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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Aug

Panty Pictures to Help Keep Kristin Cavallari Relevant of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is in her underwear which means she’s doing her best to stay relevant now that her only gig has finally dried up…and she knows better than the rest just how hard the real world is cuz she actually tried to run out on her own once before….so stripping down in pictures while people still remember her is critical cuz otherwise she’ll end up stripping on stage for people to help pay her baby formula…but I have a feeling that’ll never happen since she probably has rich parents and that’s how she got on TV in the first place and really I have no idea why I bothered writing all this about some useless cunt who’s cunt I should have already seen in some boring pictures….when I coulda wrote about the young pregnant girl I saw earlier today, or even the security guard pushing 30 with a legit combover, or even about how I wish everyone posted pics of them having sex on twitter and facebook, but instead I did this…I am a disgrace…

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2010

Aug

Amy Winehouse Showing Off Her Fake Tits of the Day

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I don’t really know what these are pictures of, they have something to do with Amy Winehouse pulling an all nighter, that’s probably why she looks a little distraught, even though she always looks a little distraught, that’s what hard drug use does to a bitch, and it’s also what makes a bitch hot, cuz it’s that desperation and near death look and feel that makes a girl feel attainable, throw in some money and some fake tits with a voice like a black slave in the fields and you got yourself a damaged, broken, goldmine you may not want to stick your dick in, but you’d be an idiot not to jerk off all over….and I guess that’s why Amy Winehouse is porn to me and by default so are all pictures of her as she rots away…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Aug

Heidi Klum Eating Ice Cream of the Day

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Knowing that this bitch was the hottest supermodel in the last decade makes these pictures worth looking at, you know cuz watching bitches eat ice cream is one of summer’s naughtiest hobbies…that can get creepier as the age of the girl eating decrease…but knowing that this Heidi Klum tongue action is the very same as the tongue action she uses when eating Seal’s shit off the floor while dressed like a leather clad dog, cuz she’s German and that’s what German’s call foreplay….makes this pictures worth really looking at…you know by putting your whole body into it…if you know what I mean…which you do…

Pics via Fame

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2010

Aug

Dolph Lundgren Still Gets Young Pussy of the Day

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This proves that even if you get work in one movie in your entire career, you will still be able to find young hot groupie pussy decades later…cuz for some reason…the fact that a dude was good enough to be a villain in a Rocky movie makes girls think he is good enough for their pussies…I see this all the fucking time and I never quite grasp it…especially when it’s on a local level and I see some french, fat asshole in a car commercial billboard in bars signing autographs for groups of girls who act like they think they just saw the coming of Christ, only to go home with the motherfucker like he matters cuz he does shit on a local fucking level and that’s pretty much excatly what’s going on in these Dolph Lundgren pics…..

Pics via Fame

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2010

Aug

Some Britney Spears Crazy Nipple of the Day

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It is not Britney porn unless there is Starbucks Frappacino’s in the picture and her nipples are actin’ crazier than her facial expressions which aren’t nearly as crazy as her brain/personality and seeing these pictures just upsets me, cuz I know if she didn’t has as many handlers as she does, she wouldn’t be sedated and she would be producing amazingness, whether it was porn, or just paparazzi video of her doing a puppet show in front of the mirror at a department store, it would be far more life changing than this shit….It’s like they’ve fucked a girl up for money, and now they are trying to pretend shit isn’t fucked up, repressing the goods which takes away from the whole point of fucking them up by making them rich and famous in the first place….serious fucking waste.

Pics via Fame

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2010

Aug

Nicole Richie Showing Off Mom Tit of the Day

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I hate Nicole Richie. I always have. I hung out with her once. She was the cunt you’d expect her to be. This was 5 years ago, but she thought she was amazing and I thought she was an overrated little troll who should never have had the publicity she had…I just couldn’t believe people cared about her wonky inbred looking face…but they did and I guess that gave her the ego to carry on with her useless cunt behavior….

I mean the world shouldn’t be nice to adopted kids with drug addictions and eating disorders who are only relevant for indirectly killing DJ AM by dating his friend the Good Charlotte Sister cuz he had to pull his dick out of his twin brother’s mouth eventually and what easier transition than having babies with this cunt….but for some reason I am digging her little tits in this outfit…I think it’s out of hatred and since she’s blocked me on twitter, the only way I can get thru to her to tell her I am ready for those pussy pics we discussed is by posting this here cuz she reads the site daily…it’s a little known Nicole Richie fact…cuz no one cares to know about Nicole Richie…but she doesn’t grasp that…cuz that’s what happens when you’re spoiled.

Either way, here are the pics of her mom tits…

Pics via Fame

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2010

Aug

Eva Mendes Horrible Sex Tape Joke of the Day

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Here’s another piece of shit joke from Funny or Die that only gets views cuz they use realy celebrities who I want to fuck in their low quality internet video production…like Eva Mendes…who probably has some of my favorite tits in mainstream movies…and who makes this video worth watching cuz the last few seconds bitch is on all fours…enjoy…

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2010

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass in Leggings of the Day

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As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and feel she is a stain on the world….I gotta say she kinda turns me on. I have never seen a dirty little whore rich kid, who has managed to launch a career by letting some black dude piss on her, something few girls let dudes do to them in the first place, let a lone on video that launches her career, but more importantly, I’ve never seen an ass with this kinda shape. Sure, she’s lazy and fat, but fuck would I like her to film her next sex tape on my face, even if shit still smells like stale negro sperm, she’s just got that kinda of spell on me…as long as I don’t look at her over-worked manly face…and that’s all I have to say about that…cuz between you and me…I feel shame in liking these pictures….I’m weak.

Pics via Fame

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2010

Aug

Lea T Nude Model in Vogue of the Day

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I like keeping track of nudity in the fashion industry because it makes this site less sleazy. I was tired of being called a porn site and I decided to do something about it, cuz posting posed pics of models naked is just as easy as posting posed pics of teenage runaways you met in the bus station who are in need of some cash to pay for their meth. I figured the more models I put on the site…the more credibility I’d get, eventually landing me millions and millons of dollars….I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before…I tend to repeat myself as I slowly die here day after day…

This Lea T is naked in Givency’s Fall 2010 ad campaign and I have a feeling you’ll really dig it..So CLICK THE PIC FOR THE FULL PICTURE 🙂

Soure: Styleite

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2010

Aug

Montana Fishburne’s Sex Tape Preview of the Day

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Let’s take a minute and reflect on one simple thing….If you have a kid and you don’t want it to end up doing porn, or stripping, you don’t name the bitch Montana. I guess Laurence Fishburne thought that he had enough money to carry her thru a life without selling her little whore body, but I guess he didn’t realize that Sex Tapes and porn would become the new Hollywood. The world is so porned up, that if you do a porn you get a career cuz all we really care about is watching a bitch fuck…that’s the only reason we watch them sing, dance and perform in movies…

So here’s the Montana Fishburne preview pics…..I think she looks a little too much like her dad to be exciting…not to mention she didn’t spend enough effort on her bikini line wax and that her tits are really stretched the fuck up like some kind of pregnant crackwhore….and she’s fucking a white dude…but whatever…her dad is famous…and she’s getting naked…so she deserves some love…even if this shit is censored…

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