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2010

20

Aug

Shakira’s Ass is Golden of the Day

I was hanging with a black guy the other day and all he kept talking about was how he hates fucking black girls and that Shakira is perfection. It got weird when he started demonstrating her dance to show just how amazing this slut is and I guess any big ass white girl with blonde hair who knows how to jiggle would be perfection to every single black dude in the world, and a whole lot of other dudes…

SO despite Shakira being older, thicker, boring, still flat chested, here she is getting down in her new music video for my new scary friend who really liked her way too much, and the other 100,000,000 people who watched her last video….even if I find the shit kinda dull….it’s still worth checking out…

Posted in:Shakira

2010

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I took the afternoon off because I was flying in private jets to luxury villas where I was greeted by half naked locals eager to suck my dick, and by flying in private jets to luxury villas where I was greeted by half naked locals eager to suck my dick, I mean I had some errands involving taking my wife to the hospital, unfortunately not for an emergency she didn’t survive, but for her disability check I live off of….see her getting examined lead to me spending the day drunk and now I’m back with my stepLINKS…lucky you.

Kelly Brooke and Her Tits Premiere Pirhana 3D
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I Had a Feeling Jennifer Aniston Was a Man and Now That Feeling Has Been Confirmed
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This Sexy Spanish Girl Has The Fattest Ass You’ve Ever Seen (PICS)
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Victoria Silvstedt Flashes Her Cunt
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Because I Know They Are Easy on the Eyes
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Riley Steele’s Shitty Little Pornstar Boobs She Shoulda Never Got
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More of Tila Tequila and Her Tits at the Gathering of the Juggalos
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Sexy Golfer Sara Horn
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Anna Paquin See Through Throwback
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Drew Barrymoe Just Cause
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Say Hi to Kaylani
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And a Little Bit of Ashley
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Peaches and Her Friend Don’t Need a Dick – VIDEO
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This Guy Lives Eats and Drinks Like He’s a Dog and Now I Have Officially Seen Everything – VIDEO
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Model at Midnight: Teresa Lourenco
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I Almost Forgot How Hot Doutzen Kroes Was
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Holy fuck Iron Maiden Knows How to Have a Good Time
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Mmmmmmm Kayden Cross
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Latin Babe of the Day
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Rebecca Creskoff Totally Naked, Totally Hot
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Marlena Shows Her Freaky Side
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Oh Lord Eva Mendes
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And MORE Angelina Jolie
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Katie Price Is Good At Sex, So Says Katie Price
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Lindsay Lohan is Proof That in Hollywood You Just Fail Upwards
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Now THIs is a Kinda of Felicity I Can Get Into
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And MORE Lohan – VIDEO
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Nicola Roberts is Strawberry Blonde
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Amateur Strippers Gallery
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Busty Slut Shakes Big Jugs
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She Can’t Act for Shit But Jessica Alba Can Look Alright When She Wants To
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I Could Tell You But I’d Have to Kill You – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Are My Eyes Decieving Me Or is Pam Anderson Actually Wearing Clothing?
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Guess Who Blake Lively is Probably Boning?
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It’s Nipple Time! – VIDEO
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Stripteae of the Day
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Liz Hurley and Her Big Ol’ Tits
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Playmate Olivia Paige
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9 Fictional Love Triangles Any Guy Wishes He Could Be In
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And Here Some Bangin Titties
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Follow Me!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS BONUS BONUS

Playboy Twin Showing Off Her Playboy Ass in Some Staged Bikini Pictures
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

19

Aug

Svetlana Lazareva in her Cheap Monday Jeans of the Day

Since I am officially a fashion site now. I figure part of my responsibility to you is to introduce you to lesser known models who happen to have a name that everyone I know uses when mocking hot immigrant pussy…especially when they are pulling some pretty pornographic shots that aren’t pornographic cuz they are shot to indirectly promote some jeans company called Cheap Monday…cuz fashion is pornographic, it just the more socially acceptable variety that doesn’t involve penetration, but still features women getting paid to do virtually nothing half naked, just cuz people like the look of them and the fact that they are willing to get down to a variety of nakedness.

Either way, remember this is a Fashion site….I don’t want you guys to get the wrong idea and ruin my chances at Privat Islands and Rolls Royces and Villas in the Mediterranean and whatever else it is that fashion people do.

Posted in:Svetlana Lazareva

2010

19

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens’ See Thru Does Airport Security of the Day

I know that once Disney get their hands off this bitch, all hell is gonna break loose, because I can tell that she pushes her contractual limits as hard as she can, but isn’t an idiot willing to lose all the stupid money she gets paid for a little slutty instinct she’s got deep rooted in her core like so many girls exploited by their parents at a young age by being sold to the Disney Execs to have their way with them in exchange for a fat check, so despite her “nudes” that were leaked back when she was 17 and didn’t know about bikini waxes, but did know about SEXTING and taking the right kind of pictures for her boyfriends, just imagine where experience, not caring about what others think since we’ve all seen her shit, is gonna take this girl…..Here is a see-thru shirt, cuz she’s living on the edge, but in a few years, when Disney is done with her, and her fake relationship with a gay kid is contractually over, I know we’re talking some hardcore porn….I’m already ready for it…

Here’s a little airport porn bonus…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

19

Aug

Eve’s Shitty See Through of the Day

This is supposed to be pictures of Eve. She is the ghetto rapper bitch with paw tattoos on her tits, a tattoo that inspired so many strippers to follow her lead, because like any great ad exec will tell you, the paw print on the tit represents animal instinct of wanting to put your paws all up and down her tits, it’s on some deep psychological level, even if the tits aren’t substantial, it’s like some kind of McDonald’s ad that makes me want to have a Big Mac, only instead of Big Macs, it’s rapper tit….and unfortunately this see thru is so shitty you can’t even see the tattoos that paved the way for some many gutter whores dancing on poles…you can’t see nipple…all you can really see is bra strap and there’s nothing hot about that…unless of course you have an Eve fetish, in which case, you may want to have that shit looked at, cuz that’s just not normal.

Posted in:Eve

2010

19

Aug

Ellen Pompeo Brings the Question of the Day of the Day

Have any of you ever jerked off to Ellen Pompeo?

(cuz I’m having a hard time beleiving anyone ever would, I’ve always found her old and sloppy looking, and she hasn’t really every been featured in slutty situations, other than her whole pregnancy, cuz pregnancy means taking load inside your slut pussy, and even in these almost see through workout clothes she is vile, but I wouldn’t put it past any of you so that is the question of the day, I didn’t ask it cuz I don’t want to know, so answer it)

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo

2010

19

Aug

Alexandra Ella’s Legs Distract Me From Her Weird Fucking Face of the Day

This is a weird looking human…I don’t know who she is…possibly because she’s a weird looking human being…but since I am the information source to all you idiots, I decided to read her IMDB and the only thing I recognized was “Can’t Hardly Wait” where she played the important “Giggle Girl” who was uncredited….cuz everyone was distracted by Jennifer Love’s tits…but the girl does have legs in one of those late night encounters where you want to get off with another person cuz you are alone and crave human contact…and have limited options but figure you can focus on her good body parts to distract you from the mangled accidented face….

Here she is showing off leg at some event, where she wasn’t hired to scare the kids, but could have been….

Posted in:Alexandra Ella

2010

19

Aug

Diora Baird’s Prosthetic Nipple in Night of the Demons of the Day

Do you remember Diora Baird? I don’t. It turns out that she was that bitch in Wedding Crashers that everyone freaked out over cuz she has fat tits, but who never really made much of a comeback since. It also turns out that Posts Cleavage Pics on Twitter to Gain Followers and who got fully topless in some Terry Richardson looking photoshoot , so I know them tits are alright….

Her new breakout role is some horror flick called Night of Demons, this is the exclusive trailer that isn’t exclusive to me but to the site I stole it from, cuz like a pirate, I take what I want, you see some titty for half a second, and if you’re horny enough, that’ll be good enough, kinda like memories of the days we all jerked off to scrambled porn.

Unfortunately, the tits in the trailer aren’t her actual tits, they are prosthetics, but some of you creeps may be into prosthetics, but in the event you don’t read my posts or click my links…here are the real deal.

Posted in:Diora Baird

2010

19

Aug

Shauna Sand’s Dirty Trash Can Ass Still In Her Bikini of the Day

The one constant in my life is that Shauna Sand bikini pictures will one surface at least once a month.

I wonder if Shauna Sand dates all these pretty-boy gay looking male prostitutes because they prostitutes and will escort anyone who pays them enough, because there’s no reason other than money that anyone, gay or straight would have sex with her, especially after the release of her Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape where her performance was lazy at best, maybe because her plastic surgery makes it hard for her to move, or maybe her anorexia makes it hard for her to muster up the energy, or maybe she figures she’s paying a motherfucker, she might as well lay there and enjoy it…and luckily for them her hard face and pussy that looks like the “after” pictures of a testicular cancer patient, something they can relate to, cuz at least it looks like it once had testicles in it, but more importantly she probably just lets the fuck her up her dirty ass to pretend she’s a dude to get through it…I just know it should be featured on the next season of Dirty Jobs….but I guess none of that matters, cuz she’s clearly a very good family woman, who takes her kids out on her really creepy sexual escapades with young men, but makes time for them to watch her hump the motherfucker in the water….a winning formula for a successful upbringing…

Here she is at a costume change….

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2010

19

Aug

Laura Linney Titty on The Big C of the Day

The Big C is apparently a TV show about a woman with terminal cancer. Sounds fun, maybe I’m just saying that cuz I hate my wife and can’t wait for the day I get that news.

It got a record number of viewers when it premiered on Monday. Precious is on it, I think her role is the cancer eating fat kid who eats everything that comes her way, saving the fucking day after eating one of Laura Linney’s breasts off, cuz it was the closest thing that fatness could find to fried chicken….but then again maybe their ideas for the show aren’t quite on the same page as mine…so while I think about obese zombies from the projects who cure cancer…you can watch this clip of this bitch Laura Linney, who you may remember from the instant 1995 classic “Congo”, flashing a little nipple on the show

Posted in:Laura Linney