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2010

03

May

Gwen Stefani’s Disgusting Red Bra of the Day

If you find this hot in any way. There is something fucking wrong with you. Or you’re a gay guy who always responded well to the “I’m Just a Girl” No Doubt song and never let go to how it inspired you to accept who you are, embrace it and put on a dress and finally live it….Or a closet case who used to jerk off to No Doubt videos because she turned you on cuz her little nipples were hard and her abs were ripped that brought back memories of showering after gym class in High School with the boys….or you’re just a girl in this world and girls always love other girls cuz they see their inner diva instead of the horrible face and body I’m too blinded by to see past. If you know what I mean…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Gwen Stefani

2010

03

May

Jessica Biel and Her Short Shorts and Boots of the Day

Jessica Biel looks a hell of a lot less like a dude than she has looked the last few years, I guess she cooled down on the weight lifting and let her estrogen out to breathe and blossom and I am pretty sure Justin Timberlake is pretty upset about it, cuz no one who sings like the angel he sings like doesn’t like getting things shoved deep in his ass while tickling his balls.

Here are some pictures of her ass getting pushed into a car by Timberlake which is the same strategy I’ve used on bitches throughout my life…I mean a motherfucker’s gotta get laid …..

Pics via Bauer
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Posted in:Jessica Biel|Short Shorts

2010

03

May

Sloppy Jesery Shore Bitches on the Beach


I don’t really mind that the Jersey Shore people are famous. They are substantially more opportunistic and clever than the trash I see locally who only care about their immediate circle of average at best looking girls in Ed Hardy and standing in shitty club booths pumpin’ bottles of Grey Goose like they really have the whole thing figured out. It’s not really their fault that they find the Guido lifestyle cool or want to be a part of it, especially when it leads to being on they type of TV where the more ridiculous you get the more people pay attention to you, and really when you have one chance to do it, you might as wll. America is trash and loves laughing at the trash because I guess no one likes to admit they are trash…and none of that annoys me…the only thing I can’t stand about the girls on this show is that they actually think they are hot and have it going on, like some fat stripper eating a hot dog who is totally delusional about the fact that she’s fat and shouldn’t be doin’ that…I just dont’ understand how anyone who is this would think they are great and not aspire to take their money and enroll in an etiquette class, some speech therapy and invest in a personal trainer and some classy designer clothes….but I guess it’s gotta do with gutter club rats being cool and who fucking cares what I have to say….they’re in bikini…and you like bikinis.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Jersey Shore|Miami Beach

2010

03

May

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass from the Side of the Day

In totally uninteresting news, fat Kim Kardashian went shopping for Flip Flops in efforts to pretend she would ever wear something that doesn’t have a heel on it, despite the fact that she needs heels to make her thick, short, sloppy legs look like they are a little longer and a little sleeker, bitch just really likes any smoke and mirrors to distract the public from the fact that she’s fucking disgusting on all levels…from her big stupid looking head, to her shit colored skin, to her fake hair and pounds of make-up, to her sloppy lazy body, to her homevideos here she’s pretends her mouth is a toilet in the basketball team’s locker room, to her career and the message she gives kids to be a pig of a person, and I’m not sure if it’s working or not….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian

2010

03

May

Haylie Duff Trying to be Sexy and Useless of the Day

Haylie Duff tried to sex it up at Newport Beach Film Festival because it was the only Film Festival that was bottom feeding enough to let her be the special invited guest as no other actual movie stars would return their calls, while Haylie Duff had little else to do and was honored to be a part of the shit, since she’s been in movies despite lookin’ like a bootleg Sarah Jessica Parker, which isn’t saying much, because an actual Sarah Jessica Parker is hideous and I guess the real entertaining thing in all this was that she tied up her button down men’s shirt like some kind of slut improvising an outfit for her walk of shame to be less shamefull….in a Britney Spears first video kinda way…with a hell of a lot less impact..in fact shit was so bad my photoshop crashed 10 times when trying to resize these fuckers..but you probably like it because you like anything with breasts.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Haylie Duff|Trying To Be Sexy

2010

03

May

Brooke Hogan White Bikini Top of the Day

Brooke Hogan scares me. That’s why I was forced to post these pictures first today, even though I don’t have the rights to the pictures and I’m not allowed to post them because the paparazzi hate me….She is a fucking monster, like the girl I just saw eat 2 bagels with extra cheese but I know every single one of you, both girls and guys would totally bang this white trash can of a person, not so much becuase you think fucking someone who was on TV is a cool story, and not because you’re a Hulk Hogan fan and touching anything he’s touched makes you horny, but because you’re lonely and any human contact, even scary human contact is not just good enough for you….it’s what you dream about at night while you cuddle your pillow wishing it would cuddle you back…

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Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Monster|White Bikini Top

2010

01

May

I do it all for the Crazy Birdman of the Day

This was just emailed to me. It is a video of a crazy man and his family of pigeons and I figured I’d post it for you, cuz this kind of behavior inspires me. There’s no fun in being normal and if you ever find yourself all alone and down on your luck, just put some stale bread in your hood and pockets and step into a public place with pigeons. You’ll get all the love you ever fucking need.

It’s the crazy people who remind me that everything is gonna be ok whether it is in a “thank god I’m not that guy” or “if that guy survives so can I” way. Cuz life is funny. Things don’t really matter and really aren’t a big deal as long as you have pigeons…

Someone needs to edit this up and give dude a soundtrack….

Posted in:Crazy People

2010

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I took the afternoon off to look at girls. I figure I work too damn hard, not because what I do is actually work, but since I don’t get paid it is a serious waste of time, especailly since you motherfuckers don’t read anything I fucking write, making me feel like I am partially insane just writing to my fucking self like some kind of friendless loser or schizo in women’s panties….which I may or may not be…not that you care…and here are my stepLINKS..

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Pauly D’s Rockin’ Some Sloppy Bikini Pussy and Tits
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Lindsay Lohan is Going to Jail
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TIME Magazine 100 Least Influential People Of 2010
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Katie Cassidy Is Super Hot
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Because Live Girls Are Way More Fun Than Your Real Doll, No?
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Paris Hilton Brings Her Nipples Out To Play
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Save Your Marriage With A Fart-Sucking Blanket
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Petra Nemcova Side Boob Peek from Cannes Throwback
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Emily is a Bad Ass in Lingerie
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Sammie Pennington Photoshoot
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Cam Show on the Couch
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Remember Jordana Brewster? She’s Still Looking Hot
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And That’s Why You Always Use a Condom – VIDEO
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All Together Now, Scream SOY JIZZUM – VIDEO
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Some Laren Hotnesss
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And Here’s More of Paris Hilton’s Nipple
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Hunter and Mandy Are Getting It On
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Jessica Alba is Looking Hot These Days
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Who Doesn’t Love Drunk Party Sluts
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Eva Mendes Hotness
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I Don’t Know What Pharell Williams Is Doing But I Wish I Was Him
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Simpson is Disgusting
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Check Out the Rack on Dominoe
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Playboy Golf Scramble – VIDEO
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Kate Hudson is Looking Hot
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Twins! Twins! Twins!
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Diora Baird Drops Some Serious Cleavage On Twitter
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The 20 Worst Playground Equipment Fails
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Just So You Can See Her Naked – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Fuck Julie Bowen
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CUPCAKE CANNON! – VIDEO
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Amateur with Huge Tits Doing Herself – VIDEO
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Gues Who Was Seen Doing A Line Of Coke
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Jessica Burciaga Video
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Sarah Harding Upskirt at Kanaloa Night Club
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Olivia Munn is a useless Cunt in FHM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

30

Apr

Diora Baird Posts Her Tits for Hits of the Day

Actors are so self-involved that they just love seeing themselves in pictures andhearing themselves talk. They love whoring out. They love sucking dick for parts. They are the insecure scum of the earth who really put themselves out there to get any attention possible….

So giving them twitter has led to a lot of ridiculousness, whether it’s pictures or statements made for attention and it has allowed people to see that side of actors that is usually hidden and controlled by their PR people and the machine that uses them and milks them to make lots of money…

Bottom feeding “actors” who have been in Playboy and who only have 8,000 followers cuz they are pretty much that irrelevant but wish they weren’t, are usually a hell of a lot more eager to get noticed since the last decade of trying has done very little for her, other than a Playboy spread, a set of fake tits and having her part cut from the latest Star Trek movie she thought was her big break…other than her fake tits…

So here is Diora Baird (who?) showing off some fake tit on twitter for hits…

Posted in:Diora Baird|Tits for Hits

2010

30

Apr

Mugshot of the Day

I don’t really understand this story, but I think it’s gotta do with a mom getting groped by her son cuz he was looking for her prescription pills that she keeps in her bra, but I do understand that motherfucker’s got the best mug shot I’ve ever seen…it’s like how the fuck is someone so sick lookin’ still alive, it just doesn’t make sense to me, and either does their welfare, white trash, poverty story….maybe that’s what makes it so funny.

Posted in:Mugshot