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2010

27

Oct

Terry Richardson’s Shittiest Photoshoot of the Day

I never thought Terry Richardson was a cool photographer. I knew he was just ripping off a lot of people before him. You know the whole “snapshot” of a seedy life with models, actors and prostitutes….Drugs, sex and not giving a fuck….He had pictures of cock, pussy, cock in pussy, cum all over chicks faces, a girl giving birth to a gold egg, something Vice got behind pretty fucking hard….something I didn’t mind watching even though I knew it was strategy to get noticed and end up doing high fashion shoots, you know that mainstream stamp of approval I’ll probably never get cuz I am destined to fail and my dad isn’t a hooked up Fashion photographer to introduce me to the write people and spin my smut as “art”….

As much as I hated what he was, I definitely liked what he was doing then a lot better than what he is doing now. This is a shoot from some magazine called Gentlewoman, the model is named Eniko Mihalik, and there’s absolutely nothing remotely erotic, smutty, perverted about the shit, unless high waisted pants make you cum cuz they remind you of your friend’s hot mon in the 70s.

I guess it’s all about the dollar bills yo. Fuckin’ sell out cunt’s got lazy…

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2010

27

Oct

Taylor Swift is Banging a Queer of the Day

You may or may not know the story that sky rocketed this site into me being labeled a whiney little bitch and a liar on E! and by sky rocketed I mean no one bothered caring that I had the funniest experience with Jake Gyellenhaal back when he was filming a movie in Montreal and I said “Aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger” and he had a fit throwin his hands around in the air like he was a gay guy who just found out they cancelled Will & Grace or who just found out that Broadway was shut down for renovations or who just heard he had AIDs, or whatever over dramatic gay dudes get their women’s panties in a know over…

Now Jake didn’t put a hand on me, I was just asked to leave, but he did shove the girl I was with, leading me to think this whole rumor of him banging Taylor Swift is just a rumor and if anything, Jake is Taylor Swift, it’s amazing what movie magic can do, and really just let the man live his dream as a country music starlet, I mean he has had everything else he’s ever wanted in life, like most spoil brats…even his tongue in Heath Ledger’s mouth…it’s so dreamy….

And if I am wrong and Jake Gyellenhaal is not in fact Taylor Swift and is in fact getting inside Taylor Swift…she better be careful, his self involved hissy fits can leave a bitch with a black eye…cuz that’s what spoiled rich kids do.

The good news is that the ones who play wholesome for their Christian fans are the ones who are the real bad ones behind closed doors, eventually losing their shit cuz you can’t live a lie forever…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2010

27

Oct

Dave Navarro Ruins Fresh Pussy of the Day

Nothing like unprotected “Rockstar” who is really into porn, dick, to make an innocent 19 year old turn into a polluted cess pool of a cunt that no one in their right mind should ever want to touch when Navarro is done with her…and she’s left in the gutter with a cocaine addiction she can’t afford cuz the good life isn’t being bank rolled…addicted to all the attention she once had with one to give it to her….with a ruined pussy…thanks to a gamble she took on getting involved with him…not really anticipating him ever trading her in…

If she’s smart she’s trying to get knocked up…now if only he didn’t get a vasectomy to prevent this kind of groupie behavior…I’m sure she’s been researching a way to reverse it while he’s sleeping without him noticing…cuz that is the key ingredient that is missing from her master groupie plan….

Posted in:Dave Navarro

2010

27

Oct

Larry Dvoskin’s Everyone’s a Hooker is the stepSONG of the Day

LARRY DVOSKIN “EVERYONE’S A HOOKER”

Music is the best way to start my hungover day…

His name is Larry Dvoskin , he has been nominated for a couple of Grammy’s….his song is called Everyone’s a hooker…and I think those are some pretty inspiring words because everyone is a hooker…especially the bitch I paid 15 dollars to jerk me off in a bar bathroom last night…she was definitely a hooker…and so is pretty much every celebrity, attention whore, money grubbing bitch with a rich husband……

The video is on another level. I have a feeling you’ll like it, download it, ipod it and jerk off to it because you’re weird and like seeing people get pissed on…

To find out more on Larry Dvoskin check out his website

Posted in:stepSONG

2010

26

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today has been pretty fucking interesting…but not the good kind of interesting where I just left a gynecological seminar on the quest for the perfect vagina with live models….or that I got my internship at the bikini wax salon…or that I learned how to make 300,000,000 dollars in 48 hours…but the kind of interesting where you wonder if this is real life, or a really bad fucking movie…a when it rains it pours interesting where you look at the sky and say “are you fucking kidding me, what next do you have in store for me”….I won’t go into it, cuz that’s just depressing…but the good news is that I will not be killing myself, which is probably sad news to some of you…but good news to me…and I will also be posting my stepLINKS…here they are.

SI Model Jessica White Gets Arrested in These Bikini Pictures…
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Oh, You Know, Just a Regular Night Out for Charlie Sheen,
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Look good, Get Laid.
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I Know I’m Not the Only One Who Isn’t Surprised Lady Gaga Pees Standing Up
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Because I Don’t Know About You But I’m Ready to Blow My Brains Out Today, But Maybe Some Tits Will Help
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Somne Playmates Dressed in Costumes Because Halloween is Just Round the Corner
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Latina Ass Shaking Will Get Your One Man Party Started – VIDEO
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Pumpkin Carving Ideas: The 20 Coolest Sports-Themed Jack-O’-Lanterns
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Blake Lively Panty Upskirt
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Demi Moore is Like Granny Age But I’d Probably Still Fuck Her
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Kim K Shoves Her Ass Into Leather Pants
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victoria Justice is Looking All Types of Hot
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Use Your Imagination GIF Starring Katy Perry
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Kylie Minogue Has a Calendar for 2011 and She is Looking Pretty Smokin In It
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A Baby Possessed By the Lord is Scarier Than a Baby Posessed By the Devil If You Ask Me – VIDEO
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Erin Nicole is In White cotton Panties
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Who Would Rather? – Big Booty Girls Edition
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Talia Shephard Will Make Your Bad Day Better
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Top 5 List: Halloween Porn
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Rashida Jones and Mila Kunis = TASTY!
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HOt Busty Babes Oil Eash Other Up – VIDEO
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Jarah Mariano – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie and Swimwear
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A Little Eva Mendes is Better Than No Eva Mendes If You Ask Me
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Paul the Octopus of World Cup 2010 Fame Has Officially Swam Off to That Ocean in the Sky, and Yes, I Think Foul Play Was Involved
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Meet Emanuela de Paula, You’ll Be Glad You Did
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emma Roberts is a Little Hottie
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Deranged Ninja VS Cops – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Belinda, Chantelle or Sophia? Take Your Pic
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Jana Jordan Does Penthouse
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25 cliché costumes to avoid (and what to go as instead)
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Awhh Mel Gibson is Sad and Wants Everyone to Forgive Him For Being a Woman Beating Anti Jew Racist Asshole
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Get a Load of Darlene, Wow!
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Hymen Reconstruction is Porn To Me
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Jessica Simpson Talks About Her Food Addiction…
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LIKE ME and Follow ME

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

26

Oct

Adriana Lima in her Bra for Some Victoria’s Secret Promo of the Day

I posted a picture last week of Adriana Lima as the new expensive bra carrier now that Tyra is fat and Heidi Klum has no more vagina left after Seal was done with it….making Lima the new top of the food chain in their company…and really behind all the cleavage this company provides, and behind third world hot pussy they introduce us to, that we would never have known before they kidnapped them, and behind deceiving these fuckers do with padded bras they’ve implemented in everyday life that we only find out about when we get home drunk with a stranger or when we see our women in ways we’ve never seen them before, begging them to keep their clothes on when we fuck, only to have them take off their shirts to make us face the harsh realities of life, I see a boring fucking company….

Seriously. Their pictures are the same. Their concept is the same. The whole thing is very vanilla…it’s safe for Christians…and that makes it not quite good enough for me!

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2010

26

Oct

Karissa Shannon’s Bloated Trashy Porn Tits of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that with the launch of the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Karissa Shannon has gone to shit…

I don’t know if this is coke bloat, or meth bloat, or fried chicken cuz the man manipulating her to further his career is black bloat, I just know it’s some kind of bloat that is seriously unattractive bloat….

Shit that makes me happy that her sex tape dropped before she turned into a mother of 5 kids with different dads at the trailer park trying to make ends meet giving handjobs…

This is supposed to happen to gutter Playboy trash when she realizes all she was good for was her pussy and Playboy was her beak….you know a few years down the line, not when she’s at her prime, releasing sex tapes to be the next Kim Kardashian without the team in place to be the next Kim Kardashian, putting all trust into this drug dealer…pretty much taking more of a shot in the dark or a shot from a dark cuz she had no father….assuming that it’ll all work out….She’s a moron and I don’t really care…I just think this is funny…

Luckily some other bitch named Vienna Giradi brought out her tits…..to try to make the whole thing easier to stomach….

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2010

26

Oct

Roshumba WIlliams in a Wedgie Skirt of the Day

Here’s my post to keep the NCAAP happy. The last time I tried to make them happy is when I got attacked for being a racist so I made a 5 dollar donation to their charity. I figured anyone who donates shit to a cause can’t be against that cause….not that I’d ever say I am a racist becaus I am not one, some of my best friends are black, I just like using conventional racial terms of endearment like “Negro” or “colored folk”…cuz shit’s funny….and people are too fucking uptight…sensitive and emotional about calling people out on this shit…

I just have a black girl fetish…they love showing off their ass. Just today I checked out a black girl in leggings long for her to notice and she got excited enough to turn around and give me a full profile shot…unless she was just waiting for the bus and didn’t notice me…and I just made up that she was performing for me cuz I am delusional…which is usually the case.

But when I saw that “For Colored Girls” Premiere and all the good pussy that was there, I couldn’t contain myself and it’s really just nice to see something for Colored Girls…Rosa Parks would be proud…except maybe for this stupid looking dress on Roshumba Williams that’s huggin’ that black booty proper…in some wedgie shit I can only assume tends to her booty showin’ off needs…

Other black girls at the event were Estelle’s tits…and her horrible face….

Here’s some Ciara….

My shit is so multi-cultural….Daphne Vega in a horrible see through….

I’m like the new Cosby show….here’s Veronica Webb

I want you to refer to me as Oprah…

This post is probably the worst thing I’ve ever done to the site.

Posted in:Roshumba Williams

2010

26

Oct

Carey Mulligan is Slutty Girl of the Day

I don’t really know who this chick is, but apparently, she was dating Shia LaBeouf up until recently, and now she’s leaving bars with ratty looking motherfucker’s she may or may not be ashamed of taking home, but definitely not in the mood to advertise herself as being the kind of chick so quick to jump under or ontop of every single dick that comes her way, no matter how clean, dirty, or embarrassing it is just as long as it is inside her….

But I don’t really know who this chick is and I don’t really know anything about her, so I could be totally wrong and this could even be her brother but I like seeing recently single women being naught little bad girl sluts, especially after looking for real cock after dealing with Shia LaBeouf’s vagina…

Posted in:Carey Mulligan

2010

26

Oct

Boardwalk Empire Nude Scenes of the Day

I don’t really watch the show because TV shows are too much commitment for me. But I do watch the nude scenes. I have never really heard of their main nude actor Paz dela Huerta, but I do appreciate her effort in getting into her role by not shaving her pussy, cuz girls in the 20s didn’t shave their pussy and apparently either do hipsters of the 2010s and I’m not complaining, whenever I see shaved cunts, although excited to see every lip wrinkle, see laziness and cheesiness, cuz maintaining a bald pussy is a hell of a lot easier than maintaining a little bush…ask any dude you know with a shaved head….Sure full neglected bush smells and looks like an italian man’s lower back, but it’s so fun to cum on…so today I am pro-bush today….and I’m pro-HBO hustle….cuz we’ve got Gretchen Mol, Kelly Macdonald’s body double, Paz de la Huerta’s bush, Paz de la Huerta’s tits, ass and bush,and some no name bitch who I can only assume is in some local folk band that does spoken word at some cafe the producers frequent who fit the part….This is her big folk outbreak….and here are all the clips…

Posted in:HBOobs