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2010

19

May

Emmy Rossum’s Tits in Shameless of the Day


[IMAGES REMOVED CUZ WARNER BROS ARE DICKS AND FEEL THAT SHIT THEY PUT ON TV SHOULDN’T BE CAPTURED AND PUT ON THE INTERNET, I AM SURE THEY WOULDN’T SUE, BUT WASN’T IN THE MOOD TO FIND OUT, AND REALLY EMMY ROSSUM’S TITS WERE DISGUSTING, SO YOU AREN”T MISSING OUT ON MUCH]

Apparently there is a show called Shameless on TV. I’ve never heard of it. I’ve never heard people talk about it. I don’t know anyone who watches it, not even my neighbor who collects welfare, has stolen sattelite who watches everything, but apparently this Emmy Rossum bitch shows off her big shit stain nipple on it, cuz she’s shameless and knows it is the only way she will get noticed

I didn’t know who Emmy Rossum was, but assumed she was named by her stage mom who pushed her into acting to live out her dream she couldn’t thanks to getting pregnant at a young age…but instead found out she was 14, surprising me, cuz these tits don’t look a day younger than 40. I guess she grew up too fast for her own good, Hollywood will do that to you…

These pictures could be old, but they are new to me and that’s what matters..

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|Shameless|Tits

2010

19

May

Jayde Nicole Still Trying to Get Noticed of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with this trash from Canada is. I know she followed her single-mother’s white trash lead to take her titties to Playboy cuz it pays more and leads to more opportunity than stripping, but as long as she does it when she’s freshly turned 18 so that her youth works for her guaranteeing a spot as most whores only get the confidence to get naked for the world after their other plans in money making have fallen apart and they realize that “it’s now or never”….but instead of staying true to being a bitch who gets naked for money, she started dating some idiot, ended up on a shitty reality shot, and now thinks she’s a fucking TV star, when really she isn’t shit…other than a whore meant to get naked who got diverted…

So when I see the useless cunt showing off a little tit, I like to get the message out that she needs to step up her game and flash some cunt, cuz otherwise no one will notice you in a few months…and this post has been my good deed of the day…helping some trash out when no one else bother noticing her or her cleavage cuz it’s irrelevant anymore…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Playboy|Whore

2010

19

May

Karolina Kurkova Hits Rock Bottom of the Day

Karolina Kurkova, the fat Victoria Secret Model, who was almost fired because she liked cake but pretended it was hormonal like most fat people, like my wife, who at 300 pounds won’t fucking admit that fact that she eats more food than a small family and the food she eats is fucking disgusting shit while sitting all fucking day complaining about how hot it is as she dies too slow, miserable and drawn out cuz she’s hates me more than she hates herself and believes suicide has to be irritating for all of us, has officially hit rock bottom. You see, the second you are in on a photo-op with a useless prostitute of a woman like Victoria Silvstedt, who managed to get into the event only becuase she sells her pussy to a midget billionaire, and not because she was at one time in Playboy, is the second you should pack your bags and move back to Eastern Europe.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Karolona Kurkova|Rock Bottom

2010

19

May

Naomi Watts’ Mom Ass in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

I do like watching mom’s at the public pool playing with their kids, usually because they are so focused on their bratty kids that they dont realize that half a pussy lip is hanging out of their bathing suit, or that their white bikini top is see through cuz we live in the ghetto and our stores don’t sell quality fabrics, but part of me still finds the whole mom thing disgusting, knowing a baby has passed through that pussy, knowing that pussy is being rolled up and stuffed into place like an old suitcase being overstuffed when you try to make the escape from the hell you are living…but half naked mom pussy is better than no pussy, so we get by and put our ideals behind us, and remember that sometimes “good enough” is enough…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Mom Ass|Naomi Watts

2010

19

May

Zooey Deschanel in Some Vintage Bathing Suits for Summer of the Day

I don’t know who Zooey Deschanel is, I just know that her name always reminds me of my friend who took the “petting zoo” too literally. I don’t actually have a friend who fucks animals, I have friends who fuck women who are so ugly I’d rather fuck an animal, and the only person I know who used to fuck animals was a Turkish muslim dude who would fuck dogs because jerking off and fucking bitches was against his religion and for some reason wasn’t embarrassed about telling me the story at least 4 times in the last 4 years….

I do know that Zooey Deschanel looks like the kind of girl I wouldn’t notice on the street. You know the obscure geek hipster who I just assume is a lesbian who would go to the public pool in vintage bathing suits and not just wear them in photoshoots and really who fucking cares…I know I don’t….

Posted in:Vintage Bathing Suits|Zooey Deschanel

2010

19

May

Lindsay Lohan’s New Lesbian Pussy of the Day

I communicate with Lindsay Lohan sometimes, sure it’s usually when I am drunk and telepathic conversations in my head and sure it may seem crazy, but when you’re connected to the soul with someone, logic doesn’t really play much of a factor, and if I’m not talking to the actual Lindsay Lohan but instead something I made up in my head, I’m cool with that because the Lindsay Lohan I is interesting and fun and interested in catering to my needs…without all that Hollywood bullshit that comes with the real Lindsay Lohan…not that it matters…

What does matter is that there are two reports coming out about her today, first that she’s fucking this pig bitch in the pictures who she’s helping promote, which is a lie according to Lohan, and the other is that she’s fucking Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend, which is very possible, because Lohan loves dick but also resents Amandan Seyfried for stealing her Mean Girls glory….I know for a fact that Lohan hates her and that fucking a bitch you hate’s boyfriend is the ultimate revenge, part of the reason I love Lohan, the other part of the reason is her amazing tits.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2010

19

May

Kate Moss Dancing for Top Shop of the Day

I love watching girls dance but I haven’t gone to the stripclub recently, mainly because it’s dull. Sure I love seeing bitches get naked, but I am so over watching bitches get paid to get naked. They are uninspired and seem like robots working the assembly line of taking off clothes and letting dudes grab your tits for money. They are like fast food workers cuz no matter where you are in the world, you know what you are going to get. Same moves, same outfits, same acts, same everything. It’s fucking cookie cutter, and I guess that’s why they are strippers and not running ad agencies or the Cirque du Soliel….

So I’ve decided to try to find everyday bitches in dance, from creeping on Salsa classes, to creeping on Jazzarobics, to high school dance shows, to dance recitals, and none of the shit did anythinf for me, cuz I realize I need to see pussy when a bitch dances….so it’s safe say as much as I love girls dancing and hate strippers….seeing pussy makes everything better.

So here is Kate Moss, a model not a dancer, doing some bullshit dance campaign for some show she is probably a part owner in, and she isn’t showing her pussy, which is a good thing, cuz after years of banging needle-sharing heroin addict rockstar gutter dick has left her pussy a fucking mess…but I guess this is for old times when she was worth jerking off to….

Posted in:Dancing|Kate Moss

2010

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t have anything to say…I am too busy trying to get out of here because I found a spot where all the corporate suits go out for exercise after work like a bunch of fucking drones, but luckily a lot of the corporate suits have vaginas in vagina hugging expensive workout gear, which is a hell of a lot better than watching actual strippers, cuz real girl pussy is far more exhilerating than bitches who are only in it for the money…

Here are my stepLINKS…..

Guess Who is Posing in Playboy in 3…2…1….
GO

Lindsay Lohan Is Terrorizing Cannes
GO

Just Because You May Die old Alone Doesn’t Mean You Have to Be Old and Alone Now
GO

And More Kate Beckinsale Sexiness
GO

The 20 Worst Myspace Pictures Ever
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The 50 Hottest Women Wearing Sports Jerseys
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt
GO

Celebrity Look Alikes and Their Disney Counterparts
(Check Out Gary Busey!)
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Aishwarya Rai is So Hot is Make My Boner Hurt
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Becky and Her Self Shots
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Public Legislation in Guam Looks More Fun Than UFC – VIDEO
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Little Cutie Does Some Self Study – VIDEO
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Get Ready to Puke – Celebrities Without Make Up
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And That’s Why The Bridesmaids Need to Starv Themselves Before The Wedding
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And Now the WORST Porn You Will Watch All Day
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Trina is Wearing Next to Nothing
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Some Jersey Shore Whores Just Because
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Sophia is Casually Hot
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Seriously, Megan Fox Just Needs to Stop Fuckng Talking Forever
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Nina Dobrev and Ashley Green Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Maria Ozawa Is Seriously Hot And Seriously Stroke Worthy
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I Wanna Rip Off Marion Cotillard’s Jumpsuit
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Kelis, WTF Are You and Your Giant Amazing Tits Wearing?
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And Here’s the Cover for Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape
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Her Sextoy is Big and Purple – VIDEO
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Tricia Helfer and Grace Park and Their Maxim Video
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Tiziana Rocca May As Well Take That Dress Right Off
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Bikini Girl Ashley
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Thank God For Pic Dumps
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Cheryl Tweedy’s L’Oreal Photos Are Hotter Than They Should Be
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80’s Bully Montage – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Random Photo Hotness
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In Case You Missed the Bikini Shots for Miss USA
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How Delonte West Hooked Up With Lebron’s Mom
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Cat Fiiiiiiiiight – VIDEO
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EPIC TRACKTOR FIGHT SCENE – VIDEO
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Lohan Found a New Taco to Chow Down On
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Joanna Oils Herself Up
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Follow Me You Fucking Asshole
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

May

stepNEWS of the Day

If you haven’t caught on to this feature yet, then I have no fucking hope in you and shouldn’t bother explaining, but I will, because I have nothing better to do….Celebrities are boring, real people on the news are entertaining, so I compile a list of the best stories I’ve come across today..cuz idiots are amongst us….and here it is…..

“Hooters” girl told to lose weight or be fired

TN Woman Accused of Hitting Boyfriend with Whiskey Bottle, Trying to Run Him Over

Adult Video Store Robbed in Austin, TX

Georgia Bar Hangs Controversial Sign
The owner of a restaurant and bar in Marietta, Georgia entered the debate over illegal immigration Monday. A controversial sign using a racial slur, was put in front of his business.

Orlando Fast food worker attacked with stun gun
Two women were arrested early Monday evening after police say they threatened workers at a Volusia County fast food restaurant with a stun gun

Underage Illinois HS Student Talks About Affair with Teacher
An underage student gives details about her relationship with a popular teacher at her high school, Jason Van Hooty

The Bra Whisperer: How to Get the Right Fit from Your Bra
Learn common mistakes women make when it comes to getting the right fit from their bras.

Suspected Prostitute, Pimp in Court
The two people who were accused of extorting more than a half million dollars from a metro man were in court Monday. Police say the victim killed himself in May but left a note behind exposing the extortion.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

18

May

Megan Fox in Some Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

I don’t read lips, but I do read pussy lips, and Megan Fox’s pussy is screaming for fucking help. It’s been held captive all these years by the loser from the original 90210 and it wants to be let out of its cage before it’s too late and the only thing prime is her real estate investments… Seriously, it wants to be let out, but everytime it tries to escape he beats it and tells it how worthless it is so it loses confidence in itself while making him feel good about himself….thinking he is the only dick to eat…and here it is trying to divert itself by chewing on a pair of pants cuz that’s the only thing it is allowed to snack on that isn’t him…the whole thing is very sad…and so is this post…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Megan Fox|Tight Pants