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2010

08

Jul

Kate Walsh and Her See Thru Dress of the Day

I don’t remember who Kate Walsh is and I don’t really feel like googling why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her….cuz I am only posting the shit cuz it reminds me of one of the reasons I love summer…which is bitches in light fabrics walking against breezes so that I can pretty much make out the definition of their vaginas….even if there vaginas aren’t on my top 100 things I want to taste before I die…even though she’s a redhead and redhead pussy is like a guilty pleasure you don’t want to tell your friends and family about but you love it in the moment cuz it feels so wrong kinda thing…even though I’ve never had redhead pussy out of fear of it back when I had the chance cuz no one else wanted it and the bitch cursed with the disability was eager to get anything inside her…but you live and learn….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Walsh

2010

08

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Misused of the Day

< Here's a serious waste of bikini / lingerie models...I don't know who's idea it was to dress them up in trench coats, and not the kind of trench coats perverts wear to the park to flash little kids in, but serious, well-put together trench coats you'd expect to find on a Parisan girl drinking a coffee while studying for her master's degree or some shit...but I know I hate them....not that classy isn't hot, especially when you are gutter like me, but it's not hot when the bitches being classed up are supposed to be showing off their insane bodies....half naked.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2010

08

Jul

Playboy Playmates in Guitar Mag of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jayde Nicole, Sara Jean Underwood, Kara Monaco, Kassie Logsdon and Heather Rae Young posing in Guitar magazine, because people who play guitars are into trash like this, it’s like shit is part of their subculture they are trying to be a part of as they listen to Val Halen, Metallica and Guns and Roses like it was 1990 and platinum stripper rocker trash was still considered hot and unattainable…

I don’t really understand why Playboy only recruits Jersey Shore looking trailer trash to get naked in their magazines. I always liked playboy back when they had girls who didn’t look like useless strippers in their pictorials, back when it was kinda classy and the tits you’d be jerking off to were tits you always wanted to see, like Suzanne Sommers’ or Jane Fonda’s or some shit, but instead they took this stripper trash road and that is their biggest fucking mistake and the reason they are going broke….seriously…we have seen bitches like this naked far too many time to find them interesting…even though we think every naked bitch is interesting….Playboy…step up your fucking game…

Here are the boring pictures of girls who you’d expect to see naked….

Posted in:Playmates

2010

08

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Half Naked of the Day


I don’t know if I have posted these pictures before. I don’t know when they are from. I just know they are of Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel, two girls who spend most of their professional life half naked whether in lingerie or bikinis, making identifying their work pretty hard since it is all the fucking same, but not the kind of same as when your wife always makes the same fucking thing for dinner, you know the kind of same that makes you hate something cuz you’ve had too much of it, this is the kind of same that is always amazing, no matter how often you sit it cuz they are fucking hot, so I figured I might as well post them even if I’ve posted these or similar pictures like these before, for what feels like the first time, cuz that’s just the level of quality this pussy has…it never gets played out, except maybe to their boyfriends and husbands, cuz bitches, when not in pictures, no matter how hot, tend to be annoying…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Candice Swanepoel

2010

08

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Isn’t Slutty of the Beach of the Day

I always hated the girls who go to the beach but aren’t confident enough to strip the fuck down. I don’t expect girls to be perfec airbrushed bodies, if anything I’m cool with the sloppy stomachs, dimples in their asses and pretty much everything else that could go wrong in a bikini as long as they are half naked…because when a bitch is half naked, I can see past their insecurities but there’s nothing hot about the bitch in her t-shirt at the public pool, or waterpark or pretty much anywhere pretending she doesn’t want to get a sunburn when really she doesn’t want us to see her stretchmarks or some shit…especially when the pussy in question is pussy we’ve all seen in self shot naked pics she took for her boyfriend before she started dating a gay for the success of their movie…it’s like she needs to seriously tap into her fucking roots and remember where her whore mixed race pussy started….this is a disgrace.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

08

Jul

Christina Aguilera Sloppy as Fuck of the Day

Seeing X-Tina Aguilera in these pictures reminds me of when the lights go on at the stripclub and that all the money you just put into a lap dance with a girl you thought was delicate and beautiful, who you really believed when she said she was just paying her way through school, all went crashing down because she looked like a fucking zombie who’s skin was falling off her face from her serious meth addiction.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

08

Jul

Imogen Thomas Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Imogen Thomas is so fucking useless that I don’t even think she knows what she does, but she does have big fat tits. Sure they are fake, but she’s British and apparently all trashy British chicks are still up on this whole implant thing, while the rest of the world is over them…which is probably because all British men are faggots, you can tell by their accents, and faggots, especially when in the closet, always go nuts over tits cuz they think that’s what actual straight dudes are like, when really all straight dudes care about is getting our dicks as wet as Imogen’s underwear in this shoot that is probably really old, but new to me, and worth lookin at, which brings up a very important question and that’s what the fuck kind of name is Imogen…and when you think about that, here are some pics from a photoshoot I can assume she didn’t get paid to do cuz no one cares about her or her stupid robot sounding name…

Posted in:Imogen Thomas

2010

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a heatwave and I heard on the radio that fat people shouldn’t go outside, so I told my wife they were giving free food away in the park across the street, crossed my fingers and hoped nature took its course, called my friend with AC and sat on his couch all day listening to him talk about his problems cuz he is convinced he was abducted by aliens and they have impregnated him, a little too crazy for me, but when it is hot and he has AC, I will listen to pretty much anything….

That said, I was too much of a pussy to wander the streets and stare at half naked cooch, sweating and disoriented by the heat, cuz I was too busy watching The Golden Girls on DVD….which was probably just as hot…

Here are my links…

Well, Least When Lohan Dies, We Can Smoke Her Ashes
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The Real Shit Parents Of Orange County
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Leonardo DiCaprio may Possibly Have Herpes
(Speculated)
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Find a Slut to Take Home to Mom Today
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Axami Lingerie Model Video
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The Trailer for [REC] 2 is Out and It Looks Scary as Shit
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Hottest Podium Girls From Tour de France Years Past
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Amy Winehouse Cleavage – Now With Nipple
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How to Survive This Fucking North American Heat Wave
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Kristin Cavallari Upshorts/Lip Slip Peek
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Linda Hogan in a Trashy Bikini
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Dina Lohan is Fucking Delusional
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Jodie is Playing in the Bathroom
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Pussy Flap Vagina Shave – VIDEO
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Catholic Priest Accused Of Stealing $1.3M Of Church Dough To Buy Male Escorts And Other “Un-priestly Things”
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Brooke Burke is Tasty
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Lucy Pinder’s Tits Are Out Again
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Brazilian Sluts Are Always the Hottest
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Bobby Eden is the Kinda of Whore I Like
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Mileena Hayes Gets Naked
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Katie and Ann Give You a Lesson in Lesbian Pussy Picking – VIDEO
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Tamara Ecclestone Looks Like a Good, Trashy Fuck
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A Little Shakira is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Leighton Meester Looks Hot When She’s Not Trying Too Hard
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MEGAN FOX WANTS HER PRIVACY
(But Only After You Look At Her Wedding Photos of Course)
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Regina is Fingering Herself – VIDEO
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Kelly Brooke in South Africa – VIDEO
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Elle Macpherson is Still Tasty
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Check Out the Taylor Twins
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Fat Man Destroys the Pool – VIDEO
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Scarlett Johansson Channels + Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks For Her New Mango Ads
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The 20 Funniest Personal Ads Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Will Ferrell: From SNL to the Internet And Beyond
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Some Crissy Hilton Hotness
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LOLCAT Video of the Day
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First Person View Of European Soldiers Engaging The Enemy In the Middle East – VIDEO
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Dakota Fanning is Turning Into a Real Looker
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How About Come Alexis Texas? VIDEO
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Paula Labaredas Is A Hot Piece Of Nobody
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With Mouth Wide Open: Jesse Jane
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Follow Me!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – Leopard Bikini Sexy Model Video
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

07

Jul

Ke$ha Covered in Cum of the Day

These are rumored to be Ke$ha covered in cum holding her tits like every girl you know who has had sex or let a dude cum on them, which is pretty much every girl I know, so there’s no big deal and no real proof that it is her because the majority of people don’t even know who she is, or care who she is and know that she is only famous cuz of behaving like this…even on stage…who fucking cares…she’s awkward and ugly and I prefer my cumshots on vagina….

Posted in:Ke$ha

2010

07

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson Shitty Implant has a Shitty See Through of the Day

Here are some shitty see thru pictures of a pig of a woman trying to hang onto the little fame she had from getting naked in a magazine.

I am surprised people even bother with her because her limbs are short and her head is big and midget-like and that is generally a turn off to the average dude, but for some reason she’s made it….and by make it I mean she’s got to a place where releasing a sex tape was needed for revival, even if it wasn’t the best sex tape…at least it was of her when she was 18 and worth fucking cuz midget-like or not, 18 is always hot…it’s a general rule in life…

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Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson