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2010

06

Aug

Jackass 3D is the Biggest Thing in 3D Movies Ever of the Day

Part of me find the Jackass guys irritating as fuck, another part of me remembers reading how to make LSD in a bathtub thanks to Big Brother magazine back in 1994, and realizes these motherfuckers are innovators. They live the good life. They are pushing 45 and still pulling crazy stunts bored teenagers do in suburbia only they take it to the next level, and this time around it happens to be in 3D and despite them not paying me to plug this, I find the whole thing pretty genius….

I want to thank hot pussy Bridget Tobin from Facebook and her hot pussy for posting this on Facebook to keep me in the loop of what’s going on in pop culture. I wanna fuck your face, pussy and ass equally, momma.

Posted in:Jackass 3D

2010

06

Aug

Titty in Some Kanye West Weirdness of the Day

I accidentally listened to Kanye’s first album last night. Not because I like Kanye and want to reflect on his work and contribution to the world of music, but because I was hanging out with a group of 20 year olds and they thought it would be fun to listen to old school rap…I just kept on drinking and got to thinking that life probably woulda been better if that accident that got him press back when he was starting out, the world wouldn’t be polluted to these bullshit Lady Gaga inspired videos that only really make me happy cuz there’s some titty in it and titties should always be in music videos…but that’s just cuz I like titty everywhere…just last night at dinner I made a breast out of my mash potatos which woulda gone a lot better if I decided to titty fuck it after I left the restaurant.

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2010

06

Aug

Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures of the Day

If you’re like me – you probably wonder what Britney Spears’ ass smells like on a given day…and if you are like me…you have probably got in bed with many dirty yet affordable women that give you the memory of smells no one should ever smell so that you can reflect on it for the rest of your fucking life…almost like a catalog or menu of fine wines, or expensive perfumes, only the totally unhygienic, plumes of disgusting varieties of disease and feces in a I can’t believe I stuck my dick in that and didn’t die despite the close calls, version….and between you and me, I’d probably do it all again, cuz I just can’t help but shove my fucking face in vile to relive the glory days, seriously, sometimes I have to put myself on a leash at the dog park….

Short dresses are amazing….Seriously. Endless days of mine are spent at the bottom of staircases…making stairs the best invention since short dresses….woah…I just confused myself.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

06

Aug

Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures of the Day

I have a lot in common with Alicia Keys’ personal chef….and that’s that before these pictures we just assumed she was always pregnant.It was the only explanation for the outrageous amounts of food she’s been eating all these years, making it safe to assume she was eating for two, and we just didn’t take the time to realize that the other person Alicia Keys was feeding was her sloppy legs and ass….

Don’t get me wrong, I love fat black women, I mean there’s a reason Aunt Jamima syrup sells so well, it brings comfort, comfort I’ve been trying to recreate by spending a lifetime of trying to bed big women to try to get that feeling again, but they don’t taste syrupy good, or smell like warm cooked country breakfast…they taste and smell like shit…but in my defense, I really only got with fat chicks when no one else would take me, and that’s how I stupidly married one….

And what it all comes down to is that pregnant or not, I have never found Alicia Keys hot, worth wanting to fuck, so seeing her in a bikini pregnant or just fat in a bikini is all the same kinda boring….and just reminds me that bitch should keep the fat women off the beach and on Jerry Springer talking about having sex for a cheeseburger where they belong.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alicia Keys

2010

06

Aug

Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Named Genevieve Jones Nipple Slip of the Day

This is one of those things where I don’t really care who’s nipple is falling out of her shirt just as long as a nipple is falling out of a shirt..you see when this happens in everyday life, I don’t run up to the cunt and demand ID to see if I am still interested, I just follow her home, climb into her basement window and wait until nightfall….

If these pictures were any hotter, I’d take the time to figure out who Genevieve Jones is, but since I’m lazy let’s just make up a story about her and that story is that she was created when Tommy Lee Jones and Tom Jones and Mr Jones and from that horrible Counting Crows song and Indiana Jones had a gangbang with Grace Jones and Catherine Zeta Jones ….while James Earl Jones jerked off in the corner to Bridget Jones’ diary while Norah Jones sang bullshit emotional songs she was too young to even grasp the meaning of….to set the fucking mood.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Genevieve Jones

2010

05

Aug

Megan Fox Tongue in the New Eminem featuring Rihanna Video of the Day

I guess Rihanna’s got to the point in her career where no one really gives a fuck about her, so they cast other bitches to be in the shit, cuz no one likes a girl who tells on her boyfriend for choking her out, cuz selling out the man you love to the law is some real bullshit…especially when he’s just trying to teach your cunt ass a lesson and put you in fucking line….LOLZ

Despite Megan Fox marrying a joke from the original 90210 no one remembers, getting fired by her one gig, possibly getting phased out of Hollywood cuz there are a ton of younger and hotter pussy, I still think she’s pretty fucking hot….

This is a pretty good song though…I’m dancing as I type this cuz that’s just how exciting my life is…

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2010

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Some busty girl invited me over to watch So You Think you can Dance and for the record…I hate tits for having this power over me…because here I am watching the shit…but at least there’s a lot of skimpy clothes gyrating weirdness like some hippie who did too much acid…when they aren’t showing gay men dance….

Here are my stepLINKS…

Lindsay Lohan in Some Tawainese CGQ Video Weirdness
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This Could Be A Beautiful Piece of Shiny Crap – TRAILER
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Because You’re Going to Be a Virgin Forever Otherwise
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More of Lohan Whoring It Up for the Camera
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20 Female Athletes Who Should Model Underwear
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Tawny Kitaen is 49 Years So Let’s Celebrate With some Vintage Pics of Her Tits
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Emma Watson Cut All Of Her Hair Off and She’s Actually Looking Kinda Hot
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Lezzie Girlfriends Anyone?
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Donna is Wearing Cut Offs
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Perfect Perfect Ass – VIDEO
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Naomi Campbell Looks Hot at a War Crimes Trial
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Sick Disgusting Redneck News Story of the Day
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Kelly Brooke is Naked in Piranha 3D
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Ice Cream Truck Fail – VIDEO
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LAN Party Sluts
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Babe I Wanna Bone So Bad It Hurts of the Day
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Pixie Lott And Some Sorta Bikini Lesbo Action
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LOL Pic of the Day
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some Jana Cova, For Good Measure
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And More Kelly Brooke
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50 Wank Worth Pictures
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Sophie Monk Just Cause
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Tila Tequila Wants In on This Whole Sex Tape Thing
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Ahhhhh Nessa
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Mmmmm Charlize Theron
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Yeah I’d Bang Julia Roberts
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Meet Madden
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Insane Waterslide Jump is Most Likely Fake But Awesome Nonetheless
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Rachel McAdams Totally Sizzles As A Blond
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The 25 Greatest Denise Milani Boob Spills
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How to: Get Your girlfriend Interested in Video Games
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The Kama Sutra is Now Being Releases as an Audio Book – VIDEO
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Hey There Jenn
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Skinny Blonde With Hot Tits Shakes Her Ass In Tanning Room
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Linsday Lohan Jail CGI is The Best Thing I Have Seen All Week
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Britney Spears Looking Not Completely Disgusting in This Magazine Spread
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Pornstars And Their Literary Equivalent
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2010

05

Aug

Queen Latifah and Her Lesbian Lover in Bikinis of the Day

This is the kind of shit is what ruins all lesbian fantasies….Enjoy.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Queen Latifah

2010

05

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is a glimpse into what is going on in the news….some may make you laugh…others may make you cry…and some may even make you want to jump off the roof of your local office tower because you don’t have any confidence our race will survive our lifetime….Enjoy…

Dog Saves the Life of Diabetic Drunk Man By Chewing Off His Toe
A drunk Michigan man who had an infected toe due to undiagnosed diabetes passed out and while he was unconscious, his dog chewed his toe off. That ended up saving his life.

TX Teacher Accused of Sex w/ 12-Year Old Boy

Caught on Tape: Ohio Man Tasered After Beating Pregnant Girlfriend and Resisting Police
A violent Ohio man who beat his pregnant girlfriend was tasered repeatedly by cops when he became violent

Caught on Tape: Chase Shows SUV Slamming Maryland Cop Car
Police chases happen all the time, but few end like this one. The chase started in Montgomery County and ended up in Prince George’s. Inside the SUV, three teenagers all suspected of robbery.

Detroit Cops: Teens Beat Blind Man, Stole $600
Detroit area authorities say as many as seven teens beat a blind man with his own cane and robbed him of $600.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

05

Aug

Sienna Miller in a Bikini as Jude Law Sniffs it of the Day

I am not surprised these idiots are in a relationship. I mean it was pretty obvious that he was the male version of her….at least it was back when they were actually relevant, before he started balding, back when Hollywood loved light haired people with an accent, before they were rejected and forced to a life of luxury smearing their dirty genitals on each other like two prostitutes with AIDS who found each other and thought it was destiny…..I just don’t know why it took them so long to lock each other in, I mean I guess they both wanted to fuck everyone they could before giving into love…and who cares, she’s in a bikini and her body is still alright, even though my love for her has died like her vagina’s health…but she’s still in a bikini and that’s good enough for me.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Sienna Miller