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2010

02

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Shows Off her Tits of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is Hollywood’s new it girl and by it girl, I mean she’s starring in every piece of shit movie your 15 year old girlfriend without a clue will try to make you go to. You know shit about Iraq soldiers deployed and other heart wrenching bullshit that doesn’t involve her getting fucked on screen while high on meth, roles I prefer to shit written by the person being “The Notebook”…but at least she’s showing off tit because tits make everything better…even ridiculously shitty choices in movies…keep up the good work you fucking cunt I can’t stand.

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried. Tits

2010

02

Feb

Rachel Bilson is Boring as Fuck of the Day

Rachel Bilson is pretty fucking boring. She could have really done something with her life like publically humilate herself – develop a drug addiction – release a sex tape – turn to porn – show up to events half naked or flash the world her little brunette pussy…The world was her fucking oyster and instead she ran off and got engaged or married to fucking Luke Skywalker and live a quiet life on a farm in Canada, under the radar and not in the party scene making her waste of fucking time….

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Posted in:Boring|Rachel Bilson

2010

02

Feb

Pink’s Cocaine Injury of the Day

Pink had the performance of her lifetime. She didn’t need smoke and mirrors to blow the public away. She didn’t need fashion stunts to get attention like she was Lady Gaga…. I mean unless you consider singing while not missing a beat in the midst of an acrobatic Cirque du Soleil performance that ended with getting hosed the fuck down smoke and mirrors or a nude suit with glitter covering her genitals and nipples a fashion stunt to get attention….and I guess she went and celebrated with hard cocaine use resulting in injury….

Bonus – She also brought out a cameltoe to keep the mystery as to weather she is a vagina or a penis alive….

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Posted in:Cocaine|Injury|Pink

2010

02

Feb

Mike Tyson’s Not Raping a Bitch in a See Thru Outfit of the Day

It’s nice to see Mike Tyson gracefully dancing with a girl instead of beating and raping her and ending up in prison like he usually does, but I guess that’s only because the bitch is in a see thru outfit and following his fucking orders, cuz the second she slips up, you know bitch gets broke….he’d doing this for some televised show in another country…so I guess that’s why he’s on his best behavior…but we don’t really know went down when the cameras were turned off…I can only assume that one of them isn’t walkin’ right today thanks to being ripped in half…and we can’t really blame Tyson for it…anytime a bitch gets that close to a known rapist in a see thru outfit she’s asking for it….and I am not just saying that because I feel the “She was wearing a short skirt” excuse is legit and should get rapists off cuz we’re fucking animals and you can’t dangle a carrot in front of our faces without us trying to eat it….I’m saying it cuz Tyson is insane and a whole different breed of animal who really takes what he wants and hurts anyone who tries to stop him…

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Posted in:Dancing|Mike Tyson|See Thru

2010

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize earlier today that I am a fucking loser. I am just as bad as the guys I make fun of who can’t get laid, hold down a job or shower. The same people who read this fucking site despite me constantly disinviting them to the party, because when Tila Tequila, the drug addict and resident insane person on twitter deleted her profile, I smiled to myself….and that depressed me…not only shoiuld I not know who Tila Tequila is but I shouldn’t even know what twitter is and the fact that I’ve had a fight with on twitter just a few months ago puts me in a whole new category of loser, but that said, I’m happy to see the bitch losing her shit. We can only hope suicide is the next stop for her….and since this post isn’t about Tila but about me, I’ve spent the day watching “Golden Palace” and it has been life changing….to think this shit was cancelled is a fucking crime worse than canceling Conan….the networks just don’t get what the people want….yes….I should be out of the house drinking but I am broke, it is cold and I can’t leave Blanche Deveroux’s sexy talk….

That said, I made friends with a racist today. I think I’ve peaked. Here are my stepLINKS….

Her Name is Nadeea and She Wears Amazing Revealing Outfits
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Rhianna is Done. Chris Brown Beat Her Up Cuz He Knew She Was Nothing But Shit. Here she is Proving it.
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More Christina Hendricks Stupid Tits
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American Gals Love Creeps – VIDEO
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Some UK Singer Named Louise Redknapp Has a See Through Dress
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You’re Own Personal Slut Search, It’s Like Star Search With Less Singing and You’re Ed McMahon
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The 10 Hottest Women Born In February
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I Knew I Heard Gays Squealing Last Night In the Midst of a Drunken Stupor
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Life Lessons With Mr T – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Shouldn’t Use a Trendmill If You’re Fat and Drunk – VIDEO
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Vanity Fair is Racist!
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I Want Some Monica Bellucci
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Stripfilm of the Day
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since I Was Told They Bleeped Out Half of What Lil Wayne Sang Last Night, Here’s the Uncut Version
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Britney Speats Let’s It All Hang Out
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Lady Gaga’s Crotch is Downright Terrifying
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This Russian Slut Was the Star of the Grammys If You Ask Me
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Pink May Have a Sparkle Bush But She Still Looks Like a Man
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Tila Tequila Bascially Went Insane on Her Twitter Yesterday and It Was Amazing
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Snooki is Such a Little Fat Blob And This Purple Dress Makes Her Look Like Grimace From Mcdonalds
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Why The Fuck I Don’t Move Somewhere Warm and Learn to Surf is Beyond Me
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Lily the vixen Strips Down
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I Love the Razzies
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Man, Woman? I Dunno You Tell Me – VIDEO
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She’s an Anal Squirter
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Carol is Masterbating Alone
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Thousands of Cucumbers Are Abused Everyday
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Now That’s Hunting!
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Seriously WTF is Up With Hayden Panty Airs Dating These Fucking Old Men
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Roseario Dawson Nipslip Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love a Teen Model
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Mmmmmm Keri Hilson
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Mandy Takes Off HEr Tight Blue Jeans
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Victoria Shows Off
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Shawna Lenee Sends Purple Haze Through Your Brain
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See Pink’s Sparkly Vagina in Motion
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Hey There Gemma
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Accidental Time Capsule
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Some More Sluts At the Grammys
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Feb

Alison Brie is Half Jewish and Half Naked in Complex of the Day

Alison Brie is a half Jewish actress on Mad Men and now she is half naked in Complex. She’s gone a long way from performing at her local Jewish Community Center where she was trying to prove that she was as Jewish than the other Jewish kids even though she was only half the Jew she wished she could be….while the real Jews had better things to do than hang at the Jewish Community Center since they didn’t come from homes with only one Jewish parent, they were comfortable in their skin and didn’t have the same identity issues, so spent their days smoking weed and yelling at their Filipino/Mexican nannies instead….

The funny thing about Alison Brie is that her and I have something in common, we both worked as clown’s at children’s birthday parties, only she ended up on TV and I ended up with a restraining order and court ordered substance abuse classes.


To See Her Slutty Half Naked Half Jewish Pics Follow This LInk
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Posted in:Alison Brie|Complex|Strips

2010

01

Feb

Sophie Turner Showin’ Off Her Body of the Day

I don’t know how old Sophie Turner is, mainly because I don’t really know who Sophie Turner is, I just know she threatened to sue me for saying she looked like a pornstar, because she looks like a fucking pornstar, but it turns out she find that offensive, because it is beneath her to fuck on camera, but it’s not beneath her to dress half naked to events, even if she looks fucking ridiculous, like a clown you probably want to fuck, despite not knowing why you want to fuck her or who she is but strictly basing it on the fact that she’s got a vagina that’s probably been worn in proper….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body|See Thru|Sophie Turner|Tits

2010

01

Feb

Julianne Hough Has Pink Eye of the Day

Dancing with the Stars bitch who turned into a country singer – at least that’s what I’ve gathered about her from some bad skin infomercial she is endorsed – showed up to an event with pink eye and it left at least one person wondering whether she got it from letting her record exec jerk off on her face and getting some in her eye, or if he is one of those weird rich people with weird control issues who is into weird fetishes like shitting on the face of a Dancing with the Stars dancer turned country singer he just signed and the whole thing is pretty fucking disgusting but at least her nipple was hard – sometimes the little things make up for the disgusting things….like whether a bitch’s heart is still beating when lying comatose in the hospital you work at versus hittin’ up the morgue, cuz both corpses have pussies, just one is less creepy that the other, if you know what I mean….which I hope you do…because I have no fucking idea how the two are related.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Pink Eye

2010

01

Feb

Christina Aguilera’s Mom Tits of the Day

I had a bet that I would fuck Christina Aguilera at one point in my life. In 1997 it seemed like it was possible. She was a good girl who had years ahead of her to go sour and I was an ambitious alcoholic who was addicted to drugs and totally fucking delusional and believed I was going to get to Hollywood and find a way to stick my dick inside the bitch…but with my laziness came marrying a fat chick for security and with her lack of a father came marrying a really ugly dude and having his baby pretty much killing herself without actually killing herseland I guess the whole thing officially went sour when the guy I made the bet with died in a car accident….but I can still celebrate her fake tits like I did when they were slowly being installed in installments so that she didn’t just show up after a vacation with huge tits, throwing off her 10 year old girl fans in a time when the world was way more sensitive….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Tits

2010

01

Feb

Shauna Sands Tits are Still Ridiculous of the Day

I don’t know why I bother posting pictures of Shauna Sand. They are always the fucking same only she’s a little older and a little haggard while remaining just as fucking useless. She’s done all her career can allow for her – from celebrity husbands to playboy to porn and she was pretty miserable at all of it. The only thing she has going for her is that she looks like a fucking monster who has raped herself a few too many times with plastic surgery and I guess there are some serious underlying issues that I think should have her kids taken away from her….and I’m not taking about her tits…because without these disgusting messes there will be nothing left to talk about her…expect maybe her grey vagina..but I try to close my eyes and pretend grey vagina’s don’t exist everytime I pay to fuck them.

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Posted in:Class|Shauna Sand