Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 19 in Facebook Jail Don’t tell a girl who sends you nudes that you’d be more upset if you heard a hamster got raped than a dumb college gir…because the hamster won’t go on and on about and because the hamster is cute and doesn’t put himself […]
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2016
19
Feb
Famewhoring Paris Hilton does a Bathing Suit of the Day
Paris Hilton in a one piece bathing suit, acting like the typical Paris Hilton baby talking spoiled brat, you know the original GIGI HADID crossbred with Kim Kardashian, in what would be more appropriate if it was Paris Hilton not doing this pink princess garbage she’s played out, but rather porno shit she revlolutionized for […]
2016
19
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 6 in Facebook Jail Today, I was reminded that I don’t need facebook jail to educate me or police me on how to conduct myself or behave or what I can and can’t say and what I can and can’t say on the internet, because I have […]
2016
18
Feb
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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 5.5 in Facebook Jail I am not immune or blinded by the news in facebook jail, I am alienated from an evil platform but that is not being alienated from life, so I’ve heard than another evil corporation with the power to spy on all of us […]
2016
18
Feb
#TBT 1992 Charlize Theron Never Published GUESS? Shoot of the Day
Throback Thursday – 1992 Charlize Theron – Pre Instagram in Instagram model poses – pre digital on ACTUAL black and white not a filter. Looking Hot – Because She Was… I have a few Charlize Theron stories, the first being that I lived with a really fucking weird dude who always smelled like fucking shit […]
2016
17
Feb
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DAY 4.5 in Facebook Jail I am nicer in real life than on facebook. Flowers are growing in my heart and soul when people and their every though aren’t polluting my life. Since Facebook prison, my anger has turned to romance, I tell girls they are beautiful. I don’t fight. A huge weight has been […]
2016
16
Feb
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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 3.5 in Facebook Jail. Not checking into my FACEBOOK has proven to be enlightening. Not only have I been able to focus on my hobbies like hard drinking, quilting, and baking Vegan sugar free treats, but I’ve also not been distracted by repetitive whining content from people […]
2016
15
Feb
The Day Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Died or Not of the Day
Who the fuck is the adviser at SI, and do they have access to Instagram? Do they have any idea who their target market is, or are they more into appeasing the outspoken haters who don’t read their magazines, but rather just complain about the fact that they objectify women. Is this the skin issue […]
2016
12
Feb
Genevieve Morton Tit in the Sauna of the Day
I used to tease Genevieve Morton for being a plus sized model, because I truly felt she wasn’t being all she needed to be, and was really just selling herself short, maybe even being lazy, just riding the Sports Illustrated wave that made Kate Upton, even though they made Kate Upton, who theoretically distracted from […]
2016
08
Feb
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I wonder how many people have had period sex fetish because it makes them feel like their small dick is devirginizing the hooker on her period they paid extra to have sex with – you know to satisfy their devirginizing fetish.. I bet more than you’d expect… My pick up line this weekend was “I […]