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2010

26

Aug

Howard Stern’s Wife’s Naughty Pic of the Day

This was sent in by my good friend I’ve never spoke to or hung out with or even met named Chris.

He sent in this picture Beth Stern sent to Howard Stern a few weeks ago, only to be put on his website, cuz that’s what you do when you have hot pussy for a wife and you look like Howard Stern, in a kind of revenge to all the people who teased him, kinda way, especially when your wife is a fame whore who likes being seen sexually by the public to compete with all the other bitches he gets on his show for his attention, you know to keep the interest alive….cuz he gives her the seriously good life…

Something I’ve been unable to do with this site, cuz traffic is dying more and more each day. Advertisers are non-existant. The end is near…But I’ll sink with the ship….

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2010

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have decided to make a move, not to Hollywood to try my luck at acting. Not to NYC to try my luck at producing broadway shows, but from my couch to the kitchen to get more beer that is making me so fat that the task of getting beer has become a huge fucking challenge…it’s a chicken or the egg catch 22 motherfucker situation….

Here are my stepLINKS while I go and ponder this recent discovery….before my brain explodes….

Paris Hilton Almost Got Stabbed and The Almost Part of This Makes Me Upset
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Heidi Montag is Taking Out Her Tits for Publicity
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The 10 Sexiest Woman from Alaska
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Jordan Carver Has Hilarious Huge Tits
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Because a Slut That Strips for the Camera is Second Only to a Slut That Strips for Sex
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Hottest College Cheerleaders of the Best Ranked Football Teams
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Beyonce Nip Slip
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A Little Drew Barrymore Just Cause
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Kitty and Her Self Pics
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Mmmmmmm Cindy Cupcakes
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Big Tits on the Streets – VIDEO
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Seriously, Some Parents Should Just Be Fucking Shot – NEWS
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Jodi Gordon is a Maneater
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Lohan is Out of Rehab, Who Wants to Start Taking Bets on How Long It Is Before She is in Shit Again
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Gymnastics Faceplant
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Creepy and Freaky. I Have No Words – VIDEO
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Dollicia is More Than Easy to Look At
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Lisa Rinna Brings Her Nipples to the Beach
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Bailey is Teasing With a Soda Can – VIDEO
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Man I Love Rachel Bilson
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Counting the Days Until Madonna’s Daughter is of Age
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Lela Star Engaged In Some Hot Lesbianism
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Haven’t Seen Much Ellen Pompeo Lately
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Art Imitates Life For Miley Cyrus Being a Little WHore In Her New Movie
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Emmanuel Rubs Her Pussy on a Chair
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Japanese Timelapse of the Milky Way – VIDEO
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Sandra Bullock is Dressed Down and Looking Hot
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Swet Sweet Adri
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Busty Babe Films Herself
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Jessica Alba Sizzles In Cosmo’s Behind The Scenes Video
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The First 50 Photos That Appear When You Search “Hot Girl” On Google Image Search
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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George Lucas is Suing – Wait for It – A Jedi Mind Control COmpany. Wait, What?
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And That’s How You DON’T Load Your Bike Onto a Truck – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Animals VERSUS Authorities – Animals Win
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3D Movies Without Having to Wear Those Stupid 3D Glasses. Awesome
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Alexia Lei Gallery
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Body Builder Attacks a Judge at a Competition
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Katy Perry Just Cause
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Owwweeeee Valerie Mason
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Ex Madam For Governer!!
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Jonas Cock
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

25

Aug

Karissa Shannon Is Getting Noticed of the Day

Either people actually find her hot, or they are amazed that she’s dating the whitest acting black guy in hollywood, or maybe Playboy is all it really takes for a pussy to get the approval it seeks after it’s father ran out on it early on in its life…and really who fucking cares…all this celebrity girl shit is getting boring…if they aren’t on all fours spreading their cunts in video…I am not interested…and the good news is there’s a rumor this bitch is releasing a sex tape…like everyone in Hollywood eventually will do…making everyday life substantially more pornographic…the foundation is being laid….

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2010

25

Aug

Tila Tequila Milking Her Bandaid On of the Day

I don’t know if she’s trying to revive Nelly’s signature bandaid fashion accessory that I always found annoying, or if she’s taking the same approach as my friend with oral herpes who covers up her cold sores cuz she’s embarrassed their evidence she sucked dirty scabby rockstar dick back when she was a groupie and couldn’t turn down the low level act that rolled thru town, despite the scabs on his dick, cuz girls are idiots….

But I do know that she’s just trying to milk this story of getting shit thrown at her at some concert she was miraculously booked at, unfortunately, they didn’t throw ACID or fire that lead her to disfigurment and hospitalization to give her something to actually cry about….

This has been the most airtime she’s got in months, and I just don’t get why she doesn’t just give us what we want and start walking around with her vagina bandaged up or exposed…but instead she’s in pants…I assume that’ll happen when this stunt dries up and the others get ignored…

Either way – she’s a fucking joke….

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2010

25

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Married Whore Ass in Jeans of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Hilary Duff. Not because she’s married, that shit never stops me from wanting to fuck any chick, because I know if played right, every chick is down to fuck….but because she doesn’t look good anymore. I don’t know what kind of abuse her billionaire heir/pro hockey playing husband and his team put her thru, but she’s a fucking battered wreck that would lead me to think hockey stick insertion is part of the equation….sure, it could be the just the common Got Married and gave the fuck up strategy….but I like to think it involves gangbangs.

I’m only posting these pictures cuz she looks like a hooker when pulling money out at the ATM, even if hookers never pull money out at ATMS, unless it’s with stolen bank cards….

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2010

25

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Lazy Chick on her Period Pants of the Day

I am posting these pictures for guys who can’t get enough of their chick on a lazy, unshowered Sunday afternoon after pigging out on donuts while watching some bullshit movie, cuz it’s the day they like doing nothing…You know that jelly on her chin, stained slob pants that make her ass look huge, and her greasy hair that makes her smell like park just gets you fired up and ready to fuck since it’s better than hiding in the bathroom jerking off…..and I am posting these pictures for the guys who wish they had a girl to do that with but instead are destined to a long lonely life of social awkwardness….because there is nothing hot about this and even the weirdest Jennifer Love Hewitt obsessed fan who thinks she can do no wrong would be disappointed…cuz no one likes a fat slobby bitch…ever. This is not acceptable.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

25

Aug

Olivia Wilde in a Bikini of the Day

The most fascinating fact about Olivia Wilde, is not that she is a product of nepotism with industry parents that helped her get ahead, but that before she changed her name like a pornstar , her biological name was Olivia Cockburn. Yes, Cockburn. True fucking story. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2010

25

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some amazingness going on in the news, not that you come to this site for news, since you don’t come to this site for anything, at least that’s what my stats tell me, and I’m bitter about that.

Boy Finds Hotel Condom, Plays with It, Gets STD, and Family is Outraged

A family was out for a weekend of fun with visits to Six Flags amusement park and the Georgia Aquarium. But the family’s weekend plans took a turn for the worse when the checked into their downtown Atlanta hotel.

Wow…That’s fucking disgusting….

16 States Want to End Adult Services Ads on Craigslist – there goes your sex life….

Ex-Boyfriend of the Year

PA Man Accused of Fake Facebook and Attempted Blackmail of Ex-Girlfriend with Sexually Explicit Photos

Oregon State Football Player Tasered Drunk and Naked

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

25

Aug

Anne Heche is the Fake Lesbian of the Day

I don’t know why I am drawn to a straight bitch who pretended to be a lesbian with Ellen to further her career and propel her into a budding career that I think included one or two movie roles….But I think it has to do with loving bottom feeders, especially when they actually feed on bottoms, even if those bottoms belong to Ellen, who may ruin lesbian fantasies for most, but who doesn’t for me, cuz I know if a bitch is deserate enough to fuck Ellen for status, she’s my kind of girl, who puts standards aside for personal gain, the basis of any hooker, indirectly making Anne Heche pretty amazing, even if it’s 10 years too late…she deserves to be celebrated…kinda like when Universities give people who dropped out of their schools honorary degrees after they do big things in their careers…only without the whole big things in their career part…

Posted in:Anne Heche

2010

25

Aug

Ali Larter Pregnancy Pictures for the Virgins of the Day

I remember this virgin loser nerd I met a couple of years ago cuz I was forced to sit next to him on the bus. He not only irritated the fuck out of me for the 3 hours we were forced to be next to each other…from his constant hacking due to chronic allergies…to his twitchy fucking arms that kept hitting me….but he also offered me insight into the world of loser virgin nerds…and that was a loyalty to anything that involved superheros….especially the actresses who play the superheros and their tight outfits….when trying to make small talk to difuse the awkwardness of being stuck next to him I asked about Hayden Panettiere and her Heroes show and I think he fucking came himself….then he told me that the girl he really wanted to marry on the show to look out for was Ali Larter….and he started giggling and blushing like a school girl….while I’ve always been far more into Ali Larter’s work on “Suddenly Susan”…and I can’t help but wonder if she’s knocked up by that dude…or if he is in some basement cutting out pictures of her and posting them on his wall with his semen pretending she is….

Either way, I don’t find these hot…if anything the idea of pregnancy is actually pretty fucking vile…but you may…since the two of you who visit this site are probably virgins who find anything that has to do with sex hot…even the polluted womb biproduct of it…

Posted in:Ali Larter