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2010

14

May

Some Weird Naked Art Event of the Day



German people are fucked. Performing artists are fucked. Fashion is fucked.

You see you take a weird of introspective, overly serious and analytical hippie lesbian bitches with women’s studies degrees, and next thing you know, you have a group of body painted naked people doing a stage show that the fashion world and “art” appreciating bullshit artists gets hard for……like this M*A*C Cosmetics presents Kembra Pfahler and The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black Dietch Projects….and really….it’s fucking amazing…cuz I see shaved pussy lip and I couldn’t care less what the motivation of getting naked was, I’m just happy they are fucking naked….and not one of them has a meaty pussy…they are all coinslot and that’s just unheard of if this generation of hormone in the food big pussies i see on local strippers….amazing…

The funniest thing in all this is not that all these bitches had to do was get naked to get noticed, a lesson I’ve been telling bitches for years, but that I am considered a porn site by advertisers for posting pussy like this, but these strippers have corporate sponsors cuz they paint their bodies and call it art.

The world is unfair, now look at their vaginas…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Karen Black Dietch

2010

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I type too much on the daily, so tonight less typing…More steplinking….


Tila Tequila and Her Tits Are Selling Her Record, Or Trying to Anyways
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If Pehobe Price Were Hot and Intelligent, She Would Be Maria Kanellis.
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Because Free Sluts Are the Best Kinda of Sluts, No?
GO

Marisa Miller Knows How To Fill Out A Bikini
GO

The Lost Series Finale Has Been Leaked and Here It Is – VIDEO
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And a Little Bit of Homewrecker Gabrielle Union
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Kim Kardashian’s First Sexy Magazine Shoot
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Some Amamzing Hip Hop Ass….And No I Don’t Mean Rapper Ass…I Mean the Booty that Dances to Hip Hop Ass
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Britney Spears No Panty Upskirt? YOU Decide!
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Man, I would Totally Fuck Cate Blanchette
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Veronica is Playing Video Games Naked
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Hot Teen and Dildo
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Even a Fucking Asshole Like Me Realizes Michael Jackson’s Life and Death Were Tragic, So Why Not Make Light of Things in a Way He Would Have Wanted? READ
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And More Grace and Elegance From Tila Tequila
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Great White Hope in the Rap Game – VIDEO
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You’re Gonna Want a Piece of Kagney
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Dynasty is Worth Taking a Look At
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Why Robin Hood is the Worst Movie of This Yeara
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Torri Black and Isabella Amour Taste Test Each Other
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Taylor Momsen Continues Her Transition Into Junkie Whore
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Jeff Spicoli is Swapping Detention for Anger Management
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Eva Longoria is Still Looking Good
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Tiger’s Greedy Camel Toe Is Quite The Whiny Homewrecking Ho
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More of Brooklyn Decker in a Bikini
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Thalia is Stripping
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Rhian and Emma Frain For Nuts
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God Damn Kate Beckinsale
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a Bunch of Kissing Sluts…Very Nice
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Busty Babe and Her Big Oily Tits
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Salma Hayek Has Still Got It
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The 15 Biggest WTF Moments In Cartoon History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Oh Look, Lady Gaga is a Junkie Street Whore Too
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Miranda Kerr is Just Too Much Sometimes
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Now That’s What I Call a Close Call – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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British models Uncensored
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Heather is a Cheerleader
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Flasher in Fanny Pack Gets Tased Four Times, Gets Hit with Beanbag Bullets
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Follow Me, What the Fuck Else Are You Doing Today?
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

13

May

Zombie Woman of Satan Photocall of the Day

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. I haven’t quite figured out if it is amazing or if it is weird or if it is disgusting…but I do know at least one of you can jerk off to it and that makes it post worthy for me…Enjoy the Zombie Women….cuz killing bitches and pretending they are half naked Zombies in your apartment isn’t always feasible or practical or even really something you want to mess with on a real life level…but you’re left unable to find a woman willing to play out your weird fantasies….and I’m sure you are unable to find a woman willing to play out even your most normal fantasies, like sticking your dick in a pussy, oh well, at least you’ll always have your comic books…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Zombie Woman of Satan

2010

13

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Celebrities aren’t always fun, in fact I find them dull as fuck, and the real fun is when real people doing idiotic things, unbelievable shit, so I like to do a little feature here called stepNEWS where we feature some of the best news stories of the day…. Like the above news reporter unable to pronounce Mike Cox….and sounding like she’s saying “My Cocks” or these other great stories…

Man in wheelchair accused of sexual harassment….even though dude can’t even wipe his own fucking ass….he can’t control anything…he has people helping him…but I call bullshit…If I had cerebral palsy I’d be finger banging unsuspecting pussy from every angle…and blaming it on my “disability”….It’s called making shit work for you….seriously….

Kansas Man Pleads Guilty to Commercial Sex Trafficking…something I think should be legal…cuz if a bitch wants to fuck for money…she needs proper representation…marketing and promotions…a business behind her to get the money from the guys willing to pay for sex. America is dated and run by boring people….

Arizona Call Girl Assaults Hotel Valet with Stiletto High Heal cuz Hookers are angry and crazy bitches who are generally unpredictable….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

13

May

Sophie Monk Showing Off Her Leg of the Day

Sophie Monk is a waste of fucking space. I don’t really know what she does or what she is trying to do but I do know that the only thing good about her is how eager the bitch is when it comes to getting noticed…unfortunately not eager enough to release flash her tits, or pussy or even send me exclusive panty shots or release a sex tape yet…something I thought she’d come up with as her big PR push back when Paris Hilton stole her boyfriend, and something I hope she gets into before she gets too old or fat, because seeing her fuck is better than actually fucking her, thanks to her Paris Hilton strain of designer, expensive herpes, unless you are like me and every other guy I know, who either already have herpes or don’t mind getting herpes for 4 minutes of pleasure….

Either way, nice legs…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk

2010

13

May

Kim Kardashian’s Window Into Her Tits of the Day

Kim Kardashian has no soul, but she does have tits, so it is only fitting that if she’s going to be giving us a window into something that it be a window to her tits, you know since she is a fucking pornstar piece of trash who played the system properly despite being fat, uninteresting, untalented, incapable of much more than sitting and consuming things like food, ulgy designer clothes, people’s attention and black cock…she is just a waste of fucking space who I am convinced was sent her from hell as the spawn of satan to eat our children, but at least she’s showing off tit, cuz America never hates people with cleavage, who fuck on camera, and who have fat round asses..its been clinically proven…and here she is strutting down the street like she’s some kind of model…and not just another fat chick with shit colored skin I see…enjoy….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2010

13

May

Taylor Momsen Performs in a Slutty Outfit of the Day

Taylor Momsen’s career has been on a downward slope since she was the singing 8 year old who couldn’t sing on the Grinch who Stole Christmas…..Sure she had this Gossip Girl stint that threw her in this phenomenon that all the young girls were into, that made her feel famous, and that gave her the confidence to become a rockstar, which is so fucking weird, because at 16, you can’t really channel much to justify your music, or why your privileged ass is dressed like a homeless prostitute….it makes the whole thing more bullshit that you probably originally thought and I’m calling her rock career some Disney candy coated garbage that sucks…but at least she wears lingerie when she performs, because all 16 year olds should publicly wear lingerie, ideally in countries like Canada and England where you can’t get arrested for jerking off to them like you were the Dancing with the Stars football player….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lingerie|Rockstar|Taylor Momsen

2010

13

May

Gisele and Tom Brady’s Public Gay Sex of the Day

I don’t know much about Brazilian tranny sex with closet case football players who only play the game cuz they love the locker room before and after the game and the only way to not get beat the fuck up is to be really good at your position, if you know what I mean….but I do know that it looks a hell of a lot like dude’s training for his lifeguard license or doing a CPR course or some shit, cuz this “PDA” looks more like “CPR” and the whole this is boring and almost unbelievable. I think this is just a continuation of the whole “Gisele is actually a woman” publicity stunt…but what it comes down to is who fuckin cares….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Public Sex|Tom Brady

2010

13

May

Bar Refaeli Boring for Lexus of the Day

Bikini and lingerie model I wouldn’t mind having sex with or at least see laying in bed with random objects inside her has disappointed me. She showed up to an event she was hosting and she wasn’t wearing a bikini or lingerie. I can’t figure out where these bitches get off, thinking that they made millions off their bodies and now people are booking them to host their events because they’ve secured their place in the world, while in reality people only book them because they want to see some fucking tits, so lower your neckline Refaeli…..cuz these pictures suck the life out of me.

Luckily Ariadne Artiles stepped it up a little sluttier, not that I know who she is, but because she knew Bar Refaeli was there and that she better go all out or go home if she wanted to get noticed…but is still boring…which leaves me wondering what ever happened to hot tub parties…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Boring

2010

13

May

Best Wedding DJ of the Day

I have a soft spot for weddings. Not because I like seeing a motherfucker stupidly lock himself into a prison sentence for life because he is delusional and feels like he found love, needs love…or because he’s emotional, weak and needy and thinks he will always have someone to validate his existence, but because I like open bar, horny women and desperate fat chicks who fear never getting married….

My friend at celebrity website The Superficial sent me this video of a Wedding DJ slapping some fat tits around that he saw on my other friend at celebrity website Dlisted , and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s inspiring…..not only inspiring that working at weddings is funy, but also inspiring because it reminds us that if you wanna grab tit, you just have to go for it, and if those tits are on fat chicks who like any male attention and they don’t freak the fuck out over the first titty tap, you have to just play them like a bongo drum…but remember for every horny insecure fat chick hungry for male attention and fried foods, willing to take any male touch that comes their way is an angry fat chick who would ruin you the first chance she had, so you’ll have to weigh out the risk factors yourself…..

Either way, let’s make this shit go viral.

Posted in:viral