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2007

06

Dec

I am – Petra Nemcova is Pretty Boring But Hot of the Day

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I got a thing for Petra Nemcova because I find her hot, but bitch bores the fuck out of me, and since you’re reading this site, she probably bores the fuck out of you. She’s all about saving the fuckin’ world, and nothing annoys me more than girls who think they can change the fuckin’ world, unless they are bottle whores in the club with no panties on dancing on the bar and their idea of changing the world is getting wasted and letting a dirty Mexican Finger bang them in the bathroom.

Either way, Petra’s got charities running and going to charity events and helping poor people, but none of that shit’s helping me. She gets caught in a Tsunami once and her boyfriend who should would have ended up dumping anyway dies, and all of a sudden she’s on this fuckin’ mission to do good because she came so close to dying and realized that God didn’t take her from this earth when she was so close for a reason, or some other self righteous shit that makes her want to do good, when in reality, God doesn’t exist but if he did, he made her in Czech and Czech girls are whores and she should step up her game and live up to that shit instead of this do good because I almost died lie to herself.

I guess the point of all this is to say that I feel like I am always on the verge of death and you don’t see me going door to door asking people for their spare change for poor kids on Christmas, but I probably should because I know a dude who used to be homeless but instead of buying a bottle, he bought a suit and found a name tag in the garbage and decided to go door to door pretending he was a charity organization, instead of being the pissed covered drunk in the subway station, begging for a quater for a coffee. Within a month,dude realized he was onto something and now he’s fuckin’ balling like he was hip hop with a house, car and a charity business he only puts 5% of the money towards the actual cause and the rest in his pocket. Rags to riches motherfucker.


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2007

06

Dec

I am – Carrie Underwood at the Spice Girl Concert of the Day

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I don’t know why I find these pictures funny, but it’s of American Idol superstar Carrie Underwood at the Spice Girls concert and lookin’ like she’s having the time of her life, like she’s just found out Santa is real and not just some drunk pervert at the mall. My theory on this shit is that she was poor trash and had big dreams of becoming a singer like every other girl in her 20s and the Spice Girls in the 90s were a huge influence, Girl Power.

But since the Spice Girls or any sane person never rolls through Checotah Oklahoma where she’s from, she never had the chance to see them live. But now that she’s famous, has money and can do anything she wants and this is just another reminder to herself how awesome her life is and she can cross another thing off her poor girl’s list of dreams and that must feel good, as we all sit in front of computers hating our failed attempt at ours. But the reality is that I am living the dream, I’m fuckin’ hung over right now, drank my face off til 5 am and it’s pretty amazing, it makes me realize that I’ve made it.

Either way, I am one step ahead of this Underwood slut because I went to the Spice Girls concert years ago because my wife won tickets on some radio contest and I had to bring the stepgirls because my wife is too fat for public places and I figured it’d be a good spot to get new pussy, but everyone in the place was 12 and it turned out to be a good place to make friends with sex offenders…

BONUS – Victoria Beckham’s Retarded Tits in a Stupid Gold Outfit because You’re into Retards, They Don’t Tell You That You’re Stupid Like All the Other Girls…


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2007

05

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am going out drinking, because I learned that drinking was a good cure to depression, because alcohol may lead to depression, but that’s only if you stop drinking. The problem with going out drinking in this city in winter is that there’s about 2 feet of fuckin’ snow and I’ll have to take the dog sled. Unfortunately, all our dogs died because my wife was hungry. I don’t know what I am talking about, but I do know that winter is for assholes and for some reason I am in the middle of it and that depresses me until I am too drunk to realize where I am. That’s all I have to say about that, because it was a whole lot of rambling about nothing and now I am embarrassed because I am shy.

Here are a whole lot of links that you’ll want to click on because you got nothing better to do…

Shauna Sand at the Bus Stop Lookin’ Classy as a Teenage Runaway Whore
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Dave Chapelle in London Being Funny….
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Kristen Bell’s Complex Magazine Photoshoot Ass and Interview Because We Care What She Thinks…
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Scarlett Johannson’s Sueing Over Her Nose
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How About a Little Gisele Upskirt Action
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Is Carmen Electra Still Banging? I’m Going With Yes…
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This Chinese Waitress was Born With Her Feets Backwards and Shit Makes Me a Little Uncomfortable…
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Big and Gross Booty Shake Video
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Joe Simpson Won’t Let Ashlee’s Bi-Sexual Boyfriend Come Home for X-Mas….Because Christians Don’t Do Gay…But Gays Do….
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Some Spice Girls Reunion Pictures Because I Like Old Sluts in Tight Clothes…
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Dance Revolution Kills a Fat Dude Video
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Some Rocker Puking On Stage
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Beyonce’s Got a Personal Umbrella Holder…While Rihanna’s Got Jay-Z Under Her Umbrella….
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Watch Some Midget Boxing Because Shit’s Pretty Funny
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Beyonce and Fergie Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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Heavy Drinking is Linked to High Sex Partners….I Guess They Didn’t Survey You….Because Your Heavy Drinking is Linked to No Sex Partners….
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A Hilary Duff Boring Photoshoot
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Some Kid Named Simon Reads Off Yo’ Momma Jokes and It’s FUnny Cuz Dude Reminds Me of You
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Dancing Video of the Day Because We Like Dancing
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Wet T-Shirt Girls Having a Orgy
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Dolly Parton Has an Open Relationship…So There’s Hope for You….Well Not Really…But You Can Pretend
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Some Dumb Asian Skank in Her Underwear
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Some Funny Hot Lifeguard Prank Video
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Russell Simmons Dates Tall Chicks Who Look Good in Bikinis….And Who Aren’t With Him for his Money
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Some 50 Cent Doing Cocaine for the Kids Video
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Some Fucking Scary South American Gang Pictures Because I’m a Zac Effron
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Madonna Wants to Be Called Louise Now
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Shakira in a Bikini on a Yacht Video
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Watch This Dude’s Celebrity Gossip Video Because You May Laugh….No Promises Though….
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Watch Some Shitty Catfight Between a Stripper and a Slut on Oprah’s TV Show Called The Bad Girls Club
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Tara Reid Going Crazy in Ed Hardy Clothes, Because They She’s So Hurtin’ She’s Working for Free Clothes
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Vanessa Hudgens Thinks Zac Effron is a Fag….I Guess An Insider Tipped Her Off…Because He Was Hiding Shit So Well
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Mischa Barton is Cheap and Getting Out of a Cab
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Huge Pussy Lips Video Because we Like Pussy
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Intense Lesbianism on a Public Beach…
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Heather Nicole for Playboy
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Amy Winehouse Lookin’ Hot Tits in a Photoshoot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Reader’s Bachelor Party Tit Flash Picture on a School Bus….Because They Are the First and Last Tits He’s Probably Seen…In Person….
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What are the Best Cinematic Bikini Scenes…..Poll
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Some Shitty Band Who Reads The Site’s Shitty Sounding Show But Get Shitty Lookin’ Girls To Choke Each Other While Dyking Out On Video
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Dakota Fanning is the Town Whore You’d Fuck If This Was Thailand
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The Lil Wayne Quote of the Day…I Think He Either Admits to Having AIDS or Admits to Using Condoms….Based on the Chicks He Gets With – He Probably Should be Using More Than One….
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Listen to Lil Wayne’s Tune Called One Night Only Cuz Teenage Girls Get Wet Over This
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This May Be the Next 2 Girls 1 Cup…I Call It One Girl and 1 Shitty Dildo
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Drunk Girl Passes Out On the Toilet
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How About Some Extreme Anorexia Video Because Skinny is the New Normal….
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If you Like Porn…You’ll Love This.
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No Girlfriend? This Will Help You Get Sex
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This is Where You’ll Find People To Have Sex With
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Photobuckey Pussy and Ass
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Some Photobucket Girl’s Naked Underwear Pictures
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Some Chick in Her Underwear and In the Shower
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Some Teenage Lookin’ Mother in Her Bra and Underwear…Possibly Part of the Reason She’s a Teenage Mother
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Self Shot Vagina and Ass Pics
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Naked Body
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Photobucket Lesbians and Vagina
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Some Photobucket Panty Covered Ass
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Some Black Girl Thinks Photobucket is a Rap Video
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Some Tits and Some Fingering on Photobucket
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Some Self Shot Tits
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Some Girl Holdin’ Up Her Tits
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Hey Sexy Girl – Do You Come Here Often?
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Some More Photobucket Tits
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Photobucket Girl FIngering
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Photobucket Blowjob Pic – Because They Are a Porn Site
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FROM THE FORUM:

More Suicide girls
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Control – OST
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More Frank Sinatra
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2 Grinhouse Soundtracks
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Another Peachez Video
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Aracely In H Magazine
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More De La Soul
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another I Feel Myself Vid
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Snake in the butt video
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Thom Yorke solo Music
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2007

05

Dec

I am – Some Youtube Video of a Girl With a Big Ass Who Got Fucked By Lil’ Wayne of the Day

I am not 100 percent about this shit, but it’s a pretty standard story of a girl who falls on the celebrity penis because she’s a wallet fuckin’ whore who’s got big dreams of going to the top and using her vagina is the easiest way….I’ve heard these stories over and over in my life about girls going crazy of celebrities or DJs who roll through town thinking that they’re the hottest shit out there because the celebrity chose them, which makes for a pretty exciting life if you’re famous, because girls are easily impressed.

I am not too sure if she’s doing this is legit or if Lil’ Wayne actually fucked her or just signed her autograph and they ran with it to do some publicity stunt for her myspace/career/dvd they are pimping, but I can only assume she is trying to get herself famous riding his thunder some how. I guess I gotta give credit where credit is due, because going to YouTube is a lot more interesting that just telling your other wallet fucking friends about your conquest, even if they never happened. I hope the record label sues her, but that’s just because I wish bad things on good people, and by good people I mean trashy fat assed whores.

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2007

05

Dec

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Cole’s Hot Tits Performing of the Day

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Here are some Cheryl Tweedy Cole pictures celebrating AIDS with Elton John, because it seems like gays are all about AIDS, you know with their charities and use of condoms at their huge gay sauna orgies, like they were living in Africa or some shit. Not that I know what happens in Africa or in Gay Orgies, but I have had my share of unprotected sex and spent 3 years thinking I had AIDS and telling girls I had it in hopes of getting some sympathy sex, but it kinda worked against me.

This is the kind of girl who you’d probably be happy getting AIDS from, not because it’s something that you could use to remember that special night for the rest of your life, because slamming this kind of chick would really be a fuckin’ miracle for you, or because anyone’s really worth the suffering, but because of all the free shit you’d get from the Make a Wish Foundation, so in a lot of ways getting AIDS is like winning the lottery.

Gay people generally don’t like me, because whenever I meet them I ask them if they mind if I call them HIV because statistics tell me they’ve got it and I am not good at remembering names, but I am good at remembering people with HIV, but then again, no one really likes me, so it’s probably got nothing to do with the nicknames I give them.

Either way, look at Cheryl Tweedy Cole performing, cuz there’s nothing much hotter than a hot chick on the mic performing, not even AIDS.


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2007

05

Dec

I am – Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass in Yoga Pants of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Reese Witherspoon in her favorite yoga ass hugging pants that every mom with rich husbands, a nanny and weekly hair, nail and massage appointments, who spend their days shopping and working out with their personal trainer they fuck, seem to have, because they are living the dream.

Speaking of dreams, I don’t have dreams when I sleep anymore, I think it’s because they’ve always let me down so my brain just kinda turned that shit off as to not cock tease me with thoughts of things I’ll never have, like hot girls, fast cars, big houses and endless bottles of whiskey….I’d say that Reese Witherspoon probably doesn’t have dreams anymore, because she’s pretty much lived them all out. She’s won the Academy Award, married, had kids with and divorced some teenage girl’s dream cock 10 years ago and now there’s really not much living left for her to do, she’s peaked and it’s all downhill from here and that’s probably pretty depressing, but nothing beats depression like edorphines from chronic working out in hopes of holding onto a career and making dudes wanna fuck her despite her baggage.

The reason I am posting these pictures, is because after having a bunch of kids, her ass is still pretty solid, and for any of you mom’s out there, this could prove to you that your dreams of having a decent mom ass are possible, and to the dad’s out there, you can realize that your dreams of your wife having a decent mom ass are also possible, your wife’s just too lazy to get off her fat ass to make it worth fuckin’ again, except for when you are really horny and tired of jerking off. I guess the lesson of the day is that anything is possible, if you put your mind to it. I should write kid’s books.

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Posted in:Unsorted|Yoga Pants

2007

05

Dec

I am – Megan Fox Gets Coffee With Her Lame Boyfriend of the Day

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I am posting these pictures of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green to make you hate yourself more than you already do. I know deep down inside you actually think that you’re so much cooler than this Brian Austin Green motherfucker, and everytime you see this pictures you tell yourself that you are and that you have a chance. But the reality is that he’s slamming the shit out of the girl you spend your days jerking off too, it’s not really your fault though, you just have a thing for the Transformers movie and just can’t seem to get enough.

Speaking of hating yourself, here’s an email one of my many many many 6 readers sent in and I laughed and told him he should take over the site, because let’s face it, I pretty much suck.

Dear Mr. Stepfather,

I suddenly realized this morning that like you, I am a worthless unemployed piece of shit. What made me realize it was that I woke up this morning and my first thought (after pussy of course) was your website. I’m 48 years old, no job and depend on my wife to support me while I sit here drinking beer and looking at your worthless crappy website.

I don’t know what drove me to this, I used to be a manager at a major corporation (not McDonalds) with some good goals in life and had a future. I just happened across your shitty website one day and now here I am, unbathed, unshaven, drinking beer, scratching my balls and looking at porn. My wife is ready to divorce me, the kids hate me and the damn dogs are biting me (probably because I’m eating their food). I guess I need to find some sort of rehab (HA,HA–NOT)! Maybe this is what retirement is all about.

Well anyway, keep up the good work. I would like to see a few more good porn vids and fewer celeb bullshit though. I’m trying to spice up my own sex life since my wife is no longer involved in it thanks to you. You owe me dude!

Sincerely

At least he’s doin’ better than you…..


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Posted in:Cuddles|Unsorted

2007

05

Dec

I am – Sophie Monk’s Pretty Good Tits of the Day

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I have a thing for Sophie Monk. She’s a tall blonde chick with a hot body and interesting lookin’ face and I am convinced she’s one of the hottest things out there. The only drawback is that she’s dating a gay dude, and as much as I turn to the gays to serve me coffee at Starbucks, or randomly give me uninvited advice about how I should dress when on the street, I get kinda thrown off when I find out they’re fucking girls I want to fuck.

Gay is trendy and every girl wants a gay, it’s like a fashion accessory every girl needs to have. What they don’t realize is that gay is a con being pulled on them because this whole gay thing gets pussy. First, by winning a girl’s trust so that they get naked or half naked in front of dude. Then by opening up and getting the girls to tell them about how they like to fuck and about their ex-bf’s cocks and all this shit that straight dudes are privileged enough to hook up, because they think straight dudes are predators and don’t realize that gays are too, they are just more smooth about things, until one night when they’ve both had too much to drink and feel experimental and the girl jumps on that gay dick as fast as she can, because she feels that she had the power to convert a motherfucker and that makes her feel good about herself.

Either way, I would still eat her shit, like we were in 2 Girls 1 Cup, even if shit tasted like Joel Madden’s cum, because he only slams her in the ass, it’s less “hetero” that way and lets him reflect on the years he shared a room with his brother when they were young, horny and experimental, while crying about how things will never be the same again….


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2007

05

Dec

I am – Cindy Crawford’s Stretch-marked Belly of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Cindy Crawford’s stomach lookin’ like shit just got off the set of a horror movie, but I’m all for being scared by ex-supermodels, because pregnancy stretch marks are a hell of a lot less offensive than my wife’s obesity stretch marks, and probably smell a lot better.

I always make jokes with pregnant chicks, or girls who just had babies about what they would do if their baby came out ugly. Some of them play along with me and tell me about how they’d get a third trimester abortion like they were in China, or they’d just release the fucker out into the wild to fend for itself and if it found it’s way home, it’d be worth keeping because it would mean that it was too smart or driven to give away to the neighbors or that professional couple that can’t have kids and that they’d just pretend the kid was their dead sister’s and they got stuck with it after the “accident”.

I know the reality is that all mother’s think their kids are amazing, that’s why they all brag about the useless shit their kids do everyday to each other, like the when the kid pisses itself or smiles or giggles or does something cute, like shit was the most amazing thing to the rest of us, because it’s the most amazing thing to them.

I think the whole fascination that they went through all this suffering and threw away their lives and bodies for this fuckin’ thing and that makes a person delusional, because otherwise they’d look vain and selfish and like an unfit mother. So they pretend that the thing is beautiful and was worth it all the suffering and destruction to their once rockin’ body. Admitting that it was mistake to start a family, especially when your uterus wronged you and your stomach never bounced back to the way it was and now you hate the way you look in the mirror would just lead someone to suicide, while lying to yourself about how happy life is now that you’re a mom and that you love your mom body is a good way to keep on living.

It’s kinda the same reason you’re going to marry a fat ugly bitch and pretend she’s everything you always wanted in a woman, because she’s all you can get and that my friend, is better than being alone. I know we aren’t friends, but I just felt like being personable. Cuddles.


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2007

05

Dec

I am – Mary Carey Auctions Off Her Fake Tits of the Day

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The pornstar for Governor, Mary Carey, is auctioning off her dirty used implants that she had removed, like some kind of barbarian freak. Now I am not much of a clean person because I don’t really wash myself often and smell often, but I get pretty fucking disgusted by other people’s filth. Like I can’t share a drink with someone because the thought of their AIDS spit makes me feel sick to my fucking stomach so when they ask me for a sip, like I’m some ex-convict working at the warehouse store handing out samples of Sunny D, and not like a motherfucker who’s enjoying his drink without their dirty lips on my shit, I usually tell them to fuck themselves.

That story has pretty much nothing to do with these dirty fucking porn sacks of shit, other than the thought of a pornstar’s pussy grosses me the fuck out and that shit’s usually pretty external, so thinking about her used up fake tits is a whole other level of weird.

The real issue in all these is the creepy dude with too much money and no social skills who is going to buy this shit and justify it because the money goes to charity and everyone will play it off as a joke, except maybe his family when he brings the tits out to Christmas dinner and introduces them to the family as his wife he bought on ebay, when he could have called Mary Carey’s agent and fucked her for about 500 dollars an hour on camera.

The only reason this shit pisses me off is because I got slack when I was trying to sell used panties on the internet a couple years ago when I was more ambitious about internet businesses, everyone I came across told me I was a sick fuck and ebay canceled my fucking auctions 10 different tries before I gave up on my dreams, but selling fake tits that were inside a whore is more socially accepted…..


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