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2007

13

Apr

I am – Brooke Hogan Sports Bra of the Day

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I hate sportsbras. I have never really had to deal with a girl in a sportsbra because I usually let them know from day one that I can’t deal with that shit around me. It flattens out their tits and makes me feel like I am hanging out with a jogger or a dude who just got back from the gym and that normally doesn’t turn me on unless I am really drunk.

I can’t think of any sportsbra stories, other than some girls in highschool who had retardedly big tits using them to tone down their junk, obviously not one of Brooke Hogan’s issues. But who cares what I think, if you’re into trannies with orange skin, that’s your deal and I an not going to judge. I figure everyone you know will when it comes out and that’s enough for you to handle.

Reality is that this bitch was fat and hit the gym, now she feels like it’s her right to show the world what she’s packing like ever fat girl who doesn’t realize she’s still fat because she’s the skinniest she’s ever been. This is just a case of a fat girl in slutty gear thinking it’s all okay when it obviously isn’t. That said, I’d still lick her ass right after she took a shit.

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2007

13

Apr

I am – Cerina Vincent Tits of the Day

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I have never heard of this girl and it doesn’t really matter because she has some tits on her and I am one of those guys who can see past a shitty personality, a dumpy ass, a little extra fat in the gunt for a good set of cans. I was rocking facebook earlier this week and came across some L.A. socialite’s you’ve never heard of, one of them responded to me and I added her to AIM. We got to talking and she was a little thrown off by a random 35 year old dude chatting her up. I tried using the site to get her comfortable, but it didn’t get me very far. It turned out she was a 15 year old model who parties with Paris Hilton. She blocked me when I asked her if she’s banged anyone famous, because 15 year old girls take that shit a lot more seriously than I do. Either way, she’s pretty much an unknown and is just getting started, but it goes to show you that I don’t know everything, so this Cerina bitch could be famous but for now – just look at those cans.

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2007

13

Apr

I am – Alessandra Ambrosio Wants Peace of the Day

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I was having a bit of a religious experience earlier today. I was sitting on a bench and some crazy christian lady started to chat me up. She asked me if I had accepted Jesus in my life. She told me that no matter how low I got, he would be there for me. She went off on how he died for our sins and that there’s some group that meets every friday night at the local church and how I should attend because there was pizza. I told her that Friday night was my night for drinking my sins away and she didn’t laugh. Then I asked her if she asked everybody to join her cult and she said that she only spoke to people she felt could use some help from above. I told her that I guess her church was hurting if she was recruiting homeless people and bribing them with food. I asked her if there were any barely legal people in her clergy or whatever the fuck you call it, and she said that they had more girls than guys. I always work on ratio so tomorrow I may be going to get some free food and easily influenced lonely virgin eighteen year old. Fuck, I’ll accept anyone in my life it introduces me to fresh tail.

To celebrate my new found journey to sainthood, here are some pictures of some Catholic Brazilian piece of ass who models lingerie and bikinis like a good christian who strayed. Cuddles.

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2007

12

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was offered a free haircut today because that’s how much the neighborhood hair stylists like me. I think it was more out of sympathy, like when you see the cops checking homeless people’s pulses on in the park late at night, but I went for it anyway, because there is nothing more exciting than having an old lady touching my head. I feel like I am about 10 pounds lighter and like I look like a total cunt…

I am not dropping this donate here button because I haven’t hit 1500 dollars yet. All I am asking for is a dollar – so if you read this site and like this site help. If you don’t I won’t really be able to come after you but trust me, I’d like to, especially if you’re young, hot and into gymnastics.












Here are my links of the day.

American Idol Slut Olivia Mojica Has a Sex Tape, Here’s The Trailer and Details and Shit
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If you are a loser, which you are – DJ AM is Playing at a Virtual Club from 7 – 9 cuz He’s Gayer than Bicycle Shorts. Check it out…
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A Whole Lot of Topless Beach Pics
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Britney Spears Giggles like a School Girl
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Liz Vicious is Gothic and Showing Her Box
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Jenna Jameson For Adidas
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Scenester Video With Tits of the Day
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More Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Dressed Like a Hooker
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A Little Kirsten Dunst on the Street Action
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Pete Doherty is Cool
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Keira Knightly Has Mangled Feet
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Lookin’ Good Hairy Ass
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Last Nights Fetish Pics
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Nicole Richie and Her Boyfriend
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Girls Next Door Holly Get Naked for PETA
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Riding in Cars With Boys – Some Videos of Sluts in Cars Being Sluts
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This Video is Called Bikini Girls
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Sunny Leone Pictures
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Some Chick Named Dillian Naked
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Kylie Minogue is Scary
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This Video is Called Web Bad Girl
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Masturbating Walrus
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Sexy Video
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Pictures of the Complex Party I wasn’t Invited to.
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Censored Sapranos Isn’t Funny
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Lookin’ Good Moustache
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Hot Hipster Tit
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50 Cent on Throwing the Bitch In The Pool
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Photobucket Peeing
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Dripping Bikini Pic
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Photobucket Peeing
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This is What You Get When You Search Squirting
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Photobucket Panty Pose
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Photobucket Mooning
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Photobucket Big Tits
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Playboy’s April Coed
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Photobucket Panty Ass
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Violent Redneck Fight with Black Dudes
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Marisa Tomei’s Ass in Wet Shorts
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Photobucket Chick You’ll Want to Bang
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Photobucket Nudity
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What Rocky Win To Make You Feel Better About Yourself
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Nelly Furtado Gets Punked
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Topless Alessandra Amborsio
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Slutty Wicked Weasel Contributor
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Carmen Electra Photoshoot
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This Video is Called Dirty Foods and it’s Pretty Hot
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This Spray Will Get You Laid, Quit Holdin’ Out Unless You Are Gay
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2007

12

Apr

I am – Lohan Parties Like a Lesbian in Japan of the Day

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The word on the street and by street I mean Internet because I don’t get out much so it’s the street to me, is that Lohan is dyking out with some nasty looking celebrity DJ named Samantha Ronsen or some shit. I have heard of this bitch before and even messaged her dirty things on Myspace when I used to have it but I don’t remember much of those days, I blocked them out like a molested teenager because they were the low point in my internet career.

I have nothing wrong with party sluts dyking out, because watching 2 girls shower together is hot to me. It’s all pretty standard, bitch gets fucked over by dudes over and over again, has daddy issues and has pretty much fucked half of hollywood. Now she figures it’s time to explore the other side, and by other side I mean labia, so she jumps on the first bitch who looks like she has a dick that she can find.

Since Lohan is a party slut and banging the DJ is what party sluts do, the whole situation makes sense. All she had to do was get on a plane and surprise her lover at the party and she’s pretty much guaranteed some strap on dildo, double sided dildo, scissor position action. When Lohan is ready to get with dude’s who stink and have penises shaped like vagina, I’ll send in my application, if I am not too lazy, which is pretty unlikely and that’s how this post is going to end. Cuddles.

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2007

12

Apr

I am – Hayden Panettiere is Playing of the Day

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These pictures are to remind you that lookin at this girl in a sexual way is kinda sleazy. She’s just a normal girl, doing normal things on set, like playing with the other kids. Pics of her simulating some lesbian shit made their rounds yesterday and figured this was a decent way to bring it all down a notch by making you feel guilty for jerking off to her….

I was talking to a girl about how I want to lose weight and get a bigger penis, she told me that it’s pretty much too late for me to start now and that dreams of porn dick are pretty useless considering nothing out there is proven to work. I don’t actually get hard anymore, like I tell you all the time, but there was a time that lasting relationships never happened for me, I used to think it was because the girls were hookers and just wanted my 50 dollars, but now I realize if I had a stacked dick, maybe they would have turned a few tricks for free, you know cuz they loved it so much.

I figured the best advice for you, since you have a small penis, is to find a girl with a shallow g-spot, one of those bitches with an abnormal vagina that can’t take much more than a pinky. Since that’s hard, you can just run after a girl who is about 4 ft tall, I’m talking midgets, then maybe you’ll fill her up to her belly button like you always wished you could.

That’s pretty much all I have to say about that and remember you’re the one reading this, meaning the issue isn’t with what I write about, it’s with you taking the time to really take in the shit I say. It’s all pretty embarrassing for you.

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2007

12

Apr

I am – Justine Henin Cameltoe of the Day

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I was always more into inebriated girls. The kind that were so fucked up they didn’t know what they were doing or saying. Not because they were easy, but because they were funny to be around and were easy. Jock bitches are too concerned with winning to go out there and giver’ like a party girl flashing her tits, so I never really bothered with them.

This is Justine Henin doing some stretches and showing off her cameltoe, proving something I was never really sure about, and that is that jock bitches have vaginas. I saw the movie Ladybug when I was younger and just assumed that all women in sport were just dudes dressed up. Their rippling muscles and broad shoulders kinda brought that point home and if it is in fact the truth, this tennis bitch is doing a good selling job, I am pretty convinced that I am staring at her box…

I guess the other issue is that she has herpes on her lip, proving that she actually has sex, or oral sex, whether it be with dirty dudes or chicks she picks up in parks while in cities she’s playing in, you know to take off the pre-game edge or some shit, but it’s all speculation considering I have never heard of her before today.

All these observations go to prove that cameltoes answer some of life’s great mysteries, and they said dropping out of highschool meant the end of knowledge for me. Liars.

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2007

12

Apr

I am – Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Flashing While Out of the Day

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I spoke too soon. Once a slut always a slut. This bitch can’t get through a day without showing off her tits or box. I don’t really have much more to say about this, because I already wrote a post on these pictures here and I can only get inspired once and these tits aren’t doing it for me right now but I would be an asshole not to post them.

On a side note, not showering for 6 days in preparation of hitting the streets to panhandle has lead to a rash on my back, so if you’re reading this and taking my entrepreneurial lead in tax free money making, you may want to re-consider the approach.

Based on this slag’s herpes ridden chin, I can only assume slamming her raw dog would lead to a similar rash on your dick, but that’s an obvious joke that I shouldn’t have bothered writting. Lucky for you I don’t edit myself so you just got a taste of me sucking. It happens.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I wish something interesting happened today that I could sit here and talk about but nothing happened, it never really does. I haven’t left the house in a few days because I was sick. I tried going to my cigar store, or the piece of shit immigrant store that sells cigars, it was the only one in the area that did, but they phased that shit out over the last 3 days so now I have nowhere to get my one true friend. I also met a homeless lookin’ motherfucker on the street and he told me he was going on vacation…My life is a vacation so I can’t really complain, but it’d be a lot more interesting if that vacation was on the motherfucking beach. I have a thing for bikinis, and I don’t get to see nearly enough, but I did get you links so click them because they suck and so do you… CUDDLES.

I am going to post the donate here button again, cuz I didn’t get the 1500 dollars yet. I did get an email asking why it said drunkenstepfahter.com and that’s cuz I signed up like a retard – Thanks for your support in getting me out of this mess.












Halle Berry Lookin’ Hot
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More Steven Tyler Penis from a Few Months Ago
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Some Chick Named Nicky Chase Posing
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College Girl Strips Video
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Some Chick Named Busty Alli Posing
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A Back hoe paddling a barge because I am Bored
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Paris and Nicole Simple Life Update
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Hot Photographer – Tony Stamolis
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Flesh Flick – Lots of Women
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Gwenth Paltrow Shows off Her Stomach
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Courtney Cox Giving the Finger
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Howard Stern Basks In Imus’ Shame
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Shannon ELizabeth Old Stripping Video
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TV’s Favorite GIFLS
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Some Page 3 Girl Named Nicola Wearing a Pretty Intense Dress
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This Video is Called Dirty Dancing and You’ll Like It
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This Video is Called Me and Katie and It’s Just Girls Dancing
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Lilly Allen is Fat Picture of the Day
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Japanese Air Sex
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Some Pice of the Complex Party With Paris, Kim Kardashian and the Hot Armenian Sluts at Hollyscop
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Japanese teenage trio, “Pink Saturn” definate Lip Slip
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More Japanese Teenage trio
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Some girl singing a Madonna song, and dancing in panties.
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Speaking of which, here is a girl taking a leak:
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Group Shower Picture of the Day
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These are quite old, and I’m sure you’ve seen them. But this is Milla Jovovich doing some all nude modeling at the old age of just 14.
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Google Earth Does Africa Genocide
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Slumber Party Picture of the Day
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Another hot Slumber Party Picture
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Paris Hilton Showing Up to a Party Nude with Fake Tits
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Jessica Simpson Camel Toe
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American Idol Slut has another sex Tape
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2007

11

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin’ of Joining a Cult of the Day

So my donate here button didn’t really work. I got all of one donation and I still owe 1,500 dollars, it was worth trying because in my fantasies Lohan reads this site, and 1,500 dollars to her isn’t even what goes up her nose every night, so I figured she’d be willing to share since I’ve been so good to her but maybe my dreams of Lohan aren’t real. It turns out that no one reads this site and I still have to come up with the money and I am one day closer to the due date and dates generally stress me the fuck out so I am forced to sit back and weigh my options, the most appealing one is to join a cult, where none of my problems matter and all I have to do is give my wife away to the cult leader in exchange for paradise….something I am willing to do…Either way, here’s my day dream.

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