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2010

03

Aug

Some Britney Spears Crazy Nipple of the Day

It is not Britney porn unless there is Starbucks Frappacino’s in the picture and her nipples are actin’ crazier than her facial expressions which aren’t nearly as crazy as her brain/personality and seeing these pictures just upsets me, cuz I know if she didn’t has as many handlers as she does, she wouldn’t be sedated and she would be producing amazingness, whether it was porn, or just paparazzi video of her doing a puppet show in front of the mirror at a department store, it would be far more life changing than this shit….It’s like they’ve fucked a girl up for money, and now they are trying to pretend shit isn’t fucked up, repressing the goods which takes away from the whole point of fucking them up by making them rich and famous in the first place….serious fucking waste.

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2010

03

Aug

Nicole Richie Showing Off Mom Tit of the Day

I hate Nicole Richie. I always have. I hung out with her once. She was the cunt you’d expect her to be. This was 5 years ago, but she thought she was amazing and I thought she was an overrated little troll who should never have had the publicity she had…I just couldn’t believe people cared about her wonky inbred looking face…but they did and I guess that gave her the ego to carry on with her useless cunt behavior….

I mean the world shouldn’t be nice to adopted kids with drug addictions and eating disorders who are only relevant for indirectly killing DJ AM by dating his friend the Good Charlotte Sister cuz he had to pull his dick out of his twin brother’s mouth eventually and what easier transition than having babies with this cunt….but for some reason I am digging her little tits in this outfit…I think it’s out of hatred and since she’s blocked me on twitter, the only way I can get thru to her to tell her I am ready for those pussy pics we discussed is by posting this here cuz she reads the site daily…it’s a little known Nicole Richie fact…cuz no one cares to know about Nicole Richie…but she doesn’t grasp that…cuz that’s what happens when you’re spoiled.

Either way, here are the pics of her mom tits…

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Posted in:Nicole Richie

2010

03

Aug

Eva Mendes Horrible Sex Tape Joke of the Day

Here’s another piece of shit joke from Funny or Die that only gets views cuz they use realy celebrities who I want to fuck in their low quality internet video production…like Eva Mendes…who probably has some of my favorite tits in mainstream movies…and who makes this video worth watching cuz the last few seconds bitch is on all fours…enjoy…

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2010

03

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass in Leggings of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and feel she is a stain on the world….I gotta say she kinda turns me on. I have never seen a dirty little whore rich kid, who has managed to launch a career by letting some black dude piss on her, something few girls let dudes do to them in the first place, let a lone on video that launches her career, but more importantly, I’ve never seen an ass with this kinda shape. Sure, she’s lazy and fat, but fuck would I like her to film her next sex tape on my face, even if shit still smells like stale negro sperm, she’s just got that kinda of spell on me…as long as I don’t look at her over-worked manly face…and that’s all I have to say about that…cuz between you and me…I feel shame in liking these pictures….I’m weak.

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

03

Aug

Lea T Nude Model in Vogue of the Day

I like keeping track of nudity in the fashion industry because it makes this site less sleazy. I was tired of being called a porn site and I decided to do something about it, cuz posting posed pics of models naked is just as easy as posting posed pics of teenage runaways you met in the bus station who are in need of some cash to pay for their meth. I figured the more models I put on the site…the more credibility I’d get, eventually landing me millions and millons of dollars….I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before…I tend to repeat myself as I slowly die here day after day…

This Lea T is naked in Givency’s Fall 2010 ad campaign and I have a feeling you’ll really dig it..So CLICK THE PIC FOR THE FULL PICTURE 🙂

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Posted in:Lea T

2010

03

Aug

Montana Fishburne’s Sex Tape Preview of the Day

Let’s take a minute and reflect on one simple thing….If you have a kid and you don’t want it to end up doing porn, or stripping, you don’t name the bitch Montana. I guess Laurence Fishburne thought that he had enough money to carry her thru a life without selling her little whore body, but I guess he didn’t realize that Sex Tapes and porn would become the new Hollywood. The world is so porned up, that if you do a porn you get a career cuz all we really care about is watching a bitch fuck…that’s the only reason we watch them sing, dance and perform in movies…

So here’s the Montana Fishburne preview pics…..I think she looks a little too much like her dad to be exciting…not to mention she didn’t spend enough effort on her bikini line wax and that her tits are really stretched the fuck up like some kind of pregnant crackwhore….and she’s fucking a white dude…but whatever…her dad is famous…and she’s getting naked…so she deserves some love…even if this shit is censored…


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2010

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I may have had a heart attack today…which I guess is better than coughing up blood…but still pretty shitty…I haven’t gone to the hospital cuz I figure why bother, I’m probably being a pussy, and instead just decided to drink cuz drinking seems to fix everything, at least it feels like it does…

Here are my stepLINKS

Snookie Celebrates Her Release From the Drunk Tank By Sucking on a Penis Lollipop
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Lohan is Officially Out of the Chokey
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Sophie Turner’s Tight Body
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The Hottest Woman of MMA
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They Are the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Mary Louise Parker’s Birthday Tits
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Mmmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
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Marina and Her Cellphone Pics
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Brooke is a Southern Belle
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Girl Pounds Her Friend’s Pussy With a Drilldo
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Here’s Some of Montana Fishbournes (Laurence Fishbournes Daughter) and Her Porn
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Sara Shahi is Looking Good
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Wow Hilary Swank is Looking Good For Once
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Fucking Motorhome
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Get a Load of Ashley Amour
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Ali Lohan Teen Cleavage
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Valerie Herrera and Emily Evermore Video
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley For Love Magazine
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Some Paris Hilton Topless Pictures
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Slap Chop Vince Presents Underground Comedy 2010 with a Cameo By Lindsay Lohan
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Some Lea Michelle Hotness
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And Here’s the Newest Kardashian Slut
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Adrienne Turns Up the Heat in a Solo Video
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Laetitia Casta Channels Old Glamour in This Photoshoot
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Lourdes Leon is Jailbait
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Mmmmm Some Aria Giovanni
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Busty Asian Teen
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Some Megan Fox Booty
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Christina Hendricks And Her Massive Rack Leave This NewsAnchor Speechless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Veronica’s Topless Shoot
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Monica will Make Your Day Better
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A Little Miranda Kerr
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Vanilla Ide Almost Got Killed – VIDEO
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Jason Bateman Dresses Up in Drag and It’s Amazing
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Abbie Cornish is Looking Classy
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Felicia Taylor Anyone
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Lol Cat of the Day
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And More of Laurence Fishbournes Slut Daughter
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The Best Moments of Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass
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Ali Lohan Showing Sweet Teenage Cleavage
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Some Hot Hip Hop Pussy
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Snooki’s Wardrobe Malfunction
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

02

Aug

Some More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures of the Day

I guess when you have kids, you start to grow extra ass cheeks and when you’re Alessandra Ambrosio, that really doesn’t matter, because you still get paid huge to wear your bikini. I had the option to post this, or pictures of Hilary Duff and her new found manly shoulders from working out to please her faggot fiance, and the new mom bikini model won. You should thank me for that…and you should thank Ambrosio for taping down her newly formed mom pussy….cuz we all know how meaty babies make vaginas…

Here are the pics…

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2010

02

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here are some videos to really make you appreciate the world we live in. You know in a grab it by the balls and lick the shaft like….no homo…seriously guys….sucking the world we live in’s dick isn’t gay…shit doesn’t even have a gender…

Feces Mom’ Lands Back in Jail

The mother accused of putting feces in her sick child’s feeding tube has landed back in jail.

Man Arrested for Spraying Semen on Woman in Supermarket Parking Lot aka – My New Fetish….

As a woman was leaving a Maryland Giant store a man sprayed liquid on her back. An examination revealed the liquid was human semen.

Someone says ‘shit’ on live TV! Oh NO! Call the Christian Fundamentalists….

Caught on Tape: Snooki Falls Down on Bike

Cops in Seaside Heights, N.J., arrested “Jersey Shore” cast member Snooki on Friday afternoon, according to reports. Law enforcement sources told TMZ that officers took Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi into custody for disorderly conduct.

Atlanta Man Attacked by Beaver

An Atlanta man says he was recovering Friday from an arm wound after a beaver attacked him near Lake Lanier.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

02

Aug

Christie Brinkley is the Retired Supermodel Grabbin Tit of the Day

I think the theme of the day, even though I don’t really do themes, is bitches I once jerked off to…except maybe for that Conrad Murray baby momma, but then again I can never keep track of back alley hookers I’ve had my dick inside, so we’ll just pretend that’s the theme of the day, and Christie Brinkley being one of the original supermodels from Sports Illustrated, I figure why not give her a little where is she now coverage…

Not cuz I like old bitches, but because old bitches who were once hot are usually desperate, depressed, sad that they lost all they once had, and that makes them easy to bed, cuz for them any male attention gives them feeling of acceptance and appreciation they grew up with….giving you hope that she may bother with you…and hope is really all we’ve got…

So here’s Christie Brinkley grabbing her tits…for old times…

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