Fishnets
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Kesha is a Trashy Slut and Now She is on a Condom Wrapper. I’m Dead Serious
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Idiots Throw Snowballs at Their Friend That is on Fire – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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ou Could Use An Awesome 29 Minute Lesbian Video Of Sunny Leone And Tori Black In Your Life
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Drunk Priest Tries to Bribe Cops – VIDEO
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Bikinis, Bikinis Everywhere
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She’s the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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You’ll Never Believe What Ashley Crouch Did To Her Newborn Baby In The Snow
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Perfect Little Blonde Teen Stips for Her Boyfriend After Curfew
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Layla and Her Friend Are Finger Looking Good
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Nicole Sheridan is Nasty and I Like It
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Daniel Craig Makes a Pretty Hot Woman
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Lindy Stuffs Her Pussy with Golf Balls – VIDEO
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Torri Wilson and Her Big Tits
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Sometimes I Wanna Punch Hipsters in the Face
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Nicole Richy Tight Body in Leather
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Busty Teen Rubs One Out
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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German Tv Hosts Boobs Pop Out
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Teresa Palmer Actually Makes Us Want To Sit Through A Topher Grace Movie
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Now THIS Chick is Flexible
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Okay This Crazy Human Robot is Freaking Me the Fuck Out
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It’s Official – Charlie Sheen is Fired
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Amanda Bynes is Slutty on Twitter
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Ohhhhh It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Kate Beckinsale
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Sofia Vergara Wants To Fluff Your Pillows
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Audrina And Her Wonky Boobs Hit The Beach
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2011

07

Mar

Tits on TV of the Day

These posts don’t really need an intro. You know I like nudity, especially on TV cuz it gives me hope that one day the world will be more laid back about sex, and by world I mean america and my site won’t be considered porn and will just be accepted for what it is…..a horrible waste of time for all parties involved…

Californication and Shameless are the two shows consistently bringing good concept, good stories, or as good as TV gets, so I like to promote them, for free, cuz I’m nice like that, and because I want a job bringing these celebrity bitches coffee…as jerking off in coffee of unsuspecting starlets is porn to me….even when it’s not starlets it is porn to me…don’t leave your coffee unattended next time you’re in Starbucks…

Here’s some tits on TV….cuz I appreciate girls trying to advance their careers by getting naked….

Melissa Stephens….on Californication…

Shanola Hampton Tits on Shamelesss

Laura Wiggins Ass on Shameless….

Goodtimes….

Posted in:Tits on TV

2011

07

Mar

Jennifer Aniston Whoring Herself Badly of the Day

I wonder if the satisfaction of her paycheck from doing the weakest viral video in the history of viral videos is as satisfying as being a barren women…a spinster…childless all because her cunt high maintenance behavior has scared off every man she’s ever allowed into her pussy….

I’m guessing she’s a partner in the company, because otherwise she wouldn’t put herself through this, when she should just get in her fucking bikini, cuz old, dried up, or not…that’s all being motherless is good for…a tighter pussy than her 50 year old friends…

This is fucking lame, but I am posting it anyway….even though not posting it would have lead to more nudity the next round after it failed…but this has a celebrity attached to it and some youtube stars so it’ll be bigger than it should be…that’s just how celebrity works.

While the rest of us need actual concept.

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2011

07

Mar

Gisele’s Dragon Back for V Magazine of the Day

I figured I didn’t give you enough of a Gisele update with my last post on Gisele in a bikini and Gisele for H & M , that I put up less than an hour ago, but figured her spine was enough to warrant its own post…especially now that Gisele is relatively non existent as Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her after making each other boatloads of money…and that she probably needed a little exposure….I’m also practicing letting one person dominate the contents of the site, because in case you didn’t know, I am going to be Charlie Sheen’s Social Media intern…at least that’s what I’ve been telling myself and I’m pretty much an authority on these things…

Either way, gender issues and hard face aside, here is Gisele’s dinosaur spine and some decent fake tits that made her for V Magazine. I prefer nude shoots. But apparently they like back….not always a good look…

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

07

Mar

Gisele Bundchen’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Gisele is a bikini model and has been one for the better part of her life. So seeing pictures of her in a bikini later in life after staging a pregnancy but more importantly being deemed unsuitable aka not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model because I assume she’s not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model…I mean they wouldn’t lie to me…maybe they would to lure me out of my native village in order to exploit me if I was a busty 15 year old in another country being “recruited” before holding my family over my head for the decade I’m forced to work for them….but as an everyday, semi-normal person, what they say is gospel, they are a corporation and the public is in their best interest…you know that…

That said, I’d rather pull up some old pictures of her, than these new ones, but I try to keep things current, as does Gisele when it comes to hormone treatments….nope, still not over the gender bending questions we have for her. Is she a man. Is she a woman. I just don’t know. But she’s in a bikini so that’s good enough for me.

While on the subject of Gisele…Here she is in an H&M Campaign…Cuz I guess she gets work…and I wasn’t about to do a post on this…so figured I might as well sneak them in….even though they aren’t from a company who advertises on my site…but should cuz I could use the money….thanks in advance….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

07

Mar

Audrina Patridge Fake Useless Tits in a Bikini of the Day

After finding out that staring at a girl’s tits is healthy, I figured I’d help you live longer by posting these pictures of Audrina Patridge….I am not sure if the study applies to fake tits, I just know it makes for a good excuse when busted checking out tit and if you’re wondering why I chose Audrina for this task, it is cuz her tits are all she’s fucking good for. Without them, she’s nothing, so whatever sugar daddy, or actual daddy who sorted her out with these implants is, she is forever indebted…cuz it landed her a role on a show and what might be her own show…unless of course these are just staged pics, trying to stay relevant. #losing.

I will argue that staring at Audrina’s tits will kill you, because of the frustration that she’s more important than you in the eye of the world, when really she’s nothing by a fucking whore who belongs on a street corner. #losing.

The anger she brings out in people, mainly me, can’t be good for me on any level, especailly when it is happening while she’s half naked…it just leaves me confused….

I was sure the cast of The Hills were going to kill themselves when the show ended…but they still live….#losing.

Make them stop.


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2011

07

Mar

Katy Perry Upskirt Fan Video of the Day

Here’s some video that was emailed to me…I don’t know when it was shot, I just know that you should definitely watch it on mute…I also know that it is a favorable angle of Katy Perry pig, cuz you get to look up her skirt like a perver, without having to look at her busted up face, or thick fat, hideous, disgusting legs….

She is such a fucking joke, but I know you like her and her muff gut…an I know you like perverted videos shot by perverted people…while all I see is an overrated, sloppy fucking bitch with a dimply ass who I fucking hate……

Remember watch it on mute…

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