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2009

11

Dec

Rachel Uchitel Showing Off Her Hot Whore Body of the Day

This Tiger Woods scandal bores me. I’ve already said that every single married dude I know cheats on their wives and their wives didn’t even marry them because they were famous billionaires…they married them because they actually liked them…which is a weird fucking concept these days when people get married for business reasons, or because bitch gets knocked the fuck up knowing you are the meal ticket, the retirement plan and you figure it’s best to do the right thing and by best I mean that it won’t piss off your sponsors so that you can continue making your stupid money….

The dudes I know don’t get up inside attention whores who have bodies like this though and if they did, I’d probably spend more time hanging out with them, but then again, my friend’s can’t afford her hourly rate, they’re more into getting bitches roofied up since it only costs 5 dollars and the sex is just as good….cuz bitches who look like this don’t put effort into sex, they just lay there waiting to be able to sell your story to the media and make a little money off the shit, you know why give it up for free….

The life lesson in all this is that the richer you are, the better the pussy gets.

Pics via INF

Posted in:cleavage|Rachel Uchitel|Tits

2009

11

Dec

Kate Moss Nipple Slip After Dinner of the Day

In totally uninteresting news, Kate Moss wore a pretty see through shirt to dinner, and on her way out, her little tit managed to sneak its way into the she through area, mainly because Kate Moss didn’t really give a fuck who saw her tits, because if she did give a fuck, she wouldn’t have worn a see through fucking shirt and if she really needed to wear the see through shirt because she was getting paid to wear it for a designer and she’s taking all the money she can since she’s too old to model and too busy fucking people who look like they have aids when not getting high and drunk and being a horrible parent, she woulda worn a bra or pasties or an undershirt.

So her lack of interest in us seeing her nipple should be a pretty clear sign that you shouldn’t give a fuck about seeing her nipple and I can only assume that you don’t and that this is a waste of my time.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipple Slip

2009

11

Dec

Tila Tequila’s Intentional Nipple Slip Two Days Late of the Day

I’m really fucking slacky lately, I only got access to these Tila Tequila pictures a few hours ago, mainly because I don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila or what fucking cry for attention this bitch is into, unless that cry for attention involves her killing her useless self on webcam, or in some kind of sex tape, or even on the fucking nightly news live, because her demise and her fall from her peak is funny as hell, what isn’t funny is all the noise she’s making on her way down, whether it’s singling me out and annoying me and anyone who follows her on twitter, or whether it’s her releasing blowjob vidoes, her claims she’s a full blown lesbian and really everything she fucking does and I haven’t figured out why I’m bothering keeping this shit alive two days later, but I assume it is strictly because of laziness.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nipple|Tila Tequila

2009

11

Dec

Lindsay Lohan and Phony Artistic Topless Video for a Shitty Magazine of the Day

I can’t beleive I missed this bullshit video starring Lindsay Lohan in some sleazy soft core student film shit, but I like to think it’s because no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan and this college film student’s phony artistic crap. I don’t know how the fuck she got herself into this, or why the fuck she thought this shit was a crucial career move cuz she no longer has a career, but apparently you can see nipple and I guess all nipples deserve the chance to be in video, no matter how big or how small, how useless or how desired, I really just want to see them all…it’s my life work….at least that’s what I’ve decided my life work is going to be starting today, so girls turn your webcam’s on.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Topless

2009

11

Dec

Penelope Cruz Topless in Los Abrazos Rotos of the Day

Since I don’t own a TV and don’t really like spending the little money I have on going to the movies, I am really not too up to speed on what’s new and what Penelope Cruz is doing with her career, especially when the shit is foreign, but I do know that whatever this fucking movie is, Penelope Cruz was topless in it and her small perky tits are nice to look at in any language, just as long as the sun isn’t behind her so that her big stupid nose she should get operated on doesn’t casts a shadow and black out her tits….

Here are the clips….

There was another topless chick in the movie, her name was Kira Miro and these are her tits….

Posted in:Penelope Cruz|Topless

2009

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t win the lottery like I expected to since life’s been fucking me up the ass prison rape style before shitting on my face all these years, but I did convince a store owner to give me some expired dairy products. I guess Christmas came early this year. I win.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Tiger Woods Made Love Children…And Sex Tapes
GO

Taylor Swift Whoring Out With Her Hair All Straight!
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AnnaLynne McCord Wants You To Check Her Ass Out
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Because It’s Not Quite Friday Yet
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The 9 Hottest Danish Sluts
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There’s a Super Mario Wii Game and I Want It
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Four Thing You Don’t Know About Spider Man
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Kate Moss See Through To Her Large Nipple
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Hate Perez Hilton? Join the Club
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Fergies Tits of Butt Crack Cleavage? You Decide!
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25 Hot Famous Jews
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Watching This Little Chinese Kid Play a Mini Guitar and Sing Warms My Black Heart
Maybe Angelina Jolie will Adpot Him
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Bai Ling’s Blackberry Images Scream for the Company of a Man
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Carrie Underwood is Looking Hot
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Lily Allen Perfoms Concert, Still Fat and Ugly. Possiblt Pregnant
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Let’s Laugh At What Gary Busey’s Child May Look Like Together
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Isabeli Fontana for H&M Lingerie
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Meet the Romanian Subway Stripper
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And That’s Why You Don’t Make a Bitch Angry
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I Love It When These Naked Sluts Wrestle
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Christine Smith is a Playbou Slut
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And Now, The Worst Beat Boxer EVER
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I Almost Forgot How cute Rachel Leah Cook Is
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Scary Spice is Topless
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Patricia is in Dutch Playboy
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And More of Bryci
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Yeah I’d Bang Dania Ramirez
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Young Car Wash Chick Getting Wet and Amazing
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Meet Maya Gates
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Magan Lugo Takes a Bath
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Woman Accused of Selling Moonshine at an NC Day Care
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Next Time I Have a Party I’m Inviting Katie Couric
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Some Video of Some Chick That Was Living In This Dudes Aparment That is Probabaly Fake, But Whatever
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Rebecca Look’s Kind of Kinky and I Like It
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Alice Greczyn Will Get Your Right Hand In Motion
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Celebrity Sex Addiction Trainer Rebecca Cardon’s Almost Nude Photoshoot
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Alicia Keys Looks Like Someone Puked Up Drano On Her
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DENISE MILANI’S BOOBS ARE JUST PLAIN FUCKIN’ HUGE!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Dec

Lesbian Teachers of the Day

It is unfortunate that none of this shit ever went down when I was in school, cuz if it did, I’d probably have a serious education and money. Sure the teachers caught up in the lesbian scandal aren’t hot, but when they are naked and fucking each other in the classroom, it makes them good enough for me to stick around and take fucking notes….

I don’t think they should fire these bitches, but let them be the leaders and a new teaching movement designed to motivate perverts like me to get my GED.

Posted in:Lesbian Teachers

2009

10

Dec

Lip Sync of the Week of the Day

This video is amazing. I laughed and I never laugh…I guess Asians aren’t the robots from the future I thought they were….

Posted in:Asia|Lip Sync

2009

10

Dec

Lake Bell Adjusts her Tits of the Day

I don’t remember who Lake Bell is, but I guess I don’t need to know who she is to want to take a swim in the Lake in her panties with my tongue…..

I don’t know what I’m getting at, it’s been a real struggle today, I just have very little to say thanks to having little money to buy a little booze, because being the idiot I am, I decided to spend my last 20 dollars on lottery tickets, thinkin’ shit, maybe things will finally happen for me like the Natives with Diabetes I saw on TV who won a few years ago , who went on to pimp their Teepee’s, and buy all the amazing things they always wanted Tax Free cuz they don’t pay taxes, but it didn’t…

What did happen was Lake Bell cock teasin’ me.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lake Bell|Tits

2009

10

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass From Behind of the Day

Kim Kardashian got famous for her ass or because she got fucked on camera by a black man and everyone was shocked….but now her ass in jeans looks like she’s either wearing a diaper or that she just shit herself and I guess that means it’s not so exciting unless you are into shit covered bitches in diapers and this post is pretty fuckin boring…I could talk about fuckin fat chicks who smell like shit, but I live it every fuckin day, so I’d rather just move along now…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian