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2010

05

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Bullshit Modeling of the Day

I don’t really know where Lohan found all the time to get all these modeling jobs she’s been popping up in lately, but I am pretty sure it happened before her week spent in prison. I guess this is one of the components to her revamping her image, you know a long with staging a prison sentence and rehab, all in efforts to get back on track in the role of her lifetime as the struggling pornstar Linda Lovelace, that will land her an Academy award, since she’s a household name that has reclaimed having people talk about her in recent weeks, and now this flow of pictures she took is the follow up material to keep the publicity train on track, so that people post the shit, talk about the shit, help her sell leggings, but most importantly start to make people care about her again, so that when all is said and done, she’ll be on top of her game again, when really she should be on top of dick in video, cuz that’s really what people care to watch, see, and appreciate when it comes to Lindsay Lohan….the broken Disney starlet with family issues and addictions is boring if there’s no hardcore porn clips to back it up…but this is as good as it gets today…but I know more will come in cuz otherwise the whole prison tactic was a waste of fucking time….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

05

Aug

Paris Hilton in Some See Thru Bullshit of the Day

I hate Paris Hilton, but if any bitch I hate was walking down the street playing with her pussy, flashing her tit, or in a see thru shirt, or with hard nipples, or really if she’s just walking down the street…and she doesn’t even have to be walking…I mean she could be in a wheel chair, a hospital bed, or pretty much anything, so long as she has a vagina, even if she murdered my family, gave me AIDS, broke my heart, or did any unforgivable act to me, my loved ones, or society…I’m still gonna watch with a smile on her face cuz I guess my perversions run deeper than my morals…

Pics via Fame

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2010

05

Aug

Montana Fishburne’s Hardcore Movie Trailer of the Day

I love this shit, even if it looks like just another gully girl getting fucked by a white man for money, …cuz I know this bitch isn’t gully at all, this bitch is from a famous dad, raised surrounded by white folk, upper class upbringing with all the opportunities available from good schooling, to connections that could get her anywhere she wanted to be, but instead she does porn. It’s obviously some kind of rebellion and not her tapping into her poor roots but whatever the psychology behind this is, I’m loving it.

I also love this shit cuz it’s just a sign of the times, where 20 year old girls and probably girls younger, are thinking the key to success isn’t education or hard work, it’s getting naked and fucked on camera, cuz when you are naked and fucked on camera, people notice….

This is only a taste of what’s to come and I’m glad I’m on the front lines….

If you want more on this Montana Fishburne staged scandal to try to get some celebrity and male attention cuz daddy was too busy being famous give her enough hugs, keep checking back, cuz as more information comes out, I will post it….


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2010

05

Aug

Amy Winehouse Flashing Her Tits and Panties of the Day


Amy Winehouse, the woman who sings like a black slave woman in the cotton fields, who was at rock bottom but has really got her shit together….You know this because is out in public showing off her new stupid fake tits she got to cover-up a drug overdose, she seems like she is showered, not teeth are falling out of her mouth, no open sores or infections exposed, but most importantly she’s wearing white underwear, something any crackwhore knows is a dangerous choice cuz of how fast it turns soiled, yellow, brown, and blood covered…..which is pretty bad for business for the most part….

Either way, anyone who reads this site knows I love this bitch….and here she is keeping it real…this just made my day…..


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2010

05

Aug

Kate Moss for Vogue UK September 2010 of the Day

In keeping this site a fashion site in order to land million dollar ad campaigns, here are some pictures of Kate Moss showing off her dirty little stomach that many rockstar have come all over cuz she’s a model and models don’t use condoms…especially not with heroin addict rockstars who fuck countless dirty pussies on the road…in the kind of disgusting that makes me want to eat this bitch out…cuz they just don’t make models like this anymore…she’s pretty fucking amazing.

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2010

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got called out as being a racist and lame in some recent hate mail from a white black guy…..

I just read your recent post about Amy Winehouse. I understand freedom of speech and freedom of expression. At times, you can be really hilarious with your writing although most of the time, your jokes are lame.

Once again, the latter is the case with your offensive comment about her voice sounding like a “black slave in the fields”. WTF? I know you feel invincible that you’re able to share your thoughts uncensored, but you are fucking bitch for saying shit like that.

Marcus Washington

First off…I don’t feel invincible. I am actually amazed I haven’t dropped dead anytime I stand up from my soiled couch. Hard living makes me dizzy and out of breath pretty much all the time…

Either way, with a name like “Marcus Washington”, this motherfucker should know slaves. Seriously, he’s a descendent of George Washington dipping into the slaves…

He should know that during the slave era, black women would sing slave songs and those slave songs went on to become soul, gospel, R&B, Rock and Roll, Rap so I wasn’t trying to put the shit down…or laugh at slavery…I was just trying to say Amy Winehouse sounds blacker than Marcus Washington’s Great Grandmother while getting slammed by the first President of the United States….before turning his Genes white like he was Miami Vice.

All this to say, it wasn’t racism, and I don’t care if people think mentioning slavery is racism, when they are the racist ones, like this Marcus motherfucker and his racist white roots shining through in his black skin and hateful emails to me…like this follow-up about Mexicans:

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PS, there’s a reason why your people are fighting in Arizona for their right to be able to stay in this country! It’s only going to get worse. Soon, your people will be singing their own hymns as an expression of hope as they endure modern day slavery.

Either way, anyone who actually reads this site, know I love black girls, especially the one I saw last night walking around in short shorts jacked up her ass like they were a fucking thong….I was hypnotized and walked around the block waiting for her to come back outside the apartment she walked into…but she never did…

Enough of that, here are my stepLINKS…

Avril Lavigne Boob Slip
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Kelly Brooke Could Sell a Loaf of Bread to a Baker
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She’s the Queen of the Lesbians – VIDEO
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Because Seeing Your Mom Naked Now and Again Doesn’t Make You Any Less Of a Virgin
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Kim Kardashian and Her Tits Say What’s Up
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BATTLE OF THE CROTCHES: RIHANNA OR KE$SHA????
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The Hottes Fanbases in College Football
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Adriana Lima Bikini Camel Toe
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I Kinda Have a Thing For Jessica Szohr Lately
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Check Out Melissa
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Cindy and Her Cupcakes Will Do More Than Make You Smile
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Self Fisting Anyone? – VIDEO
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I’m Always Down with the Sluts From Bad Girls Club
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Wino and Her Fake Tits Are All Cleaned Up
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Check Out the Ass on Sophie Turner
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If You Don’t Know Who Kenny Powers Is Yet, I Feel Fucking Sorry For You – VIDEO
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How About a Little Veronica Vega
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Sometimes Babes Just Leave You Speeches and This is One of Those Times
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Michelle Hunziker Graciously Shows Us How Flexible She Is
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A Little Lea Michelle
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Lindsay Lohan is Half Naked For Marc Ecko
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I’d Fuck This Cupcake Slut – VIDEO
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I’d Rather Fuck Jennifer Aniston Dressed Up as Barbra Streisand Than
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Now That’s Some Damn Good Pussy Eating
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Jackie Chan Trains a Fish, Because He is Amazing – VIDEO
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Bai Ling is Actually Looking Fuckable
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Sandy Summers Will MAke Your Day Better
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Leelee Sobieski And Her Pointy Tits
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Miss Australia Swallows a Fly – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Strip Hula – VIDEO
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Holly Lynn is Fine By Me
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Gisele Bundchen For Hope Lingerie
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I Wanna Bang Elisabetta Canalis So Bad It Hurts
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Chick Flashes At the X Games
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Striptease of the Day
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Caprice is Naked
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Luba is in Red Stockings
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Kayden, Lindsay, or Lauren???
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Meet Ashley
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

04

Aug

DrunkenStepfather Design a T-Shirt Contest of the Day

I have been trying to do t-shirts since I started the site. I’ve done them once or twice and there were always a disaster thanks to me being a fucking idiot who isn’t good at stuff like that. I never liked the designs I got sent in. I didn’t know artists and it proved to be too much work for my lazy ass…..So I partnered up with this company and they are putting up 400 dollars for the winner of this stepSHIRT design contest….so to make that clear you can win 400 dollars if your DrunkenStepfather T-Shirt design wins. So if you’re into t-shirts, designs, drawing, and in the very unlikely case you are into this site you should take part in the contest….

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Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

04

Aug

“Young Jenny” from Forrest Gump Topless in Some Movie of the Day

If you’re wondering where “Young Jenny” from Forrest Gump is now, you know after all these years of waiting for the day you can see her aged enough that jerking off to her isn’t creepy, your search is officially over, cuz she’s doing what all young girls should be doing and that’s getting topless in movies I’ve never heard of like this weirdness called Happiness Runs…

Here are the clips….

Posted in:Hanna Hall

2010

04

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some bullshit going on in the news…too keep us going….cuz in my old age, I’ve been staying close to home getting drunk and despite the voices in my head being fun…I am not around crazy people nearly enough for my liking, this laziness is gonna be the death of me…and stepNEWS is as good as it gets…..enjoy.

Thief Caught Stealing from Church During Services

A Kentucky man was able to steal laptops from a church during services while security cameras rolled

Teens Sentenced for Showing Hidden Cam Sex Tape

Woman Tied Up and Robbed, Types with Feet for Help

Amy Windom, of Atlanta, used her feet to type for freedom after a home invasion robberty

Semen Attack Suspect Charged Again

Montgomery County Police say a man arrested for throwing semen on a woman in July is also responsible for a similar assault that occurred at another store in November 2009.

OH Woman Posed as Teen Boy, Won’t Be Charged w/ Felonies

A 16 year-old girl was upset to learn that a teen boy she dated was really a 31 year-old woman and felony charges were dropped by prosecutors even though the relationship started when she was 15.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

04

Aug

Kelly Kelly Brook’s Ass Promotes Something of the Day

The Kelly Brook suddenly relevant cuz she decided to show off some skin, wear some tight clothes, and I guess hire a new publicist tour continues…This time launching a Reebok campaign she went nude in, while wearing some tight workout gear, showing off her ass for all her new fans to get excited about, despite having been around at least the last 5 years doing exactly the same thing, but I guess that’s just how it happens for some people, slow and steady wins the fucking race kinda thing, but unfortunately in her line of work…turning 35 or having a kid is gonna be the end of her…3 more years to go or one broken condom…to go…and in the meantime here’s some older woman in tight clothes with a pretty good body getting work and love she deserved when she started out 15 years ago…and no one noticed….

Next stop for Kelly Brook on her new publicist tour is the Playboy cover….stay excited.

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