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2022

26

May

Throwback Thurdsay the Demi Moore Tits in the 80s Edition of the Day

You may remember the movie Blame It on Rio, because if you’re like me, you’ve seen it a dozen times.

Some Michael Caine fucking his friend’s teen daughter, on a trip to Rio, you know the way good stories by perverts were meant to be.

It featured a young Demi Moore and her pre-jacking herself up with fake tits and other body mangling surgeries that they used to brag about, like jacking yourself up is a good thing…..1,000,000 dollar Surgery Girl….back in the 90s wasn’t seen as some self hating, body dysmorphia all the girls have now…but instead it was celebrated like she was cool for wasting her money on that shit….and the bigger tits are Michelle Johnson’s….who really ended her acting career in the early 80s..but graced us with these tits.

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2022

26

May

Em Rat Cow’s Still Got Them Tits of the Day

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The world’s favorite influencer who got famous because of her awesome tits, and the right timing, and I guess her raw instagram influencer talent, that’s made her millions of dollars and a baby….STILL HAS HER TITS….and she wants you to know it.

I guess the rich as shit, famous as shit, celebrity from social media that’s even landed her in the movies, probably doesn’t like to reduce her success from all she’s done for brands, for her own brand and for her own personal image to her tits….but I do…since they are great tits.

They want you to feel shame in saying that a woman who is successful got there because of her tits, that her connections are because of their tits, made money because of their tits….but if it wasn’t for Em Rata’s tits….would anyone even know her name.

I guess with her own delusions or self awareness, who knows how much she actually hustled to be this superstar titty influencer, who when you compare to other girls who just use their tits for hits, she can convince herself that she’s got that It Factor, or digital marketing prowess….but could she have done it with an A-Cup….she’d probably say yes…..I tend to think no.

So as she plays a power woman, a feminist, she represents titty success, making so many young girls think they don’t have a shot, because they don’t have the tits needed for success…even if they have the same drive, talent, etc.

Who cares, because whatever Em Rata’s done to her face, is a much needed improvement, she’s looking hot again, but I’ve always found her hot, even with that bird-like face….and not just because of the tits, but they help….as they are wonderful so jerk off to them like a normal person would.

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2022

26

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops may not be an official competitive sport, but they obviously should be, plus the female hive mind mentality of doing what the other chicks do, like a bunch of followers, but rather competitive followers in a “Jenny puts her tits on the internet and thousands of people jerk off to her, I have way hotter tits than Jenny, but I’m not a whore”……which slowly ends up becoming “Jenny just bought a Chanel Purse and Mercedes with her titty money and I have way better tits than Jenny, but I’m not a whore”…..which quickly becomes “hey you guys, check out my tits, they’re awesome, do you want to have them in your mouth, will you cum on them”…it’s a process, but they all get there..it’s the being the queen of the tribe programming from a primal level of humanity….and I like seeing how simplistic humans actually are…when it involves tits.

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2022

26

May

Kat Graham Forgot her Pants of the Day

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I don’t know why Katerina Graham is dressed like Liza Minelli in Cabaret without the top hat on…

I actually don’t know if Liza Minelli was in a leotard and pantyhose in Cabaret because I am not a faggot into the theatre…if anything I find live acting so fucking embarrassing for all involved…I have a hard enough time taking movies seriously because I know I’m being lied to by these assholes playing make belief.

There’s just some showtunes vibe to a bitch in a leotard and pantyhose, maybe it’s what the Rockettes wear, I should probably do more research on these things before running my mouth off…but why bother….it’s a famous bith you probably don’t know what she’s famous for…but still a famous bitch who thinks going pantsless to the parties like she was an American Apparel model in the mid 2000s is appropriate…and it is…but next time take more pics of her from behind touching her toes….

If you care about why Kat Graham is famous, assume she was bred in a lab to be famous, or her music producer father’s connections, or her grandfather’s United Nations Ambassadorship…..she was in Parent Trap with goddess we worship around here LINDSAY LOHAN, Vampire Diaries with hot Nina Dobrev and her Rockin’ Body…that she may not have had back then….who the fuck cares, look at her silly outfit.

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2022

26

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I am always in a tropical state of mind, I am like Jimmy Buffet, I just live behind an ice wall in an ice shelter and only seen sun once a year….

I also haven’t become a multi billionaire off a viral song about being a drunken beach bum with not a problem in the world…

So I guess I am not like Jimmy Buffet at all, but if I was to become a billionaire, I’d want it to be for being a drunken degenerate who prefers to sit and stare at the horizon at sunset than the wall I currently stare at.

But yeah, tropics are amazing, I should figure out how to get there to reach my final form, but in the meantime, I get my taste of hawaii prints and pina coloda ville by starting at the tanline…

I call them nature’s highlighter, highlighting thee good parts and letting us know what is supposed to be covered, making me feel very VIP….where’s the bottle service??

Other people call them the BULLSEYE, the TARGETS you must lick or cum on, all options work.

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2022

26

May

Coyote Shivers’ Johnny Depp Tribute Song of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, when are Johnny Depp and Kate Moss going to get back together for another 90s romance to distract the 40+ year olds from the insanity, lockdowns, and vaccine mandates, digital ID, social credit score, digital currency, crashed economy, global government, carbon footprint trackers and all that other shit….just throw a couple of A-Listers together like it was the 90s, the good days, like Ben and Jen, only less fucking lame…..

I know what you’re thinking, the whole Johnny Depp thing is just another way to divide the people, while probably cleansing his dragged through the mud name, the courtcase probably not even real, they are actors.

Disney needs Johnny back, he makes them money.

It’s likely a way to humiliate Amber Heard and bring Johnny back, or maybe the people in charge are tired of the woke shit, tired of the feminist shit, and want to put bitches back in their place.

I saw this viral 90s sounding rock song supporting Johnny Depp becasue it is the internet and you NEED to make a viral song about a trending news story, and this one is about dragging Amber Heard for lying and being the gutter gold digging whore who saw Depp as top opportunity to reach all her fucking dreams so she took it and he was too dumb to not realize he was being manipulated, but instead under her crazy spell.

All dudes have been there, so I doubt any dude is Team Amber, we all know whores are whores doing opportunistic shit…

Plus before him, she was some weird lesbian vagina with low level acting skills…who was semi hot enough to pull it off with the right drugged out idiot rich guy and now she’s just old, tired, expired and done.

Anyway, this song was put out by Coyote Shivers, who was in Empire Records and awas married to Pauley Perrette. All his exes have accused him of being physical, sexual and psychologically abusive…according to Wikipedia, so I guess Depp’s issue is close to his heart…so he’s probably not someone you should take too seriously…

I am #TeamAmber, even though I like Johnny Depp as a character, but because she’s got a vagina, has been hot, and if she gamed a motherfucker at Johnny Depp’s level, she’s masterful and deserves to be rewarded for it. All bitches manipulate, she just does it better.

The social game, the manipulating, the sociopathic behavior for her personal gain is rockin….so #TeamAmber.

Posted in:Videos

2022

26

May

Military Babe Getting Ready to Put You in Camps and Other Videos of the Day

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Fit Body Girl

Hooters Girls are Good

Check Out her Cat

My Kind of COuntry Girl Outfit

Quite the Outfit

Random Bitch Spinning on the Beach like a Retard

The TikTok Walk

Giving herself Foreplay on TikTok

Tight Dress Sexy Dance

Quite the Intense Hallway

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2022

26

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just saw Ray Liotta died last night, unfortunate since he was a legend, at least in Goodfellas. I wonder if he was vaccianated? That shit is going to kill everyone.

We may be fucked and the world may be over as the world elite want to either enslave the useless eater class or kill us off but at least we have free internet porn!

Where we can dive into things we never knew existed, things that kids with internet access and shitty self involved parents who don’t pay attention, think are normal….

We may be fucked but at least we have sluts willing to put large objects in their holes, both holes, all holes while being shit and puked on for what we’ll assume is not a payment worthy of such behavior….you’d think that’d be one of those “What would you do for a million dollars” moments, but it’s just a regular thursday at the porn studio office…..getting that day rate.

We may be fucked but at least we have vaginas, biological vaginas not those penis kind…

We may be fucked but at least we have each other and by each other I mean stepLINKS in the morning….even if it’s not morning, it’s morning to me…..and it’s morning somewhere!

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2022

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I haven’t been watching the bullshit Johnny Depp court case at all, I just wrote it off as fake shit designed by Disney, WHICH IT IS…

But I did watch the TMZ producer, who was hilarious, because TMZ hits close to home as a celebrity blog that once worked with TMZ….and who knows and always makes it clear that celebrity gossip is staged lies, staged bullshit, fake as fuck..

He made it clear in the court case that TMZ has hired guns, or paparazzi, that they send out on “hot tips” that are sent to them by the publicists, celebrities, lawyers and managers….it’s 99 percent contrived bullshit and everyone eats it up.

Even the biggest celebrity out there, sets shit up for TMZ, because they want the press, the story, staying interesting and compelling…

Point is, if all of celebrity bullshit, is bullshit, all the stories are bullshit, so WHAT ELSE ARE THEY LYING TO YOU ABOUT in the actual news…

LIKELY ALL OF IT….

I don’t like hanging out with people, but I think Johnny Depp would be hilarious to hang out with, after hearing his text message calling Amber Heard a cum guzzling, dime a dozen, 50 cent stripper, with a flappy fish pussy….etc etc…..ending in him cutting off Elon’s crooked dick…..I thought “Brilliant”….”masterful”….legend…

Even though I think it’s a fake court case, it’s hilarious….at least Johnny Depp is….

He should have read DrunkenStepfather to be warned of Amber Heard, I was calling her out before he was cumming up inside her…

JESUS MARTINEZ WAS RIGHT….were’s my Miami plane flying over the beach pulling THAT sign.

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2022

25

May

Maisie Williams Titty Top of the Day

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Woah..racy…

I didn’t watch Game of Thrones so when I see Maisie Williams, I don’t have any emotional attachment to her, meaning that her character has not penetrated my mind or cloud my judgement, so I can see her as the weird troll that I think she is, crawled out of some sort of tree stump in a magical forest to rock a titty top that isn’t her actual titty, just implied titty, which is actually pretty fucking rude…

I also never watched “This is Us” which ended last night, obviously I’ve heard the show getting hype thanks to marketing dollars over the years but would never put myself through that.

I thought it would be hilarious to do a review of the “THIS IS US” finale, only because I have heard so much hype about the show from the normies since I’ve never seen a clip from the show. I thought it would be funny to viewing how bad it was from fresh eyes, because just knowing the fat fuck, like actual fat fuck, way too fat for Hollywood…even though she’s an Opry member who can sing. Yes, I watch Opry weekly.

I got about 30 seconds into the opening scene of Mandy Moore in old face and it was clear to me that plan was cancelled, no way in fuck would I put myself through that….which is basically my opinion of Game of Thrones….Maisie Williams and her Brian Peppers face didn’t have the tits to suck me in, but I’ll look at optical illusion titty shirts of her now…since that’s how perversion and a love for titty works.

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