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2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I got a Facebook message from some dude who wanted to tell me that he was one of the haters I always talk about who hates the stepNEWS, but then he decided to try watching the shit drunk and realized what I was getting at….and watched every single one multiple times and loved it….because life is better drunk….brining up an important point…this site is a great experience as long as you are wasted…that’s the whole point of it…so get drinking….

Here is the latest news…

Algebra Teacher Freaks Out on Students

Donald Woods began throwing desks and chairs in the direction of students in reaction to his 11th Grade Algebra Class students’ taunting in Tennessee. Camera phones suck for crazy people getting filmed….

Detroit Neighbors Taunt Dying Girl-Everyone has heard this story….Websites are trying to distroy this woman…but I’ll post it anyway…cuz it’s hilarious.

Wife Attacked with Hammer in Kansas City

Pregnant GA Mom Accused of Beating Up 6 Year-Old Boy

TX Thief Holds Guilty Sign in Public – I love this public humiliation shit….It’s genius.

KC Woman Wakes Up with “HOE” Carved in Chest

OH Congressional Nominee Admits to Dressing Like Nazi

VA Mom Arrested for Letting 2 Year-Old Daughter Eat Marijuana

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2010

18

Oct

Diora Baird Plays with Her Naked Tits in FHM of the Day

It is Canadian Thanksgiving….So I’ve been sleeping all day and drinking all night…partying with the suits on Sundays cuz they don’t normally party on Sundays, cuz that she’s a work night, like they were 15 and still living with their parents on a school night, cuz I guess some people like growing up….I don’t know why I do it, I don’t talk to anyone, they just give me dirty looks, and only sometimes can I find a horny fat chick willing to buy me drinks cuz I’m willing to talk to her and make her feel like the dirty pig she’s always wanted to be.

That said, I just woke up and all I’ve go lined up is this Diora Bair fondling her tits for FHM….I am just not sure who Diora Baird is, but I think she may be that Darva Conger bitch who was on that millionaire marriage show who did Playboy, but I am probably wrong.

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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…go out…get drunk…do stupid shit…make stupid memories…take pics of panties, tits and you banging bitches then send them to me…let me live vicariously though you….but if you’re the loser I expect you to be and going out isn’t really your thing…but spending your weekend doing your mom’s hair and hanging with your internet friends on the computer…then feel free to add me to FACEBOOK , I need you to make me feel relevant…I don’t care how lame, creepy, scary or awkward you are…

I repeat


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Facebook whoring will resume back on Monday….Don’t blame me, blame Facebook for taking away the right for me to add hot chicks…

Now here are my stepLINKS

Jessica Simpson Big Ass and Short Shorts in Fuck Me Boots for Our Troops
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Amy Winehouse and Her Fake Titties….
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Sluts Get Dirty In Front of the Farmer- VIDEO
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Luxury at Affordable Prices that Will Get You a Real Good Response From Chicks
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of Week 4
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Because It’s Not Like You’re gonna Get Laid This Weekend With a Real Chick
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Lucy Pinder’s Topless And Super Sexy 2011 Calendar Pictures
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Kristanna Loken Shows Off Her TERMINATOR Tits!
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Kate Bosworth, Just Because
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I’m mad at Karissa Shannon for not answering me on twitter after I so nicely hyped up and leaked her sex tape…even when she is Nicely Bent Over in some staged paparazzi pics…
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Here is her sex tape for those of you who care
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I Wish I Was the Guy Boning Charlize Theron
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50 Pictures of Hotties of the Day
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Kardashian Fist Fights at the Club! What What!
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UK page 3 girl Peta tod Naked
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Elle Is Topless And Bangable…And Only 19!
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This Brett Favre/Penisgate Story is Pathetic and Hilarious at the Same Time
(Warning: Contains Penis)
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Catwalk Brawl – VIDEO
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Now THESE Are Some Big Tits – Gallery
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Jessica Burciaga OH MY GOD
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And I Thought I Was a Bad Step Father: Dad & His Sons Video Tape Themselves Gang-Raping A 17-Yr Old Girl! [Video]
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Gotta Love a Girl Orgy – VIDEO
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Jordan Carver’s Tits Are Out of Hand
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Seriously, What the Fuck is WRONG With Kanye West
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Nicole richie Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Jane Darling Rubs One Out
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Sam Grierson Posing For Nuts
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Rihanna is Leggy in Paris
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Some Nicki Reed Cause I Think She Has a Little Trash Vibe To Her and I Like It
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m Convinced the Entire Kardashian Family is Made of Wax
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TETRIS the Movie. Wait, What? VIDEO
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Naked Chick Playing Wii – VIDEO
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Charlotte Church is Looking Hot
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Premium Gallz : Dominika
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Toni Braxton is Fucking Poorer Than I Am
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Amanda Seyfreid Walks Her Dog and Looks Hot At the Same Time
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Oct

Helen Mirren’s Old Lady Tit in a Movie of the Day



Helen Mirren has a sex scene in some movie called Love Ranch that is going straight to DVD in the UK because it failed in the USA and maybe it had something to do with showing off her 63 year old big granny titty…

She is like the opposite of a Miley Cyrus…you know getting naked cuz it’s the bad decision for your career drawing negative attention to yourself, only in Helen Mirren’s it’s not fun to watch or jerk off to…

There comes an age in every woman’s life where it’s just smartest to save your tits for your miserable husband, the guy you are having an affair with to feel young and the ladies at your aquarobics class…That age hapeened 10 years ago for Helen Mirren…I guess no one told her….

Posted in:Helen Mirren

2010

18

Oct

Miley Cyrus in her Underwear for her New Music Video of the Day

I wonder what Miley is gonna do when she turns 18…..I don’t mean how is she gonna get more hardcore and sexual than this…it’s just that when you market yourself like this when you aren’t 18….part of the hype is that you aren’t 18….meaning when she turns 18…she might as well be dead…I’m sure her and Billy Ray will figure it out….

So here she is in her panties, mild dyking out….perfect for her 11-14 year old fanbase to grow up properly enough to land a lot of men in prison for breaking sex offender laws for taking their slutty teen lead….

On a side note, I love that this was sent to me by a grown man, who is up to speed on Miley’s latest news…fucking weirdness…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

18

Oct

Ali Larter Pregnancy Tits of the Day

I have a feeling that Ali Larter is one of those flat chested girls who would stand in front of the mirror wishing her tits would grow…she’d ask God why he chose her to be built like a man…and she’d be jealous of girls who had tits who got all the male attention….She’d buy herself push up bras, padded bras and even cum insertions…because she wasn’t going to go under the knife and get implants…instead she’d pretend she loved herself and was happy with herself even when her boyfriend couldn’t titty fuck her…it is that lie that got her through it…but now that she’s pregnant, she’s fucking milking it…every low cut dress she couldn’t wear cuz all she had was nipples to hold it up are getting used…sure she’s got a huge baby in her gut…but that doesn’t matter…that baby is the bearer of these tits and needs to be celebrated like the hero he is…she’s happy and loving ever bounce these titties make and she owes the motherfucker in her uterus for making her finally feel like a real woman for once in her life….

She’s parading these new tits around cuz she knows they’ll eventually go out of style when the baby is done nursing and she dries up to the flat chest she was….and it’s amazing to see what a different tits make….this is the Ali Larter she wanted to be…her tits helped her finally find happy with herself….I mean until the endorphines wear off and she realizes how fucked the pregnancy made the rest of her…mainly her vagina….

Posted in:Ali Larter

2010

18

Oct

Sarah Jessica Parker is the Fucking Devil of the Day

She doesn’t look like a beast, she looks like The Beast….There is no way this is human. It’s gotta be a monster…I’ve seen horror movies that are modeled off faces like this…I can tellin her eyes that she has no soul…but that she’s been sent to confuse women into thinking people care about ugly bitches having sex..when really the show shoulda been called ugly bitches pretending to be gay men…cuz shit was fantasy written by a group of faggots…and all the fag hags bought into it…

Now we’ve got all these bitches running around, ugly and empowered in expensive clothes drinking obnoxious cocktails, fucking random men until they are too old to breed, fucking up the nature’s course…when really they should be left in the fucking barn taking their master’s orders like they were supposed to….

Seriously…I can’t believe they make vagina that looks like this…but more importantly…I can’t believe they give vagina that looks like this work in movies….especially not as the figurehead to a women’s sexual revolution…like some kind of horrible fucking nightmare….

This is all way to asymmetrical for me….I don’t even know why I am posting this farm animal in a tight dress..

Posted in:Sarah Jessica Parker

2010

18

Oct

Victoria Justice Humping the Air of the Day

I can tell you right now….if this Victoria Justice’s parents weren’t behind her career, exploiting her like Britney and Lohan, they’d have a real problem on their hands….I can always spot a whore in training when I see one…but I guess it’s not that hard to see when pictures of her humping the air like an unfixed dog, all full of fuck hormones and shit, surface…

I’m pretty sure we have a lot more of this bitch to come….and I know that’s not a bad thing as far as you’re concerned, since she’s 17 for the next 4 months….and that’s all it really takes to sell you on a jerk off material…but don’t feel bad about it…apparently every guy in the world is into teen pussy…and every teen pussy is into guys being into them…so you are not alone in your perversion….we’re all in this together…let’s start a support group after I post these pics….

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2010

18

Oct

Amy Winehouse Panty Flash of the Day

Anyone who reads this site, which pretty much means no one, knows how much I like Amy Winehouse….Sure I’m not so into her new clean look or fake tits….and I was always more into smelling her asshole and tasting asshole back when she was falling apart and teeth were rotting out of her mouth because she had traded hygiene in for a drug addiction….so seeing this picture of her flashing her panties is alright…but I woulda liked it better if I knew the nice shade of yellow was from not washing them and serious pussy discharge…and not just new clean lacy shit…but maybe I’m weird….


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2010

18

Oct

Amanda Seyfried is Boring and Sloppy With Her Dog of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is boring….

If you go through my Amanda Seyfriend archives , you’ll see that this is nothing new….

She is some kind of hipster and it’s pretty fucking disgusting….I realize that everyone is a fucking hipster now…it’s just kinda the way things went…and shit somehow became mainstream…so it’s not like this bitch is blazing a new path into some subculture…but is instead making me feel like I’m locked in an Urban Outfitters with a bunch of ratty kids and their neon sunglasses….but underneath this grime…is pussy I want to fuck. not necessarily cuz of her mainstream disney candy coated shit she’s into…but because she gets fucking naked in her other movies…and looks good when stripped the fuck down…..

Here she is boring us on the streets

And here she is in Chloe to Balance things out, cuz she’s not all bad….I know she’s got hope…


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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried