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2011

10

Feb

Hot Ass in a Gym Creeper Video of the Day

I am not the creeper in the gym, filming all the bitches in their tight clothes, but I have been to a gym, and the only reason I was into the gym, was cuz of all the bitches in their tight clothes, who would look at me in disgust as I threw up all over the elipitical in what must have been a mild heart attack…

That over a decade ago..and I don’t bother with the shit..cuz it just becomes consuming…you know girls of all ages, sweating and turning me the fuck on, making me obsessively think about hitting up their locker rooms with an awkward boner I tried hiding my whole workout I was faking but this video reminds me that I have the internet available to me and I don’t have to actually leave the house cuz I get all teh good parts emailed into me…allowing me to progressively work on being the fattest guy in town…hopefully landing a show on Oprah’s new network…

Here’s some gym pussy…in video…thanks to some creep.

Posted in:amateur

2011

10

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Like Barbara Walters, I bring the hard hitting journalism, but unlike Barbara Walters, I don’t have a hot dried up vagina that looks so big but feels so tight due to lack of lubrication. It’s all about the friction people…

Here is the latest stepNEWS…

Harry Baals is the Best Named Building Ever

Adult Film Awards Draws Protesters
It’s award season… and that includes the porn industry. The XBIZ Adult Film Awards were handed out at the Palladium in Hollywood. The ceremony also drew a crowd of protesters promoting safe sex even though condoms fucking suck…

Naked Driver Hits Center City Pedestrian
Philadelphia police are on the scene at 17th and JFK Boulevard after a bizarre accident involving a pedestrian and a woman not wearing any clothes.

Butt Implant Victim Wanted Hip Hop Career
The U.K. tabloid The Sun has the first images of the British woman who died after a silicone injection at a Philadelphia hotel, and a motive for why she wanted a butt implant procedure.

Teen strangles mother while driving, killing her before car crash
A bad crash shuts down a valley intersection and a car’s passenger was pronounced dead at the scene. Now there’s a twist in the case as police say it wasn’t the crash that killed her. We all have family issues!!

Boy fires rifle into neighbor’s home
A 10-year-old boy may be facing charges for allegedly firing his father’s rifle into a neighbor’s home.

Adult store launches ‘guns for toys’
HUNTSVILLE, A.L. – An adult novelty shop in Alabama has come up with a sexy way to prevent crime.

NY Rep. Lee Sends Sexy Pictures to Woman, Resigns
A married New York congressman accused of sending a shirtless photo of himself to a woman abruptly resigned his seat Wednesday, saying he was quitting because he regretted actions that had hurt his family and others

Texas woman finds razor blade in ice cream cuz it’s a good way to make money….

Detroit Teacher Busted for Drugs

Trick Shot Quarterback Johnny McEntee
Johnny McEntee may not be the starting quarterback for the University of Connecticut football team, but he is definitely becoming a star off the field, becoming a YouTube sensation with his amazing trick shot football throws.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

10

Feb

Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face Doesn’t Matter in a Bikini of the Day

I guess the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition is about to hit, cuz they are on the promotional kick, which involves releasing pictures of bitches in bikinis who are meant to be in bikinis, cuz they fill them out the way bikinis are meant to be filled out, but all I see is Brooklyn Decker, a bitch who definitely has the tits for the job, but a face that looks like it was run through “Photobooth” on her mac. All inbred and retarded and shit, and sure that can be ignored when she’s half naked and showing her huge tits….I blame her marrying Andy Roddick, cuz his people are probably the best in the industry when it comes to sports management and sports agents, the kind of people who probably have Sports Illustrated by the fucking balls….which whould explain all the play she gets…unless people have a think for inbred retard looking bitches…which is possible…

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker

2011

10

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio does Pilates of the Day

As a fat man who doesn’t like doing much more than sitting. Who considers the increased heart rate from a bad hangover to be working out. Who gets out of breath in what must be an asthma attack, or just an fat attack when walking to the bathroom from the comfort of my seated position….I like to see bitches training, cuz bitches have a responsiblity to upkeep their sex appeal while dudes have a responsiblily to make a lot of money to fuck those bitches, while I have a responsibility to post the shit, cuz unfortuantely that’s not how it always works out and some of us dudes are broke and some of us dudes have fat pig wives who aren’t what we thought they’d be after marriage, who collectively got together with their girlfriends and said “after the first baby, we eat and fucking eat til we can’t eat anymore, cuz all these years we’ve deprived ourselves”….so it’s nice to fantasies about the ones who kept their end of the deal….whether a multi-million dollar modeling contract was involved in motivation her or not is irrelevant…

Send these pictures to your wife saying – “Look at these pictures, why isn’t this you, oh right, cuz she’s not eating a chocolate cake, and is actually working out, you fat pig, who lied to me…you fraud bitch….”

It is Valentines Day after all….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2011

10

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Wet in Details of the Day

The biggest news of the day thus far is Vanessa Hudgens posing in Details, which is funny because I don’t think anyone knows who she is anymore, but if you want a refresher, she is the girl from Highschool Musical who was dating a gay for the sake of Disney’s contract with her, which I guess is up cuz now she’s single….but more importantly, she posed in some self-shot nudes, that I doubt were staged cuz she woulda waxed….making her a hero in the eyes of perverts everywhere…hoping her influence on girls transcends generations…

Here she is in Details, doing what she does best, whoring.


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

10

Feb

Miley Cyrus Teen Tit for Marie Claire of the Day

Teen dream and future drug addicted pornstar was in Marie Claire and she wasn’t wearing a bra, cuz no 18 year olds wear bras…I have facebook and I see what girls are up to…all thanks to idols like Lohan and this…The future looks bright…That’s all I have to say about that….


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

10

Feb

Lady Gaga is a Clown for Vogue of the Day

It amazes me that someone with a face like this has made it as far as she has in the entertainment world. I get that she’s got this circus shit going on and the her audience is all homos who don’t care for good looking people, but now she’s on the cover of Vogue, like she’s a fucking fashion ICON, when I know she’s just a fucking joke that everyone is too stupid to realize is a fucking joke, and instead they buy into it…

I mean I can’t look at this shit with a straight face. I feel like I’m watching a saturday night live episode mocking Vogue…but really who fucking cares. She’s got a good scam going…and here she is posing in what may be one of my least erotic posts ever….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m sure I coulda done more posts today, I just figure I’m worth more than I’m making, so now I’m on protest until I get paid more, until I realize no one will pay me more, at which point I will resume wasting my days with this stupid site that robs me of my fucking soul. Good times.

Maybe it’s time to take the site more hardcore? Make some real impact….Cuz I can’t land 1,000,000 twtitter followers, I can’t land 1,000,000 facebook likes, I can’t land 1,000,000 dollars – why the fuck am I doing this? No gratification. Seriously. It must be cuz I hate myself.

I’m gonna go drink, cry and masturbate. Here are my stepLINKS

Ashlee Simpson Files for Divorce Cuz Pete Wentz is Homo
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Zach Galfinakis Pranks Jennifer ANiston Using Tila Tequila….And anything that uses Tila Tequila and Mocks Jennifer Aniston is Decent – Even if it is the Devils at Funny Or Die…..
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Miley Cyrus Braless And Hot For Marie Claire
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Because Sluts Like These Will Make Sure You Never Get Lonely (NSFW)
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AnnaLynne McCord is Leggy and Hot
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Lindsay Will Be Charged With Felony Theft Today
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Slut Strips Down in the Club (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Sexiest Female Athletes in Heels
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun (NSFW)
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I Forgot What Nice Tits Mena Suvari Has (NSFW)
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Jailbait and Borderline Jailbait of the Day
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The Ultimate Josie Maran Photo Collection
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Caprice Anderson Is NOT A Whore, But A Porn Star. Get It Straight!
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There’s a New Between Two Ferns With Zack Galifianakis + Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston and as Predicted, It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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Some Porn Chicks Are Too Nasty For Their Own Good (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Susan Sideropoulos is the Type of Model I’d Like to Get to Know
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Some Sasha Grey Cause It’s Been Awhile (NSFW)
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Emanuela DePaula lingerie shoot
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Fat Tootheless Redneck of the Day (VIDEO)
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Ericka Ivette is Muy Caliente!
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Sienna Miller is Single Again
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Jennifer Hudson is Skinny Now and Looks Kinda Like Brandy
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Insane Group Sex on Video (NSFW) – VIDEO
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3 Dildos, 3 Girls. Do the Math (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Naomi Russle (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus Just Because
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Busty Blonde on the Fucking Machine (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Karolina Kurkova Gallery
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I Love a Cutie in a Leather Jacket
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Sarah Shahi VS Camilla Belle
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Cutie Teens on the Webcam (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The LA Times Magazine Lists Their Top 50 Most Beautiful Women In Film
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HOlly Peers is Naughty (NSFW)
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WTF is Wrong with Avril Lavigne?
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Yvonne Strahovski Is One Sexy Belly Dancer
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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This is Our Future, Hosted By Taylor Momsen’s Ass
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Tryin To Look Up Katy Perry Skirt….
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Katherine Heigl’s Big Beautiful Tits
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AnnaLynne McCord Assumes Doggie Style
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Gemma Merna Looking Fuckable In Her Bikini
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Poor Katy Perry Wishes Her Tits Weren’t So Big
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

09

Feb

Kim Kardashian For Harpers Bazaar by Terry Richardson of the Day

Harper’s Bazaar decided to waste Terry Richardson’s abilities as a smut photograher by booking him to shoot one of the tamest spreads I’ve seen of Kim Kardashian, a smut starlet…. I get that everything she touches turns to gutter trash and she doesn’t need to shove it down our throats or be gratituous or cheapen her who brand in tastelessness…..and I get the whole attention whore pornstar shit not doing pornstar shit irony or maybe to pull the drapes over our eyes to help make us forget…cuz no one has the time to really care or be reminded how bullshit this bitch is but I expect more nudity out of this bitch….cleavage doesn’t fuckin’ cut it…but here are the pics anyway…cuz I am part of her PR Team…I just don’t get paid.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

09

Feb

Selena Gomez Sluts Out in a Tight Dress of the Day

I don’t know why Selena Gomez did a costume change at the Justin Bieber event she was at, but I can assume it has to do with the fact that she’s took Bieber’s cherry, and for some reason hasn’t been charged with statuatory rape, and is not considered a sex offender, even if she should be, and I think that’s gotta do with the fact that Usher and Kanye West beat her to it…I mean two black dudes ass raping a kid raises a lot more red flags than a recently turned 18 year old pedophile…not that it matters…cuz she’s wearing a fucking tight dress and really…

Ariana Grande is some 17 year old Disney style teen starlet, who realizes that she’s got 5 months left before no one gives a fuck about her, so she’s gotta get the scandals out there fast, something I endorse…cuz this teenage slutting bullshit may be obvious, but never boring…I don’t find this hot, I just think its on the right path…

I guess what I’ve learned today is that Justin Bieber concerts and events are highly erotic for perverts who like underage girls in low cut outfits…as someone from Canada, where 16 is legal, I don’t get excited about slutty average at best looking girls, but I get it…people want what they can’t have…so being under 18 instantly makes these bitches appealing…while I prefer girls who actually know how to get down…but I guess this isn’t about me…it’s about the leqders of tomorrow…Enjoy.

Posted in:Ariana Grande|Selena Gomez