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2010

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got called out as being a racist and lame in some recent hate mail from a white black guy…..

I just read your recent post about Amy Winehouse. I understand freedom of speech and freedom of expression. At times, you can be really hilarious with your writing although most of the time, your jokes are lame.

Once again, the latter is the case with your offensive comment about her voice sounding like a “black slave in the fields”. WTF? I know you feel invincible that you’re able to share your thoughts uncensored, but you are fucking bitch for saying shit like that.

Marcus Washington

First off…I don’t feel invincible. I am actually amazed I haven’t dropped dead anytime I stand up from my soiled couch. Hard living makes me dizzy and out of breath pretty much all the time…

Either way, with a name like “Marcus Washington”, this motherfucker should know slaves. Seriously, he’s a descendent of George Washington dipping into the slaves…

He should know that during the slave era, black women would sing slave songs and those slave songs went on to become soul, gospel, R&B, Rock and Roll, Rap so I wasn’t trying to put the shit down…or laugh at slavery…I was just trying to say Amy Winehouse sounds blacker than Marcus Washington’s Great Grandmother while getting slammed by the first President of the United States….before turning his Genes white like he was Miami Vice.

All this to say, it wasn’t racism, and I don’t care if people think mentioning slavery is racism, when they are the racist ones, like this Marcus motherfucker and his racist white roots shining through in his black skin and hateful emails to me…like this follow-up about Mexicans:

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PS, there’s a reason why your people are fighting in Arizona for their right to be able to stay in this country! It’s only going to get worse. Soon, your people will be singing their own hymns as an expression of hope as they endure modern day slavery.

Either way, anyone who actually reads this site, know I love black girls, especially the one I saw last night walking around in short shorts jacked up her ass like they were a fucking thong….I was hypnotized and walked around the block waiting for her to come back outside the apartment she walked into…but she never did…

Enough of that, here are my stepLINKS…

Avril Lavigne Boob Slip
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Kelly Brooke Could Sell a Loaf of Bread to a Baker
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She’s the Queen of the Lesbians – VIDEO
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Because Seeing Your Mom Naked Now and Again Doesn’t Make You Any Less Of a Virgin
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Kim Kardashian and Her Tits Say What’s Up
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BATTLE OF THE CROTCHES: RIHANNA OR KE$SHA????
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The Hottes Fanbases in College Football
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Adriana Lima Bikini Camel Toe
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I Kinda Have a Thing For Jessica Szohr Lately
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Check Out Melissa
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Cindy and Her Cupcakes Will Do More Than Make You Smile
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Self Fisting Anyone? – VIDEO
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I’m Always Down with the Sluts From Bad Girls Club
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Wino and Her Fake Tits Are All Cleaned Up
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Check Out the Ass on Sophie Turner
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If You Don’t Know Who Kenny Powers Is Yet, I Feel Fucking Sorry For You – VIDEO
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How About a Little Veronica Vega
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Sometimes Babes Just Leave You Speeches and This is One of Those Times
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Michelle Hunziker Graciously Shows Us How Flexible She Is
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A Little Lea Michelle
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Lindsay Lohan is Half Naked For Marc Ecko
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I’d Fuck This Cupcake Slut – VIDEO
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I’d Rather Fuck Jennifer Aniston Dressed Up as Barbra Streisand Than
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Now That’s Some Damn Good Pussy Eating
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Jackie Chan Trains a Fish, Because He is Amazing – VIDEO
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Bai Ling is Actually Looking Fuckable
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Sandy Summers Will MAke Your Day Better
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Leelee Sobieski And Her Pointy Tits
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Miss Australia Swallows a Fly – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Strip Hula – VIDEO
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Holly Lynn is Fine By Me
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Gisele Bundchen For Hope Lingerie
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I Wanna Bang Elisabetta Canalis So Bad It Hurts
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Chick Flashes At the X Games
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Striptease of the Day
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Caprice is Naked
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Luba is in Red Stockings
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Kayden, Lindsay, or Lauren???
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Meet Ashley
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2010

04

Aug

DrunkenStepfather Design a T-Shirt Contest of the Day

I have been trying to do t-shirts since I started the site. I’ve done them once or twice and there were always a disaster thanks to me being a fucking idiot who isn’t good at stuff like that. I never liked the designs I got sent in. I didn’t know artists and it proved to be too much work for my lazy ass…..So I partnered up with this company and they are putting up 400 dollars for the winner of this stepSHIRT design contest….so to make that clear you can win 400 dollars if your DrunkenStepfather T-Shirt design wins. So if you’re into t-shirts, designs, drawing, and in the very unlikely case you are into this site you should take part in the contest….

To Submit Designs and Possibly Win – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

04

Aug

“Young Jenny” from Forrest Gump Topless in Some Movie of the Day

If you’re wondering where “Young Jenny” from Forrest Gump is now, you know after all these years of waiting for the day you can see her aged enough that jerking off to her isn’t creepy, your search is officially over, cuz she’s doing what all young girls should be doing and that’s getting topless in movies I’ve never heard of like this weirdness called Happiness Runs…

Here are the clips….

Posted in:Hanna Hall

2010

04

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some bullshit going on in the news…too keep us going….cuz in my old age, I’ve been staying close to home getting drunk and despite the voices in my head being fun…I am not around crazy people nearly enough for my liking, this laziness is gonna be the death of me…and stepNEWS is as good as it gets…..enjoy.

Thief Caught Stealing from Church During Services

A Kentucky man was able to steal laptops from a church during services while security cameras rolled

Teens Sentenced for Showing Hidden Cam Sex Tape

Woman Tied Up and Robbed, Types with Feet for Help

Amy Windom, of Atlanta, used her feet to type for freedom after a home invasion robberty

Semen Attack Suspect Charged Again

Montgomery County Police say a man arrested for throwing semen on a woman in July is also responsible for a similar assault that occurred at another store in November 2009.

OH Woman Posed as Teen Boy, Won’t Be Charged w/ Felonies

A 16 year-old girl was upset to learn that a teen boy she dated was really a 31 year-old woman and felony charges were dropped by prosecutors even though the relationship started when she was 15.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

04

Aug

Kelly Kelly Brook’s Ass Promotes Something of the Day

The Kelly Brook suddenly relevant cuz she decided to show off some skin, wear some tight clothes, and I guess hire a new publicist tour continues…This time launching a Reebok campaign she went nude in, while wearing some tight workout gear, showing off her ass for all her new fans to get excited about, despite having been around at least the last 5 years doing exactly the same thing, but I guess that’s just how it happens for some people, slow and steady wins the fucking race kinda thing, but unfortunately in her line of work…turning 35 or having a kid is gonna be the end of her…3 more years to go or one broken condom…to go…and in the meantime here’s some older woman in tight clothes with a pretty good body getting work and love she deserved when she started out 15 years ago…and no one noticed….

Next stop for Kelly Brook on her new publicist tour is the Playboy cover….stay excited.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

04

Aug

Anna Kournikova Sucks and Seduction of the Day

Anna Kournikova is a lot of hype. She was actually the only reason this site ever got traffic cuz I posted some pics of her in a white bikini pulling sand out of the shit and boom instant success I’ve been riding the last 6 years. If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t be living this life of luxury filled with cans of beans and electric bills I don’t have to pay for, cuz I am broke and my wife covers it…actually, I probably would be, I just wouldn’t be wasting my days writing about how a bitch I’ve never met or cared about is lookin’ real boring, so boring I feel compelled to post the pictures and discuss…what it comes down to is that whether this bitch is half naked or doing this sloppy period shit, I still suck at life…

Posted in:Anna Kournikova

2010

04

Aug

Heidi Klum Vacation Bikini Finally Hits of the Day

I’ve been following Heidi Klum’s vacation, not because I like seeing mom’s doing mom things with their kids, but because I like seeing Heidi Klum do anything. Even with her mom body and retired model slouch that spends it’s days inserting Seal’s forearm sized dick inside her twat, when she’s not chained to the radiator getting shit on, like a good german sex life, instead of being paid too much to be in a bikini, but now…she’s decided to finally get into a bikini for the paparazzi, pretty much for free, when not lookin’ her best, but probably realizing she’s Heidi Klum and already done her fair share of lookin good and that keeping shit up doesn’t matter anymore, cuz she’s still Heidi Klum and I have a feeling she’s right….

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2010

04

Aug

Taylor Momsen is Showing Off Tit of the Day

Young girls are sluttier than they’ve been in a long time. I don’t know what it is that makes them horny as fuck at 16, but maybe it was always going down, I just wasn’t aware of it, cuz I was too busy not being someone a 16 year old wanted to show off her solid, tight, little, slutty, body to. You know cuz I was always more the kind of guy who creeped them out and made them not want to be as slutty as they are….I guess I’ll just blame hormones in the food, the Internet, Hip Hop music videos and porn becoming mainstream, making them think that’s where they need to be for guys to notice them, and the whole thing works with me, especially since 16 is legal in Canada, but if I was American and not allowed near this forbidden teenage fruit, I think seeing 16 year olds like Taylor Momsen would drive me crazy knowing it is illegal for me to jerk off on her, because if there is one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that being jailbait makes a girls overall appearance irrelevant…age overrides beauty….it’s like as long as shit is 16 with a willing vagina…the rest doesn’t really matter…as Taylor Momsen proves with her bullshit slutty rocker novelty act that is totally contrived…as are her interviews where she talks about her vibrator being better than real dick…I mean seriously bitch…you’re pretty obvious…but since you’re 16…we’ll look past that and pretty much everything else you do…so long as you show off your body…I am not allowed to complain about you…I am only allowed to want to fuck you…cuz when it comes to young pussy….them’s the rules.


For the real perverts who like the idea of underage girls…here she is at what I call the peak of her relevance…back before Hollywood turned her into a predictable, boring, whore.

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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

04

Aug

Leelee Sobieski Tits Distract From her Face of the Day

I was sitting in the park yesterday because I have nothing better to do with my time, and a group of Jewish girls walked by me. All of them had real big tits on skinny little frames, but 2 out of the 4 of them had faces that didn’t look like they survived an arab suicide bombing…

I don’t know if it was an inbreeding to keep the culture alive situation, but I do know that luckily there are plastic surgeons to fix them up later in life when they are old enough to realize the importance of a face that doesn’t make people want to throw up…after they marry a nice Jewish boy with money to pay for it and the whole thing brought back memories of Leelee Sobieski….

She was one of those Jewish girls who has big old titties, but I don’t remember ever liking her face, and despite her disappearing the last couple years, my opinion of her hasn’t changed. She’s like a youthful Sarah Jessica Parker, with a horse face that only other girls would like, a bad nose and sense of arrogance that she isn’t an ugly little pig who doesn’t eat pig who pisses me the fuck off, and makes me want to cum on her face to teach her a lesson about life doing what ugly girls belong doing…

Posted in:Leelee Sobieski

2010

04

Aug

Hilary Duff Shows Off Her Thick Manly Arms of the Day

Hilary Duff is manning the fuck up…maybe it is for the wedding, but I think it’s more for the relationship. You see, that’s what happens when you date a homosexual hockey player who doesn’t want to be out as a fag but instead wants a young starlet to lure in the teammates her fantasizes about for gangbangs…cuz without her…shit is just gay….instead just gay enough for dude to get his fix without the others knowing…

I have a feeling that she’s not going to lose the chance to have a billionaire heir husband, and if it means bulking up, strappin-on or gluing prosthetic balls on so dude feels comfortable enough to cum while fucking her up the ass from behind…in the end it will be worth it…

So here are some pics of her ripped muscles, cuz her fiance can’t be the only closet case who appreciates a bulky woman to help suppress gayness…Enjoy.

Posted in:Hilary Duff