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2008

28

Jan

Leelee Sobieski in a See Through Dress of the Day

I had a sexual predator moment this weekend and it made me laugh. I ran into a public bathroom having to piss like a motherfucker and there was some 12 year old kid at the only urinal. I was freaking out because I had to piss so badly that I started undoing my belt so that I could jump right in as soon as this fucker finished. Anyway, I guess the kid heard me undoing my pants and shit made him nervous and he ended up running out of the bathroom like I was going to rape him. I learned that if you ever want to get anything in life, all you gotta do is trick people into thinking you are going to rape them and they usually comply.

Here are some pictures of Leelee Sobieski in some see through dress that I can’t imagine being new because of the Burberry shit she’s rocking, but the dude who emailed them to me claims they are from last week and I figured when the dress is see through, the dress is worth putting up on the site, even when the bitch is a nobody who nobody really cares about.

Bonus Leelee Sobieski Upskirt Pictures from Last Week I Didn’t Bother Posting


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2008

28

Jan

Britney Spears Wearing a Bra of the Day

I am sick as fuck with some kind of flu and spend that last 3 nights curled up in a ball trying to break the fucking fever. My brain is fucked and just posting this is painful enough for me. But I guess I have no choice but to do it, so if it sucks harder than I usually do, blame my flu.

I have been avoiding Britney Spears stories as much as I can because everyone is playing her out with all her emotional issues, mental issues, baby issues and her ex-husband issues and I really don’t give a fuck about any of that. What I do give a fuck about is seeing her living out this wreck of a life in as little clothes as possible because that’s kinda what I am into. I don’t care if a bitch is crazy or not, I just care whether she’s naked or not. So I’ve decided to end the Britney boycott and bring the goods because she’s making all the right moves as far as I’m concerned.

Here are pictures of Britney in a bra and I figure that’s newsworthy enough to post because I pride myself on bringing really newsworthy stories by always posting irrelevant shit and Britney is usually never wearing a bra and usually shows off her saggy tits with her nipples aiming to the ground so this could be the beginning of the end with some kind of reformed Britney by putting her bra back on….next thing you know she’ll be in the park playing with her babies like a normal family and that’s where all the fun ends for us.s

BONUS – Britney Flashing Her Tits at the Dance Studio in Some Stalker Video


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Posted in:Unsorted

2008

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I got my first selling out email:

I have been reading your site for at least two years and I just wanted to remind you of a time when you didnt fucking suck and have ads everywhere

You might as well stop pretending you have no readers because you have become the hipster version of Perez Hilton.

Keep up the good work my pretending to be controversial and exploiting lame ass feminists by writing negative shit about pregnant bitches. Why not do another posts where you drop racy shit about black people loving KFC?

Way to go ya fucking loser. Remember when you were actually funny.

You have become a fucking joke.

My response is simple, I have the same number of ads I’ve always had and they still don’t make me money. I have the same amount of traffic I’ve always had because it’s up and downs depending on who links me and no one seems to link me. I may not be as funny to someone who has read this shit for 2 years because I know I’d never read a website for 2 years consistently and still find it funny, shit gets tired. I am tired and reality is that I can’t even watch a movie and laugh at it the last hour because I already hate the cast, so the fact that you’re still around means you’re a fucking loser who has no opinion.

If I could make money talking shit, writing dirty things about dirty people and linking to porn, I would totally sell out. In my mind if I was selling out, I’d be doing the same commentary everyone else is doing because it’s easy, I’d do it on a clean site and I’d be banking huge money, which I’m not. So if this is selling out, it’s definitely not doing what it’s supposed to be doing. I don’t feel like Blink 182 in this motherfucker…..

This is the Radio Show Host taking back and apologizing for his Heath Ledger Jokes and I find that Selling the Fuck Out….

Enough of that, here is what I am supposed to be doing and that’s posting my links:


Some Kid Wanted to Hijack a Plane and Crash it into a Hannah Montanna Concert Because She’s Just That Good
GO

Maria Sharapova Tennis Upskirt Video
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Is She a Pornstar or a Popstar?
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Here is a Video of Some Russian Sluts Singing and Slutting Out
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Liz Claman Making The Lesbian Gesture for Eating Pussy in a Picture
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Some Vintage Jayne Mansfield Topless Pics Because It’s Okay to Get Off to the Same Shit Your Grandfather Got off To
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Vida Guerra Half Naked Drunken Party Slut
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Some Bikini Clad Girls Doing Some Wrestling With Some Jenna Jameson Ultimate Fighting Lookin’ Mother Fucker
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Some Chick Sticks a Nerf Football in Her Ass
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Some Big Breasted Chick Baby Oils Herself and Takes a Shower
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Christina Model Shows Off her Tits
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Half Naked Jenna Jameson Jumping Out of a Cake
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Some Pictures of Jenna Jameson Jumping Out of the Cake
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Some Hot Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot Leading Me to Believe She Isn’t Preggers
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Some More Miley Cyrus Myspace Pics of Her Posing Slutty
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Some Chick Named Candice Swanepoel at some Pinup Stars Fashion Show In a Bikini Lookin’ Hot
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Carmen Electra at Some Event Lookin’ Hot Enough
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Some Eva Longoria in a Dress Showing Some Leg Pictures
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Tara Reid’s Upskirt From a New Angle
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Josh Hartnett and Kirsten Dunst Were Caught Making Out and You Don’t Care Because You are Masturbating
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Lohan is Already Starting to Write her Memoirs and They Are Going to be Life Changing to Never Read
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Some Double Jointed Girl in Video
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Some Chick Fucking a Banana Because They Are Way Cheaper Than Sex Toys and Provide Energy When Done
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Some Lesbian Girls Hooking Up at the Club Because That’s What Boys Want them To Do
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Some Amputee Humor – this one legged dude tries to jump over a fire
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Nicole Richie Showing Off Joel Madden’s Pregnancy Weight
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Some Chick Named Jennifer Wilcott in a Lingerie Shoot
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Some Hot Chick Named Vanessa Lorenzo for GQ Spain Posing Half Naked
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Some Older Jaime Pressly Topless Pics Worth Reminding Yourself What They Look Lke
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Some UK Invasion For Wrestling Gets Naked
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Party With this Whore at the Superbowl
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Tila Tequila and T-Pain Have a Music Video Together
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Tabitha Taylor Posing Like a Slut for the Party Girls
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Some Crazy Chick Fight Video That Looks Like Every Other Chick Fighting Video
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Britney’s Paparazzi Boyfriend Sold Her Voice Mail Messages to Entertainment Tonight…
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Britney’s Paparazzi Boyfriend Did Some Reviews for Some Male Enhancement Site
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Here’s a Preview to the Suicide Girls because Alternative Models aren’t Called Models for a Reason and That’s Cuz They Are Ugly
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Shitting Teenage Girl Video Tape Themselves Pissing and Shitting in Some Public Bathroom Floor But Get What They Deserver
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Rudolf Guliani Makes a Scary Fucking Face
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Young Girls Go Tit Crazy at a Party
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Some Chick With an Amazing Ass doing Squats Video
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2 Young Girls Take a Shower Together
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Kid takes a hit to the head and brains fall out of the hole in his head
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Some Latina Chick’s Got Some Retarded Big Tits
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Hayden Panettiere Suckin’ Dick on Law and Order
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The Jezbians Make Me Look Like an Internet Hero Again
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Lohan Caught Partying Until 4 am in NYC
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How to Say 12 Months in Estonian Because It’s Funny
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Chick Named Heidi Shows Her Tits
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Some School Shooter Lookin Slut With a Gun Shows Off Her Panties
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Some Chick in Her Underwear Poses With the Vacuum and Other Things….
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Some Big Breasted Young Girl Does Self Shot Cleavage Pics
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Fat Chick With Big Tits and A Vagina Pics
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Some Hot Wife
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Some Dude’s Wife Naked
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FROM THE FORUM

Nirvana – With the lights Out
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Concrete Blonde – Mexican Moon
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Ramones Thread
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Lily Allen – alright still
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Harley Davidson Road Songs
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Beth Orton – Daybreaker
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Nirvana – Hormoaning EP
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Pee Helper
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Mos Def – The New Danger
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The Cranberries – Best of
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Get Yourself some Porn
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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2008

25

Jan

Alex Curran Rocks Some Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Here’s are some pictures of Alex Curran in some fuck me boots, even though she’s already been fucked and has 2 kids with her ‘footballin’ husband. It turns out that she’s another one of those UK bitches called WAGS who lands a footballer to marry because I guess football husbands are the closest thing to royalty, with blue collars and not blue blood bullshit cuz blue collar love blonds with fake tits as trophy wives while blue blood just like them to fuck and make disappear so they don’t cause a scandal with the media.

I also learned that Alex, writes a weekly column for the Daily Mirror about Shopping, which should probably be called how to seduce and get knocked up by rich men athletes so that you can buy designer clothes, attend all the right events and never ever work again.

Either way, I feel like a better person for looking up this girl today instead of just writing that I have no idea who the bitch is, so thanks wikipedia for being my teacher, because with you in my life, who really needs to know anything,

The highlight of these pictures is that they call Lays chips something different over there and that’s good news because it gives me something to talk to my wife about, we really only connect when we’re talking about food. but that’s just because it’s all she knows, I mean besides knowing how to be lazy as fuck.


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Posted in:Alex Curran|Fuck Me Boot|Unsorted

2008

25

Jan

Britney Spears Using a Public Pay Phone of the Day

Here are some playful Britney pics, because I like to think of crazy people as playful because in their insanity they are always smiling and having a good time while laughing hysterically, when the assholes I see on the street who are late for work and seemingly normal on the surface with their shitty standard suburban lives are always pissed off at the world and hate their lives as much as they hate their wives because the only happy they know is when their paycheck roles in and they express that joy by pretending to be excited when talking to their clients with fake happy business talk like you learn when you’re a telemarketer, which you probably are, because that’s all I expect out of you.

When I worked in an office for about a minute before being fired for drinking on the job, I would always go out on my breaks for smokes with crazed homeless people to get some taste of reality. I remember one immaciated guy who was always fucking drunk who would try to sell people dieting tips for a dollar, for those fat women who paid him for his secret, he’d just tell them to stop eating because they were fat and run off with their money to buy booze. It’s that kind of honesty that I respect


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Posted in:Pay Phone|Unsorted

2008

25

Jan

Sienna Miller’s Hard Nipples Update of the Day

The question of the day is while Heath Ledger is out dying, Lohan is out doing drugs secretly and not in public while wearing leggings, Paris Hitlon is starring in a movie she produced and a whole bunch of other celebrity sluts are out getting knocked up and giving birth, where the fuck has Sienna Miller been….

These are some pictures of her getting in her car with her nipples, just to remind you that she’s still alive and still worth convincing to let you cum on her stomach in hopes of some of it dripping down and getting her pregnant because it would really turn you on and make financial sense, provided you had that kind of conviction because as it stands now the only thing your penis has got pregnant is your hand, bed sheets, an old t-shirt, your mom’s panties and a 40 bottle and that was on a dare with yourself, just to see if it would fit and you won. That’s what makes playing games with yourself just as fun as playing with yourself.


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Posted in:Hard Nipples|Unsorted

2008

25

Jan

Trista Rehn Sutter Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know who Trista Rehn Sutter is, but I do know that a white bikini is my poison, because when white bikinis get wet they reveal things that only having sex with a girl reveals and despite being a pretty attractive homeless lookin’ man who smells like shit, getting the girl in the white bikini to have sex with me is usually not an option….so I take what I can get.

So this physical trainer turned, Miami Heat dancer turned reality star in her mid-30s may not be the ideal girl to watch run around the beach in a white bikini, like this hard-bodied 19 year old I used to spy on tanning at the park who pretty much let half her vagina hang out of the shit without knowing, but she’s better than nothing and since it’s January, there’s pretty much nothing out there, so beggars can’t be choosers or some shit, even though I’ve always been the kind of beggar who only wants the best. All the other poor fuckers I know think I am a snob because I only eat brand name soup.


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Posted in:Trista Rehn Sutter|Unsorted

2008

25

Jan

Gemma Atkinson’s Big Tits in a Red Dress for Christmas of the Day

The Christmas miracle of the day, one month after Christmas, is that Gemma Atkinson still gets work and that works is doing some launch of some in-store month after Christmas sale. This is like the local radio host broadcasting live from the furniture store or some shit and that’s one step away of sprawling your big fat tits across new mid-range cars on display in the Mall or even handing out samples of new flavors of pickles at the discount store.

None of that really matters, when you are a useless bitch with big tits you take any job you can get because work is work and that’s more than I can say for myself. I think the fact that Gemma got all done up in red is just a sign of how committed she is to the task no matter how how insignificant or embarrassing it is and that’s the kind of work ethic that leads a girl to showing off her huge tits to get ahead by not having to work the pole in the local strip club to pay the rent and in my boring internet based life, there’s nothing wrong with that, because it gives me something to look at.


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Posted in:Christmas|Gemma Atkinson|Unsorted

2008

25

Jan

Hayden Panettiere is Dressed Like a Cheerleader But Should Be The Football Team of the Day

The funny thing about cheerleaders is that they usually fuck the football team, in Hayden Panettiere’s case she is the football team. This strong man has thick muscular legs built for lifting and I have the feeling that she originally applied to be a stage hand or Kristen Bell’s bodyguard and the director realized he needed someone to stand in for a Fridge on set. When she did such a good job being boxy in the corner, he figured she deserved a talking role.

All this is just speculation, but what isn’t is that Hayden is short and stalky, like a retard bus, but can hold her own in the big man’s world because genetics gave her strength, and that strength is the ability to lick her own asshole while juggling because that’s just what circus performers do and pretty much the only reason I like them.


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Posted in:Cheerleader|Thighs|Unsorted

2008

25

Jan

LL Cool J Hump Dancing his White Slut Groupie at Sundance of the Day

Here are some pictures from LL Cool J performing at Sundance recently and as exciting as seeing some washed up rap superstar reliving the good old days like the time this hooker I knew decided to go back to work the streets 10 years after quitting, going back to some trade school and landing a normal job only to realize it sucked worse than sucking random cock for money….

The good news is that no matter how washed up you are, people are still willing to give you the love you once had, like that hooker still got dudes willing to pay for sex and LL Cool J still got a groupie bitch up on stage to grind with like he’s still got it.

Seeing these bitches who live shitty average lives, working shitty cubicle jobs with dreams of fame and a confidence in their body that comes from doing yogalates classes at the local YMCA so that they can sleep into lame low waisted jeans and a mid drift top to show off a lame hip tattoo they got when they were into guys who drive jeeps and wakeboard and listen to Blink 182 and tanning salon tan with just enough panty to distract us from how much of a cunt is while pretending to be Fergie.

Dreams do come true and it’s nice seeing knowing that all those wet t-shirt contests, weekly drunken club nights and hours watching hip hop videos only to make her own YouTube booty shake videos like all her friends have finally paid off and now bitch is making the internet rounds giving her to finally give her the right to tell her other slut friends how fuckin’ famous she is now, it’s a lot better than the time she told them how she went home with some DJ and got naked in the hot tub with 10 dudes before doing coke off one of their dicks and letting him cum on her face after a wild night of drinking.


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Posted in:Hip Hop|LL Cool J|Unsorted|White Girl