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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Doesn’t Give Up…Even Though She Should of the Day

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J.Lo just doesn’t give up…but she should…cuz there comes a time in every woman’s life where trying to reaffirm your sex appeal is pathetic and almost sad to watch. She married something out of a horror movie and had his kid and I guess realized that that doesn’t do it for her, but instead the eyes of men around the globe, fascinated with her ass was really the only thing she needed…too little too late….

Here she is slutting up her disgusting mom body at some event cuz she forgets she’s a mom and remembers being a slut since being a slut is what made her who she is…you know way further than the vagina ripping birthing process did….

Some bitches think their kids are the best thing that happened to them…you know their proudest moment….that life-changing experience that put everything in perspective and taught them what as actually important…but for J.Lo that happened with “Jenny From the Block” Album….cuz she’s a self-righteous cunt….and here she is showing off her body…holding the fuck on to whatever overrated trash she once was….

Bonus – Camilla Alves was there in some rubber lookin’ dress…Something she wasn’t wearing when Matt McConaughey knocked her up multiple times…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2010

Jun

Amanda Seyfried’s Boring Ass Playing With Ball of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried continues to bore me after her life changing role in Chloe. This kind of wholesome girl next door playing a game of One-on-One with her dad like some kind of Kays Jeweler commercial is really limiting her fucking audience….you see the only people who can get off to this shit are the real perverts who live next door and you don’t realize they are watching your daughter with a huge hard-on as they pretend to rake the leaves or mow the front lawn to get the right view….She needs to broaden her appeal, dress in something that doesn’t look like what she slept in at some sleepover party with a group of Girl Scouts and not in what she slept in after a night of getting fucked from every angle…she needs to show off her tits and pussy…or she needs to quit the industry and stop wasting my time. I fucking hate this cunt but for some reason I am compelled to write about her everyday…I think she is my new internet soulmate I need to start stalking as a joke in hopes of ending up on Entertainment Tonight after getting arrested for stalking the bitch I am not really even stalking but instead am just using as a prop to get me noticed…not that you care…but maybe you’ll like her little boring ass in leggings…so here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

Jun

Eva Mendes Knows She’s a Whore of the Day

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Sure Eva Mendes may not be doing much in these pictures…She’s sloppy like an off duty stripper on her way to the drug store to get Plan B…but she’s Hispanic and she has money in the bank even after sending out payments to all her lazy relatives, what do you really expect. Hispanics don’t do things….especially when they don’t have to for survival…

But I like her because she gets naked in movies…and I know most actors are whores…but she actually accepts and rationalizes the fact that she will do whatever it takes to get movie roles so that she doesn’t end up on the street doing whatever it takes to get her baby formula…I guess it’s that Hispanic suvival instinct in her where she can go farther being naked on screen than naked in a back alley with a stranger’s big black AIDS dick inside her…

She told W magazine: “I’ve never had a problem with nudity, but I don’t put it out there without a reason – I’m not an exhibitionist – but, honestly, for my art I’ll do anything almost. I’ll go there. I know I walk a fine line between being a respected actor and being what they call a sex symbol. But I’ve never felt objectified. Nothing you see me do is an accident. I might act like it’s an accident but the opposite is true. I’m incredibly calculated when it comes to my career.”

And I always love pussy that rationalizes being a whore…

Here’s a throwback clip of her in her earlier roles doing what she had to do for the part…you know calculated career moves…cuz if she didn’t get naked another Spic bitch woulda got the part…since they are a dime a dozen in America…

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Posted in:Eva Mendes

2010

Jun

Nicky Hilton and her Legs of the Day

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I know Nicky Hilton is useless, no one cares about her and she pretty much doesn’t matter…but I don’t have the slightest idea why I am posting these pictures of Nicky Hilton…a feeling I guess any dude who may have accidentally banged her may have felt during sticking his dick inside her. You know after he jumped the gun and figured it wouldn’t be so bad to get with Paris’ seemingly less polluted sister, because with it comes access and the good life and sex is fucking sex before realizing he’s 3 inches deep into a pile of fucking shit.

But I guess I’ll post the pictures anyway, cuz skinny looking girls with sloppy looking legs, along with fat girls with small tits are some of life’s great mysteries….

Pics via Fame

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2010

Jun

Katy Perry Performing Awkwardly With Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry is fucking awkward. She’s a sloppy pig of a person and whenever I see her trying to be cute, or funny, or interesting, or hot, or talented or even controversial and sexy in her latex outfit that normally make men want to cum all over no matter what shit is on, even if it looks like a cheesy 80s boardshort….

She can’t put on a good show, or sing a song well, or sing a good song worth listening to, or even dance….

She is just a disaster of a person…who some how tricked the public into thinking she was worth noticing…..which I guess she is worth noticing…since I am a dude and I like natural lookin tits and she knows her self worth…and shows off her fat natural lookin tits as often as possible…cuz I guess that’s all it really takes….

So as much as I hate giving her any credit….she’s doin’ that titty thing proper…and sometimes that’s all you gotta do proper to get ahead….just ask your local stripper….or in my case…my mother…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

Jun

Tila Tequila Tits for Old Times of the Day

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Tila Tequila may be trying hard to hang onto whatever fame she had…but I thing she is officially obsolete…not that she ever had a point to her existance…other than display how trashy America is and how stupid mainstream media is for giving some web whore a TV show and fame…an amount of attention she hardly deserved but loved every second of…because all it took was showing off her little Viet-Tits…something other Viet girls probably wish they had to do to pay the bills instead of having sex with tourists at the age of 13…but I guess some people aren’t as lucky as this bitch…

On a sidenote, I’ve been exchanging emails with one of Tila Tequila’s staff and it’s been enlightening…if you consider talking to high school drop outs enlightening…which I do, but only if they are teenage runaways looking for soup…

Here’s Tila and her fake tits lookin’ like a mess….because that’s what happens when you give up cuz the world has eaten you up and spat you the fuck out after realizing that fake tits, no matter how much they are being showed off don’t really make a bitch relevant….

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Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits

2010

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The good thing about World Cup Soccer to someone who hates all sports because sports are kinda gay if you really break it down…you know cuz watching a group of men chasing each other around for a ball but aren’t allowed to use hands is pretty much the source of HIV…it’s the game they were playing when that Flight Attendant we know as Patient 0 started things up proper in North America after banging a gorilla…I figure if there were some tits, some booty, some pussy on pussy action…the whole thing would be a little more acceptable…is that people are out drinking during the day so I don’t feel all alone as I throw my life away…

Here are my stepLINKS for you to waste away to….ideally they cover anything I’ve missed during my daytime internet activities…

Miley Cyrus Is Not a Slut – She Just Hates Clothes – That’s Ass
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How Amazing Would It Be If Tiger Woods Went on Maury For a Paternity Test?
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They May Not Be Half Price on Tuesdays, But These Sluts Are Better Than Any Movie Out Right Now
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Nicole Scherzinger and Her Tight Body was in Montreal – She Forgot to Reach Out – Cunt
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The 20 Worst Fathers Ever
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The Hottest Babes of the 10 Most-Hated Fan Bases in Sports
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Year Book Fail…of the Day
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Sienna Miller Topless Throwback
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Victoria Beckham and Her Side Boob
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Tiffany is Wearing a Tie at the Office…And Nothing Else
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Arika Oils Up Her Rack – VIDEO
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If You Have Decided You Hate Hearing and Want to Stab Your Ear Drums with a Screwdriver, This Should Be the Soundtrack for It
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Perez Hilton Tweeted Pictures of Miley Cyrus Upskirts
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Eva Mendes Might Be the Coolest Woman Alive
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Candice Swanepoel New Victorias Secret Lingerie Photoshoot
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How Amazing is Bridgette?
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Check Out Suelyn
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Chloe is Topless
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Kristen and Natalie Are Fisting
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Some Vintage Rhianna, Just Because
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Shut the fuck Up Megan Fox
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A Massive Celebrity Bikini Stash
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And a Bit More Rhianna, Just Cause
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Katy Perr and Her Double D Tits Should Just Beat the Shit Out of Lady Gaga and Get It Over With
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Ann Angel is an Eyeful, That’s For Sure
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Miranda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrosio – VIDEO
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Still Looking Hot and Bangable
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18 Year Old Party Sluts – A Gallery
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And That’s Why You Don’t Jump Off Swings – VIDEO
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Diane Kruger And Her Killer Legs
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The 10 Greatest Celebrity Farts Caught On Camera
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Carmen Electra For Good Measure
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GANGFIGHT!
(With Swords – VIDEO)
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Which of These Sluts Would You Pick?
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Sandra Shine Loves to Take It All Off
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Just Another Day in the Life of Charlie Sheen
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7 Ways to Ruin a Wedding This Summer
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WOW! Get a Load of Alexis
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This Gary Coleman Thing Just Keeps Getting Sadder
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Follow Me! Follow Me Wherever I May Go. Even THough I Don’t Go Far…
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is some of the latest news cuz real people are idiots too…

Michigan Pastor Busted for Sexual Relationship with 15 Year-Old Boy…..praise Jesus for being so Selective in Choosing his Staff….

James Wallace Fall believes that it was God’s will that he molest and marry his 10 year-old niece after the death of their father. Fall’s wife would share the bed with both her husband and his niece.

A 54-year-old OB/GYN doctor at Estrella Women’s Health Center has been arrested, accused of assault and sexual abuse…even though that’s the whole reason to be a OB/GYN

Ohio Janitor Busted for Leaving Video Camera in Men’s Room to Tape Boys

Two Georgia men held signs outside of Elton John’s Georgia home and were scolded by the judge although the charges were dropped

Idaho Woman Busted for Dumping Mayonnaise in Library Drop Box

Virginia Sheriffs found a goat tied up in the trunk of a car that was pulled over at a DUI checkpoint

A 66 year-old Indian woman has given birth to triplets.

No charges have been filed following a fight inside an Orange County restaurant which happened over the weekend that began over a 5 year-old
Autistic boy spitting on a woman.

BONUS Here is a stepNEWS article….for those of you who can read….

Jesus Statue to be Rebuit
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2010

Jun

Aretha Franklin Scary Tits of the Day

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….There’s something about fat tits that seriously scare the fuck out of me…I have a fat wife…I know…but I have friends who love the shit…I’d say this one’s for them…but I like to think this one is for nobody…because the idea of somebody playing with this pile of shit…no matter how depraved or desperate they are is worse than the fact they actually exist…

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2010

Jun

Amanda Seyfried Still Sucks of the Day

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I’ve decided to post the latest pictures I see of Amanda Seyfried in some kind silent protest that no one knows I am organizing in hopes that she’sll get out of her period pants and into something that screams more “young slutty starlet looking for attention” instead of this weirdness that screams “I just broke up with my boyfriend, I hate my life, I am going to go home to eat a pint of ice cream” all while her pussy slowly eats up her pants…something that would normally make this bullshit better…but the anger I feel for wasting her prime time in the spotlight doesn’t allow me to enjoy it….Let’s hope this is a preview of what’s to come…but until then…I protest…

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