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2010

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is some french holiday here so all the french sluts are out getting drunk and I figured I should too, so I skipped out on posting and decided to go drinking in the french part of town, where I was greeted by toothless trash and haggard stripping looking women who were drinking cheap beer, chain smoking cheap cigarettes and dancing on the porches while screaming insanity at each other like the unemployed welfare whores they are, and part of me thinks I just witnessed what heaven was based on when they invented the shit….here are my stepLINKS….I’ve got me some gravy and cheese covered pussy to eat..

Partying With Jeremy London Sounds Like a Riot
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Bai Ling is Fucking Insane and How the Hell Did She Get in a Movie With Helen Mirren…of the Day
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures
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Mc Donald’s Wants to Shove Their Sausage Up Your Ass!!
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Because It’s Not Friday Yet, and You Gotta Get Through the Week Somehow
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Orlando Bloom Is One Lucky Fucker. Miranda Kerr Makes My Pants Tight
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10 Possible Tiger Woods Porn Spin-offs: Mistress Edition
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20 Hottest World Cup 2010 Wives and Girlfriends
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Kelly Brooke Had a Panty Upskirt
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Some Devon Aoki Just Because
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Ariel is Playing With Her Pussy
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Wanna Fucking Laugh? Here’s Bristol Palin Trying to Act – VIDEO
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Arika Oils Up Her Rack
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Whoa Brandy is Lookin Hot Again
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Cindy Crawford Has Still Got It
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How to Move Your Old and Dying Father – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Soccer Sluts
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Rosa Acosta X Vanessa Veasley X Marisa Elise X Alexis Hayes X Bernice Burgos
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Rosie Jones is Topless
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Jesse Jolie and Aline
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Khia’s Candy Cane Coochie
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I Wanna Be All Over Chelsea Staub
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Gotta Love Big, Natural Tits
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Some Christina Aguilera
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Wait – You Mean Justin Beiber ISN’T a Woman?
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Dara Knows How to Take Care of Herself – VIDEO
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iPhone FAIL – VIDEO
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Shakira is Still Looking Good
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Marisa Miller Anyone?
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Busty Latin Webcam Teen
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Jarah Mariano’s Shwingtastic Bikini Pictures To The Rescue
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25 Miley Cyrus Photos We’re Not Supposed To Look At
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guess Who is Still Fat?
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Coco, Her Giant Ass and Massive Tits Take the Dog For a Walk
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Gotta Love It When an International Whore Wears Clothes That Her Tits Pop Out of On TV – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Rosie Jones and Friends Strip Down
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Katie is Wearing Sunglasses and Nothing Else
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New Underwear World Record Set By Ten Year Old…Wait, What? – VIDEO
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The 7 Types of People at the Strip Club
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Get a Load of Caprice
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2010

24

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

People are fucked and I guess so am I for loving when they do stupid fucking shit….

Transvestite Gets Life for Stealing Bras

School will offer condoms to Kindergartners

Al Gore investigated for sexual misconduct

Why Selma Hayek Doesn’t Sweat at Movie Premieres

89 year-old woman who carries a gun

Man Struggles To Put Pants On As A Shirt

Brides Are Now Wearing Diapers on the Big Day

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

24

Jun

Salma Hayek’s Big Fat Mom Tits Tour of the Day

Salma Hayek’s tis are on tour. I guess they are promotion a movie but I like to think they are just promoting her. They make me forget that she’s old and a mom now…and remember the things I used to do to myself watching topless clips of her in movies…it’s funny how tits can be so manipulative….even when they are Mexican after I vowed to never get off to a Mexican whore cuz my mother was a Mexican whore and it just feels wrong…but I guess there are exceptions to every rule you make based on your damaged childhood….

Speaking of damaged, here are her tits and her 45 year old body, destroying many stereotypes of other 45 year old Mexican women, with 12 kids and the ability to make a bed faster than they can change a white kid they work for’s diaper….and they are substantial….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2010

24

Jun

Rebecca Gayheart Karma Watch of the Day

Now that Rebecca Gayheart has a kid, I like to keep track of her, just to see if Karma gets back at her for running over a kid with her car only to be given 3 years probation and a 2,800 dollar fine…and I’m sure she’s liking the attention since the last movie she was in was called “Bunny Whipped” and it came out in 2007….and the highlight of her life recently was some cocaine fueled threesome sex tape that wasn’t even fun to watch…and that didn’t even blow the fuck up cuz after you kill a kid, even if you get off for it, and even if you don’t let it phase you cuz you are self-absorbed cunt, you’re done..

But in her defense, the parents of the kid she killed but got off from killing got an out of court settlement, which to their poor Spic asses must have solved a lot of problems….probably enough problems that losing one of their dozen or so kids was a small safrice to make to get some “Urban Legends: Final Cut” dollars….I keep having visions of the kid’s mom pushing him in front of the famous car cuz she saw a lottery ticket at the end…but maybe I’m just dark…..

Either way, she’s got an injured hand and I think it’s safe to say Karma is coming….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rebecca Gayheart

2010

24

Jun

Sofia Vergara Hides Her Big Fat Tits of the Day

I always respect busty Colombian whores who made it in America after years of trying thanks to fucking the right dude at ABC who insisted she get on an actual show after years of having shitty roles in random ABC shows I never heard of…sometimes it only takes finding the right dude to suck off to make it…you know the one with all the contacts, you just have to have the body to make shit worth it for him to go out our way for you…or the video of him doing cocaine off your pussy that you threaten to send his wife….cuz dudes are easy…if the pussy is prime, even if it is damaged and looks prime, we’ll do you favors….especially if you can extort us and ruin our careers and marriages and sometimes, when you’re an immigrant, that’s your only real hope other than stripping.

She’s almost 40, she’s had cancer, she’s got kids, but most imporantly she’s got huge tits, and unfortunately, she’s hiding them….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2010

24

Jun

Adrian Grenier and One of the Upsides of Having a TV Show of the Day

Here’s just a reminder that if you are on TV…pussy will pretty much throw itself at you….and sure it’s not always prime pussy….and often times the pussy is crazy or on a fucking pig of a woman..but that’s the whole reason you insist the network you work for hire you security to filter out the good from the bad…cuz there’s one thing that comes with being on TV and being famous on almost any level and that is that it makes girls fucking horny and eager to fuck you just because they think you are important and having you in them makes them feel important….even if you are the star of the local mattress store’s commercial. It’s almost fucking crazy, but I guess so are most women…and I figured it’s a nice reminder how easy even the most wholesome of girls is the second the right dude walks out the door they happen to be standing next to….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Adrian Grenier

2010

24

Jun

Zoe Saldana’s Legs of the Day

This bitch from Avatar has some seriously great legs and ass. I guess the virgin Sci-Fi weirdos weren’t so crazy when they started jerking of to her Avatar character, before they got really into in and started making lifesize models of the bitch in full avatar costume in their basement, so that they could fuck her and feel an actual connection with something other than their mothers..the kind of lonliness that breeds insanity and the kind of insanity that makes them think they are actually dating the bitch, or married to the bitch, because of an awkward ceremony they set up in their backyard late one night…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Zoe Saldana

2010

24

Jun

Kristen Stewart is Ugly in Her Skimpy Outfit of the Day

This is some real inbred shit…There is no way that the mother and father that created this awkward looking thing that I’d expect to see working the ice cream shop in special support shoes for inbred motherfuckers who have one leg longer than the other. I don’t expect her to be the “hottest” thing in Hollywood because of some bullshit teen movie that anyone with half a fucking brain knows is garbage…unfortunately proving that the general population doesn’t have half a brain and are just a gang of fucking retards that like amusement park rides and staring at bright fucking lights….

I find this bitch vile lookin’, perfect for the character in the vampire movie that gets killed in the first 5 minutes before the opening credits role, you know the janitor at a camp kind of motherfucker, but not the fucking love interest…..and here she is in a pretty skimpy skirt, lookin’ like white trash that’s actually whiter than every other white person….and here is that inbred backwoods shit….at a movie premiere with who I assume is her lesbian lover…but who really could be anyone in a revealing dress….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2010

24

Jun

Michael Jackson Still Scares Me a Year After his “Death” of the Day

Dead or alive, Michael Jackson fucking scares….and I have no idea how creating this special commemorative wax figure of the motherfucker really celebrates the year anniversary of his death…when the real celebration is all the kids he used to get with have had a year for their assholes to heal….

I am not even sure if this fucker is dead, his death revitalized his career, got him out of debt, would have been easy to stage, and he may not have even been a real human for all we fucking know, based on his serious resemblance to ET. Maybe motherfucker just went back to the planet he came from…..

Either way, this is some zombie or robot shit I need to consult with my weird lonely neighbor who knows a lot about these things, but I’m convinced this is the real MJ, he’s just turned off, but that’ll all change when little boys come through the museum and rub up against him for a picture….

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Posted in:Michael Jackson

2010

24

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley’s Tits Hang With Her Rich Husband of the Day

The funny thing about Elizabeth Hurley is not that she was dating Hugh Grant back when he got busted for trying to fuck a tranny. It is not that she has an illegit kid with some billionaire notorious for knocking bitches up and pretending the kids aren’t his. It is that he married herself a slumdog millionaire.

Sure, there’s probably nothing wrong with Indian people, I am sure they are lovely and every single Indian I have ever spoken to at an outsourced call center or an Indian restaurant has been alright….I guess it’s just weird to see an Indian dude with hot white pussy. I guess he doesn’t mind a 45 year old with baggage because she’s Liz Hurley and has great tits….and she doesn’t mind his curry smell cuz his money is a great distraction…But you can’t put a price on love…who cares if he owned the factory she was getting her swimsuits made in…but you can put a price on great natural tits…especially if you’re a stripper, pornstar or prostitute…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley