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2010

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet went out mid-day….so I went out drinking instead of posting shit everyone else is posting faster that I do…and I met a guy in some grimey fucking bathroom who was taking a piss next to me and insisted and telling me that fucking his brother isn’t gay, it’s incest, like the incest cancels out the homo….and I clenched my asshole and finished off as fast as I could, not so much cuz I’m a homophobe, but because I’m not into incest….especially when it is raping me….

Here are my stepLINKS….have a good weekend…and remember a weekend is only good when your teen daughter, girlfriend, or the bitch you had a one night stand with comes knocking on your door telling you she’s pregnant…

Katy Perry Topless for Esquire
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Guess Whose Mom May do Playboy?
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Cunt Gosselin and Her Back Alley Botox
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Because It’s Friday and I Don’t Want The Pathetic Lonliness of the Weekend To Make You Kill Yourself
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Asian Pole Dancing Video of the Day
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Gotta Love Yoga Sluts
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The 10 Ugliest Athlete Sneakers of All-Time
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The 20 Hottest Tennis Players
(And Yes, They are Female, Fag)
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UK Model Danille From BangBabes Panty Upskirt Flash
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Liz Hurley Has Still Got It, and By It, I Mean Her Massive Rack
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Justina is in the Shower
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Sexy Blondes Are Horny As Hell
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I Can’t Find Anything Wrong With This Picture, Can You?
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I Wanna Be All Over Klara Webster
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Daughters With GUNS – VIDEO
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Yes, It Makes You Gay if You Fuck a Drag Queen, Not That It Would Stop You
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This Little soccer Slut Loves Spain
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Mmmmmmmm Nikita….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini Makes Me Weep…In a Good Way
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Sheila Has a Lesbian 4 Way – VIDEO
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Melissa Satta is Playing Volleyball at the Beach
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Cate Blanchette is Hto No Matter What the Occaision
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Katy Perry Topless Anyone?
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Here’s All the Sluts From Twilight
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Selena Gomez in Her Bikini
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Micah is On the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Slut in Swimwear
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Tila Tequila Craziness of the Day
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Check Out Lonnie Waters
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Hottie Gets Naked on the Web Cam, Nuff Said
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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Is Definitely Back
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The 10 Absolute Worst Music Videos Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Peaches Geldof Looks Sloppy in a Bikini
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9 Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Deaths
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LADIES! This is How You Work Your Breasts Out
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Adriana Lima For V Magazine in Spain
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Pixar Waster a Lot of Time and Money Making Toy Story, They COuld Have Just Done This – VIDEO
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You Just Gotta Love Amateurs
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Avril Lavigne is Shopping For a Motorcycle, Hopefully She Crashes it and Kills Herself
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Carrie
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7 Pornstar Celebrity Lookalikes
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BONUS!!!

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

25

Jun

Ashley Green’s Titties in a Tank Top of the Day

Everyone’s freaking out about this Ashley Green bitch, so I figured I’d post these boring pictures of her cleavage in her tank top cuz I know at least one of you weirdos is jerking off to these right now and as much as that depresses me, because you should never be able to get off to anything that isn’t naked, otherwise you are on the verge of and as awkward as it is that I some how managed to get involved in your masturbation even if it is not directly involved in it, it’s more than I want to be….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Green

2010

25

Jun

A Bit of Tila Tequila’s Nipple of the Day

When I go too long without seeing Tila Tequila pulling stunts at events to get attention I start wondering what the point of living is…you know I get to thinking real dark thoughts like whether I should end it all and I have a feeling that’s the same feeling Tila Tequila gets everytime she looks in a mirror and realizes that I’m her only fan and everyone else has turned their back on her..

Here is a little of her nipple….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2010

25

Jun

Trying to Look Up Helena Christensen’s Skirt of the Day

Once I got over the belief that girls who do sports are dykes out of my head and realized that girls who bike are generally girls too poor to take the bus, like students, hippies and unemployed girls with low expectations, I started noticing them…and since starting noticing them, I realize that any girl in a skirt might as well shouldn’t bother wearing a fucking skirt, cuz shit’s useless, and they are pretty much flashing cunt the entire ride, and most importantly, that sniffing a warm bike seat when the hot bitch you’ve been following parks to get an ice cream, is one of life’s greatest gifts…..


Pics via Fame

Posted in:Helena Christenen

2010

25

Jun

Lisa Rinna Hard Nipples of the Day

I know that 90 percent of this bitch is plastic, but as long as she has hard nipples I am ok with that, even if those nipples were after market and made from the fat they pulled out off her thighs, or that they transplanted from some South American mother of 12 who needed some money, it doesn’t matter to me, cuz I am the kind of guy who gets hard when an old lady gets caught in the rain and the nipples on those saggy tits that have seen the world a few times over and by world I mean a lot of semen, get hard…cuz I don’t care what they belong to, I just care that they are there and thanks to Lisa Rinna and her old body, not because she proves that despite all studies, plastic does degrade but because her nipples are hard…and that’s good enough for me…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lisa Rinna

2010

25

Jun

Jersey Shore Pigs Go to an Event of the Day

Despite being very gross looking, these Jersey shore cunts are really living the life…you know it takes a real celebrity to get invited to a movie premiere for a movie that should be straight to fucking video and 3/4 of the cast know it, but also realize the public are idiots and will still go see it cuz their favorite funny people are in the shit, I mean other than Kevin James and David Spade, but you get what I am saying here….just last year Snooki and J Woww were waiting in line at malls to see this crap and now their sloppy pig bodies are doing the red carpet with their sloppy pig tits…and I guess that mean’s they’ve made it and really I am not hating on them…cuz they’ve figured this shit out far better than I have…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jersey Shore

2010

25

Jun

Lolene is Some Tranny Lookin Bitch of the Day

I don’t know who this Lolene bitch is…I just know that every hispanic tranny prositute I have come across has had a similar stupid fucking name, has had the same look, the same outfit and same stance as this bitch….That’s not to say that this bitch has a cock, but it is to say that she could pretend she does if she is ever short on money, cuz apparently Tranny prostitutes make a hell of a lot more money that girl whore, partially because balls make them better at business, but also because the people who fuck trannies are usually high powered, straight, family men lookin’ for excitement, usually willing to pay the price to make sure shit never gets out….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lolene

2010

25

Jun

Alex Chung Dry Fucks in Public of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is. I just know the paparazzi took a picture of her. I figure her boyfriend must be in a band or some shit, cuz based on the way he looks and the way she’s hanging onto him like a little slut, rubbing her pussy on his dick over their clothes screams that she’s insecure and is trying to make him realize what he has so that when they aren’t together he at least uses a condom when he fucks his groupies…but I could be wrong…it happens at least 5 times a day but in my fantasy world…I’m right…and that’s all that matters…I mean other than the fact that they are getting naughty in public…because as an exhibitionist I approve of this inappropriate behavior…cuz I get a taste of it without having to climb up fire escapes…

Here is her passionate goodbye…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alex Chung

2010

25

Jun

Adriane Curry Does Twitter in the Shower of the Day

Adriane Curry took her vile self to the shower to wash off her sins and posted the shit on twitter for new followers…cuz I guess some people like seeing bitches strategically posed in the shower…while I’m more into seeing actual pussy lip.

Her cry for attention is obvious…but then again so is her entire career, because we’re dealing with a bitch who got addicted to “fame” from being on reality TV back in the beginning of reality TV and even married a 50 year old Brady Bunch actor cuz she was promised a reality show in exchange…but those good times are over and her camera crew was replaced with a cell phone camera and her TV show replaced with a Twitter account no one cares about, and this is her desperate effort for ratings…cuz this is all her useless ass has…I mean other than a very Brady midget and his Viagra prescription that is just happy he’s getting pussy now that he’s expired.

Posted in:Adriana Curry

2010

25

Jun

Melissa Satta in Her Bikini of the Day

She isa SI Swimsuit model and she’s in a swimsuit. I am a drunk and I am still drunk. Everything is making pretty good sense to me today….everything is playing out the way you’d expect it to…everyone is doing what they are supposed to be doing…shitty teenage angst tattoos you’d expect to see at the mall aside, she’s got an amazing fucking ass and that’s really all i have to say about that…I mean other than….my job on this one’s done….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Melissa Satta