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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

16

Aug

Denise Richards in Some Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some staged bikini pictures of Denise Richards because she’s an attention whore with fake tits and a very weird looking, modified face. I guess she made a deal with the paparazzi cuz she felt the media wasn’t talking about her attention craving ass enough…and really I think she looks like some kind of half naked clown…serioulsy, this face is the kind of shit that nightmares are made from and the only thing it reminds me is that she’s an insecure nothing….which usually means she’s an easy fuck…at least she will be when she hits rock bottom…which is gonna happen….cuz it always does for these useless cunts known for being hot a decade and a half ago…

These could be old…but she still looks like a cartoon character and I think we all need to reflect on this weirdness…it’s like a science experiment that has gone totally wrong.

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2010

16

Aug

Cameron Diaz in the Shittiest Quality Bikini Pictures Ever of the Day

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Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz that could really be pictures of anyone because they are so fucking blurry. Seriously, this shit is worse than when I take pictures of the girl in the building across the street changing on my ghetto camera phone that doesn’t work, hoping to archive the amazingness, while really ending up with nothin’ but shit.

So they claim this are Cameron Diaz…I have no idea if that is true or not…but here are the rest of the pictures if you are still holding onto the past like so many others….cuz you haven’t realized this bitch is 40 years old….

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2010

16

Aug

Mischa Barton Working on her Own Reality Show of the Day

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When you hit rock bottom and you were once a celebrity, you really have limited options of what you can do. Either you kill yourself from a drug overdose, or you get a reality show. Both are equally depressing, but one is a little less fatal…leaving you hope that maybe one day it will all turn around…even if it takes making a total mockery of yourself…while pretending to be working…when really you’re just doing the same nothing you do everyday…only idiots feel compelled to watch it…cuz your shitty life is substantially better than their shitty life cuz you were on a TV show for a minute…

So apparently Mischa Barton thinks her life is interesting enough to follow and she is in the process of filming a pilot of her own reality show called “Smells like Garbage, Tastes like Sewage, Looks Unwashed and Bloated” cuz that’s really what her life has become….

Seriously, what the fuck is going to happen in her show…are we gonna watch her eat donuts, not shower, sit on her couch, get high and cry about the good OC Days….

There is nothing interesting about her, and maybe that’s the hook….and I guess who really cares…I just gotta say the obvious, a sex tape woulda been a better strategy…

The whole thing is stupid.

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2010

16

Aug

Eva Longoria Lovin Big Black Cock of the Day

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Eva Longoria likes black cock because she’s got a big vagina…it is big because she had to use it so that her little immigrant Mexican ass didn’t end up cleaning hotel rooms, but instead ended up staying in hotel rooms, and all the abuse she put it through left her numb enough that the only thing she can feel is something the size of a baby’s arm….or maybe I am wrong, and she is just like every other bitch I know who is looking to get off and not for a support system, who isn’t racist but who views black dudes sexual animals who’s sole purpose is to fuck the shit out of them properly….that feels so wrong and so right all at the same time…you know, it is the resason Black on Blonde born was invented….that shit isn’t for white dudes, it’s for dirty pig women with fantasies…that Eva Longoria is living out cuz she married the motherfucker to have his dick on call…

Here are her legs…watching a basketball game…something I am sure she finds to be a very erotic experience….and that’s probably why she keeps crossing and un-crossing her legs…you now cuz she doesn’t want the wetness to cause a rash….

Either way, here is some tainted meat for you idiots who used to think she was the hottest fucking thing.

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2010

16

Aug

Jessica Alba Looks Sloppy When She Plays with Balls of the Day

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Not only has this bitch pretty much killed her career and sex appeal while she was at her peak, but now, she’s not even trying to get the male attention that made her who she is and that helps her afford to pay her shitty fucking kid’s way. I don’t know what kind of message she’s trying to teach the kids, but it has a lot to do with giving up and putting no effort in whatsoever, hoping one day things will turn around, but when they don’t and she’s broke, she’ll always have the sex tape to fall back on, cuz even in 20 years we’d all watch that shit, even if we forget who Jessica Alba is, something I think is probably going to happen…at least that’s what this “on her period but wearing white pants anyway cuz at least it brings my boring life excitement now that I am lazy pig of a girl” outfit is screaming….

Either way, she’s playing with balls, not necessarily the balls you’d like to want to see, but I’m sure that day will come…you just gotta be patient and she’s gotta be desperate…it will happen…it always does…

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2010

16

Aug

Rihanna Needs to Change her Clothes of the Day

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I have seen the same pictures of Rihanna grabbing her nasty pussy from the last 6 months.

It’s like bitch can’t afford a new costume for her stupid stage show, like so many strippers before her, and this one trick pony is on fucking repeat, doing the same dancing monkey act from town to town, without fluxuating the shit in any fucking way, cuz that would require actual work, when it’s just easier to be a pawn who is making a hell of a lot of people a hell of a lot more money than she’s making herself….

But compared to her Bajan friends, she’s doin’ alright, cuz they wear the same outfits everyday too, only they don’t get paid stupid money to, they just do it cuz they can’t afford to buy anything else…..so I guess I get where she’s coming from….but I still think she’s should at least get this shit in another color or something, cuz the 3 people who like jerking off to Rihanna cuz they haven’t got annoyed of her despite her being played the fuck out, need some variety when new pics of her pussy grabbing stage show surface….Seriously fucking dull.

She needs to be dropped off on the island to see how the girls there fend for themselves and how they grab their pussies for white tourists to get ahead, she needs to get a little perspective and remember the effort it took to get where she is today…..cuz she’s lost that…she’s done gone got lazy…

Change your fucking clothes…..you fucking pig…

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2010

16

Aug

Maryna Linchuk in Vogue Germany of the Day

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Here is my fashion post of the day to remind you that as long as there are tits in fashion photography, magazine spreads and campaigns…cuz models are nothing more than very high paid strippers and whores lookin’ for the good life and willing to do anything for it…cuz they realize that it’s better than actually holding down a real job….I am a fashion site…So if you work for Mercedes Benz, Rolex, Cartier and any other high end companies, you should let them know that DrunkenStepfather is taking over the fashion world and that they need to advertise her…cuz I want the good life too….

So here are some pictures from Vogue Germany, a country that has come a long way since the Nazis but hasn’t quite embraced it’s innovation to Scat porn…..and I actually have a funny story about Vogue Germany…cuz 20 years ago I used to know a dude who was living here with his Aunt because his mother was this self involved Vouge editor who loved herself and cocaine and his entire childhood she would make him fuck her….cuz she thought it was better to have something she created inside her than another faceless man….and let me tell you…dude was pretty fucked up because of it….unfortunately a true fucking story….but it just proves how tapped into the fashion world I am….

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2010

16

Aug

Jenny McCarthy is Too Old for this Shit of the Day

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Shouldn’t Jenny McCarthy be saving autism out of guilt for the drug use and party lifestyle that tainted her uterus enough to have a retard baby….and not spending her time showing off her old boxed up body and her old big horse head face, things that should be covered the fuck up, but luckily her 15 year old titties save the day and give me something worthwhile to look at…because we get it, she did Playboy 20 years ago…and has been riding it ever since. Useless.

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2010

16

Aug

Lily Allen’s Disgusting Legs Ruin My Teenage Pregnancy Fetish of the Day

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I am disappointed in myself. Back when Lily Allen had her abortion the last time she was pregnant but told the media she miscarried, I had a lot of fun making abortion jokes and laughing at her….

When she got twitter and saw she was on it I took advantage of the opportunity to make abortion jokes to her directly, just to make sure she heard them all…

So I should have been on more on top of her uterus, and reacted quicker to this, but the reality is that she’s always had a body sloppy enough for me to confuse for being in the first trimester.

I also haven’t really heard anything about Lily Allen the last year or so, cuz she is an insignificant one hit wonder who had a little staying power, but who is still a fucking nobody….but I guess now she’s got an excuse for being a fat and lazy pig of a girl…I mean until she “miscarries” cuz the relationship goes sour like last time…but I guess we all deserve second chances…even after murdering our baby to be cuz it wasn’t convenient and she’s a rich spoiled brat who has the option to re-shape destiny, unlike my black and hispanic friends in the projects, who each have 8 kids…but that’s not the point…

The point is that pregnancy is never sexy, unless it is teen pregnancy, and just cuz she’s wearing a school girl outfit, doesn’t mean she’s really tapping into that fetish…

Shit. I wrote too much again. I gotta stop this rambling. It is out of fucking control…

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2010

16

Aug

Blake Lively is Hugging Herself to Cover her Titties of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Blake Lively hugging herself and as a pervert who loves watching girls in various states, whether dressed or undressed doing innocent activities like cooking, cleaning, their laundry through a pair of binoculars, or a little more slutty activities like getting coffee in cleavage shirts, or stripping, or dancing in clubs with no panties on, I know that this move she’s pulling is one I see when bitches leave air conditioned stores on hot summer days, or when bitches who aren’t wearing bras who get stuck in flash rainstorms, and that is the casual pretend to cross your arms to cover up them nipples and that is unfortunate for us, but I guess if you had a creepy motherfucker on your back like that monster over her shoulder, you’d be on the defense too…

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