I went out to see my friend today, who has a little boy that is maybe a year and half or so. I hate babies to be honest, but this one is getting to be at the age where he talks a bit and stuff so he’s kind of interesting. He’s not one of those ugly babies either, he lucked out in the gene pool for sure. There’s nothing worse then an ugly baby.
I don’t think I want to have kids. To be honest, the thought of a baby growing inside of me makes me sick to my stomache and want to throw up. If I could avoid the whole pregnancy thing and just get one whe he was 3, I probably would. Maybe I’ll adopt, but I dunno I really just think I;m way to selfish and irresponsible for that shit and the thought of getting some AIDS baby from another country to give it a better life and then not really giving it a better life would make me feel pretty shitty.
I had fun with the kid. We looked at books and talked to each other in baby language. Then he got a weird look on his face and I realized he was taking a crap during our quality time. It really grossed me out.
Big link dump today, no pun intended.
And the award for best photo-shopped pic of all time goes to….
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Hilary Duff has high standards.
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Ghost Ridin’ Miss Daisy
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Former playmate arrested for DUI
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Car Trouble?
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The Obvious Boner
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Mylene Klass in a bikini
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Life goes on….I guess…
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Drunk kids + Gun = Accidental Headshot
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Nerd chicks are hott
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Some hott Hawaiian model topless
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Celebslam Lohan story picked up by the NY Post
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More people hate Britney Spears everyday.
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Guy gets ear chopped off at Barbershop
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Praising the lord to the tune of Heavy Metal
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Borat – After the Movie
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Lohan has to wear an alcohol detecting anklet. Ha Ha.
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Some Thai actress shows a bit of her bush
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Rare Biggie Smalls freestyle from when he was 17
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Definition of White Trash
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More baby mama drama for Diddy
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Hot lady Soccer referee does Playboy
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Danni Minogue lingerie photoshoot
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I thought Criss Angel was fukking Cameron Diaz?
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Stunt Bird!
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Katie Price sets her phone to vibrate
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Michelle Trachtenberg is a cheerleader GO
Another America’s Next Top Model slut with no clothes on
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Luke, I am your ever-growing sense of inevitability
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Jessica Simpson upskirt
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Photo Bucket Whore
Thanks to the Rogue Collector
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The five scariest sets of celeb boobs
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Katherine Mcphee…Yummy…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rebecca Romijn married that fag from My Secret Identity
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Some hot chick is hot for HILLDOG
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Woody Allem is just like a father figure? Ummm..yeah…okay..
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Because people collapsing on stage is funny
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Donald and Rosie feud coming to an end. It’s a sad, sad day.
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! MEOW!!!
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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BBQ at Justin Timberlakes
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Reporter takes of skirt to attack Bee
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Some chicks will do anything, because they are just stupid like that.
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Pregnant chick fights in the ghetto, just like my mom used to!
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Hayden’s mom is a MILF…Nice…
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Hot or Not?
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Sheriff Wifey wants to put you under arrest
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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And today, in Charlie Sheen news….
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Implants, before and after.
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Samantha Ronson suing over cocaine allegations. Good for her. For Real.
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Britney Spears nanny sold dildos. Classy.
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Elizabeth Hasselbeck talks about peeing in her daughters diaper in public. Ew.
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What is Love?
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Winnie from the Wonder Years in Details Magazine
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Vicky Beckham disses Eddie Murphy. Ha Ha Ha.
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Find sex from the comfort of you mother’s basement
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Use this to help you loose your virginity finally
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