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2016

04

Feb

Models for W Magazine of the Day

This is a W Magazine spread with models..and Gigi Hadid… The models include: Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, Cameron Russell, Maria Borges, Julia Hafstorm, & Alisa Ahmann and Gigi Hadid….who would be a model if she could and I guess since her mom was a model she pulled some strings and bought her modeling career and […]

2016

04

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Telling a girl you meet in a bar that you want to listen to how wet her pussy gets…hoping it sounds like an old rubber boot in mud…probably won’t ever get you the chance to listen to how wet her pussy gets…especially if she’s overweight and thus over sensitive thinking you’re mocking her…even though you […]

2016

03

Feb

Kendall Jenner Sluts Up for Love Magazine of the Day

I guess Kendall Jenner is in Love Magazine again. I figure they just did a photoshoot with all the girls from their Advent Calendar last fall, that they’ll release over the year in their magazine, because why bother coordinating with these people when you get them for a day to do the one cool thing […]

2016

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder if the new Barbie shapes are going to shave the world of all that is wrong in it…. I hear she will ensure that kids under the age of 18 won’t be exposed to gangbang throat fucking porn…. I hear that she will stop the world from first person shooter games…and violent movies…and […]

2016

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The Internet is So Mainstream…. Here are some stepLINKS… Huge Fucking Tits CLICK HERE Korean Girls Try To Open Their Eyes CLICK HERE Guy Shoots Kid with an Airsoft Rifle CLICK HERE Bella Thorne Braless CLICK HERE Hollywood Scrambles for “TOP VICTIM” – Topless Julie Demply Says it’s Women.. CLICK HERE Bieber Tried to Bang […]

2016

20

Jan

Haley Baldwin’s Tits Going to An Event of the Day

Haley Baldwin like the Gigi Hadid has partnered up with the Kardashians, who probably manage them and get a take on the deals, because it’s a solid up-sell to what they are already doing…you know Book “Kylie and Kendall for 200k, but for another 100k we’ll throw in bootleg Hadid and bootleg Baldwin”…. I know […]

2016

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Some days the only funny thing that happens is that you sleep all day…because you’re pretty much unemployed but not quite homeless…only to wake up to do links…and go back to sleep…because it’s too cold for me to leave the house for lapdances…or booze but I am ok if the lap dances come to me. […]

2016

13

Jan

Lily Aldridge for Vogue Spain of the Day

Lily Aldridge is a Victoria’s Secret, LA Rich girl, who like Gigi Hadid, was very into the scene, did some commercial modeling, and in her case married a guy in a rock band, taking that commercial modeling, to the top of commercial modeling, where she’s spent the last 8-10 years of her life…working for the […]

2016

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner Lesbian-ing on Kylie Jenner of the Day

There’s a story that Kendall is dating some One Direction dude who fucked Taylor Swift named Harry Styles, because they were on a yacht together with Gigi Hadid and the other One Direction kid…. But then there’s another story that Kendall is a dyke and dating Cara Delevigne. All stories produced by Kris Jenner…to keep […]

2016

04

Jan

Kendall Jenner on a Yacht, In a Bikini, With One Direction of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a useless, overrated, instagram personality who apparently matters to the younger generation because she does such fun things, and she’s been marketed to them from a young age…all while having little to no talent, but rather fame whoring parents…who know the system…so much they have sex changes for attention… I have seen […]