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2010

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I may have had a heart attack today…which I guess is better than coughing up blood…but still pretty shitty…I haven’t gone to the hospital cuz I figure why bother, I’m probably being a pussy, and instead just decided to drink cuz drinking seems to fix everything, at least it feels like it does…

Here are my stepLINKS

Snookie Celebrates Her Release From the Drunk Tank By Sucking on a Penis Lollipop
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Lohan is Officially Out of the Chokey
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Sophie Turner’s Tight Body
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The Hottest Woman of MMA
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They Are the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Mary Louise Parker’s Birthday Tits
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Mmmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
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Marina and Her Cellphone Pics
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Brooke is a Southern Belle
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Girl Pounds Her Friend’s Pussy With a Drilldo
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Here’s Some of Montana Fishbournes (Laurence Fishbournes Daughter) and Her Porn
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Sara Shahi is Looking Good
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Wow Hilary Swank is Looking Good For Once
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Fucking Motorhome
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Get a Load of Ashley Amour
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Ali Lohan Teen Cleavage
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Valerie Herrera and Emily Evermore Video
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley For Love Magazine
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Some Paris Hilton Topless Pictures
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Slap Chop Vince Presents Underground Comedy 2010 with a Cameo By Lindsay Lohan
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Some Lea Michelle Hotness
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And Here’s the Newest Kardashian Slut
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Adrienne Turns Up the Heat in a Solo Video
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Laetitia Casta Channels Old Glamour in This Photoshoot
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Lourdes Leon is Jailbait
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Mmmmm Some Aria Giovanni
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Busty Asian Teen
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Some Megan Fox Booty
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Christina Hendricks And Her Massive Rack Leave This NewsAnchor Speechless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Veronica’s Topless Shoot
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Monica will Make Your Day Better
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A Little Miranda Kerr
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Vanilla Ide Almost Got Killed – VIDEO
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Jason Bateman Dresses Up in Drag and It’s Amazing
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Abbie Cornish is Looking Classy
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Felicia Taylor Anyone
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Lol Cat of the Day
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And More of Laurence Fishbournes Slut Daughter
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The Best Moments of Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass
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Ali Lohan Showing Sweet Teenage Cleavage
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Some Hot Hip Hop Pussy
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Snooki’s Wardrobe Malfunction
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2010

02

Aug

Some More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures of the Day

I guess when you have kids, you start to grow extra ass cheeks and when you’re Alessandra Ambrosio, that really doesn’t matter, because you still get paid huge to wear your bikini. I had the option to post this, or pictures of Hilary Duff and her new found manly shoulders from working out to please her faggot fiance, and the new mom bikini model won. You should thank me for that…and you should thank Ambrosio for taping down her newly formed mom pussy….cuz we all know how meaty babies make vaginas…

Here are the pics…

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2010

02

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here are some videos to really make you appreciate the world we live in. You know in a grab it by the balls and lick the shaft like….no homo…seriously guys….sucking the world we live in’s dick isn’t gay…shit doesn’t even have a gender…

Feces Mom’ Lands Back in Jail

The mother accused of putting feces in her sick child’s feeding tube has landed back in jail.

Man Arrested for Spraying Semen on Woman in Supermarket Parking Lot aka – My New Fetish….

As a woman was leaving a Maryland Giant store a man sprayed liquid on her back. An examination revealed the liquid was human semen.

Someone says ‘shit’ on live TV! Oh NO! Call the Christian Fundamentalists….

Caught on Tape: Snooki Falls Down on Bike

Cops in Seaside Heights, N.J., arrested “Jersey Shore” cast member Snooki on Friday afternoon, according to reports. Law enforcement sources told TMZ that officers took Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi into custody for disorderly conduct.

Atlanta Man Attacked by Beaver

An Atlanta man says he was recovering Friday from an arm wound after a beaver attacked him near Lake Lanier.

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2010

02

Aug

Christie Brinkley is the Retired Supermodel Grabbin Tit of the Day

I think the theme of the day, even though I don’t really do themes, is bitches I once jerked off to…except maybe for that Conrad Murray baby momma, but then again I can never keep track of back alley hookers I’ve had my dick inside, so we’ll just pretend that’s the theme of the day, and Christie Brinkley being one of the original supermodels from Sports Illustrated, I figure why not give her a little where is she now coverage…

Not cuz I like old bitches, but because old bitches who were once hot are usually desperate, depressed, sad that they lost all they once had, and that makes them easy to bed, cuz for them any male attention gives them feeling of acceptance and appreciation they grew up with….giving you hope that she may bother with you…and hope is really all we’ve got…

So here’s Christie Brinkley grabbing her tits…for old times…

Pics via Fame

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2010

02

Aug

Conrad Murray’s Wife in her Bikini of the Day

Since TMZ writes about this guy so much that I feel like I am supposed to care who the fuck he is and wonder whether he killed Michael Jackson or not, when I really couldn’t care less about these black people issues, especially when they are white collar black person issues, but that was before I saw his baby momma Nicole Alvarez aand her ripped body in a bikini…something that always makes me care….and here are the pics…to keep it all gully….

Pics via Fame

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2010

02

Aug

Ashlee Simpson on All Fours on the Beach of the Day

Ashlee Simpson and her gay married wife Pete Wentz brought their Gaybies to the beach for some photoshoot for out magazine, showing the world that Gay people can have babies that grow up to be normal thru good parenting, and that Ashlee Simpson is seriously craving cock, cuz I know any bitch crawling around all fours is eager to get a serious dicking, especially when her husband is a homosexual who doesn’t fuck her….and here are the barely exciting pics….

I figure the only way to make this Simpson post complete is to include some pictures of Jessica Simpson trying to have what her little sister who was always in her shadow has with some guy who is trying to come to terms with the fact that he’s banging Jessica Simpson, cuz everyone knows banging Jessica Simpson, no matter how fat she gets is amazing and makes good financial sense….

I am not sure why she looks so sad in these pictures, but I can only assume it has something to do with this new boyfriend/user eating the last donut…

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

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2010

02

Aug

Kim Kardashian, Ashley Greene and Kelly Ripa Hangin’ Together of the Day

I always find it weird when I see pictures of these Hollywood sluts together at events like they are friends, even though I know they don’t give a fuck about each other and that they are just doing it for their image. I also just figure that each of these cunts is on her own self involved, ego, mission where they by default hate any pussy that gets more attention than them, even though they are each over-rated pieces of shit, regardless of what the media tells us, or how much money they have in their bank accounts, and I figure to at least one of you – each of these girls has been a fantasy at least once, so why not post a picture of them all together….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Kelly Ripa|Kim Kardashian

2010

02

Aug

Baywatch Bitches Old at the David Hasselhoff Roast of the Day

Apparently they roasted David Hasselhoff this past weekend because his life wasn’t enough of a fucking joke and they figured they had to drive the point home….and all his Baywatch pussy made an appearance….and since I was one of the many dudes who jerked off to this shit cuz we didn’t have internet at the time and it was enough to get us off…back before all the desensitization that lead to throat rape being the only way to our orgasm….and I thought it’d be nice to post this as a where are they now, throwback to pussy that once made us cum, and maybe if you’re really into it, pussy that can make you come again, cuz like a fine wine, shit gets better with age, but I doubt that’s the case….cuz masturbation isn’t like marriage and we don’t have to stay locked down to one whore…but I’ve been wrong before…

So here’s Traci Bingham, Pam Anderson, Angelica Bridges, Nicole Eggert, Gena Lee Nolin all old, botoxed and some even fat, but their fake stupid shoulda been pornstar tits haven’t aged a bit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Baywatch|David Hasselhoff|Gena Lee Nolin|Nicole Eggert|Pamela Anderson|Traci Bingham

2010

02

Aug

Amber Rose in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why people are still talking about this twat. Last I heard she had stopped getting paid by Kanye to be his gay cover…cuz he figured if he walked around with this curvy, useless, hip hop model, people would stop making fun of him….cuz like most insecure performers…he hates being teased cuz it hurts his sensitive soul…and I guess he left his mark on her, not only by making her feel relevant, but also with her new haircut, one all girls Kanye beds need, cuz it makes the whole thing feel less straight….something he obviously didn’t love enough…cuz he kicked her to the curb.


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2010

02

Aug

Heidi Klum on Vacation of the Day

It looks like Heidi Klum is on vacation and unlike her past vacations where she was tapping into her German roots and letting Seal shit on her face before knocking her up, in between bikini breaks, she’s now doing the family shit, where she’s not wearing a bikini and running around chasing after kids, changing their diapers and being a fucking mom, and there’s really nothing sexy about that, except maybe the birthing process, but that’s just cuz watching pussy do circus tricks and shapeshifting like some kind cartoon character or superhero….but that only lasts a few minutes before you realize how disgusting the whole thing is….

Either way, I’m convinced there will be bikini pics, so let these be a preview of what may be to come….even if it is still sloppier than she once was….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Heidi Klum