It’s a long weekend, so what better way to spend it than to adopt a 16 year old asian girl to groom into becoming your child bride…when she turns 18 obviously, otherwise it’s just creepy….we call it doing the Woody Allen… Or you could watch fireworks in a Walmart Parking lot, trying to get the […]
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2017
06
Jun
Cleavage at the CFDA of the Day
. But….at least she brought her cleavage, as did Heidi Klum, Suki Waterhouse, Josephine Skriver and Martha Hunt… All very important people sucking up to the Fashion Designers who hire them and make them relevant in this very very vapid industry and world we live in. Magic, but not really. TO SEE THE REST OF […]
2017
26
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
Making a joke about locking a girl you are sexting in a basement always takes a weird turn when she says “That’s where I feel most at home”….hot right, until she follows up with “that’s where my dad used to molest me when I was 7”. The wrong response is “where did he cum”….because even […]
2017
07
Apr
stepLINKS of the DAy
It’s still my birthday, send nudes…of you or of every vagina you have ever known or that you come accross.. Thanks….for the well wishes. I’ll be at the strippers because I got drunk and passed out last night before getting to the strippers and birthday without strippers is like Pam Anderson without Hepatitis, or Lohan […]
2017
31
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I like finding pussy pics that were sent to me 5-10 years ago from women I used to get pussy pics from and sending them to said woman saying “I miss you, but I’m glad you are here”….they always freak out and call me a sexual assaulter…when I just think it’s being funny, jokes, why […]
2017
31
Mar
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I met a recently single girl in a bar last night – who was telling me that her boyfriend and her broke up for a few days ago and she has since turned to tinder where she has fucked 3 dudes a day – everyday – she’s up to 14…and she gets free lunches and […]
2017
13
Mar
The Kids Choice Awards Happened You Fucking Perverts of the DAy
Since kids don’t watch TV anymore, they are more into the whole instagram and youtube thing, I wonder who actually watches this Teen Choice awards, I am assuming the event is presented as a wholesome, let’s celebrate vapid talentless dancing monkeys exploited by their parents…and make them feel like being robbed of their childhood to […]
2017
13
Feb
The Grammy’s Happened of the Day
I don’t watch the Grammy’s but I do watch girls masturbate on snapchat…but I don’t limit it to snapchat…I also watch it on instagram messages, imessage, whats app….I don’t watch girls masturbate on webcam sites, I like shit to be a little more personal…you know “we started at tinder, or an instagram follow, now we […]
2017
10
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I drank too much tequila…and passed out on the floor…I don’t remember where I was, how I got home, who I sexted….but I know that I survived, and sometimes, that’s all you fucking need….. As someone who drinks regularly – blacking out and passing out on the floor is a real accomplishment…. I feel like […]