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2010

18

Aug

The Chick From the OC My Friend Wanted to Fuck of the Day

I never saw this girls appeal. I remember watching the OC to take notes I’d bring with me to the bar in efforts to seduce the college girls, a strategy that actually worked a few times and got me some college pussy pushed up against my mouth in a bar bathroom, sure she was passed out, puking and her dress was hiked up, but I can only assume her underwear didn’t push itself to the side on their own. She totally wanted it, despite her reaction when she came to that led me to being kicked out….but that’s not the point.

The point is that this dude bluecollar Mark who I used to watch the show with cuz he was into running the same game as me at the dollar drink college party loved Samaire Armstrong and I just thought she was boring, had stupid lesbian hair… but she was his dream girl, so when I saw this I felt I should do this post for him….not cuz I ever liked the dude, but cuz that’s all that comes to mind when I see this third or fourth tier OC star.

Posted in:Samaire Armstrong

2010

18

Aug

Blake Lively’s Legs of the Day

There was a time when I couldn’t tell the difference between the gossip girls. I would just call them the gossip girls…but that time has come and gone and now I still can’t tell the bitches a part, but when shit is labeled properly, I don’t mind giving this Blake Lively one the respect she deserves cuz she gives me legs and sometimes legs are enough for me to forget that I hate everything she is a part of career-wise, espescially her low grade, back alley foot fetish model who was pretty much a shitty pornstar from a group home cuz her mom was a whore who taught her how to suck dick to the top…if being on Gossip Girl is the top…which for a trashy whore I guess it is….not that I wanted this post to be about the other one…cuz I like that this one is getting all the glory….and I just realized I just did a whole post rambling about Gossip Girl like I was some kind of teenage girl…and maybe I do it cuz I like teenage girls…and it gives us some common ground…but really…who cares…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

18

Aug

Christina Ricci Hard Nipples of the Day

I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery cuz her big tits made her look fat and girls don’t like looking fat. The consequence of having breast reduction surgery so that she didn’t look fat was not only great shaped tits but also that her nipples became the most sensitive, hardest little things around. She went from having this massive saucer-sized nipples that couldn’t get hard, to these perfect, porn magazine strength nipples that even in the middle of summer in a padded bra the fuckers would be standing at full attention, like a teenage boy after a long and bumpy bus ride before having to stand in front of his class and give a presentation….only much more fun to look at….it got to the point where the bitch just stopped wearing bras, bought a few lightweight tee shirts and made a spectacle of her newly shaped tits, because she wanted to get her tits some positive attention, since everytime she took off her shirt the mangled scars she was left with scared off dudes cuz it was kinda like getting down with a burn victim, only an anchor shaped scar version….

So I guess we should all be happy Christina Ricci, another bitch who got breast reduction to look skinny during an anorexic phase is just showing off some hard nipple instead of the mangled mess she’s hiding under that dress….a totally unnecessary mangled mess cuz her big tits were all she was good for…

Posted in:Christina Ricci

2010

18

Aug

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Have Sex of the Day

Here’s the kissy-kissy trailer for some Darren Aronofsky movie where Natalie Portman is fighting to take the lead role in some NYC production of Swan Lake, only to be upstaged by Mila Kunis who the company director falls for, and some how they end up fucking or at least kissing, in some lesbian fatal attraction cuz girls are crazy and catty and hate each other despite pretending to be best friends in insanity that would make me quit ballet all together, but I just can’t cuz it is so pornographic, you know these ballet bitches in all their flat chested, flexible, little body in a leotard riding their cunt glory, with their communism and mail order bride status are just too hard to resist…but if they really wanted this movie to succeed, it should have be set on a resort during spring break, no one cares about ballet, not even people who do ballet, they are just looking for a ticket to America.

Seriously, boring. But Mila Kunis is a dream – so it all works out in the end.

Posted in:Natalie Portman

2010

18

Aug

Victoria Silvstedt Picks Her Whore Ass of the Day

I find it funny that I get hate mail cuz I hate this washed up Playboy bitch who hasn’t done anything relevant since the 90s. It’s like virgin losers just can’t let go of the pussy they once jerked off to. I get that she’s got 90s sex appeal and that if I was into that look in the 90s, I probably would have liked her, I just generally avoid these obvious cunts who are crying for attention. I like my pornstars to be the “sleepers” or the girls you’d never expect to like licking asshole while taking your cum on their face….

I find it funny that these virigins get made at me for calling her a whore, when she’s pretty much made the last 5 years possible thanks to a being the public mistress to some midget Greek Billionaire you woulda thought was a circus performer before striking gold. When it’s pretty obvious the only pussy he gets is paid for….

I guess it just reminds me that the people in the world just aren’t well at least not mentally…..But at least she’s done her creepy fans a service by keeping her end of the deal and maintained this body well into her 40s.

So here she is picking her whore ass cuz whore asses need to get picked a lot more often than non-whore ass due to rash and other inconveniences that come with the job of selling her motherfucking body….and remember girls, you can have this life too, all you need is some hair bleach and some 5,000 dollar tits…it really is that easy…

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Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2010

17

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like I’ve already posted this stepLINKS picture and I probably have. They all kinda look the same and it’s just impossible for me to keep on top of them….I am not a secretary who is good at filing…especially not when the hottest girl ever just added me to facebook. Sure she may be a fake profile, but when I don’t have to do the stalking and they just come to me, I feel like I’ve kinda made it. Now I’m gonna go talk dirty to myself while staring at her pics…and you can click my links to entertain your stupid self.

Montanna Fishburne Gets Written Off by Laurence Fishburne Cuz No One Uses Their Real Name in Porn
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Heidi Montag’s Dr. Frankenstein is Dead
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Rock It Grandma – VIDEO
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Because Sluts Round Here Are a Plenty
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Sexy Aerobics – VIDEO
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Shanna McLaughlin Pics: The Playboy Playmate and UCF Fan Causes a Stir
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Daisy Lowe Panty Upskirt
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Angelina Jolie is Looking Good
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Hey There Melissa
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Euro Teen Gets Freaky With a Vibrator – VIDEO
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You Know I Gotta Admit That Amy Winehouse Is Cleaning Up Not Half Bad
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A Little Vanessa Hudgens Anyone?
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Kat Von D Might Be Boning Jesse James
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Sex Toys Anyone?
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Gotta Love Some Vagina
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Tina B in Black and White
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Holly Peers Showing Off Her Massive Cans
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Get a Load of Luna
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Slumdog Millionaire Slumdog See Thru
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Ashley Greene @ Wet Republic Pool MGM Grand in Vegas
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Who says Curvey Chicks Aren’t Hot
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Madonna is Not Looking Like Death Once
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Eva Longoria is Looking Hot
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Ke$ha is Fucking Disgusting
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Kaylin Ryan Gallery
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Jennifer Aniston Gallery
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Abbey Brookes is Looking Good
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Hot Chick, Big Tits
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Kim Kardashian’s Insane Cleavage
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The 25 Bustiest British Glamour Models
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mel B is Lookin Hot Lately
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Girl Versus Trampoline – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Chantelle Houghton is Topless
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Masterbating in the Mirror – VIDEO
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Tess Taylor Arlington Gallery
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Now That’s a Girls Ass Alright
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Let’s Finish Off With Natalie Marie
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Some Lingerie Model Doing Lingerie Model Things in Video
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More HBOobs – This Time Rebecca Creskoff Fully Naked in HUNG
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

17

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some stories that are standing out in the news…

German Pop Singer Gave Boyfriend HIV
A German Pop Singer is accused of knowingly infecting an ex-boyfriend with HIV

Man may have faked death to avoid trial
SALEM, Mass. – Massachusetts authorities are searching for a man they say faked his death to beat charges of driving without a license.

Man used webcam to peep into homes
BROOKLINE – Police arrested a man for allegedly pointing a webcam into the windows of homes.

Man Accused of Soliciting Teen Online
Friday the 13th was an unlucky day for a Houston man who prosecutors say wanted to have sex with a minor.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

17

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in Flare of the Day

This is a fashion site. Get that into your heads. This is not some waste of space smutty blog written by some hack pervert who just wants girls to send
in nude pictures and who does it by seducing them with his most vile stories…this is a fashion site…Tell Rolex, Crown Royal, Johnny Walker and all other brands that you are rich and you come here to see the latest in the fashion industry….cuz this is a fashion site.

I figure the more I repeat it, the more people will believe it, and the next thing you know I’ll be island hopping instead of dive bar hopping.

Here’s Doutzen Kroes in too much clothes in Flare’s September issue….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2010

17

Aug

HBOobs of the Day

HBO continues to make TV worth watching because they show tit and a show without tit is a show I can’t bother sitting through. Sure, I think the success of HBO is good, cuz it proves that people like tit on TV and I am sure when they get bigger and stronger, more networks will start stepping in the fuck up, meaning that one day, my dream of seeing Kelly Rippa diddling her twat while interviewing some Disney star may come true….I think the internet has proven that as a people we like smut and if TV wasn’t such bitches to their advertisers, then maybe good things will happen, not that seeing Sasha Grey Naked is really exciting, but I guess a pornstar on TV naked is a far cry from a pornstar in a bootleg video you bought from some dude who smells like stale cum years ago.

We are making progress….

So here’s a bunch of clips from True Blood, Entourage and Hung featuring people like Sasha Grey, Anna Paquin, Kate Luyben, Tiffany Taylor, and Jessica Kramer…half are actors, the other half porn stars on various levels…

I realize most of you have already seen these clips, cuz most of you watch this shit, but I don’t, so it’s new to me and that’s all I have to say about that….

Emanuelle Chriqui – Entourage

Sasha Grey (I hate her attempt at going mainstream. She is over-hyped garbage) – Entourage

Jessica Kramer (another pornstar/penthouse pet you’ve already seen naked) – Entourage

Anna Paquin – True Blood

Tifany Taylor Dyking Out- True Blood

Kate Luyben – True Blood

Posted in:HBO

2010

17

Aug

Eva Longoria’s Shitty Little Kid Tits of the Day

I know 12 year olds at the local pool who have better tits than this. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t check out 12 year olds on a sexual level, I just have eyes and they have bikinis on. I also don’t hate small tits, I just don’t like when they look pubescent, like the little bee stings I didn’t find hot back when I was in elementary school, and that I don’t find hot now, especially on a grown woman….

Seriously, I don’t know if I am getting my point across properly. I love small tits. I have cum on flat chested girls, a-cup girls, b-cup girls, E-cup girls, and I’ve got no issue with small tits, there’s just something weird going on here as the shit is jacked up on her chest, whether from the bra or the shirt or just shitty tits…but I figure I had no choice but to post this weirdness…esepecially since it’s on a bitch who should be stripping or cleaning hotel rooms and not a Hollywood star making Mexicans look bad…or at least look awkward cuz these tits aren’t right…they are fucking strange.

Posted in:Eva Longoria