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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Aug

Hilary Duff has Rough Hockey Sex of the Day

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Some people like to fuck doggystyle, Hilary Duff likes to fuck Hockeystyle, and those of you who aren’t Canadian and not familiar with Hockey players or their homosexual tendencies, it goes a little something like this, bitch gets thrown to the ground and the lockeroom of men take turns entering her, until they race with each other to shower her in cum, before giving each other high fives in the shower together, laughing about how they taught that bitch a lesson, without realizing how fucking gay the shit was….It goes back to their early hockey days when their molesting coaches urged them to shove hockey sticks up new recruits in the least gentle of ways….

So it’s nice to know Hilary Duff likes to get banged the fuck up while getting banged the fuck up…no matter how gay it may be for her billionaire Leon’s Furniture heir Pro hockey playin’ husband….

Good Times….

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2010

Aug

Beyonce’s Fat Pig Who Likes Fried Chicken Titties aren’t in a Bra of the Day

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Beyonce is a pig but at least her lifetime supply of Popeye’s Chicken (
NO RACIST ) she got back when she was still in Destiny’s Child, before she had to prove to the world that she was better than them by doing some solo shit, is that the jacked up chicken, fucked with her hormones and now she’s finally got tits of her own….tit she doesn’t bother wearing a bra with…cuz they might just be implants…since her partner Kelly Rowland went that route, but she’s so thick, we’d never really know….all I do know is that Jay Z looks like he’s losing his mind now that he’s forced to hang out with the bitch, cuz he just married her for publicity….not to actually hang out with the cunt…cuz he’s Jay Z and motherfucker can get girls who aren’t useless Beyonce…

Here she is in a bikini…maybe you’ll never see pigs fly, but today you’ve just seen pigs in a bikini and you didn’t even have to go to a weird backwoods farm and visit a weird backwoods man….

These are awesome quality…but luckily Beyonce isn’t the kind of girl you’d want to see in high definition…

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2010

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I get distracted easily…I spent most of my day at the bus station trying to sneak onto various buses to see where I’d end up, but for some reason these fuckers have a system down so that people with no tickets don’t get through the doors, which is probably a good thing, cuz this is Canada and I probably would have just ended up in the middle of the fucking woods, but instead I got to spend the day with my new friends, who consisted of a couple of teen runaways dying their hair, a few drunks, a few natives, who I now call my family…

Here are my stepLINKS….

This Just In: Karissa Shannon Made a Sex Tape With Heidi Montag
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Betty White Continues To Show These Young Hos How It’s Done
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40 Pics of Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits
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Annalynne McCord Flashes Pussy
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Your Monday Live Sex Show Right In the Comfor Of Your Own Home
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Ain’t Nothing Wrong With Christina Hendricks’ Tits
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The 20 Hottest Softball Players Ever
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BBC Newscaster Tasmin Khan Leaked Topless Pics
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And More of Taylor Momsen Being a Baby Whore
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Marina and Her Self Shots
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Brooke and Her Striptease
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Slumer Party Turns into Lesbian Party Really Fast – VIDEO
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Jesus Christ, and I Thought I Was Fucking Fat
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Kate Gosselin Channels Her Inner Rock of Love Whore
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Wardrobe Malfunctions – A Gallery
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Drunk Man Versus Hill – VIDEO
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Super Mario Beatbox – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Raquel Reign
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Mmmmmm Holly Peers
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Christina and Eufrat Get It On
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Rachel Bilson Bikini Pics
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Guess Whose Accidental Overdose Wasn’t an Accident?
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MAXIMUM PARENTING FAIL
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Hilary Duff Just Because
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Paris Hilton Hate Kim Kardashian
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Pussy Rub on a Chair – VIDEO
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And More Holy Peers – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson is Looking Kinda Cute
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Meet Megan Summers
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Web Cam Slut, Huge Rack
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The 25 Sexiest Got Milk Ads of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Melissa is Nude on the Beach
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Some Shots From Cheryl Cole’s Hot New Calendar
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25 Awesome Ninjas
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Crazy Drunk Driver – VIDEO
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Steven Slater – MORE Epic Job Resignations
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Amy Winehouse is Looking Less and Less Like Death Everyday
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Alisha Rubs Ice Cream All Over Her Naked Body
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How To: Make a Video Game Out of a Movie That Doesn’t Suck
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King of the Camel Toe
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BONUS – Rachel Uchitel Showing Off Her Rack At The Beach
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2010

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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I forgot I had a website for most of the day….so here’s some shit going on in the news….a few hours late….

Prostitution Bust in Polk Co., Florida

44 pimps and prostitutes were busted in a Florida police sting

Grandpa Jonas Falls on Stage

While celebrating his 70th birthday on stage with his grandsons at Jones Beach in New York, Papa Jonas took a tumble.

YouTube Deleting Porn Disguised as Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana Videos

Women Protest for Topless Rights in Venice Beach, CA

Women at Venice Beach protested their right to go topless at the beach.

Caught on Tape: Thugs and Security Guard Battle at Medical Marijuana Clinic

Two men were caught on video pulling a gun on security guard at a medical marijuana clinic when the guard fought back.

Dare to Bare it All, Go Topless Protest

A topless protest was held in Austin Sunday. Noted as National Go-topless Day, several dozen protesters took to Congress. Those in attendance say it is unconstitutional for men to be able to go topless but women cannot.

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2010

Aug

Vanessa Minillo in Shorts Pretending to be Wholesome of the Day

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Remember when pictures of this bitch getting fucked by Nick Lachey in a hot tub hit a long time ago? If you don’t, click THIS LINK for a refresher/reminder just to know that despite the fact that this bitch acts like a housewife/homemaker carrying her baked goods around in her little conservative shorts, she’s actually nothing but a grimey little spic whore who likes her pussy filled from the backside by 98 degrees….

Posted in:Vanessa Minillo

2010

Aug

Shauna Sand’s Ass is Still Fuckin’ Up Her Kids in her Bikini of the Day

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Shauna Sand may have a very ugly looking vagina. One that looks like a ball sack that lost it’s balls. She may be a disgusting person. She may be a bottom feeder who didn’t get hugged enough as a kid, or who was molested by her uncle or father and sexualized at a young age, leading to shitty implants and a shitty life as a naked chick from Playboy, something she rode until she decided to ride a homosexual french man in the Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape , and she may be a bad influence on her kids who are going to end up either lesbians or fucked up little whores. But she sure has a good ass for an old lay with a bunch of kids and no matter how tacky, trashy, disgusting smelling or looking a cunt is, a good little ass is a good little ass and that’s really what it all comes down to…

So as she does nothing, rides her low level fame and child support checks from her soap star ex-husband all while wearing stripper shoes and a bikini, I sit here posting pictures of her and I guess that pretty much means she’s the winner and I’m the fucking loser….

And here are her bikini pics…in what seems to be a daily event these days…Goodtimes.

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2010

Aug

Jessica Alba Covered Up and Insecure at a Photoshoot of the Day

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Jessica Alba got booked to do a photoshoot, something she hasn’t really been asked to do for a while, you know since she committed career suicide by becoming a family woman thanks to an arrogance that came from all the constant re-affirmation, and she looks pissed. The paparazzi say it is because her stylist put her in some half naked outfit, an outfit her body probably can’t handle as well as she’d like it to, or as well as it used to and she proves that by walking around covered the fuck up like a fat chick at the waterpark, with a miserable looking face cuz she clearly didn’t win the fight. It’s a rat race out there and if you wanna make money, you gotta step the fuck up and strip the fuck down like the whore that you and your uterus are….

I’m loving these pictures, but that’s just because I love insecure girls, especially when they were the hot chick, like the time I slammed the captain of the high school cheerleading squad, 15 years after graduation, or what I like to call 15 years of getting fat, miserable, down on your luck, broke and pretty much as gutter as possible….but the whole time her sloppy tits slapped against her chin and I lost feeling from my waist down, I knew what she was and what she became and that kind of sad story will always be porn to me…

So here’s an angry Mom Alba bringing back the memories of what once was…..but she shouldn’t be so nervous and miserable…they are obviously gonna photoshop the shit out of her and the only people who have to see her stretch-maked ass and stomach are the poor fools on set….who I hope hate their jobs enough to leak the un-retouched pictures to me…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

Aug

Taylor Momsen is the Slutty Teen of the Day

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Taylor Momsen doesn’t have shit on the real hooker I saw this weekend. She also wore a short skirt, tight outfit, shitty bleached hair, but instead of make-up, bitch had a real rugged “Just got fucked for money” look, and instead of pantyhose, or thigh highs with garters, she had her fishnets tattooed on her legs and I thought that took being a whore to the next fucking level, it was like she accepted this was and always will be her life, while Taylor Momsen is just a clown mocking that for attention, like a kid on Halloween, it is so artificial, it is funny, but at the same time we need to come together and celebrate an underage girl dressed slutty, no matter what the occasion or how lame, boring, pathetic, useless, ugly, fat or stupid she is, because in the end it’s still an underage girl dressed slutty, and that’s always lots of fun to look at….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

Aug

Adriana Lima is a Mom in her Bikini of the Day

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I think it’s got to the point in running this site where I don’t need to really write anything about anyone and you people just know what I am thinking, kinda like a married couple at the diner having breakfast on their 50th wedding anniversary RV road trip, but I will say this, Adriana Lima, whether her body is a little softer and thicker thanks to ill-decisions made because she’s a catholic and doesn’t believe in Plan B, Abortions or Birth Control, she’s still Adriana Lima….and here she is in some real deal at the hotel bikini pictures cuz they are better than the photoshoot pictures we normally see, even if all the retouching on photoshop makes her look better…cuz

That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2010

Aug

Ginger Spice Titty Bounce While She Tries to Stay Fit of the Day

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There’s something amazing about watching a girl jog, it actually is how I spend a lot of my evenings when I have nothing better to do, which is always, cuz there is something incredible about seeing a bitch half naked, her ass squeezed into tight pants, her big tits squeezed into a sports bra, with enough give to let her big titties bounce in every direction as she moves along the street, it’s like she doesn’t realize she’s giving a pornographic show, or that people are watching, cuz she’s just focused on breaking records, which makes following her home a lot easier, except for the whole trying to keep up part….

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