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2010

02

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Mom Nipples in her Bikini of the Day

I am pretty down with this bikini…I mean at this point in bikini design there’s really no point in even wearing a bikini top…but I guess some girls who get paid to show off their bodies don’t like going fully topless for free even when they are slutty enough to get pregnant and almost sacrifice their careers…this is like the gateway bathing suit for girls entertaining the idea of going topless but not fully confident to take the plunge…. and that makes it a good thing….


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

30

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and the girl I am with is not letting me play her pussy. She’s insisting that my hands are dirty from picking up cigarette butts and pennies from the back alleys, when really I get my money out of my wife’s purse and I quit smoking years ago, cunt….by not washing, staring in random women’s windows and and playing on the internet….

Here are my links….

Halle Berry ina Bikini cuz She’s White and White Chicks aren’t Scared of Water, Unless they are Pretending they are Black to Win Academy Awards.
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I Wasn’t Aware Laurence Fishburne Has a Daughter But Apparently He Does and Apparently Shes Releasing a Sex Tape
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Irina Shayk Was Made For Short Shorts
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Because There’s No Way in Hell There’s Someone In Your Life to Get You Off, Virgin
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Video: Top 10 Greatest Dunks By Players You’ve Never Heard Of
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Lady Gaga Nip Slip in the Pool
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Rachel McAdams is Looking Good as a Blonde
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Lezzie Girlfriends Get It On
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Shyla Jennings Has no Panties On
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Squirting on the Farm – VIDEO
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Larissa Riquelme World Cup Hottie Nudes
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Drew Cary is Smoking Meth or Something
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Kenya Moore is an Exotic Hottie
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Lexi Lowe is Taking a Shower
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I Wanna Be All Over Veronica Vega’s Ass
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You’re Gonna Love Fibi Love
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Diane Vickers Purple Panty Upskirt
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Janessa and Alexandra Video
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Man Freida Pinto is So Hot
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I Wish Dina Lohan Would Get Naked So Listening To Her Dribble on and On About Her Loser Fucking Daughter Would Be a Bit More Entertaining
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Pictures For You to Have Naughty Thoughts To
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Jessica Alba Just Cause
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Whoa, Who Knew Zac Efron Was So Awesome
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Kaydrn Cross is Naked
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LoL Kid of the Day – VIDEO
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If Banging Michelle Rodriguez Would Make Me a Lesbian, So Be It
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Playboy Playmates Anyone?
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Busty Sluts in Public
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Blake Lively Is Leggy And See Through
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18 Interesting Facts About Farts
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Final Thoughts On Comic-Con: It’s Like A 4-Day Double Rainbow Video
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AMAZING! Between 2 Ferns With Zach Galifianakis and Steve Carell
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Mysterious Arcade Master Shows Off Then Disappears – VIDEO
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Pussy Juice Must See
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Christina Hendrick’s Tits
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Babe Gianna
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Top 12 Porny Terms You’ve Been Missing Out On
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

30

Jul

Amber Heard Topless in The Joneses of the Day

I kinda like this bitch…I find myself googling her name everytime I see it and remembering that she’s one of those low level Hollywood bitches I think needs to get more naked so she becomes a household name to more than just the virgin losers who are obsessed with her role in Zombieland

I guess this is her making a move in the right direction by flashing tit…barely flashing tit…but still flashing tit and I’m showing my support hoping it encourages her enough that her next role shows pussy lip.

Either way, I’m a fan…

Posted in:Amber Heard

2010

30

Jul

Carrie Underwood Shows Off her Married Legs of the Day

I don’t know if seeing a recently married bitch who is fresh off her honeymoon in shorts and ridiculous high heels performing on TV will turn anyone on, I mean I’m desensitized from doing this shit everyday unless the bitch is inserting her heel in her vagina or her friend’s vagina after spending a day walking around dirty downtown piss filled alleys, I’m not too interested, but I figure some people are easier to please, especially the backwoods, religious country folk who can’t get enough Carrie Underwood, and pretend her pussy didn’t just spend 10 days of romance doing circus tricks for her hockey cock….so here are legs doing nothin’ special in some heels for those of you who aren’t so depraved and who still have good old American values.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Carrie Underwood

2010

30

Jul

Montana Fishburne Sex Tape of the Day

Laurence Fishburne’s 19 year old daughter has a sex tape. Like all 19 year olds, she has grown up on internet porn and celebrity sex tapes, making sex a very different thing than it was for girls my age when I was growing up, making her a lot more fun than girls my age….

Seriously, I know 19 year olds in group sex, getting their asses fucked, taking loads on their faces, doing all the things you had to date a girl and spend months convincing her to do before the internet, making the world a much better place….

The sex tape she is launching seems to be an actual produced porno with a pornstar named Brian Pumper who forgest STD test results and not the standard sex tape you pretend you get leaked and I think it’s great marketing to make her a household name and encourage every girl out there to do the same, even though I am more into amateur leaked shit and not the produced shit….but that is probably because the pornstars they hire aren’t celebrity daughters….

Either way, I like black chicks. I like watching people fuck. I like 19 year old girls. I think the whole thing is gonna work out fine for me. Except maybe for the fact that she has her father’s mouth…which could make the whole thing a little homo.

Here is the press release if you care…

A-LIST HOLLYWOOD DAUGHTER MONTANA FISHBURNE MAKES XXX DEBUT WITH VIVID ENTERTAINMENT

Sexy 19 Year-Old Daughter of famed actor Laurence Fishburne Sees Adult Movie as Important First Step in her Career

LOS ANGELES — (July 30, 2010) – Gorgeous Montana Fishburne, the sexy 19-year-old daughter of the Tony and Emmy award winning actor Laurence Fishburne has made “Montana Fishburne,” her first-ever adult movie, with Vivid Entertainment. The DVD of the movie will be released nationwide and available online at vivid.com on Wednesday, August 18th.

The movie is more than an hour long and follows the uninhibited Montana as she engages in wild, erotic adventures in a car, a hotel room and even in public while visiting a mall!

“I view making this movie as an important first step in my career,” said Montana. “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

Clearly, Montana shares the same sentiment with the release of this “thrill-sex” through the Vivid-Celeb imprint.

“Montana made up her mind to make this dvd before we met her,” said Steven Hirsch, Vivid’s founder/co-chairman. “She grew up in the entertainment business and was well aware of our company. In looking at the careers of many current leading female personalities, she saw a path to success and hopes to follow it.”

Hirsch adds, “When we first met, we were impressed with not just her beauty, but how self-possessed she is. Her performance in the movie is scorching, and we think that she will bring that same passion to all of her endeavors – whether in adult or the mainstream.”

Check back – cuz I will be getting exclusive clips as they get released on this.

Posted in:Montana Fishburne

2010

30

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news to keep everyone inspired….

Woman who almost got raped in the Projects has the best brother ever…..

Man Charged for Prostitution Ring

A Minneapolis man is accused of running an operation that connected prostitutes with “Nice Guy” customers at Minneapolis hotels.

Married Woman Talks About Sex with On Duty GA Cop

A married woman speaks about her affair with a Georgia police officer while he was on duty. Now the wife and her husband want the officer off the job.

Vanilla Ice Jumps Car Through Fire Into a Pond

After months of planning Rob Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice) jumps a Cadillac through fire into a pond, underwhelming everyone watching.

NY Congressman Anthony Weiner Flips Out on House Floor

Rep Anthony Weiner loses his cool on the floor of Congress while talking about medical care for 9/11 emergency responders

Caught on Tape: Dancing Robbers Hit Two Stores

A bizarre team of robbers, possibly strung out drugs, takes to dancing during a crime in Dallas.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

30

Jul

Rachel Bilson in Some Tight Jeans of the Day

Girls, let Rachel Bilson teach you a quick and easy lesson. When you are at your peak of your career and your sex appeal, don’t start dating some over-bearing insecure loser from Canada who was lucky enough to land a movie franchise role, but who will never get work again like a one trick pony, and if you do, don’t say yes when he proposes or tricks you into moving into his farm in Canada, to hide you from the fun and excitement of Hollywood, by making you think living in the middle of fucking no where is the best thing for your sanity and career, cuz when you finally get the courage to leave the brainwashing freakshow, and run back to Hollywood to get your shit you left behind back together, your ass won’t be quite where it once was.

So here is Rachel Bilson’s ass in jeans a few years too late…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2010

30

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Dick-Clit in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I think Paris Hilton’s clit is a little too pointy to be squeezed into a one-piece bathing suit.

Seriously, lookin’ at these pictures, I feel like a micro-penised tranny is about to put on his Barbara Streisand inspired stage show, but didn’t quite tuck his shit in proper….

I know it is just her millionaire dick clit, one that has seen a lot and traveled many miles landing her at some cheesy looking party filled with cheesy fucking people in a one-piece where she gets to let her 30 year old loose ass loose…an ass that in just a few years will be granny-like and sloppy cuz that’s just what happens to women as they age…so I understand this celebration that is probably one of her the final tours as a party slut…not that anyone would really want to marry her and have her kids…but then again people do a lot worse things for money.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

30

Jul

Tara Reid’s Partying Continues of the Day

I don’t really understand why Tara Reid’s got a crooked mouth, but it makes me laugh. It’s like she’ had some kind of botox accident that left her lookin’ like her parents were first cousins, or that she was punched in the jaw like some kind of drunken cowboy who stole another cowboy’s horse, but for some reason, the whole thing is pretty entertaining…whether it’s her drunken fake tits, her over-protective fiance stressing the fuck out cuz she’s out of control with Dennis Rodman, or her flashing her panties, shit is better than a TV show or movie and someone needs to start following this bitch around with a video camera, cuz her life is fucking amazing…and I vow to document as much of it as I can….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Tara Reid

2010

30

Jul

YouTube Lesbian Video of the Day

I just randomly landed on this video and thought it was some kind of amazingness that not enough people have seen.

Sure seeing young bitches make out is played out and obvious, but it never gets boring, especially when the dude is listening to random shitty music that I can’t imagine anyone ever really being into, and makes genius commentary like “If I was a bitch, I’d be lesbian” in some white trash gutter trailer park accent that would scare me if I heard it tell me to drop my pants in a back alley…

If anything this just reminds me that there are so many YouTube videos that I would want to watch but shit is hiding on their site…

Posted in:Lesbian|Youtube