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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day

Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Sep

Jessica Alba Partial Nudity in The Killer Inside Me of the Day

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Jessica Alba apparently got work in some movie no one heard of or saw, and she had a sex scene….

All I need in my life is a has-been mom sexing it up in the second movie role she’s had since she’s started up this whole bullshit family thing….because has been mom’s, despite the sloppy body turn me on when they give up their no-nudity clause, cuz they figure dignity and holding off doesn’t matter anymore, because people don’t actually want to see me naked, except for old times sake….

I get it, it is a recipe for success, kinda like the sex tape industry, where people, even if uninterested in the person, still want to see them get down, bringing back memories of back when they jerked off to their bikini pics daily, hoping it increases their stock and brings them back to that level of acceptance they once had….

Maybe the prude goes out the window when you’re straddled in a hospital room passing a baby through your cunt, or maybe that happens when you realize no one gives a fuck about you, but either way, I’m glad it happens….because shit like this keeps me going…even if it is a body double…which it doesn’t really look like it is….

Desperation is amazing….Naked for money always looks good to me….

Here is Some Other Pussy in the movie Named Caitlin Turner, I’ve never heard of her, but now I know what her beat up ass looks like…

Here is Alba in a see through shirt promoting some another movie someone hired her to do for old times sake…..

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2010

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Big Titty Diet Plan of the Day

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I get that this is Frozen Yogurt, but if you jack that shit up with chocolate, butter, fried potatoes, and whatever the fuck Kim Kardashian stuffed into this bowl so the public doesn’t catch onto the fact that she’s a lazy fucking slob who doesn’t take care of her pig self because the only exercise she does is walking into the gym with her gym clothes on to lock herself in the lockerroom eating and watching Youtube Videos on her phone. I know fat and dumpy when I see it, and her big tits aren’t big enough to distract me from what I know she’s gonna end up looking like…

So for the bitches out there who unfortunately idolize this pig and want to be like this pig, feel free to send me your sex tape cuz I love watching chubby girls in tacky clothes fuck black dudes, and if your body isn’tquite where you want to be, take Kardashian’s lead and eat your fat chick in training face off, to make them titties grow, just be sure to get industrial strength Spanx for when you gotta squeeze into spandex to show off your ass everyone loves, despite how dumpy the shit is, and despite how dumpy the shit is gonna get….

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2010

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Those guys aren’t racist…but my stepLINKS may be…you can never tell these days….you think you know ppl and next thing you know you’re being human hunted in the backwoods on a “nature retreat” you agreed to go on because they said there would be free booze and girls in bikinis….

Kelly Osbourne In Tight Skimpy Clothes – Unfortunately…
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A John Travolta Gay Sex Scandal? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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Cowboy is the New…Support this Awesomeness….
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Kim Kardashian Spreads Her Legs, Flashes Panties
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There’s No Such Thing as Eough Sluts For the Day
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Kelly Brooke Has Some Killer Cleavage
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Naked Whore Wrestling – VIDEO
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PARIS HILTON VS LINDSAY LOHAN: WHOíS THE BIGGER MEDIA WHORE? YOU DECIDE!
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30 Hot Reasons to Love Erin Andrews
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Naomi Campbell Panty Upskirt On A Windy Day In Venice
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Natalie Portman is Looking Hot in Red
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Let’s Watch Sasha Play Dress Up
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Jerry Lewis Has Some Words For Lindsay Lohan
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Shyla Has No Panties On
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Bad Girls Club Sexy Beach Fight – VIDEO
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Some Aleesandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Fat White Slut Thinks She Can Dance of the Day – VIDEO
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Beatrix is Open WIDE
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Some More of Britney Lookin Good in a Bikini
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Isabella Sky Gets Nasty
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I Can’t Believe I’m Even Saying This But Kelly Osbourne is Looking Hot
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Meet Lindsay Lohan’s Future Whore of a Step Sister
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10 Female Celebrities That Are Still Virgins
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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More of Jessica Alba Lookin Leggy
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John Gosselin is My Hero
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Lena Shows Off Her Pussy
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Sweet Sweet Eugenia
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The Things I Would Do to Megan Good
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Krissy is Sweet and Sexy
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Insane Cleavage
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25 Great Moments In Text Messaging History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Everyone Involved in Machete Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Whoa, Candace Cameron is Looking Hot
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Kid Attacks Another Kid with a Chair – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kelly Brooke is Lookin Hot at the Playboy Mansion
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Sunny Leone Strips Down
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Brooklyn Decker Rocks Short Shorts
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Gotta Love Caprice
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Janice Dickenson Flashes Her Cunnie For The Homeless
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Alessandra Ambrosio HOT in a VERY SEXY Lingerie Commercial Throwback
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Las Vegas Hates Paris Hilton
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2010

Sep

Sophie Turner’s Ridiculous Ass in a See Thru Dress of the Day

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My relationship with Sophie Turner has been going on since the beginning of her career in America, or 3-5 months for those of you who still haven’t heard about her.

She threatened to sue me for calling her a pornstar cuz she has done everything in her power to look like a pornstar, from fake tits, to fake ass, to ideally a fake pussy, so you don’t have to get your dick dirty when you pay her the 400 dollars to fuck her on camera….unfortunately she didn’t use a Lawyer for the lawsuit, but instead her PR person, who wasn’t even smart enough to sign off as a fake lawyer, making the whole cry for fame kinda funny….

It’s like she’s an aspiring Shauna Sand….

The most fun fact about Shauna Sand impersonator Sophie Turner is that a model she worked with sent me this email last month that I never bothered with, but it is relevant today:

Hey,
I see that u really hate sophie turner! So let me tell u more about this pornstar-bitch-whore or whatever u wanna call her!!!! She is married and has a child! She just claims to be a fucking single! And she is not 26 years old! HAHA that’s so funny! I TELL U she is 29 years old! She was born 1981! Or yeah and by the way she puts paddings in her butt to make it look bigger….! That bitch is just ridiculous!

Oh shit…Scandal…here she is in a see through dress…showing off her ass….and plastic surgery hacked up whore face…Goodtimes…

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2010

Sep

Jessica Alba Needs to Go Back to Pregnancy of the Day

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Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done.

Irrelevant and hated by all men for ruining herself with that whole hole in condom trick that brought her a kid that will never let her man Cash Warren leave her….

Remember, with irrelevance comes sex tapes….not that you want to see the mangled mom pussy, but I know I do….for reasons deeper than seeing a mangled mom pussy….and those reasons are that she had a no-nudity clause and I need to be reminded that when push comes to shove, all women are whores….even mothers trying to get noticed again….

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2010

Sep

Kelly Osbourne Porns It Up of the Day

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Don’t get me wrong, saying Kelly Osbourne is “Porning” it up doesn’t mean she’s doing a good thing. I don’t Kelly Osbourne in any circumstance that involves her having sex is doing a good thing, except maybe when the closet case willing to fuck her cuz she’s not built like the other girls who totally turn him off cuz they are hot realizes that he’s gay and pussy isn’t for him….but that doesn’t really count…

She’s skinny, she’s got blonde hair, she’s got her same old half retarded looking face she can than her dad’s half retarded, drug abused sperm for, and she looks like someone I just say getting railed by two black guys with cocks the size of a forearm, and really her look wasn’t what I’d call very pretty….if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, it’s that most porn chicks are fucking vile and Kelly Osborne, no matter what she does, is mostly fucking vile – here are the pics….

I may be disgusted by Kelly Osbourne, but I’m always down for her sister Joan…her lyrics really speak to me….

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2010

Sep

Naomi Watts Titty and Bush in Mother and Child of the Day

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I dont remember ever thinking Naomi Watts was hot….I don’t really remember ever thinking anything about Naomi Watts. Sure I know she’s in movies, but I couldn’t tell you which movie, or what she did, cuz I guess I just never really noticed her, cuz she probably wasn’t doing Pussy Puppet shows, and she definitely isn’t now, but she is showing some full frontal for half a second, which I am sure is enough time for you assholes….Enjoy.

Here is some other girl in the movie getting fucked…which is lovely if watching this kind of tame shit is your thing…

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2010

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some shit going on in the news….some of you find this interesting…others won’t…and I don’t really care…cuz I haven’t figured out why I bother doing this…

My Kind of Deer – Beer Drinking Deer in China
A deer in China chugs two bottles of beer a day

Passport Picture Too Racy?
A 27-year old woman forced to put on a fleece because a worker at a passport office in Dakota County thought her tank top was too racy. The employee told Kim Bruzek her picture showed too much skin and it could cause problems in some countries

Memphis Man Arrested for Saggy Pants
A Memphis man has been arrested for wearing his pants too low.

Caught on Tape: 64 Year-Old CA Man Tasered Three Times at His Home

Alert: Man on Bicycle Groping Girls
ASU students are on alert, after police issue a warning about a man who’s been groping students walking on campus.

CA Man Tortures Girlfriend Over Facebook Post

Study Finds that 64% of Women Would Release a Sex Tape to Advance Career

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2010

Sep

Paris Hilton’s Old New Bff is Still Trying of the Day

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I had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting Brittany Flicklinger drunk last summer. She was a cunt who acted like she was actually famous and better than us, before I told her what I did and her really fucking desperate for any attention self agreed to do an interview for the site, so I sent over a gang of retards to deal with her, and bitch was pretty fucking pathetic. From struggling to get booked at clubs, to struggling to get people to even know who she was, to struggling to figure out publicity stunts, but not willing to let us film her getting fucked, the whole thing was almost sad….that was until her manager started hitting me up, threatening to kill me, cuz he was actually a drug dealer, very angry his girl got misrepresented…..The whole thing was a joke, she was a fucking joke, and we all moved on to forget about her, as we should, but I guess she’s decided to make a comeback and she’s doing that by flashing some panty….totally uninteresting…but better than what I was up to last night, which was a half hour coversation with two lesbian night shift security guards having a cigarette outside the mall they work at about how they fuck each other in the lingerie department while they work cuz no one is around to watch over….which I guess is actually more substantial than this reality tv scum on the bottom of the barrel of scum that is already at the bottom of the barrel….

Here she is drunk and fighting as hard as she can to get noticed…..and unfortuantely, I noticed….Just so you know, I hate myself for this.

For Old Times Sake…Here’s the interview my gag of retards did with her….

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2010

Sep

Shauna Sand Showing Off Her Delicate Features of the Day

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This bitch is a fine delicate angel, if you’re like me and you think any bitch with hard features and a hacked up by a cheap Mexican Plastic Surgeon face and titties, with a tight old lady body, who is down on her luck and found in a truckstop running away from her abusive pimp boyfriend, hoping to start a new life, by being delightful company, with delightful conversation, over a delightful blowjob in a back alley to finance her new life….only this is the luxurious version, the Hollywood version, living the good life doing nothing…

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