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2010

27

Jul

Blake Lively on Set of the Day

I don’t know what Blake Lively is doing, but she’s doing it right. She’s finally getting noticed and unfortunately hasn’t done it by getting fucked by a black dude on camera….

This makes me feel torn cuz I hate the bitch and before this hustle, I’ve never taken the time to question why I hate her, I just hated her for no reason other than the fact that she’s on TV and I am judgemental and hate her,…It’s not cuz she’s done anything to make me hate her, or that she’s even annoying in her celebrity and is really just cuz I hate everyone, not just chicks I want to fuck but can’t cuz they don’t know I exist…..I guess it’s just my nature to be a bitter, negative, boring and reptitive fuck, and maybe I should change my tune and start praising pussy, instead of shitting on it, but shitting on pussy is one of my fetishes…..and this way I get to do it without all the disgusting smells….

Posted in:Blake Liverly

2010

27

Jul

Cassie Hot in the VIP Room in St Tropez of the Day

I don’t know if Cassie is still Diddy’s girlfriend who he released nude pics of to get her album some sales, but I do know that despite her hipster hiphop haircut, she’s pretty fucking hot….and whether she can sing, dance, or suck Diddy off like the dude he wishes she was, doesn’t really matter, especially if nude pics are in the works and I guess this is my cry to make that happen…so Cassie if you’re reading, and I know you aren’t, please get out of the tight clothes, get out your camera and spread that pussy like it was peanut butter and her legs were toast….that’s the best I can do today.

Posted in:Cassie

2010

27

Jul

Kelly Rowland’s Shitty Implants on the Beach of the Day

Most girls I know who get implants get annoying about the shit. Maybe it is cuz they are ghetto and getting implants takes either a lot of work, whether at the stripclub or at some shitty menial job, or welfare and a lot of saving up, which is hard for ghetto pussy cuz there’s so many things they need to spend on, like food for their kids and booze…so when shit goes down, they let everyone know. They make everyone touch them. They start wearing revealing clothes, they act like they just bought a new car….where as this second rate Beyonce, with all her Destiny Child money, just sits on the beach like those tits are real and I don’t really get it, but I know that it bores me.

Posted in:Kelly Rowland

2010

27

Jul

Adriana Lima’s Bikni Photoshoot of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lima hiding her ravaged stomach thanks to her Catholic upbringing leading to her lack of contraception making her a mom with a pretty good mom body, but she’s still a fragment of what she once was and that depresses me…Sure she’s still Adriana Lima and she’s bounced back pretty fucking well, but shes still not what she was and I can’t help but see a dumpy mom ass, even if it’s a better ass than anything I’ve stuck my dick into, that’s not the point….I don’t really know what the point is, I mean Adriana Lima is in a bathing suit here and she’s the kind of pussy you fuck under any circumstance, no matter how fat, sloppy, old, or ugly she gets…..

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2010

27

Jul

Tara Reid’s Skinny Legs on Vacation of the Day

I don’t know why, but everytime I look at pictures of Tara Reid, I feel like I played life wrong. This bitch was into drinking, partying, and college spring break parties, so she decided to use her look, make tons of money, and spend her life touring parties around the world, staying in nice hotels, in some permanent vacation that has going on longer than her actual career did, and there’s really nothing wrong with that, I mean until she dies of a drug overdose, cuz legs like this don’t come from someone who eats no more than a bunch of pills and champagne in a given day…so instead of hating on her for being useless, I’d like this to be my cry to get her to take me along for her ride….

Posted in:Tara Reid

2010

27

Jul

Levin Rambin from Scoundrels Nipple Slip of the Day

So this ABC show had a nipple slip. ABC the family channel owned by fucking Disney got a girl in lingerie pole dancing for some show called Scoundrel, something that I can only assume their Christian American advertisers, who are so anal in their ad placement despite being sleazy and into weird shit like wearing women’s panties and getting fucked up the ass by their wives with strap-ons when they aren’t cheating on them with little teenage boy prostitutes in their personal lifes….all in efforts to white wash reality and pretend that everything is wholesome to not tarnish or offend anyone in their marketing, are not too happy about…

This is NIPPLE on ABC Primetime…and that is pretty fucking huge as far as I am concerned….

Posted in:Levin Rambin

2010

27

Jul

Drew Barrymore Doggy Style for Elle of the Day

I never found Drew Barrymore hot…but I have met a few people who did…unfortunately some of those people thought she looked really fucking hot in ET, while other people were into her other inbred looking face roles…where she was actually legal to be into her…but for some reason, I never bought into the hype, I could always see through her celebrity and see a shitty looking body and weird looking face, so seeing her on all fours does nothing for me, but then again, I’ve never seen her appeal, but maybe you do and this is the picture your weird taste in women ass has been waiting for….

Posted in:Drew Barrymore

2010

27

Jul

Eniko Mihalik Nipple for Numero of the Day

I just woke up from a bender that lasted until 9 am. It was alright and since I can’t see straight, I can’t really say the same for these pictures, I just know I see nipple in some art fag setting and figured I should post it in efforts of making this site more high-brow and sophisticated…I figure if the only nudes I post for you are from fashion shoots, and my hook will be fashion from a guy who is more into not wearing clothes, and you’ll still have amble material to jerk off to and I will get the million dollar Chanel campaigns…

So I don’t need to know who Enikpo Mihalik is, or what Numero magazine is, I just need to know that this bitch gets paid to show off nipple like a disgusting stripper…and now DrunkenStepfather.com has officially taken on the fashion world….or not…I’m too old and lazy for change…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2010

27

Jul

Jaime Pressly Peeing Outside a Restaurant of the Day

Posted in:Jaime Pressly

2010

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here again. I spent the afternoon watching CNN and all this talk of Arizona Immigration reform in the US has got me thinking that I may finally be able to get rid of Jesus for good, because the longer I thought about it, the more it made sense that there’s no fucking way he has his citizenship to Canada, because that involves paper work and long waits in line at government offices that mistake him for a homeless man and throw him out as soon as he steps foot in the lobby of the building.

Well that and we live in Canada, so I’m assuming that whole thing doesn’t apply this far north. While I look into that, you click these links.

Mel Gibson Wants Timothy Dalton aka Former James Bond to Blow Him or Something
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Angelina Jolie is Window Shopping for Babies in Russia and Looking Hot in the Meantime
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Megan Fox is One Hot Step Mom
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New Gallery of the Sexiest Bond Girl Ever: Olga Kurylenko
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Top 10 Greatest Urban Legends in Sports
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A Little Jessica Biel
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Kate Beckinsale’s Tits Are Forever Young
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Lezzie Girlfriends Anyone?
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And MORE Girl on Girl – VIDEO
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Lohan is Getting Heckled in Jail
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And Now, The Greatest Comeback By a Comedian Ever – VIDEO
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This Hot Slut of the Day Really is a Giant Fucking Slut
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Cleavage Sluts, If You Got It, Flaunt It
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Gotta Love Rosa Acosta
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The Girl Next Door
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Ariel Summer and Sasha Knox Get It On
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Maria Menounos is Tossing Around a Football
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50 Pics of Sluts You’d Love to Bang of the Day
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Some Drew Barrymore is Always Good
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Jesus Christ Paris Hilton is Still Partying
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Hot Blondes Chow Down on Some Pussy
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Holy Fuck I Hate Rollerblades – VIDEO
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I’d Bang Christina Applegate Even Though She’s Pregnant
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Triplets. Yes, I Said Triplets
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Some Really Close Calls – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhh Miranda Kerr
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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At Home Gynocology – VIDEO
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New York City = FREE WEED
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Mmmmmmmmm Doutzen Kroes
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Jumping Over Bike FAIL – VIDEO
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The Walmart Moonwalk – VIDEO
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Leona Lewies is Back on the Market and Looking Sexy
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Tyler Faith and Some Toys – VIDEO
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8 Famous Sea Monsters And Their Amazing Real Life Equivalents
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A Slutty Nod to Comic Con
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