I realize that this is the internet, so I have never tried to fool myself into thinking that people who read this site are cool, intelligent, stylish, interesting, funny, attractive, successful….I don’t even try to fool myself into thinking that you are outcast rebels with motorbikes who fuck hookers and get drunk. I have realized that you’re just soically awkward losers, with a few friends, a bad sense of humor, no real job or skills who probably masturbates a lot and who I wouldn’t want to sit next to on the bus cuz you’re creepy…and in realizing that….I figure I should customize my content for you by posting these pictures of the new Michael Cera premiere, since his awkward-face is an inspiration to you, a geek people like and the ugly girls he attracts to his premiere are probably the kind of celeb you have imagined would give you the time of day after you wait in line 6 hours to get her signature cuz you figure it’s the only way you’ll ever meet the girl you imagined was your wife….

All that to say, here are the pig women who attended….all aspiring actors…all relatively busted….all good enough to fuck….all annoying to actual good looking girls who can’t get the breaks they got and are forced to strip instead of attend red carpet events….but more importantly annoying to guys cuz this is the garbage pussy hollywood has lined upf or us….

Anita Briem See Thru in Some See Thru – Even though I have no idea who she is….

Amanda Crew long skinny legs from Canada that are good enough to distract me from that face….

Anna Kendrick…I don’t even want to get into this girl….I just know I saw up in the air and hoped the plane she was on crashed….not because her face looks like she was in a plane crash…but because she acts like she doesn’t know she’s ugly…..

Mary Elizabeth Winstead….I guess this was the best the geeks had to offer. I have no idea who she is – but I can tell you one thing…She’s pretty alright.

Pics via Bauer

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