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2010

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Guess what time it is….that’s right…get drunk and sodomize unsuspecting girls with your fingers at busy bars, stores and friday night hotspots before getting escorted out….but before I go…here are my stepLINKS cuz like a person with OCD, I gotta do this before doing that…I’m weird like that…

Heidi and Spencer are Releasing a Sex Tape – That Is Gonna Be Huge…Even though Expected, a Little Late, and Against their Bullshit Christian Bullshit…
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Katy Price is a Shiney Whore
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It’s Almost as Good as Live Sex, And If I Were You I Would Take What I Could Get
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Anna Paquin Short Shorts
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The Hottest Sports Fans from the Biggest Party Schools in the Country
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Ivanka Trump Bikini Body
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Drew Barrymore is Everywhere Lately and Even Tho Her Film Sucks, Shes Easy to Look At So Whatever
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Cat Makes Sitting at the Desk Look Like One Hell of a Time
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I Can’t Tell If This is a Clit or a Dick – VIDEO
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This is Delightfully Smutty and That’s All I Have to Say About That
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Consuelo Adler is Lingerie
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This Should Be a Fucking Ad For Condoms I Swear to Go – VIDEO
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And Now, The Worst Guns and Roses Cover EVER – VIDEO
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Nasty Girl Lights Her Fart on Fire – VIDEO
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I Love a Nice Black and White Set
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When Bullfights Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Mandy and Julie Get It On
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Anna Maria Perez is Jailbait
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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The Photoshop Awards: Montana Fishburne’s Ass On “As Is” Magazine
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A Little Rihanna, Just Because
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Courtney Love is Going Insane Live on Twitter
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Sandee is in the Park Lookin Hot
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Mmmmm Charlize Theron
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Tila Tequila Isn’t Looking Completely Gross For Once
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TRIPLETS TRIPLETS OMGOMG!
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Hilary Duff Has Seen Better Days
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Cheerleader Tryout Secrets – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jennifer Aniston Said Retard and Now Everyone Hates Her
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Seven Technologies That Are Going to Kill Us All
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More of Taylor Momsen Looking Like a Junkie Whore
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Japanese Navy Recruitment Ads Versus US Ones – VIDEO
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Masterbating Hottie on the Couch
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Britney Conjures Gless Inspired Lesbian Sex Fantasies
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Erica Campbell – VIDEO
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Top 5 Wierd and Awesome Vending Machines
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

20

Aug

Natalia Vodianova for Forum 2011 Campaign of the Day

Since I am a fashion site that links to porn sites and not a porn site that links to fashion sites cuz fashion sites make bank and porn sites make bank…but sites that somehow manage to float in the middle of the two make fucking nothing…so repackaging the shit was needed…here are some pictures of Natalia Vodianova, a model, in black and white pictures with some colorful cumshot effect, for the new Forum campaign, not that I know what forum would be, but I do know that this bitch is a well-liked communist who escaped being a mail-order bride and instead became an expensive model, but more importantly, that this campaign looks like some softcore porn sex scene I watched late night, and there’s nothing wrong with that…other than a lack of pussy lip and penetration….which I guess is a huge thing wrong with that….

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova

2010

20

Aug

Kelly Brook is Really Popular of the Day

My big regret with this bitch is that 5 or 6 years ago, when I started the site, I didn’t reach out to her and book her for a photoshoot back when she was affordable and desperate. A photoshoot that would have lead to marriage, kids and the possible good life she’s getting now, because there was a time when this bitch wasn’t all over the media, but instead was getting fucked by celebrity cock on the downlow and 500 dollars would have got her tits in my face for the site.

Unfortunately, I don’t spot talent very well, cuz I never predicted this happening. Especially not now in her old age, I was convinced she was just going to fade off like all the other attractive, busty, UK trash in cheap lingerie, but instead she pulled the right moves, got the right management, and now people talk about her every fucking day like she matters…which she doesn’t…but I guess her tits kinda do…cuz they are big…and being oppressed in this outfit like a black man in the 1950s…ok, enough of this nonsense…let’s focus on the real issues like why she is wearing the same shirt as Ashley Tisdale (scroll down)…how embarrassing.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

20

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Hides her Ugly Face of the Day

If you read the site, you will know that after seeing Ashley Tisdale smiling at last year’s teen choice awards, for winning best female performer, or something equally paid off for and stupid sounding, I felt a need to prove the world that she’s not the best at anything, and put her in her ugly girl place, cuz there’s one thing I hate in the world, and that’s ugly chicks who think they are hot…

So we’ve established in our “Ugly Watch” that she’s got a busted up face, despite the plastic surgery, she looks seriously inbred….I know we’ve succeeded cuz she’s covering the fuck up now, so no one can be tainted by her disgustingness and so everyone can focus on her body, something she works really hard to maintain, but despite all her efforts leaves her with a boring looking ass…

I won’t be happy til Tisdale is too scared to leave her house. So the ugly watch continues….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2010

20

Aug

Tila Tequila’s Crazy Tits of the Day

Don’t get me wrong, I love when a useless whore I can’t stand gets beat the fuck down as much as the next guy, but it annoys me when a useless whore I can’t stand is playing up the fact that she got beat down, even though she didn’t get beat the fuck down, cuz it gets her on TV….it makes me want to see her get taken out back and shot like Old Yeller for being broken and wasting all our fucking time…

When is this bitch going to release a sex tape already. It has been her calling for a long fucking time and she’s been ignoring it because she’s done pretty good without it, but the time has fucking come to step up and stop the yard and the fact that she has no shame means it’s on its way…and finally I’ll be able to like her for the midget, asian, fake tit, cunt who once gave me free vodka she is….

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2010

20

Aug

Whitney Port Does Retirement Right of the Day

Unfortunately, I have to say I respect this girl not for retiring gracefully from the limelight after her overrated piece of shit show got canceled….but for retiring skinny. There are just too many retired bitches with grey hair, sloppy bodies, saggy tits, into baking and taking afternoon nap, early bird specials and knitting….while this bitch just walks around in silky shorts with eating disorder legs that are pornographic to me….not because Whitney Port is pornographic to me…but because eating disorders are…since they prove my contribution to the world by calling every bitch fat…is slowly getting these twats insecure enough to do something about it…if anything people like me are modern day Richard Simmons, but a lot less fun to look at….

Posted in:Whitney Port

2010

20

Aug

Kim Kardashian Tits at her own Premiere of the Day

I guess the one thing good about Kim Kardashian, is that she knows how to get attention….sure it’s pretty fucking obvious behavior that every slut knows at a young age, pretty elementary level behavior that the girl who used to stuff her bra in the sixth grade could have strategized with her on, but I guess we are very elementary level people, cuz I know tits, cleavage, fucking on camera, round asses, bikinis and everything that makes this lazy bitch known get my attention…and the fact that her useless, nobody, talentless, man face is known proves it gets the attention of a whole lot of other people too…

So here she is working as hard as she can work for everything she’s got….pornstars don’t deserve this kind of success. You can all blame Ryan Seacrest for this….

Here are some of the other sluts at the event….

What the fuck is goin on with this one….how do people like this exist and why aren’t I hanging with them….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

20

Aug

Kristen McMenamy is Some Model With Nudity of the Day

Reminder. This site is a fashion and entertainment site. I post models and their nipples to showcase the clothing they are wearing and the craftsmanship that went into said clothing. I also do it to celebrate artistic vision, clever photography, proper framing and use of lighting, but most importantly to celebrate nipple and the sluts they are attached to willing to get topless for a little more or to get ahead in their competitive world of bitches who hardly work and get overpaid.

Posted in:Kristen McMenamy

2010

20

Aug

Snooki’s Sloppy Ass Tells Stories of the Day

When I look at asses shaped like this, and bodies shaped like this, and faces shaped like this, and legs shaped like this- I find it hard to believe the cunt this is attached to has made it in the world. It makes me question what is wrong with our world, when pussy this dumpy gets ahead. Not that Jersey Shore is actually “making it” or “getting ahead” but it’s a hell of a lot further along that any of the drunk idiots I know…including myself…and that depresses me…There is nothing appealing about this slob. If anything it is fucking vile and sure, I get she does it for laughs cuz she’s a joke, like the clown that she is, but I don’t think that’s not enough to warrant a bitch getting paid the way Snooki does….MTV must die for polluting us with these people….

Posted in:Snooki

2010

20

Aug

Jennifer Aniston in her Tight Dress of the Day

I love how Jennifer Aniston has maintained her body all these years. Sure there may be a whole lot of SPANX under this dress, but when your husband rejects a family with you and runs off with a hotter bitch, it probably does enough damage to make you step up your fucking game….but despite all her effort, she still can’t convince a dude to stick around for more than a few weeks, cuz clearly there’s something wrong with her personality….or maybe just her uterus…either way she just sucks….

Here are some Upskirt Pictures I missed yesterday cuz I suck at the Internet and drink too much…I think this is just Jennifer Aniston’s uterus’ way of crying for help….you know someone to impregnate it cuz Aniston’s not doing a good enough job getting it knocked up on its own…she just kept getting left hanging…so the pussy had to step in and try to make moves cuz they are running out of time….

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston