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2010

26

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Marie-Eve Martinez here. Fat ass decided to take the afternoon off or some shit, which makes no sense to me because I can’t understand how someone can’t take time off when their entire life is a fucking vacation, but I don’t make the rules I just play by them.

On another note, here’s some news stories that help re-assure me that no matter how fucked up my life is, there’s always something else going on out there that’s worse. I’m counting my blessings and I’m suggesting you count yours as well.

Wendy Williams Admits to Eating Food from Floor and Garbage Cause She’s a Complete Class Act and By Class Act I Meany Dirty Pig

One Legged Homeless Man Attacked OH Woman
A one-legged homeless man hopped out of his chair to attack a woman. Police apprehended the suspect

Real Rabbit Disrupts Dog Race
A dog race in Australia had to be stopped when a real rabbit crossed the track and distracted some of the racers

Man Robs Bank in Wig and Clown Pants
If this was an attempt at a disguise, then it was a very bad one. A Pittsburgh bank robber tried to knock off a bank wearing a wig and clown pants, then had a poor getaway attempt.

Teen Busted for DUI on Motorized Shopping Cart

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2010

26

Jul

Phoebe Price Does Wonder Woman at Comicon of the DAy

Phoebe Price is too old for this shit…but for some reason she manages to get herself into every event she can, whether she’s got business being there or not, so I have have no idea why she is at Comicon, or what she’s promoting, or if she’s just walkin’ thru cuz she knows the paparazzi is there, but I know she is no wonderwoman….she is old and horrible…and this must be some kind of miserable joke…But it’s nice to see she got to spend some time with Perez Hilton and his new haircut…and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2010

26

Jul

Hilary Duff Hides Her Engagement Ring of the Day

Some people think that Hilary Duff is a puck slut, the kind of bitch who only fucks pro athletes, mainly Hockey Players, cuz she likes their muscles and ability to give her initiations in the locker room…but the truth is she’s just a fucking gold digger, even though she’s worth millions of her own, cuz her fiance’s father just happens to be on the richest men in Canada list because he owns some ghetto furniture store that apparently does amazing cuz Canada is fucking ghetto….so everytime I see her, I don’t think she’s the cheerleader trying to bang the jock, I see a bitch trying to marry into a billion dollar empire thru the son that happens to be a jock and I guess no one should really care this much, especially since her body is thick and awkward.

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2010

26

Jul

Blake Lively Tits for Geeks of the Day

Sure showing your tits at a convention for virgins is pretty obvious strategy to get noticed….but it is a strategy that I’m not complaining about…because despite having had sex….I still like tits….even when they are on some useless celebrity…especially when that useless celebrity managed to work her way into my heart over the last few weeks by showin’ leg and tit every chance she gets…good fucking work Blake Lively…your name may remind me of a dude I used to get drunk with….but I still want to see your pussy talk….

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2010

26

Jul

Rachel Bilson in her Denim Shorts of the Day

I know these pictures aren’t all that exciting, but this is Rachel Bilson we’re talking about, and the bitch is never exciting…She’s so fucking boring, that this is the peak of excitement we get with her, but luckily I’m a fucking pervert and I can get off to anything, cuz I know that under these jean shorts there is probably a pair of panties and under those panties there is probably a vagina and really that makes these pictures about 3/4 of an inch away from being pussy pictures….a size you may relate to….and after taking a second glance at these pics…I’m pretty sure I see cameltoe and that is always a good thing….

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2010

26

Jul

Amanda Seyfried Dressed as Red Riding Hood of the Day

This has got to be a fetish for at least one person…..I personally prefer in lesbian sex scenes with a mom aged redhead…but then I have to remind myself that this is Amanda Seyfried and that she’s just eager to make as much money as she can, getting up in all kinds of movies, whether shitty or not as long as she gets paid, but she doesn’t put that same effort into getting noticed out in public and that makes me hate her….but here she is in period clothing for you idiots who make weapons and pretend you are warlocks or whatever the fuck that movement that practices in the park by my house with a homemade catapult is…..and I”m really just posting the shit cuz her facial expression looks like she’s taking it up the ass…a facial expression I like seeing on young starlets…enjoy weirdos…

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2010

26

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Annoying Comeback Continues with an Upskirt of the Day

I don’t really think this needs words to describe how amazing, pathetic, desperate and disgusting all this is at the same time…I don’t know if this is sent from hell or if this is some kind of miracle…but I know I fucking hate it…she is a pig of a fucking woman and seeing her shove the fan to her pussy only makes sense…you gotta air that shit out…otherwise the infection spreads…especially in summer…we know you all too well…cunt….

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2010

26

Jul

More Ambrosio on Photoshoot of the Day

You saw the other set from this photoshoot and I figure I might as well post the rest to make the single men hate their lives cuz they can’t get laid, to make the married men hate their wives cuz they don’t look like this, to make the fathers hate their lives and their wives cuz after they had the kid, they decided to get addicted to eating, since they knew they locked a motherfucker down and didn’t have to maintain anymore, but most importantly to make the women hate themselves cuz a woman who hates herself is a woman easy to bed….it’s all part of the process of getting laid by girls willing to fuck us cuz they think they are inadequate…something I assume the fat chick in the yello bikini with Ambrosio probably used to feel before she stopped caring….

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2010

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was thinking that I’d use this weekend to knock three things off my bucket list, because at the way I’ve been living, feeling, drinking, not exercising, eating and all around not taking care of myself, I assume it could all end very fucking soon. So I was gonna go try to fuck a black chick and a redheaded chick at the same time…but then I realized…the kind of black chick and redheaded chick that I could convince to fuck at the same time are not the kind of black chick and redheaded chick I would want to fuck at the same time…you know cuz shit would be the scary kind and realized that maybe this is better left a fantasy…so instead I plan on walking the streets, trying to snap off pictures of girl upskirts for another website I am launching called “Non-Asian Taken Unsuspeciting Girl Creepy Upskirt Pics” and before I go and do that…here are my stepLINKS….

Nude Pictures of Michael Lohan’s Disgusting Girlfriend for a Publicity Stunt
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What’s Wrong With Putting Underwear on Your Head? – VIDEO
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A New Batch of Paris Hilton Topless
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Even You Can Find a Girl to Fuck, Or at Least to Jerk Off To
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I’m Loving All This Mila Kunis Action Lately
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College Football’s Hottest Campuses
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Check Out Stephanie Seymore’s Tit…Yes Tit, Not Tits
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Yeah I Still Wanna Bang Ashley Olsen
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Lezzie Girlfriends Anyone?
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Hot Mommy Masterbates Outside – VIDEO
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Stacey Dash is 44 and Still Hot and It’s Just Too Much
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Whose “Jewish Blood” Does Mel Gibson Want On His Hands? (Update: The Answer Is Harvey Levin)
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Jennifer is Working It in Lingerie
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Beach Babes in Black and White + Full Color – VIDEO
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This Brunette is Delicious
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Say Hello to Joie
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Adrianne Curry Great Up Short Panty Pics
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Angelina Jolie is Looking Hot at Comic Con
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These Sluts Will Make You Touch Yourself
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Stone Aged Dildo Anyone?
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Katy Perry Covers Billboard
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Miranda Kerr is Married, Let’s Celebrate By Looking At Her in a Bikini
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Check Out Nikki Benz
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Maxim Shoot With Kelly Brooke – VIDEO
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I’d Totally Bang Tina Fey
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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A Friday Afternoon Pic Dump
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Vanessa Hudgens And The Sucker Punch Babes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 5 Worst Things About the Gaming Industry
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Kelly Osbourne Loves Mel Gibson
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Mortal Kombat Fatalities Paper Animation – VIDEO
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Alektra Blue is Stunning
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Some Jessica Biel Just Because
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A Nice Collection of Chick Pix
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Gaelle Garcia Diaz Will Blow Your Mind
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Cunt Adrianne Curry Panty Flash if You Care…..
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Follow Me Wherever I May Go….
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

23

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some of the goods going on in the news…..

Darth Vader’ Robs Bank on Long Island

A man wearing a Darth Vader mask and cape robbed a Chase bank branch on Long Island on Thursday, police said. The thief entered a branch in Setauket at 11:30 a.m. and demanded money from a teller. But instead of using a light saber, “Darth” threatened the teller with a semiautomatic gun.

Hilarious! Tennessee’s Next Governor?

Basil Marceaux, or as he calls himself BasilMarceaux.com, may be the last and only hope in the upcoming Tennessee race for Governor.

Man Flashes Woman on Beach

A man who works as a social worker was arrested for indecent exposure after asking a woman to take his picture and then flashing her.

Man took photos, exposed self to kids

Police are looking for a man they say is taking pictures of kids at a local park – and that’s not all

Man Gropes Woman at Brooklyn Laundry

A 19-year-old woman was folding her clothes at the Laundromat she goes to every few weeks. This past Monday morning, she was attacked, groped by a man who also rubbed up against her.

Rape Victim Says She?s Being Stalked

For two hours he raped her repeatedly in a field. That was more than a year ago. Since then he’s been stalking, taunting and threatening her on Facebook.

CT Man Attacks Women with Baseball Bat

A Connecticut man attacked two ex-girlfriends with a baseball bat when found out they were meeting to talk about him

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