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2010

02

Sep

Gaga in her Underwear for V Magazine of the Day

I hate that Gaga has become a “Fashion Icon” when I know everything about her is bullshit and totally unauthentic, leading me to believe that the fashion industry is filled with bullshit people who are totally unauthentic, that are only in the fashion industry because it gives their bullshit follower status some level of credibility, who love other phony, full of shit, clowns like them to relate to, cuz everything about Gaga is totally fabricated, except for her ugly, weak chin, face…She should get that sorted out…cuz her bullshit has made her enough money to sort that out…and here she is in her panties in her underwear….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

02

Sep

Model Tits in Pop Magazine of the Day

POP Magazine is one of those fashion magazines that gets bitches naked, unfortunately in this spread, they didn’t get Doutzen Kroes, even though she was there, and was the only model in the spread I wanted to see topless, but instead got this model built like a little boy, with shitty awkward looking tits, and for all the haters, who are going to email me bugging out about me hating little tits, you’re wrong, I love little tits, in fact I just spent half the morning watching little tit porn, I just don’t like it when it’s built all crooked and embarrassing….but I guess any girl who gets paid to get topless and isn’t ashamed is good for me….

Posted in:Pop Magazine

2010

02

Sep

Christina Ricci is a Picnic Table of the Day

I guess this outfit will excite the weird guy in the park, who everyone thinks is talking to himself, but who is actually talking to the picnic table, because he is convinced it is his girlfriend, but you only really learn that about him, when walking through the part after midnight, when he’s fucking the shit out of it, telling it how mad his mom will be that he’s doing this, and how sexy it is, and how good she feels against him, making for an awkward experience, that is hardly as awkward as Christina Ricci cutting off her tits intentionally cuz she thought they made her look fat, while now she just looks useless…..unless it was to make my friend in the park’s imaginary wife come to life…and thanks to her self-mutilation, she’s great the feed families off of….

I don’t know what I am saying here, but the point of this post was to say Christina Ricci fucking sucks and here are the pics to prove it.

Posted in:Christina Ricci

2010

02

Sep

Kim Kardashian Showing Off her Big Tits of the Day

I don’t think this is anything worth getting excited about. It’s got to the point of her fat tits actually being fat tits. You know like the pig woman you see out at the bar who like donuts a little too much that she can only fit in elastic waistband pants, who’s hormone levels are all fucked up, jacked with estrogen and thyroid issues that help maintain her obesity, but unfortunately that don’t help maintain any sex appeal, so the pig gets a low cut dress, a pair of spanx, and a push up bra to show off all the hardwork her lazy ass has put into binge eating and sitting on her pig ass….but for some reason, guys don’t care if a bitch is fat, they see tits and lose their minds, it’s like the belly, stretch marks and disgustingness disappear and I guess that’s why things worked out so well for Kardashian…here she is maintaining her fat chick with tits big enough for you to ignore she’s fat status…Trust me, the lace up the front of her dress is not for style, but for functionality, the second that shit’s untied, Roseanne Barr’s body jumps out and staggers to the all you can eat buffet installed in her basement….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My life is pathetic because the highlight of my day involved me seeing an insanely hot girl walking her dog around my hood, that forced me to discreetly follow home, like that will increase my chances of getting her naked….but if ever I become I rapist…I know my first stop….

Your life is pathetic cuz the highlight of your day are my steplinks…and by you I mean my imaginary reader I have created who is far more lame than me and who turns to me for guidance, like a life coach or idol….to make me feel less pathetic about myself while making me even more pathetic than originally thought….

Here are my stepLINKS

Spencer and Heidi Are Full of Shit and Here’s a Shot of Heidi’s Ass to Prove It
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WTF is Wrong With Miley Cyrus’ Face?
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Get Free Shirts from a Awesome New Clothing Company….
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The 10 Hottest Woman From Alabama
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From me to You, You Fucking Virgin
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Vica Guerra Will Always Make My Day
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Sexy Lesbians Play in Public – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NFL Season
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Polly Shannon’s Perfect Tits
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Some Kate Hudson, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Nikki and Her Self Shots
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There’s Tits All Over Rolling Stone and I Like It
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Cindy is Hot in Pink and Black
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Man Gets 11 Life Sentences AND 433 Years For Being A Crazy Ass Throat-Slitting, Box-Cutting “Serial Slasher”
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Heidi Johnson Oh My
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Giselle Itie in VIP Magazine..Hotness
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Krystal Steal is the Stuff Dirty Thoughts Are Made Of
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I Wanna Be All Over Jessica Marie
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Selma Hayek’s Tits Make Me Suffocate
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Sometimes, You Just Know a Situation is Going to End in Needles, Heroin and Unprotected Sex
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Caprice and Noelle Get Nasty and I Like It – VIDEO
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Hannah Cornett is an Emmy Slut
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A Video She Wishes Never Hit the Internet
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How About Some J Cups on a Cute Asian
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I Wanna Violate Nina Dobrev is Every Way Possible
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CONAN O’BRIEN MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HIS NEW SHOW – VIDEO
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Lesbians, Licking and Toys – VIDEO
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Gisele Bundchen – Vogue UK Gallery
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Katy Perry in a Sexy Tight Dress
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Lonnie Waters is a Naughty Slut
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3 Hot Teens Oil Up Each Other – VIDEO
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Natalie Portman is Looking Hot and Leggy
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The 25 Funniest eBay Auctions Of All Time
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Because I Know There’s No Fucking Way You Got Laid Today
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Michael Cera is Prancing and This Gallery Gets More Funny Every Time I Look At It
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Emmaly’s Eyes Will Hypnotize You and So Will a Few Other Things
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The Wendy’s Instructional Rap is Amazing – VIDEO
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Hot College Slut – VIDEO
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Lohan is Leggy In Shorts, Hates Father
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Briana Lee Wants to Show You Her Tattoo, and Some Other Things Too
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Valerie and Her Big Tits Are Oiled Up
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Lucy Pinder is as Good a Way to End the Links As Any
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Follow Me Assholes!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Sep

Blake Lively’s Amazing Tits Save Gossip Girl of the Day

Earlier today, I wasted my time talking about Leighton Meester, the ugly girl on gossip girl, all because she was wearing a tight dress, when what I was really looking for, was out there waiting for me, I just wasn’t looking hard enough for it, and that is Blake Lively on set, showing off tit, in some titty window shirt more girls shouldd be wearing, that kinda remind me of the t-shirts with the cut out tit holes I tried selling 10 years ago, but never succeeded with making it into a trend, only this is way more accessible….cuz cleavage, despite not being full tit, is usually good enough for me…not that I’m a Gossip Girl fan, I’ve just got sucked in cuz of the lack of decent young starlets to lust over, Hollywood’s in a fucking drought…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

01

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off her Body at a Fashion Show of the Day

These pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio on the runway in some bikini company called Koton would have been far better if they were taken before her pregnancy, but proven with my wife, and everything else in my life….I generally take what I can get…but that doesn’t mean I am happy about it…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

01

Sep

Coco Rocha and Jessica White Launch NY Fashion Week of the Day

New York Fashion week officially started. You may be asking what that has to do with you….and the answer is pretty much nothing….but it does mean that every hot model you may want to fuck because she has ridiculous legs and isn’t fat will be strutting down the runway, often times in sheer tops and half naked, cuz fashion and nipples go hand in hand and I guess I’ll keep track of that as well as I keep track of everything, which is not very well at all….but I seem to be doing alright at staring at a kicking model in little short’s crotch

Posted in:Coco Rocha|Jessica White

2010

01

Sep

Chinese Lingerie Ad Features Princess Diana in Lingerie of the Day

The Chinese, normally known for being sensitive to all Western traditions, by doing things like tainting our kids toys with lead, ripping off things we sell for a lot of money and selling it for less, and a whole lot of other amazingness that makes China the greatest place in the fucking world, in terms of constant excitement, dealing with funny people, and pretty much feeling like you are on another planet….

I wasn’t surprised to see this new Chinese Lingerie company called “Diana”….The slogan reads

Feel the romance of British royalty.

Which is apparently aslo the same chinese symbol tattooed on half the cast of Jersey Shore thanks to a booth on Ocean City boardwalk….and really who cares…dead princesses in lingerie is hot….so focus on that.

Posted in:Princess Diana

2010

01

Sep

Mickey Rourke’s Mail Order Pussy is Hot of the Day

I like mail order brides….except when they lose their fucking minds and you wake up to them having flashbacks from her war torn communist years that involve a butcher knife to your fucking neck….cuz they don’t love you..they don’t even like you…they are just with you cuz they have to be and because you paid for them to be there and if they ever leave you…they know their pimp will find them, torture and kill them….but at least they look good doing it.

Posted in:Anastassija Makaranko