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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Aug

Anna Kournikova Sucks and Seduction of the Day

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Anna Kournikova is a lot of hype. She was actually the only reason this site ever got traffic cuz I posted some pics of her in a white bikini pulling sand out of the shit and boom instant success I’ve been riding the last 6 years. If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t be living this life of luxury filled with cans of beans and electric bills I don’t have to pay for, cuz I am broke and my wife covers it…actually, I probably would be, I just wouldn’t be wasting my days writing about how a bitch I’ve never met or cared about is lookin’ real boring, so boring I feel compelled to post the pictures and discuss…what it comes down to is that whether this bitch is half naked or doing this sloppy period shit, I still suck at life…

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2010

Aug

Heidi Klum Vacation Bikini Finally Hits of the Day

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I’ve been following Heidi Klum’s vacation, not because I like seeing mom’s doing mom things with their kids, but because I like seeing Heidi Klum do anything. Even with her mom body and retired model slouch that spends it’s days inserting Seal’s forearm sized dick inside her twat, when she’s not chained to the radiator getting shit on, like a good german sex life, instead of being paid too much to be in a bikini, but now…she’s decided to finally get into a bikini for the paparazzi, pretty much for free, when not lookin’ her best, but probably realizing she’s Heidi Klum and already done her fair share of lookin good and that keeping shit up doesn’t matter anymore, cuz she’s still Heidi Klum and I have a feeling she’s right….

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2010

Aug

Taylor Momsen is Showing Off Tit of the Day

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Young girls are sluttier than they’ve been in a long time. I don’t know what it is that makes them horny as fuck at 16, but maybe it was always going down, I just wasn’t aware of it, cuz I was too busy not being someone a 16 year old wanted to show off her solid, tight, little, slutty, body to. You know cuz I was always more the kind of guy who creeped them out and made them not want to be as slutty as they are….I guess I’ll just blame hormones in the food, the Internet, Hip Hop music videos and porn becoming mainstream, making them think that’s where they need to be for guys to notice them, and the whole thing works with me, especially since 16 is legal in Canada, but if I was American and not allowed near this forbidden teenage fruit, I think seeing 16 year olds like Taylor Momsen would drive me crazy knowing it is illegal for me to jerk off on her, because if there is one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that being jailbait makes a girls overall appearance irrelevant…age overrides beauty….it’s like as long as shit is 16 with a willing vagina…the rest doesn’t really matter…as Taylor Momsen proves with her bullshit slutty rocker novelty act that is totally contrived…as are her interviews where she talks about her vibrator being better than real dick…I mean seriously bitch…you’re pretty obvious…but since you’re 16…we’ll look past that and pretty much everything else you do…so long as you show off your body…I am not allowed to complain about you…I am only allowed to want to fuck you…cuz when it comes to young pussy….them’s the rules.

For the real perverts who like the idea of underage girls…here she is at what I call the peak of her relevance…back before Hollywood turned her into a predictable, boring, whore.

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2010

Aug

Leelee Sobieski Tits Distract From her Face of the Day

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I was sitting in the park yesterday because I have nothing better to do with my time, and a group of Jewish girls walked by me. All of them had real big tits on skinny little frames, but 2 out of the 4 of them had faces that didn’t look like they survived an arab suicide bombing…

I don’t know if it was an inbreeding to keep the culture alive situation, but I do know that luckily there are plastic surgeons to fix them up later in life when they are old enough to realize the importance of a face that doesn’t make people want to throw up…after they marry a nice Jewish boy with money to pay for it and the whole thing brought back memories of Leelee Sobieski….

She was one of those Jewish girls who has big old titties, but I don’t remember ever liking her face, and despite her disappearing the last couple years, my opinion of her hasn’t changed. She’s like a youthful Sarah Jessica Parker, with a horse face that only other girls would like, a bad nose and sense of arrogance that she isn’t an ugly little pig who doesn’t eat pig who pisses me the fuck off, and makes me want to cum on her face to teach her a lesson about life doing what ugly girls belong doing…

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2010

Aug

Hilary Duff Shows Off Her Thick Manly Arms of the Day

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Hilary Duff is manning the fuck up…maybe it is for the wedding, but I think it’s more for the relationship. You see, that’s what happens when you date a homosexual hockey player who doesn’t want to be out as a fag but instead wants a young starlet to lure in the teammates her fantasizes about for gangbangs…cuz without her…shit is just gay….instead just gay enough for dude to get his fix without the others knowing…

I have a feeling that she’s not going to lose the chance to have a billionaire heir husband, and if it means bulking up, strappin-on or gluing prosthetic balls on so dude feels comfortable enough to cum while fucking her up the ass from behind…in the end it will be worth it…

So here are some pics of her ripped muscles, cuz her fiance can’t be the only closet case who appreciates a bulky woman to help suppress gayness…Enjoy.

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2010

Aug

Kim Kardashian Almost Falls While Stuffing her Face of the Day

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I’ve always said that Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig and I wasn’t even talking about her sex tape that she gets pissed on in. I was talking about her body and her level of physical fitness, cuz despite her bullshit workout DVD she released a few years ago, I never thought she was anything more than a slob who lay out eating junk food in her underwear all day, she’s just been lucky enough to get her fat to deposit itself in the right place without the sloppy cellulite dents that white people get, but that doesn’t mean she’s not fat…

So here she is, really fucking into her ice cream, stuffing her vile face, so fucking into it that she’s falling all over the place, or maybe her heel is giving out, cuz they don’t make shoes to support that kind of weight…and here are the pics…of her unfortunately not falling and hurting her cunt self…..

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2010

Aug

Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace of the Day

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The photographer behind these pictures is seriously on a mission to ride Lohan to the fucking top, because all of a sudden he’s become popular, all for taking some bullshit promo shots of Lohan in Inferno as Linda Lovelace, and releasing them strategically when Lohan is peaking in the media for her addictions and fake jail time….

He’s not the only person taking advantage of this time in Lohan’s life or the Linda Lovelace role, this shit is all a publicity stunt to try to get her an Academy award like she was Mickey Rourke rags to riches career-wise and I know it’s obvious, but the question is does the rest of the world….

Here she is in what is going to be the role of her lifetime, the one she’s been prepping for by going to jail for….

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2010

Aug

Katy Perry Tits do Rolling Stone of the Day

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When your tits are all you have going for you….and they’ve managed to get you this far along….you might as well give them the spotlight they deserve as a thank you…so I get both Katy Perry and Rolling Stone’s strategy in dressing her like this for the latest issue, cuz really, this is all she is good for….and luckily they photoshopped all the sloppy that comes with these tits…unfortunately they didn’t photoshop on a new head….

On a seriously important sidenote, I am still trying to get the titty fucking pics of her off the dude in Prison, but I’ve had no luck yet.

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2010

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think my internet work that isn’t really work is done for the day….cuz I am bored at staring at the screen hustling useless bitches to send me nudes…but they never do….so here are my stepLINKS cuz at least they have a point….I’m going out drinking…

Katy Perry Tits Are Full of Shit
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Lindsay Lohan is on the Cover of Maxim Because in Americ Getting Drunk and High and Hijacking Cars and Arrested by Police Makes You More Famous and Gets You On the Cover of Magazines….of the Day
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Kelly Brooke and Her Sexy Legs
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Do Yourself a Favor and Take a Peek, Virgin. I Won’t Tell
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25 Hottest Lingerie Football League Campers
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New Orleans Has Some Hot Sluts
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Avril Lavigna Bikini Nip Slip
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Jessica Simpson is Pathetic
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Lilli is on the Couch
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Brooke and Her Southern Hospiality
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Plowed By the Fucking Machine
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Man Robs Wendy’s Drive Thru, Then Calls Later To Complain About The Amount Of $$$ He Stole! – AMAZING
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Annnnnd Here’s Snooki’s Mug Shot
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Beach Volleyball With Miss Belgium Contestants
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Now That’s a Booty Shaker – VIDEO
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Meet Laura Dore
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Alessandra Ambrosio Killing It At The Beach
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Surrender to Milana
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Mmmmmm Sofia Vergara
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Holy fuck, Who Knew Martha Stewart Was Such a Hot Slut When She Was Young?
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Facebook Sluts Anyone
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Some Brooklyn Decker is Always Good
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Here’s More of Lohan Doing Linda Lovelace Promos Even Though She’s Probably Been Replaced
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Monica and Jana Are Pussy Lickers
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Victoria’s Secret Bikini Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Eva Mendes is Looking Good At the Other Guys Premiere
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Say Hello at Tiffany
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Nasty, Nasty Sluts – VIDEO
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Erika Christensen Drops Some Serious Cleavage… Literally
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The 15 Funniest Newspaper Retractions Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I’d Bang Carrie Underwood
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Gay Rage – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Moss is Topless and See Through
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Big Tit Amateurs – GALLERY
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Danni Will Have You California Dreaming
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The 7 Most Interesting Ways the World May Come to an End
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Ohhhhhhh Ashley!
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2010

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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Lots of news today…Maybe posting this is getting idiots inspired to do stupid shit to get famous the real way…not the bullshit hollywood way….so catch up on what’s going on…

Man Arrested for Exposing, Touching Teen at ‘Short Pump’ Movie Theater in VA

Disabled Teen Gang-Raped in Basement

It might just be one of the worst Chicago crimes you’ve probably never heard about. It involves teenagers, charges of kidnapping, and sexual torture– all in a South Side basement.

GA Librarian Fired for Not Calling Police on Masturbating Man

A Doraville, GA librarian was fired for following policy and not calling police when a man was caught masturbating while using one of the library’s computers…you will like when you see the tranny they interview

OH Woman Posed as Teen Boy, Won’t Be Charged w/ Felonies

A 16 year-old girl was upset to learn that a teen boy she dated was really a 31 year-old woman and felony charges were dropped by prosecutors even though the relationship started when she was 15.

Russian Woman Uses Breasts to Paint
A Russian woman in St. Petersburg, Russia uses her chest to paint and is gathering a active following

Caught on Tape: Thief Gets Baking Pan to Head

Caught on Tape: Drunk Cincinnati Woman Calls 911 Four Times Looking for a Date

CA Couple in Jail for Asking Teens for Urine

A Sacramento man and wife are behind bars after asking neighborhood kids for urine so they could be a drug test

Masked man attacks woman with hatchet in Florida

A woman said she was robbed by a masked man with a hatchet this morning. The robber kicked in Tabitha Faulkner’s residence and stole $300.

OH Dad Arrested for Pushing Stroller While Drunk

A Mansfield, Ohio man was arrested for operating a stroller while intoxicated and now he’s asking for forgiveness

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