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2010

07

Jul

Jesus Does Playboy in Portugal of the Day

I figured these pictures were worth posting, not because my name is Jesus, but because I love seeing European countries being far more liberal and daring than America, the place marketed as “The Land of Opportunity” and the “Home of the Free”, when I just deal with nothing but oppression and religious groups dominating laws, media and pretty much everything that labels me a porn site, that prevents the iPAD from having porn apps, and a whole lot of other sexual shit, but at least you fuckers have guns to kill each other cuz you don’t cum enough….

So here is Jesus in Playboy in Portugal for the religious Christians who accidentally land on my site and draft hate mail about how I am going to hell to have another group to target….and for the people who broke free from a religious upbringing to masturbate to like the girl I knew who used to use her mom’s virgin Mary statue as a dildo…

Posted in:Jesus

2010

07

Jul

Classy Woman Beating Up a Dude in Video of the Day

Here is a video straight from the projects of a man getting beat in front of the cops by a chick cuz he hit a girl and I guess she likes to defend vagina like some kind of superhero in the ghetto who instead of a cape wears stripper heels and capri style see thru leggings like she learnt self defense fucking up her pimp and she got tired of him fucking her up….and the whole thing reminds me why Rihanna got beat up by Chris Brown, cuz sometimes bitches from the Shanty get a little heated….like the bitch in the projects near my shithole who yelled at me for my dog pissing on her flowers, despite the building being a fucking government project and not her fucking house, so I told her to get back to suckin’ dick for 5 dollars to pay her subsidized rent and baby forumla/crack rock, and it didn’t end well, not because it got physical but because this bitch ended up falling over drunk, pissing all over herself before some dude carried her inside…to have his way with her while I just watched cuz I don’t care about the choices people make for themselves, especially when they run their mouths off at me instead of on me….

Either way, watch the video…

Posted in:Projects

2010

07

Jul

Blake Lively’s Legs of the Day

People have found a new interest in Blake Lively, I’m not sure why, maybe it’s been slow and not enough relevant actors have been flashing their tits and cunt, or staging bikini pictures and sex tapes, but I’m thinking that maybe the industry has shifted since Gossip Girl hit and Blake Lively is now actually relevant, because compared to the other people who are getting airtime, like the Jersey Shore trash, she’s actually got purpose, and I guess I’m not complaining, because let’s face it, she does have it going on, and as much as it pains me to say anything good about irritating hollywood pussy….even when it is pussy I’d like to irritate the herpes on since getting famous usually means making some sacrifices and usually that sacrifice is your genitals thanks to unprotected sex with dirty producer dick….

Here are her legs…

Here are some pictures of Blake Lively’s grey bra…..

Here she is with Anna Wintour cuz I guess she’s trying to get on the cover of Vogue or to make it in the fashion industry or some shit I don’t care about and who really cares cuz she’s showing some cleavage….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

07

Jul

Anna Faris is Not Hot of the Day

Just a heads up, the bitch who gets cast as the “hot chick” is actually not hot at all, she’s got a shitty body and her chin looks like it’s trying to escape her face cuz there’s an all you can eat promotion going on at Pizza Hut or some shit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Faris

2010

07

Jul

Ginger Spice Slutty in the Airport of the Day

Yesterday, I wrote about how I think Ginger Spice is horny cuz she feels her uterus drying up and knows that having an only child breeds nothing by spoiled annoying brat kids who don’t share and who don’t know how to be good wives…so she’s rubbing her pussy up against everything trying to keep it primed enough that one of her boyfriend’s sperm sticks, and here she is in shorts doing some doggy style post, cuz that’s what horny bitches do, it’s in their genetic code….like fucking apes in heat masturbating with found objects while all the little kids at the zoo watch and one weird teacher gets hard cuz ape pussy almost looks like human pussy…it’s actually only 2% different genetically, which is the logic the government used when tried to hide the fact that they started the AIDS virus to wipe out the blacks and gays…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ginger Spice

2010

07

Jul

Amy Winehouse’s New Tits with her New Black Cock of the Day

I have a feeling I know how this went down….and I don’t think it has to do with her having the soulful voice of a black singer of the past that reminded this dude of his grandmother who used to sing every night as she braided his hair or some shit…but has more to do with her being a fucking disgusting rotting wreck of a person making her an easy target to get up inside since no white person wanted her tainted dead unhygienic pussy, white people are too conservative, but black dudes realize all white pussy is worth fucking, not to mention damaged white pussy with lots of money comes with so many benefits, like living the gangster life without having to work….and a great opportunity to launch a singing career of their own…cuz they know their big dicks that ravage white pussy and that get white pussy addicted…will cosign and bankroll anything they do, so long as they don’t stop the goodness…

I’ve always seen great potential in Amy Winehouse, as both something fun to fuck if you are into necorphilia and not ready to take the plunge into fucking a dead chick and as a broken down person that would be great for business if you could get inside her…My love for her all started with her big natural Jewish tits on her small frame that turned into some gutter tits but have found a new life by becoming ridiculous implants…cuz I guess that’s the UK way….or at least a good cover-up for a drug overdose…and they are still worth staring at….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2010

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a Mardi Gras themed parade in Montreal with hopes of tits flying around like the cheap beads being thrown at them, but unfortunately the only people there to watch the parade were from some senior citizen tour group, and despite wishing they got into the spirt, got what I expected, which was just old bitches asking me to sit down and to stop rubbing her thigh…

That said, I did see 4 Asian dudes on different occassions walking around with a camera in a bag they strategically place under unsuspecting girls, making me wonder where this website can be found….I know not here…but I do have my stepLINKS…enjo….


Lohan is Going to Jail for a 90 Day Dyke Fest that I Bet ends up Being 15 minutes in a waiting Room. Publicity Stunts bore me…But Her Fake Lips Are Pure Jokes…
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Mel Gibson is So Fucked Right Now
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Find the Web Slut You’ve Been Searching For All Your Life
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Sophie Monk and Her Shitty Side Tit Picture
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Arrested Development – The Action Movie
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World Cup Superfan Larissa Riquelme To Run Naked If Paraguay Wins
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Cardboard Warfare – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Sienna Miller
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Jazmine is in the Shower
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Cutie Masterbates on Cam
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The Photoshop Awards: Vadge’s New Dolce & Gabbana Ads
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Mmmmmmmm Whose Ass is That?
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Yeah I’ll Admit Jessica Alba is Looking Hot
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From Roof to Pool FAIL – VIDEO
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Georgia Jones’ Body is Just Outta Hand
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A Little Bit of Tania Simon
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Gwen Stafani Shit Her Pants Or Something
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J-Woww and Her Dirty Cleavage
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Julia S is So Very Very Sweet
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Christina Hendricks is Sexy
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Hot Chicks, Big Tits
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And More Jessica Alba
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Justine Bieber is Going to Die in North Korea
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Nadine is Playing With Her Toy
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Carmen Electra Gallery
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Club Skankin Sluts
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Say Hello to Gemma Massey
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Gotta Love a Fail Compilation
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Blake Lively Is Back And As Ridiculously Leggy As Ever
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Sarah Palin Invited To Pants Party – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Christian Audigier May Look Like a Homo, But He’s Got All These Half Naked Sluts Around Him
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World Record Bikini Parade
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Striptease of the Day – Lezzie Fun
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Kelly Brook Barbados Bikini
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Gwen is an Amateur Babe
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Aria Giovanni Knows Stripping
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George Michael Can’t Drive: Part 34,567,774
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VIDEO: Drunk redneck interrupts reporter, accuses him of “struttin’ that ass”
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Meet Sidney Lauren
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BONUS – The Lohan Sentencing – Cuz It’s Funny – Even if She Doesn’t End Up Following Through


Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

06

Jul

Ginger Spice Whores Out in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of a fiesty Ginger Spice who must feel the biological clock’s battery running out and is doing her best to use it before it dos….Everyone knows a bitch in animal print is a bitch in the mood to fuck, and a bitch in the mood to fuck is the kind of bitch who rubs up on her man half naked, and a bitch in fucking heat is usually a bitch with swollen tits, and when you put all that shit together, you get Ginger Spice and it is safe to say that after these pics were taken, she went upstairs to her room and let some loads get dropped inside her, fingers crossed for more breeding…

So here is a glimpse into her July 4th weekend even though she’s british and doesn’t celebrate the shit…but does when it comes to getting noticed by the paprazzi which makes her feel more relevant…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ginger Spice

2010

06

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

You may take breaks or days off because you’re a lazy fucking pig with no drive, ambition or purpose- but the news never does….so here’s some of the latest goin on in the hopeless world we live in…

Viagra Increases Rate of STDs

Indiana Man Upset Son Sees Porn on iPad at Best Buy
A demo iPad featured a photo of a man’s genitals when a boy saw the image at the Indiana store.

The 20-year-old man, who wants to remain anonymous, but calls himself the Viper, recently caught the attention of police in Columbia, Tennessee. Officers stopped the man just after midnight Wednesday when they spotted him in this costume.

Fake Mouse Trick on Red Sox Announcer

Reality TV NEWS – Cuz It May Not Be Real – But it is Fucking Stupid

Jake and Vienna Awkward Reunion on The Bachelor

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

06

Jul

Lindsay Lohan See Through For Old Times of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Lindsay Lohan anymore, not that I ever did, but there was a time I targeted her and wrote about her as often as possible, hoping she’d think I was a stalker and press charges, leading to my entry into America on Access Hollywood or some shit, but instead she’s just a cunty brat who thinks she is more important than she is, even though she is fucking broke and can’t get work and is just a reminder of what she was, which was really nothing special, nothing more than a young pussy worth fucking, even though all young pussy is worth fucking….further proving that bitch was never anything more than hype….hype she is trying to revive wearing a see thru shirt…hype that would only be revived with a lesbian sex tape…and even that wouldn’t revive her shit for more than a week or two cuz she’s done…..

She’s in court today, also part of her latest PR campaign, hoping to get noticed, and I just can’t wait til it all ends, cuz it’s boring as fuck….and that’s all I have to say about that.


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