This whole me being a racist Beyonce backlash is pissing me the fuck off, because I am not racist. I just didn’t clarify that there were white strippers who stink at the same discount bargain basement strip club I go to to see black girls naked. People are reading it like if I want black vagina I go to this spot where there are only black ghetto trash girls, so therefore I think all black girls are ghetto trash strippers, when in reality I just go there because I like black girls and I like strippers and they fit the budget because all the girls are on sale there. The fact that they all smell like cheap perfume and Burger King doesn’t mean I don’t love them, and I never knew Burger King was a racial slur. It also doesn’t mean that all black women smell like Burger King, it means that all these strippers do.

I hate having to clarify myself, or re-visit posts I’ve written, but all this hate needs to be addressed, it’s fucking up my seducing girls over the internet game. If I was a racist, I woulda said something like, when I want black pussy I go down to the plantation where they never say no, or something like when I want black pussy, I go to the KFC on $2 Tuesdays with a pocket full of quarters, or even something evil like when I want black pussy I go to the zoo.

I can come up with stereotypes or racial slurs on any group, it’s all meant in good fun, for you to laugh at and the fact that I am fighting a bunch of black women, when I’d rather be getting busy with a bunch of black women is pretty much a waste of all our fuckin’ time and proves that you’re all a little over-fucking-sensitive.

To prove that I am not a racist, I donated my wife’s last 20 dollars available on her credit card to the United Negro College Fund, while listening to Jay-Z, instead of buying myself a bottle of booze. A racist alcoholic would never do that. But a really great guy with a great sense of humor who loves all people but is misunderstood because he doesn’t know how to write and is subject to the same persecution from the backlash from he get from the groups he makes fun.

Here’s the proof:

Here are pictures of Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Top, because this bitch looks like she’s some serious Dog the Bounty Hunter Florida trash who would marry the kind of Miller High Life drinking, pick-up driving, mullet / muscle shirt/ crazy pants wearing deadbeat racist after he got her pregnant in the mall parking lot after she finished working at the local Payless while he was on break from his stockboy gig at the discount grocery store.

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I saw some ghetto parents, like crackwhore lookin moms who were probably french white trash strippers from a trailer park, before they had the kids they were pushing in strollers with 2 deadbeat lookin’ trashy baby dad’s in cheesy non-NFL football jerseys like they thought they were Kevin Federline or some shit. One of the mom grabbed her kids fries out of its hand and the girl stated crying, the mom told her to shut the fuck up and dumped them out on the sidewalk. The trashy boyfriend bitched out the mom for having that freakout, so the mom picked up the fries, put them back in the cardboard and gave them back to the kid to eat.

Now I’m no expert on parenting but people walk on the fuckin’ sidewalk, it’s winter here and salt and mud is everywhere and that’s shit’s disgusting and not even taking into accountall the piss, spit, shit, cigarette butts that those fries probably touched. It’s not like dropping a donut on the living room floor and dusting it off before eating it, it’s more like eating out the kind of girls you get with out, because they’re vaginas are well traveled.

Either way, I shoulda called child services but realize I wasn’t put on this earth to make any significant difference or do good. I am also going to make a statement about the racist accusations in my Beyonce Vagina Post. I was just saying if I wanted to see black vagina, I’d go to this spot I go to, there are white girls who work there too and I am sure they have illegitimate children and eat Burger King too….it wasn’t racist, it’s all about context people. Like I called a black dude I know Theo Huxtable today….I think that should be taken as more of a racist comment and for the record I have black friends it cancels everything out. Have a sense of humor.

Here are my links:

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The Kardashians are living the classy high-rollin’ life by partying on the beach somewhere Mexican lookin, like it was college spring break, complete with a Mexican tequila shooter man, a pantless white dude and some stupid beach game called “jump over the locals” that is only fun to a drunken slut and the dude lookin’ up her shirt.

I had a pretty disgusting experience in a girl’s bathroom this weekend while wasted at some bar. I went to piss after drinking a bottle of booze and saw a huge line-up for the guys bathroom, thanks to cocaine, it ruins lives and my drunken pee time, but on the positive side of things it’s a great way to get pussy because where there’s cocaine there’s pussy.

So I ask some girl if she’ll let me pee with her in the girls bathroom, because there was less of a line. I walked into the bathroom and got a massive amount of dirty looks because I guess they thought I was some pervert invading their private space, but realized it was because the place was fucking disgusting and it kinda worked against their party dresses and made-up faces. I’m talking piss everywhere, clogged toilets, shit smeared stalls, I felt like I had just walked into some kind of homeless person war zone or where the only weapons available were bodily functions. The girl I’m with ends up getting completely naked because she’s rockin’ a leotard, so I got to see some tit and that made the experience a little better, but then when my turn came up, I made the mistake of flushing the toilet and as I walked out into a sea of hot club sluts, my own sea of Urine, Shit and Toilet water sprayed up on my motherfuckin’ leg, and I only own one pair of jeans, so I’ve been smelling this piss for the last 3 days.

When I walked out of the stall, followed by the stream of over-flowed toilet, the whores waiting in line and doin their make-up turned on me and started calling me disgusting and a pervert and shit, and knowing that if I was a pervert I’d be lickin’ these toilets, when the truth is that after seeing that shit, I’m thinkin about goin fag.

So look at Kim Kardashian’s ass and realize that her drunken fat ass clogs toilets…

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Lohan’s like a short ugly dude with a huge cock. On the surface motherfucker’s got nothing going on for him, because chicks hate short guys, but the second they get a girl drunk enough to sleep with them and destroy her sexually, she keeps coming back for more, despite how embarrassing it is to be seen walking down the street with the motherfucker.

What I am getting at is that despite being a redheaded freak with super redhead freak strength, pasty white skin that is covered in freckles, that for some reason have become socially accepted when they are actually a birth defect, she’s got these amazing tits that she doesn’t wear a bra and still hang proper. So that shit combined with her addictions, sexual deviance, singing talent and lame boyfriend she cheats on is what makes her my favorite.

If my posts don’t make sense, it doesn’t matter because they make sense to me, and I’ve been drinking since 1 am til now because I couldn’t sleep, so if a drunk guy gets it, an asshole sitting at his cubicle should get it too….and if you don’t that’s not saying very much about you.

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So this site is getting less and less popular by the minute and it’s not a good look, but it’s kinda fun watching my traffic slowly go down from 10 readers to 5. It’s like watching a plane crash into a building excitement. It may have to do with my shitty content, or my laziness, but I like to blame Google. Those motherfuckers own the internet and have to be owned by the CIA or some shit because as they gather information about all of you and control where people end up online. So let them continue reading all your emails and finding out how you did drugs last night or cheated on your wife or that you are a closet case who everyone thinks is straight except your internet email boyfriend who you send pictures of your dick to all while I let them kill my site. Somethings just aren’t worth saving.

Not that anyone cares, but here are my links…

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