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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2010

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Ashley Tidale was in a bikini and you may be wondering why I care since I am not a teenage girl and I am the guy who calls this overrated bitch out on being ugly whenever pictures of her come along….

I appreciate the fact that she’s tried to fix her ugly face with surgery…I appreciate the fact that she goes to the gym 5 times a day to not get fat cuz that would be the end of her…but I don’t appreciate the fact that despite these efforts, she’s still fucking ugly. It actually kinda depresses me. Actually.

So, as my good deed, or community service to her, I figure I have no choice but to continue the “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” so that one day it gets to her, and that day, she’ll realize all the lies she’s been told all her life…

I’ve been running this since I saw her win an award as “hottest female” and I just couldn’t handle the bullshit lie…and figure someoen needs to put an end to this Highschool musical ego…make her feel like the worthless whore she is….

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2010

Oct

Lisanne de Jong is the Naked for Fashion Model of the Day

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Lisanne de Jong is some Dutch model on the rise, possibly because she’s willing to go that extra step to fame and get naked on camera, something so many girls on my FACEBOOK, don’t seem to understand. If you want to get ahead, you gotta put your morals and values on a back burner and realize there are thousands of other girls who would get naked if they were in your position. So what if it makes you no better than a stripper or common whore…we’re all fucking whores…

Either way, here she is in some “high” concept “artistic” editorial photoshoot, you know vintage erotica gone fashion, because the fashion industry is pretentious as fuck and think they are important when really they are just full of fucking shit and think they’re original….

Here are the pics…even though they need more spread opened pussy lips…

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2010

Oct

Emma Roberts in her Underwear of the Day

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Emma Roberts was in her underwear in some movie called 4,3,2,1 that I have never heard of, but that does have a lot of young girl lesbianism, so you may want to check it out….

I was making sex with prebubecent girl jokes all weekend, I don’t really know why, but I think it has to do with the company I keep. So seeing these pics of Emma Roberts and her 11 year old premature lookin’ body, I feel uneasy, partially cuz of the shit we were saying is slowly coming to life, but mainly because I don’t really find that prebubescent thing all that erotic,

Unfortunately I know most of you sick fucks do, but I’m not really judging, I think it dates back to farm country who just over 100 years ago, girls were getting married off at 12 because the family just couldn’t afford to keep her, and because that was just the time to start a family…making fucking 12 year olds a bigger part of our heritage than we like to admit.

So don’t let the law make you feel guilty about liking it….even if I think it makes you a real twisted, fucked up, danger to society who should be locked up….

Even though this Emma Roberts bitch is 19 and there really isn’t anything illegal about you pretending she’s 12 cuz she looks it….cuz 19 is legal.

The nice thing about straight to DVD is that there’s always one low level star half naked and a whole lot of bottom feeding twat fully naked….

So here is the lesbian scene with Susannah Fielding & Shanika Warren-Markland….I’ve never heard of either of these bitches, but I like their hustle to get into the industry….

Here is a sex scene with Tasmin Egerton who I’ve never heard of also, but again, good hustle to get noticed…Faking losing her virginity in a movie is the way it’s supposed to be.

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2010

Oct

Courtney Love Almost Naked on Twitter of the Day

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Courtney Love posted what must be a very vile smelling, looking, tasting and feeling snatch on twitter, in what I guess was a quest to get more followers, assuming more men are like me and get off to bitches who look dirty, like they are dying in some back alley gutter after numerous men have pissed on them…which I guess is a safe assumption, since crackwhores never seem to be short of work….sure they don’t get paid well and it’s no get rich quick scheme, but at least they keep busy waiting for that next hit….work ethic I wish I could relate to….

Either way, this is out of focus, which is probably a good thing, boring and not as dirty as we’d expect from such a ditch pig, but it’s better than nothing.

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2010

Oct

Katy Perry Tits Have an International Performance of the Day

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Katy Perry took her stupid tits, awkward body, weak talent and stage presence to Germany, because she’s an international con artist….and I figured I’d post the video to start the day, cuz her tits, despite being attached to such a huge cunt, are worth staring at, I mean that and her ability to suck the right cock are the reason she’s here and the worst thing in all this is that I like the fact she’s wearing a leotard, when really I should only like seeing her lifeless body is hanging from her closet from her leotard when she comes to terms with being such a fucking lie and does something about it…but then again, that would be giving her credit for having more substance and worldly concern…when really she’s just a vapid twat riding the fame wave as far as it will take her.

Here are some pictures of the dumpy body wrapped up tight during her performance….

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2010

Oct

Jersey Shore Pussy Flash of the Day

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I don’t work on the weekend, not that what I do is work, but someone sent this to my email, and I figured I had no choice but to post it. I am drunk and confused and I could say a lot here, but I’d rather let the picture do the talking….cuz I am in no position to talk…I am just annoyed I forget all the decent jokes I come up with and leave you with the shitty ones…sucks…I think this is an example of drinking making me sad….

I have no idea which Jersey Shore trashcan cunt this is, or even if that is her pussy, but they are all equally disgusting, so I guess that doesn’t matter…

Everybody thank MTV for the good times and even with the pussy flash I am amazed people watch this shit….

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2010

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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My campaign to get 3,000 new friends on FACEBOOK has come to an end, when all I managed to get was 15 weirdos….who I am happy I get to spy on your boring pictures…but weren’t the kind of hot pussy bitches I imagined read the site when I write the site…

I’ll find something else to disappoint me next week, but for now…here are my stepLINKS…

Snooki Does the Kardashians
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This is the Hottest Pussy I’ve Wanted to See Eat More than Just the Buffet
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Wear This On Your Journey TO Getting Pussy
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Because No Girl You Know Will go Anywhere Fucking Near You
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Amateur Booty Dance of the Day – VIDEO
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Barely Legal Makes a Video in the Bathroom
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The Hottest Cheerleader Uniforms in the NFL
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Here’s Some Topless Sluts From the Avatar Porn Movie RipOff
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Miley Cyrus Looks Haggard Leaving a Night Club Whike Britney Spears Looks Just Plain Haggard
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I Never Mind Looking at Ashley Green in Her Workout Gear
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Eva Mendes…Mi Gusta!
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Kristie Alley is Fatter Than Ever and Playing Herslef – PHOTOS
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Now That’s One Tight Body
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Road Rage Swords Fight in Prague – VIDEO
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Ride and Grind Baby, Ride and Grind
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Natalie Marie, Oh My God
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Mugger Vs. Man: Mugger Wins. Mugger Vs. Train: Not So Much
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Helen and Claudi Know How to Do Each Other Right
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Sex Position of the Week As Shown By Two Lesbians
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Dianna Agron is Hot and Starring in Spiderman
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Busty Brunette on the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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The History of Rap – By Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon
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Zoe Kravitz Anyone?
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Doutzen Kroes Victoria’s Secret Shoot
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A Great Pic Dump for a Friday
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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First Shot of Lohan in Rehab
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Dancing Flight Attendant Hotness – VIDEO
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A GREAT Collection of Friday Afternonn Babes
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Man, I Would Totally Bang Tina Fey
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Babes + Strip Poker – VIDEO
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50 Cent May Be Twitterís Biggest Troll – PROOF
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Miranda Kerr Makes Pregnancy Look Good
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Make Me Famous, Bitch!
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2010

Oct

Ivy Levan Nude in Drop Dead Gorgeous of the Day

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Here’s some Jeremy London movie about some model staring some bitch named Ivy Levan who I’ve never heard of her, but she’s naked with a group of girls in a bed…reminding me of amazing sleepovers my stepdaughters used to have when they lived here and I’d spy on them….making this the perfect softcore shit to bring up so many of those shameful masturabting nights….I’m just teasing…but there is something fucking hot about groups of girls naked in a bedroom together…whether getting changed…fucking each other…or just comfortable being naked..

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2010

Oct

Ginger Spice Hides Her Pussy of the Day

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She’s a seasoned cocktease. I mean she’s been doing this since before she was a popstar back when she was some stripper or nude model or whatever the fuck she was doing…back when she learnt the big secret to getting to famous by using her big stupid tits…and the whole thing bores me, because if you are famous and getting out of the car, you could at least fuck with us a little by showing some fucking panty….

But instead she brought some dyke looking bitch to show her panties to take away eyes from being on her….

Boring.

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2010

Oct

Tyra Banks Hiding her Face and Showing Off Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Not that anyone cares…at least I don’t…I wasn’t even going to give her a post of her own…after years of being gutter and disgusting on her show…I had no choice but to turn the memories of her doing Victoria’s Secret off in my head, so that I can focus on the fat bitch she’s become, and even when she puts on her superhero bondage mask that is supposed to be semi-erotic I’m sure, I see nothing but a stupid crackwhore in the proects too high to realize her pantyhose she decided to put on to rob the convenience store mask was pretty revealing…Here are the pics…

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